The entrance of the Ferrary Hotel on Jordan Street.

Teapot is wearing a doorman's uniform and is chatting and farting with a younger brother who also wears a doorman's uniform.

The doorman's uniform is worn on the younger brother, which makes the younger brother stand tall; But when worn on the teapot, it seems that the teapot is really as good as its name.

The Magnificent Hotel is the place where the teapot gets its share.

Originally, as a security manager, the teapot only needed to wear casual clothes, hang a radio around his waist, and deal with troublemakers, but the teapot had to stand at the door and valet park.

——During the time of valet parking at Charles Club, Teapot deeply felt the high income of valet parking, and even if he became the boss, he refused to give up this income.

All the security guards at the Grand Hotel, except for the teapot, are the kind of little brothers who pay their dues to the club on a monthly basis. This kind of little brother, it's okay to fill the scene when he posts the code, but he can't count on it at all when he opens the film to split friends, because they are supporting the community, not the community supporting them.

- They are completely different from the little brothers who fight all day in the Prince Boxing Gym.

After the teapot set their monthly routine, they tried their best to make money from them.

There were no guests coming in for more than ten minutes, and the idle and bored teapot said to the doorman who was partnering with him: "Bet on a shop!" ”

The younger brother is also a good gambler, and responded: "Brother Teapot, what are you betting on?" ”

"Just bet on whether the next guest who enters the door is a man or a woman, and the license plate number of the car driven by the guest is single or double."

The younger brother happily replied: "Okay, I said that the next guest who enters the door is a man, and the license plate number is an even number." ”

The teapot said, "Okay, you say what to buy, and I'll decide how big to bet." Men, even numbers, each pressing a thousand! ”

As soon as the teapot finished speaking, a car with a license plate number ending in with "823" drove in and stopped outside the main entrance of the hotel, and then a man with long hair opened the door and got out of the car.

The teapot pointed to the back of the guest and said, "The guest has long hair, Long Hair Lady, license plate number 823." You lose me two thousand. ”

The younger brother is trying to distinguish one from the other.

The teapot stretched out his hand to stop the little brother's words, "You don't need to give it now, just hand it over at the end of the month with the monthly case." ”

When the teapot was about to go to valet parking, the customer turned around and showed two mustaches on his face, which turned out to be a Hong Kong-made hippie.

The younger brother was overjoyed when he saw the plot reversal, "Haha, Brother Teapot, it's not necessarily a woman who has long hair, but I know that it must be a man who has a long beard." We're tied! ”

The hippie slammed the door shut, and the body shook, and a piece of mud on the license plate was shaken off, revealing the original appearance of the license plate number, which turned out to be 828.

The younger brother was ecstatic when he saw the plot reversed again, "Haha, Brother Teapot, the license plate number is also an even number." A total of two thousand, this month's monthly case I pay two thousand less! ”

The teapot steals the chicken and rice, and does not go to the valet parking, and walks to the second floor. Standing on the second floor with a telescope and looking at the wind, Xiaohai is a set meal of fish, shrimp, crab and seafood.

"Are you blind, you can't tell whether it's a man or a woman! caused Lao Tzu to lose 2,000 yuan, and this money will be made up from your monthly bill! ”

"Don't! Teapot brother! ”

Xiao Hai is a new friend that Teapot met at the Gorgeous Hotel, and the two of them have a similar smell and hit it off at first sight, and they immediately become close friends.

……

When you are free, you can gamble with the younger brothers in the teapot, and you can also gamble when you are busy.

A long-haired beauty wearing a professional suit and sunglasses walked into the hotel lobby with a briefcase between her and her teapot eyes.

Seeing the dumb appearance of the teapot, the beauty deliberately took off her sunglasses and threw a wink at the teapot.

The teapot also stuck out its tongue mischievously and licked the beauty in the air, making the beauty smile.

When the teapot was having fun, a hand holding the car key was handed to the teapot.

The teapot slapped the hand that was in the way and said, "What are you doing?" ”

The middle-aged four-eyed Tian Ji with the key apologized: "I'm sorry, I thought you were valet parking." ”

Seeing a big golden calf in the other hand of the four-eyed field chicken, the teapot snatched the car keys and the big golden calf, and said, "I am the valet parking." Thank you owner! ”

The teapot with the money and car keys was still there looking at the beautiful women, and they didn't move a bit.

Seeing this, Xiao Hai pulled the sleeve of the teapot and said, "Brother Teapot, this kind of strong woman is not suitable for us." If you want to have a girl, there are a lot of them in the bar! ”

The teapot shook off Xiao Hai's hand and said, "I want you to take care of it!" ”

Teapot and Xiaohai watched the beauty follow the four-eyed field chicken into the elevator together.

Xiaohai also said strangely: "One way way ticket." ”

The teapot turned his head to look at Xiao Hai and reproached: "Before there is no evidence, don't guess it, okay?" Maybe someone else is here to talk about business? Maybe they're two brothers and sisters! It is also possible that the woman is tutoring the man's English. ”

Xiaohai took the initiative to say: "To go to bed is to go to bed, if not, bet a hundred yuan!" ”

The teapot is the method of eating excitement, "bet on betting!" ”

The two people shook hands and made a deal.

After a while, the beautiful woman went downstairs, took a hundred yuan, and said to the teapot: "Sir, I have an important document that fell on the seat of the car, can you help me get it." ”

The teapot took a hundred yuan, took the car key, deliberately glanced at Xiao Hai, and when he walked by Xiao Hai, he took out a hundred yuan from Xiao Hai's pocket, and then went to the car that was parked just now to look for it, but of course he didn't find anything.

Back at the gate of the hotel, the beautiful woman snatched the key from the teapot and said, "I'll take care of it myself!" ”

The yellow crane is gone!

Waiting for the four-eyed field chicken to run to the door of the hotel in a bathrobe and shouted: "That woman stole my wallet and watch while I was taking a shower, and now she drove my Mercedes away, catch her!" "It's too late for anything.

……

The loss of a Mercedes on the turf of a teapot is no small matter.

After receiving a complaint call from the owner of the Gorgeous Hotel, Liangkun immediately rushed over.

The four-eyed Tianji was angry with Liangkun and said: "How did your little brother do things, let outsiders drive away my car, believe it or not, I burned this hotel with a fire." ”

Liangkun stretched out his hands and nodded again and again: "I believe, I believe." ”

Liangkun turned around and asked the teapot, "What's going on?" ”

The teapot apologized: "Brother Kun, I was careless." I'm sorry! ”

Xiao Hai said on the side: "Brother Kun, that woman has a key card in her hand." If it weren't for the lustfulness of this four-eyed field chicken, he wouldn't have been hit by the 'fairy jump'......"

Liangkun turned to Xiaohai and asked, "Who are you?" ”

The teapot hurriedly introduced: "This is a friend I met in the hotel, his name is Xiaohai." ”

After the teapot waited for Xiao Hai to say hello to Liangkun, he hurriedly pulled Xiao Hai behind him and signaled Xiao Hai not to interject.

Liangkun turned around and said to the four-eyed field chicken: "Since you are not satisfied, call the police!" Anyway, it is not illegal to engage in prostitution in Hong Kong, and it is not illegal to have a one-night stand. ”

The four-eyed field chicken did not speak, obviously not wanting to make a noise.

Liang Kun suddenly pointed at the four-eyed field chicken and said viciously: "You just heard what my little brother said, your own responsibility." If you twitter again, I'll set fire to your whole house! Get lost! ”