Chapter 31: Bald Chicken, Trickster

"Click!"

Under the willow tree.

A bucket-sized egg clicked, the shell cracked like a spider's web, and a dazzling white light erupted like a blazing sun, followed by a pillar of nine-colored light that pierced the sky.

Suddenly the thunder rolled, and the lightning flashed and thundered.

Zhang Ren, Mu Gardenia, Mi Luo, and the Lady of the Heavenly Demon Sect all came out to watch, and even the elders and disciples of the other peaks were also alarmed and looked over one after another.

Lin Bei rushed here as soon as possible.

The Lady of the Heavenly Demon Sect looked at the egg in astonishment, and pondered in her heart:

"The vision is heaven-shattering, it must be something amazing?" I knew that I would steal this egg, and it would be too cheap to stay here.

"What is this?"

Lin Bei had never seen such a big scene.

"Could it be the legendary Ancient Beast?" Mi Luo pulled the sleeve of the gardenia carp, "Fifth Senior Sister, do you say this is a phoenix divine bird or a five-clawed golden dragon?" ”

Mu Yuli stroked his silver hair and groaned: "It may be that the thunder is heavy and the rain is small, but it is nothing." ”

Mi Luo said: "Impossible, impossible, it is definitely a good thing." ”

Zhang Ren didn't say a word, frowned, and slowly stepped back.

Retreat to the back of the Heavenly Demon Sect's Lady.

Because she can be solved at any time to restore her peak strength, if the divine beast is born and hurts people, and she can't dodge it, she will rely on the lady of the Heavenly Demon Sect.

"Click, click!"

The cracks in the eggshell continued to spread, and dozens of brilliant lusters emitted, becoming more and more dazzling.

Zhang Ren could only squint at the egg, looking forward to what creature could jump out of it, if it was really a creature, I hope it was a dragon girl, a phoenix girl, a nine-tailed fox girl or a monkey with a strong bloodline.

Half an hour or so.

The vision vanished, a hole broke in the eggshell, and a strange creature jumped out of it and landed steadily on the willow tree.

It flutters its wings, and its hair is about the same size as a newborn chicken.

- It's actually an ugly-looking bald chicken!

Everyone was shocked at once, how was it completely different from what they imagined.

The bald chicken fluttered its hairless wings, stood on the willow tree, looked condescendingly at the few people below, crooked its mouth, and said:

"Whoa...... Stupid mortals, why don't you kneel when you see the deity? ”

Everyone looked at each other.

Although the vision of its birth is very powerful, it doesn't have much hair on its body, it looks very funny, and the words it says are even more imposing, and it feels like a child pretending to be an adult.

Seeing that everyone was stunned, the bald chicken flapped his wings, his mouth crooked, and continued:

"Whoa...... When you see the sassy and heroic posture of the deity, it is inevitable that you will be scared silly, and the appearance of the deity is ranked in the heavens and all worlds, and it is known as the first in the heavens. ”

"......" Everyone looked at this bald chicken with a suspicious face, where did they get their confidence, how ugly they were.

"The deity has recovered from the chaos, I didn't expect that millions of years have passed, and now the deity has woken up, and the stupid human race has quickly retreated, from today on, a radius of a million miles will be the deity's cultivation dojo, oh oh oh ......"

The bald chicken, fluttering its wings, walked up and down the willow tree on its toes, and suddenly accidentally stepped on the air, fell from the tree, and fell to the ground.

"Oops, it hurts...... Wow...... The deity died in pain...... Hurry up, come on, help the deity up......"

The bald chicken fell on its back and twitched on the ground.

"......" This chicken is here to be funny, Mi Luo couldn't help it, covered her mouth and laughed: "What an ugly chicken." ”

"Presumptuous, I dare to say that the deity is a chicken, and the deity is the number one divine bird in the heavens and all worlds, Kunpeng. I don't know if you've heard of a saying, there is a fish in the North Underworld, its name is Kun, the Kun is so big, I don't know how many thousands of miles...... Wow oh oh ......"

"You're all screaming, and you're not a chicken."

"That's the rooster crow that the deity deliberately learned in order to hide his identity as a three-legged golden crow."

"Didn't you just say that you were a Kunpeng?"

"Impossible, you heard it wrong, the deity is clearly talking about the phoenix, the deity is the number one divine bird in the heavens and all worlds, the fairy phoenix, girl, hurry up and come over to help the deity up."

Mi Luo rolled her eyes and ignored the chicken.

The bald chicken's eyes flashed, fluttered its wings, flew up and landed again on the willow tree, condescendingly, and said:

"You stupid mortals, you dare to despise the deity, but you don't know how powerful the deity is, the deity once collapsed the underworld with one kick, destroyed a domain with one punch, and destroyed a realm with one palm, even the immortal emperor had to shout Tianzun when he saw the deity."

"Heaven and earth are under the feet of the deity, all things are in the hands of the deity, the deity wants you to live, and if you want to perish, you will perish."

"Stupid mortals, dare to laugh at the deity, it seems that there is no need to keep it, from today onwards, you will no longer enter the six realms, no longer enter reincarnation, and you will be wiped out."

"Look at the deity's supernatural power - immeasurable divine fire."

The bald chicken opened its mouth at Mi Luo and spit out, and a wisp of flame suddenly appeared in its mouth, and it flew directly over, but the fire was too small and was blown out by the breeze halfway.

Mi Luo's face darkened.

The crowd watched it silently.

The bald chicken frowned, scratched his buttocks with his wings, and said:

"Whoa...... I'm sorry, but the deity will do it again. ”

The bald chicken fluttered its wings, still facing Mi Luo's face, and roared: "Heaven and earth are immeasurably divine fire, hey, out." ”

A wisp of flame the size of a thumb floated out and flew quickly towards Mi Luo's face, as fast as lightning.

Mi Luo didn't have time to dodge the flames, snapped, and fell directly on the face, Mi Luo was already the best prepared for disfigurement, but there was no burning sensation for a long time, reached out to touch it, and found that the face was slimy, this is the saliva of the bald chicken!

It's disgusting.

Mi Luo threw her saliva on the ground, and suddenly heard the voice of the bald chicken again:

"Heaven and earth are immeasurably fired, hey, out."

The bald chicken shouted several times in a row.

Thereupon.

Mi Luo felt that her face was slimy, and her face was full of crystal saliva when she touched it.

I'm almost salivaing my face.

Mi Luo's face darkened, jumped up, grabbed the bald chicken with one hand, and rubbed it on the ground.

"Stupid mortal, you dare to beat the deity, the cause and effect are great, you still have room to negotiate if you let go of the deity, otherwise, the deity will definitely make you doomed."

"I want to see who saved me from it." Mi Luo took out a sword, "Eat white chopped chicken today." ”

"Whoa...... The young man spares his life. ”

Mi Luo held his sword and said viciously: "Damn, shoot me in the face, I'm going to kill you." ”

The bald chicken began to run: "Ahh......hh Help, help! ”

Mi Luo held it and began to chop it, but what she didn't expect was that the chicken ran so fast.

Seeing that he was about to slip away, at this time the gardenia carp flew out, licked his lips, and said:

"Seventh Senior Sister, I'm here to help you."

"Fifth Senior Sister, this chicken doesn't need to shed its hair, let's steam it directly tonight."

"I love teriyaki."

"Then braised it, remember not to put green onions, put coriander."

"Okay."

"Help, help, kill someone, is there a royal law?"

In the end, the chicken was grabbed by the throat of fate with one hand, and happily caught it in the kitchen and threw it into the pot.