Chapter 166: Out of the book
After watching the police arrest the ghost at the scene, Liangkun beckoned Zhong Tianzheng, Cheng An, and Lu Jiayao to dinner.
Cheng An whispered, "Thank you, Brother Kun." ”
Liangkun asked strangely, "What are you thanking me for?" There's nothing to do with you. ”
"Thank you for showing me that there is still hope in the world." Cheng An said, "You know, I studied law, and I ...... when I came in."
Liangkun interrupted Cheng An's words and said, "Then if you thank me, I'll thank you early." Even if he is convicted and sentenced to prison, it is completely different from you, and the prison guards will protect him, just like the prison guards protect Zhang Yaozu. Now, this bastard hides in the fingerprint room every day, not knowing what plot he is planning, ready to kill you! ”
Cheng Anqi said: "Brother Kun, how do you know? ”
Liangkun said: "He's just a villain. What will the villain do? The villain will not let go of the victim. Villains are timid in nature, and they act in such a way that they do not have to fear the failure of a specific operation, but cannot but fear retribution. The envisaged avengers are, of course, the ones they hurt. Therefore, their mission is destined to continuously harm the victimized. If you are hurt by the villain once, then wait, the second and third greater injuries are waiting for you, because if you don't do this, the villain lacks a sense of security. The villain will not be merciful, will not repent, will only be afraid, but the more afraid he is, the more fierce he becomes, and he will go all the way to the end. ”
Cheng An said: "Brother Kun, are you talking too idealistic? ”
Liangkun said: "Am I wrong? Aren't killers and ghosts all like this? ”
Zhong Tianzheng persuaded: "Brother Kun is right. Whenever there is Zhang Yaozu, it is better for you to be careful. ”
Liangkun said: "It's best to get him at once." ”
When he said "done", a trace of coldness flashed in Liangkun's eyes.
Lu Jiayao carefully avoided Liangkun's eyes.
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The pastor didn't know who he had to do to get the opportunity to preach in prison.
Almost all the inmates gathered in the playground to listen to the pastor's sermons and thus avoid heavy or unstrenuous labor.
Liangkun had already heard that the priest's set of things was almost calloused, but he had to come to cheer.
The pastor finally finished his long sermon and asked the prisoners in the audience, "Raise your hands and show me who are brothers in God, all of you who are God's brothers." ”
Hei Zaida immediately raised his hand high, and Liang Kun, Cheng An, Lu Jiayao, and Zhong Tianzheng, who were still sitting next to him, also raised their hands.
Liang Kun didn't care, and raised his hand.
Cheng An was still asking inexplicably, "What are you raising your hand for?" Do you believe in Jesus? ”
Black Boy said with a fluttering eyebrow: "There is a gift for believing in Jesus!" ”
Cheng An, Lu Jiayao, and Zhong Tianzheng had no choice but to raise their hands.
The priest said, "Brother, who has raised his hand, come to the front." ”
Liangkun and the others immediately walked to the front with a hula la.
The pastor said, "Please help me to give gifts to those below who have not raised their hands." ”
Hei Jaida asked, "In the past, Pastor Bao used to give us gifts, but how did it become a gift to those who did not believe?" ”
The pastor said, "Isn't it a better gift for you to be fulfilled by believing in Christ?" ”
Hei Juda waved his hand and said, "Then I don't believe it." ”
Liangkun glanced at Hei Zaida and said, "This is my father, you dare not give face." ”
When Liangkun's gaze swept over, he saw a glimmer of reflection in the corner of his eye, and there was a metal weapon underneath.
It's Zhang Yaozu!
Zhang Yaozu rushed over with a metal spike in his hand.
It's too late, it's too soon. Liangkun pushed away the black boy who was blocking in front of him, greeted him, straightened his toes, and kicked his leg forward in front of Zhang Yaozu's left chest.
And Zhang Yaozu's speed has already rushed up, and the momentum is unabated, and the spike in his hand has pierced Liangkun's left arm.
Liangkun was so painful that he hurriedly turned to the left and punched Zhang Yaozu in the stomach, knocking Zhang Yaozu to the ground.
Liangkun was so pained that cold sweat came down, and he pointed at Zhang Yaozu and said, "Beat him to death for me!" ”
Liangkun said as he fell backwards.
Cheng An, who was standing behind Liangkun, hurriedly supported Liangkun, only then did he know that it was Liangkun who helped him block Zhang Yaozu's fatal blow just now.
The many prisoners who were sitting below waiting for the distribution of gifts saw that Zhang Yaozu, a former policeman, dared to commit murder in public and assassinate Liangkun, and they all stepped forward to beat Zhang Yaozu.
Zhang Yaozu is worthy of being a policeman, and he can still break out of the encirclement after being beaten by everyone and run to a place where no one is.
Liangkun gritted his teeth, pulled out the spike left by Zhang Yaozu on his left arm, and stuffed it into Cheng An's hand, "Kill him!" ”
Cheng An looked at the metal spikes that were still stained with Liangkun's blood in his hand, gritted his teeth, and followed everyone to the direction where Zhang Yaozu fled.
Seeing that Liangkun was injured, the pastor hurriedly walked over and helped Liangkun sit down on the chair where he was preaching.
The prison guard, who was originally standing next to the playground and was responsible for maintaining order, saw that something had changed, pulled out his baton, let Zhang Yaozu go, and stopped many prisoners who rushed up.
Cheng An lagged behind, but rushed out of the blockade of the prison guards and chased after Zhang Yaozu.
Zhang Yaozu ran around like a headless fly and actually ran to the kitchen.
Since the kitchen inmates were also in the playground listening to the pastor's sermons, there was no one in the kitchen.
After the frightened Zhang Yaozu ran into the kitchen panting, he just wanted to stop and take a breath, when he heard the sound of running behind him, and when he looked back, it turned out to be Cheng An.
Cheng An had never fought before after all, and he couldn't beat Zhang Yaozu with his bare hands with a metal spike, and he was knocked down by Zhang Yaozu with the weapon in his hand.
Zhang Yaozu grabbed Cheng An's neck with both hands, wanting to push Cheng An into the porridge bucket that was boiling.
Cheng An endured the burning of the stove behind him, his adrenaline soared, and he lifted his knee to Zhang Yaozu's crotch.
Zhang Yaozu couldn't bear the pain that ordinary men couldn't bear, so he let go of the hands that were holding Cheng An and covered his vital point.
Cheng An bent down and hugged Zhang Yaozu's thigh, and lifted it back hard, and Zhang Yaozu was thrown into the porridge bucket with his head down.
——A few months of heavy physical labor seems to be useful for Cheng An's physical growth.
At the end of the 19th century, scientists from Cornell University in the United States did a "boiled frog experiment". When the scientists threw the frog into 40 degrees Celsius water (not boiling water), the frog could not stand the sudden heat stimulation and immediately struggled to jump out of the boiling water and successfully escaped. When the scientists put the frogs in a container of cold water and then slowly heat them up (0.2 degrees Celsius per minute), the results were different. Instead, the frog is comfortable in the water because of the comfortable temperature at the beginning. When the frog found that he could not stand the heat, he was already too weak and was unknowingly boiled to death in hot water.
Zhang Yaozu is not a frog, so he did not jump out of the porridge bucket and was boiled into a pot of "human porridge".
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Liangkun's injuries looked terrifying, but he didn't get mixed with the prison hospital bed, just bandaged and sent back to his original cell.
Walking into the prison cell, Liangkun refused Cheng An's support and walked to his bed and sat down.
Cheng An hesitated for a long time before he said to Liangkun: "Brother Kun, I want to follow you." ”
Liangkun asked, "Have you thought about it?" After swearing in front of Master Guan, there was no retreat! ”
Cheng An made up his mind and said, "I've thought about it." ”
After the lights went out in the cell, there was a little moonlight, and everyone got up and down.
There was no ready-made statue of Mr. Guan, so I had to find a sweet potato, wash it, barely dig it into the shape of a portrait, and insert a toothpick to act as a statue of Mr. Guan and put it on the lower bunk.
Three cigarettes were inserted into the leftovers of the statue of Guan Lao Ye as an offering.
Lu Jiayao, Cheng An, and Zhong Tianzheng bowed three times to Master Guan.
Saliva gently slapped Lu Jiayao on the back, and asked in a low voice, "Do you love brothers and sisters, or do you love gold?" ”
Lo Ka-yiu replied in a low voice, "Love brothers and sisters." ”
Saliva slapped Cheng An lightly on the back, and asked in a low voice: "Love brothers and sisters, or love gold?" ”
Cheng An replied in a low voice: "Love brothers and sisters." ”
Saliva slapped Zhong Tianzheng lightly on the back, and asked in a low voice, "Love brothers and sisters, or love gold?" ”
Zhong Tianzheng replied in a low voice: "Love brothers and sisters." ”
Shui Ji recited the "Thirty-six Oaths of Hongmen" in a whisper again, and Lu Jiayao, Cheng An, and Zhong Tianzheng retold it along with Shui Ji.
After all the etiquette was over, Liangkun said: "From today on, I will be your eldest brother, and you will be my little brother." Hopefully we can have a beginning and an end. I will be released from prison in two days, and Brother Ji is your guarantor, and he will help you in any case. ”
Shui Ji also said with a big grin: "I am Ah Kun's uncle, his father's younger brother, after Ah Kun goes out, I will cover you." ”
Liang Kun said: "Speaking of which, this is the second time I have opened an incense hall in the prison to accept people. Damn, I swear, even if I die, I won't come to this place again. ”
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Liangkun was released from Stanley Prison early in the morning without breakfast.
Walking out of the prison gate, it was already dawn, but the sun had not yet come out.
Outside the prison gate, a group of people were already waiting there to welcome Liangkun out of prison: pastor, Lin Huaile, Lin Shufen, Ah Zhen, Chen Bingbing, Ye Yingwen, Crow, Wang Jie, Teapot, Su Ji, Vaseline, Exhaust Pipe, Ashin, Shaolin Six Ancestors, Chen Haonan, Pheasant, Da Tianer, Banana Peel, Watermelon Peel.
Like this group, there was another group of people waiting outside the prison gates. Just look at the way they hold a camera and you know their profession - paparazzi.
Seeing Liangkun walking out of the prison gate, the paparazzi hurriedly took pictures while surrounding him, and asked in a gossipy manner:
"Mr. Lin Huaikun, may I ask if your pen name is 'Wu Zhenyu'? Are you the author of "The Quest for Qin"? After you are released from prison, will the serialization of "Xun Qin" continue? ”
"Are you the author of the song "Woman Flower"? Did you know that this song has been selected as one of the top 10 best songs of the year? What is your relationship with singer Fang Yanmei? ”
"Are you the boss behind Banana Weekly magazine? Did you know that the publication of Banana Weekly will have a negative impact on the social climate? ”
Ye Yingwen was used to seeing the unscrupulousness of the paparazzi, so she asked a few women to get in the car first, and then took a few men to stand in front of Liangkun and said: "I am Ye Yingwen's lawyer, please make another appointment for an interview about my client." Now, my client won't answer any questions. Please give it a go! ”
Under the protection of many strong men, Liangkun barely got into the car that Shiranui was driving.
When the car drove away, those paparazzi were still unwillingly banging on the windows and asking questions, hoping to get a few words from Liangkun.
"These bastards are tougher than strips!"
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After receiving Liangkun, everyone divided into two ways, several women drove back to Ah Zhen's villa first, and several men drove to a bathroom in Jordan and asked Liangkun to take a "grapefruit leaf Yu" comparable to a rose petal bath.
After washing, Liangkun finds that the clothes she wore from prison have been burned by the crows, and Ashin sends Liangkun a new set of clothes.
While getting dressed, Liangkun asked Ashin, "How do you know what size of clothes I wear?" ”
Ashin said: "I didn't prepare these clothes, but my sister-in-law, she said that this is called 'removing the old and welcoming the new'. ”
After washing, everyone drove back to Ah Zhen's villa.
got out of the car, and just as he was about to enter the villa, he heard the bone spirit strong shout: "Stop!" ”
Gu Jingqiang held a broom in his left hand and a brazier burning gold paper in his right hand and placed it in the doorway. She first swept Liangkun down from the beginning three times with a broom, and then ordered: "Step over from above!" ”
Liangkun said: "Then you put down the broom first!" ”
Outside of his sight, he put down his broom.
Liangkun stepped over the broom in one step.
Angry, he picked up the broom and slapped Liangkun a few times, "Still playing, quickly step over the brazier." ”
Liangkun smiled: "Just kidding! Why are you so serious? ”
After Liangkun stepped over the brazier and entered the house, the first thing he saw was the fat son that Anne was holding, and this kid was looking at Liangkun with big black eyes.
Liangkun took the fat boy from Annie's hand, put it in the crook of his arm, and looked down at the fat boy.
The fat boy finally couldn't stand Liangkun's straight eyes, and cried with a wow.
Gu Jingqiang heard his baby grandson crying, walked up, slapped Liangkun, took the fat boy over, let the fat boy lie on his chest, pillowed his head on his shoulder, patted the fat boy on the back and said, "Oh, don't be afraid, grandma beat the bad guy away." ”
The fat boy symbolically cried and stopped crying, and insisted on turning around to look at Liangkun.
"This kid actually knows his father!" Liangkun laughed, and at the same time took the fat boy from Gu Jingqiang's hand, and learned the appearance of Gu Jingqiang, letting the fat boy lie on his chest and his head resting on his shoulder.
The fat boy struggled to open his toothless mouth wide and bit on Liangkun's face, leaving a face of saliva on Liangkun's face.
Liangkun felt that there was a wet and hot feeling in his chest, and hugged the fat boy a little, it turned out that the fat boy urinated on Liangkun's body.