BT, many people think it means perverted, but it's not right. B is the abbreviation of build, which translates to build, which can also be understood as creativity, and T is the abbreviation of tiao, that is, pinyin jump, which can be understood as jumping.

Therefore, BT is the meaning of creative leapfrog thinking, not perverted! If you still understand BT as perverted, it means that your discipline is too high, and we are not all the way.

Yi Yun used very bt thinking to tell everyone, if the Donglin Party wants to engage me, I will go to Fusang!

Everyone sweated together: "Lord Wang, this ...... Your mind is jumping so fast. ”

In fact, Yi Yun's thinking is not too fast, he played a game called "League of Legends" in the later life, there is a hero called Knife Girl in this game, which is very powerful, but every time the game is patched, this hero will be weakened. So there was a joke among the players: "The developer said: Today, after our research, we found that the hero of Burning Man is too powerful, so ...... We decided to weaken the Knife Girl. ”

The developer said: After our research today, we found that the attack power of the wild monster is too high, so ...... We decided to weaken the Knife Girl. ”

"The developer continued: today we found out that there is a piece of equipment that is too strong, so ...... We decided to weaken the Knife Girl. ”

Yiyun's current way of thinking is: The Dutch have come to bully me today, so I'm going to bully Fuso. Today, the Donglin Party people came to bully me again, so I want to bully Fusang. Today a guest is coming, and I'm going to bully Fuso. I'm in a good mood today. I'm going to bully Fuso too.

"I only bullied Fuso in two situations. Yi Yun said very seriously: "When it rains and when it doesn't." ”

Everyone: "......"

"But...... The Donglin Party is waiting for you to make a big mistake...... "The thirty-second father-in-law said very seriously: "No matter how many small means they use, they can't shake your foundation, because they don't take care of it. But if they get the right ...... For example, the prince attacked Fusang. It is against the will of the great grandfather, and Fusang is also one of the fifteen countries that do not levy. ”

Yi Yun nodded: "I know that Fusang is not a country to be conquered, so I have to fight even more." Teasing the tiger whiskers of the Donglin Party, and I beat Fusang to make the Donglin Party have nothing to say. ”

"How can this be ......?" the thirty-two father-in-law was anxious.

Yi Yun snorted and sneered: "Fortunately, I'm smart, I prepared a sharp weapon to deal with Fusang more than two years ago, come on...... Go and call me Oda Nori. ”

Hearing the name Oda Nori, women like Chen Yuanyuan, Jingjing, and An Qian, who had been with Yiyun for a long time, suddenly realized, but the newly recruited subordinates of the thirty-two father-in-law and Zhou Zifan were at a loss and didn't know who this person was.

The servant ran out. After a while, I brought an innocent and cute little Lori, this little Lori was wearing a big cute country dress, blinking two big watery eyes, and her little face was snow-white, but it was quite beautiful, this is Oda seaweed. She has been in Yiyun's house for more than two years, and she usually wears the clothes of the big cute country, and she looks like a full girl of the big cute country, but as soon as she speaks, she still shows a hint of a foreigner's accent: "Lord Wang." Do you have anything to do with your concubine?"

Fusang women, regardless of age, speak to men like this, they are very humble, they are concubines when they open their mouths, and their bodies are prostrate on the ground at the same time, which is really good.

When Oda Nori was just picked up by Yiyun, she was only ten years old, and now she is almost thirteen years old, she has developed a lot, she has grown a little taller, and her body has begun to look a little bit like a woman, in Fuso, it is normal to marry at this age, but in the country of Dameng, thirteen years old is still a little younger, and women generally do not marry until they are fifteen years old. ...,

Yi Yun had a very bad attitude towards her, and crooked his mouth and said, "What kind of clothes are you wearing? You are a Fusang person, go back and change into Fusang clothes for me and then come out to talk!"

Shida Nori was startled, a little aggrieved, but she didn't dare to say anything, and retreated on the ground with her knees for a while, then she got up, bowed her body and retreated to the backyard with small steps, and after a while, she walked out again, this time she changed into Fuso's princess clothes, the long kimono was dragged to the ground, and the back hem of the skirt was extremely long, like a big broom. The hair was also scattered, only tied with a rope at the bottom end, and she also held a small folding fan in the Fusang-style style, and when she faced the man, she gently opened the folding fan and covered half of her face: "Lord, the concubine has changed her clothes, what is the matter with you looking for the concubine?"

"Well, that's good!" Yi Yun nodded at her and said: "It's still dressed like this, which makes people feel a little blocked, it's easier to beat you, and it's difficult to wear a big cute country loli clothes, so it's difficult for me to beat and scold." ”

Oda Shiina was startled, didn't she, let me change my clothes to beat me?

Yi Yun stopped telling jokes and said seriously: "Forget it, let's get down to business! I called you this time to decide to help you return to the country!"

"What?" Oda Nori was taken aback.

Yi Yun spread his hands and said, "It's been more than two years since you came to my house, cough ...... We can be regarded as having some friendship, for your affairs, I have also carefully considered, I can't always let you wander in a foreign land, I decided to send some troops, go to Fuso, help you defeat Oda Nobunaga, let you sit in the position of Oda family governor...... You think it's good?"

"Wow...... Good...... Great!" Oda Nori was overjoyed.

Yi Yun laughed twice and said: "Now you go and write a letter to ask for help from the court of the Great Meng Kingdom, saying that there is a big problem in your Fusang, and you need the Jiashan prince of the Heavenly Empire to send troops to help......"

"Ah, why do you write such a thing?" "Oda Nori obviously doesn't understand the officialdom of the Great Moe Country.

Yi Yun casually explained: "Our Da Meng country is upright, and everything you do is famous for your teacher, if you don't write a letter, my court will not allow me to send troops." ”

"I see!" Oda Nori hurriedly said, "The concubine will write it." ”

She took a few more steps back on her knees, and stood up, trying to turn to the backyard...... At this time, the thirty-second father-in-law suddenly spoke: "Lord Wang, this move is inappropriate!"

"Why?" said Iyunki.

"When this letter arrives at the imperial court, will the people of the Donglin Party approve it?" the thirty-second father-in-law shook his head and said, "It's not so easy...... With the disgusting strength of the Donglin people, they will definitely agree to send troops to Fusang, because it is the honor of the Heavenly Empire to help Fanguo, but ...... They will definitely not agree to let the prince go, maybe send another general, an idle prince from a certain place or something, then the prince's plan will be over. ”

"Huh! that makes sense......" Yi Yun tilted his head and said, "What do you have to do?"

"We have to make this our own business, it's not that you can't go to Fusang!" The thirty-second father-in-law said seriously: "I think this Oda seaweed is almost barely able to marry, and the prince married her, so the matter of helping her restore the country is your family business, and no one can come to rob ......."

"Scared!" Yi Yun jumped up and kicked Thirty-Two away: "You scumbag, thirteen-year-old Lori also wants to throw it at my bed and give me a little discipline." ”

He had just kicked Thirty-two away, but he didn't expect Oda Nori to kneel down again, put his head on the ground, and said respectfully: "Lord, please marry a concubine...... The concubine also thinks that it will be better for this matter to become your family affair, so ...... You'll do your best to help me. ”

Marrying a thirteen-year-old Lori was a bit unacceptable to later generations, but it was normal in the eyes of the Fuso people at that time. As for political marriages, it is a very common phenomenon, and the princesses of Fuso must have the consciousness of being whitewashed by their father and sent to the enemy country for marriage at any time. Women like Oda City, Tachibana Dark Chiyo, and Sai Teng Gui Die, which one is not a political marriage?...,

So little Oda Nori has long been enlightened, she is not married to a big cute prince like Yiyun, but also to the son of a certain daimyo in Fuso, or married to a certain samurai to make it a family with the main family. If her husband dies in battle, she will not be able to stay widowed for a few days, and she will be whitewashed and remarried to another daimyo. If this daimyo dies again, she will immediately marry the next daimyo in vain.

Oda City, known as the first beauty of the Warring States, is like this, married and married, and has been whitewashed countless times, do you say miserable?

It can be seen from here that the level of civilization and civilization of Fuso at that time was equivalent to the level of civilization of Genghis Khan on the steppe. Genghis Khan's Mongolia at that time was the same, defeating the enemy, taking the enemy's wife as his own. Another creature that resembles them is the lion of the African grass, where the male lion defeats another male lion and rejects the lioness as his own.

In a nutshell, the level of civilization and civilization at that time in Fuso was lion-level, or beast-level, no doubt!

Hawkers, it's far away again, for Oda Seaweed, it's going to be washed and sent back and forth anyway, it's better to choose a young one yourself, it's better than marrying an old man, Oda Seaweed actually thinks that Yiyun is not bad, and marrying him won't be a loss.

Yi Yun yelled angrily: "Don't do it, I won't marry little Lori, his sister's, I can't ooxx if I marry it, I have a sister to use!"

"Why can't you ooxx?" everyone wondered together: "If you marry your wife, you can do whatever you like!"

"Scare, can you be so young?" Yi Yunleng paused, and suddenly realized that in this era, there are no legal protection measures for young girls who can't ooxx, if they really marry, they can be ooxx casually, and no one will say that there is anything wrong with him.

Oh my God, it's so wicked to push down little Lori! But ...... I really want to do it once!

Yi Yun slapped the door of the head, drove away the idea just now, and almost lost the temperance to save a little, and then said seriously: "Okay, I'll just marry! (Your support is my biggest motivation.) )