Chapter 66: Entering Liu Miaozhu's Cave Mansion, the Nagging Sect Master [First Update, Ask for the First Order]
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Zhang Ren and Liu Miaozhu walked all the way, and after a while, they came to her cave mansion.
Her cave was much smaller and tighter than she had imagined.
The environment is not so good, just a cultivation site that gathers aura, or its own cave mansion, there are ten miles of peach blossom forest, thousands of waterfalls, pavilions and hot springs.
Of course.
These are not the point, Zhang Ren came to her cave mainly to enter the cave and make yellow.
"You sit down for a while, and I'll make you tea." Liu Miaozhu usually doesn't drink much tea, but there are tea leaves in the resources given by the sect on weekdays, and she classifies them all and puts them away, and after rummaging a few times, she takes out a bag of tea leaves and starts to make tea.
Then he walked into the kitchen to cook noodles, and after a while, he brought out a bowl of hot noodles, and said with a smile on his face:
"This is my noodles, eat them."
"Uh......" Zhang Ren had a strange expression, the reason for coming here is not that he really wants to drink tea and eat noodles, that's just an excuse, the real reason is that he wants to be yellow, it seems that Liu Miaozhu has read so many scripts.
"Eat, my noodles are delicious." Liu Miaozhu said with a smile.
"Okay."
Zhang Ren began to eat noodles under Liu Miaozhu.
To be honest, there is a certain gap compared to my top cooking skills, but fortunately, I can still eat it, which is much better than Miluo's dark cuisine.
Eat it in a big gulp, and finish it in a few clicks.
Zhang Ren stood up, thinking that since he was full, he could get down to business.
At this moment, an old voice came from outside the cave mansion: "Zhang Ren, Miaozhu, are you inside?"
"Wori, Taiqing Sect Master, it's very immoral to knock on the door at this time." Zhang Ren heard that it was the voice of the Taiqing Sect Master, and he had a grudge in his heart, and he wanted to kick his ass with his feet.
"Master."
Liu Miaozhu hurriedly walked out of the cave mansion and said respectfully, "What is the matter with looking for a disciple?"
"Aren't you going down the mountain today?"
The Taiqing Sect Master came to disturb on purpose, because he saw through Zhang Ren's careful thinking at a glance, this kid definitely wanted to sleep with Liu Miaozhu.
If you slow down, something indescribable will happen. Liu Miaozhu is his second apprentice, he has been raised for so many years, but it is impossible to be arched so quickly, and there is no reason to sleep as soon as he becomes a Taoist couple.
Anyway, in the eyes of this old father and master, Zhang Ren just wanted to arch the cabbage he planted.
Liu Miaozhu said: "It's going down the mountain today, and I'll leave later."
The Taiqing Sect Master said: "I have something to explain to you, come with me, Zhang Ren, you can also come out, in other words, Zhang Ren, you haven't gone down the mountain yet, do you want to go to the experience with Miaozhu as a companion?"
Zhang Ren rolled his eyes and said, "Thank you for the kindness of the sect master, I don't want to go down the mountain yet."
The Taiqing Sect Master just said this because he couldn't bear to go down the mountain.
He knows Zhang Ren's character too well.
"Since you don't come down the mountain, I won't advise you anymore." The Taiqing Sect Master said perfunctorily, turned his head to Liu Miaozhu and said:
"The main purpose of your experience is to increase your knowledge, strengthen what you think in your heart, clarify the path you want to take, and realize your own way, but don't be strong, just do what you can, don't hesitate to run if you can't beat it, run immediately, there is only one life, the most important thing is to save your life, stay in Qingshan and don't be afraid of no firewood, it's not too late for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, always put your life first, don't do stupid things like sacrificing your life for righteousness......"....
It's like chanting.
Zhang Ren's ears were buzzing when he heard it, the Taiqing Sect Master was so nagging...... Like Erxing Qianlimu, she was worried, but she could see that the Taiqing Sect Master was seriously explaining.
"I have one last sentence to explain, Miaozhu, listen carefully, now the desolate country is still very rampant with the forces behind it, fighting everywhere and annexing the country, you see that they have to stay away, let's not be quick for a while."
"Okay." Liu Miaozhu said.
"When you go out, don't wear the Taoist robe of the sect, you must wear sackcloth, simple clothes, and try to look poor, so that others will not fight
rob your mind."
"Okay."
"Your appearance is too prominent, there must be a lot of people who covet you, you have to know how to hide clumsy, wear more clothes, don't show your arms and legs, you can have a few more pockmarks on your face, anyway, the uglier the safer."
"Hmm."
"And the last sentence, bring a little more poison and soft fairy powder, you can't beat it to buy yourself time to escape."
"Uh-huh." Liu Miaozhu nodded again and again.
"Also, don't eat things given by strangers, pay more attention to everything, don't have the heart to harm others, don't have the heart to guard against people, and don't expose all your cultivation until it's critical."
"Master, I see, you've said this before."
"Okay, then I'll stop talking nonsense, this is a storage bag, which contains the talismans, poisons, and healing elixirs I have prepared, which can be used at critical times." The Taiqing Sect Master stuffed a storage bag into her.
"Thank you, Master."
The Taiqing Sect Master continued to chant: "I still have one last sentence I want to explain, don't sleep too hard when you sleep, you have to look at all directions and listen to all directions......
Zhang Ren listened to it with a big head, the Taiqing sect master said a lot, every time he said the last sentence, and then a bunch of words came out, and before he knew it, a few hours had passed, but fortunately, the Taiqing sect master gradually realized the problem of the time, and said:
"And one last sentence, Miaozhu, remember that Taiqing Sect will always be your home, and you can come back whenever you want."
"Yes, Master."
"Okay, then you can go." Taiqing Sect waved his hand.
"Goodbye, Master, goodbye, Brother Zhang."
Liu Miaozhu waved his hand, the sword rose, and disappeared in the Taiqing Sect at once.
Zhang Ren looked at her shadow, she didn't come back to her senses for a long time, this is leaving, I still want to sleep with you...
The Taiqing Sect Master patted Zhang Ren on the shoulder and said, "Everyone is gone, what do you see?"
Zhang Ren felt that he was so bitter, and his younger brother was so bitter.
Originally, I wanted to try "The Art in the Room" with Liu Miaozhu in the cave, after all, actual combat is the only criterion for testing the truth...... As a result, the Taiqing Sect Master came to make trouble, "Hey, of course it's because of your apprentice, your apprentice is good-looking."
The Taiqing Sect Master patted him on the shoulder and said:
"She's just going down the mountain to experience and increase her knowledge, and it's not like she won't come back, and you'll have a good look at it next time she comes back."
"Eh, don't just set up a fg."
"What did you say?"
"It's nothing, Sect Master, I finally came to the main peak, do you want to invite me to drink?"
"Roll the calves." You are about to kidnap my apprentice, and you still want me to invite you to drink, the Taiqing Sect Master feels that Zhang Ren is dreaming, "I don't have time, you hurry up and go back to cultivation."
The Taiqing Sect Master drove people away.
Zhang Ren hurriedly said, "Sect Master, why don't I invite you to drink, I have high-quality wine?"
The Taiqing Sect Master's eyes lit up and said, "This can be had."
Zhang Ren glanced at the Taiqing Sect Master twice, smiled, and suddenly found that this old man was still quite cute.
Zhang Ren took out two jars of wine from the storage bag and drank them with the Taiqing Sect Master, chatting while drinking.
Chatting and chatting, the Taiqing Sect Master said helplessly: "I am already old, my physical body is gone, and my cultivation is declining at a speed that is visible to the naked eye, and in the future, the Taiqing Sect will rely on you younger generation."
"Sect Master, don't panic, your physical body is still there, and I will help you come back when the time comes."
The fox eats cabbage