Chapter 231 229 Ordered by Cat Ear Niang in Danger The earth shakes the mountains and shakes Cybertan
Every morning, start with a cup of coffee, a new thing that came from the south, and not even the witch who has sealed the demon for tens of thousands of years has never seen this new drink. It is said to have been discovered by a group of herders in the south, and it immediately swept the whole continent of Aphirica, and then spread from the Anadrian Plateau to Central Europe, Western Europe, and even Britannia. Although the tea is still drunk in high society, the shrine maiden likes this strange and fresh taste.
I've lived for tens of thousands of years, and if I didn't find some fresh air for myself, I would have gone crazy a long time ago.
Alice Phil hadn't been very happy lately, and Miss Reimu Hakurei knew. But she couldn't help it, because she stood on her own base point and persuaded the other party.
"Eh, your husband is so handsome, and you are a little suspicious of taking advantage of your age. What's more, if you really love him, don't restrain him, do your job. Men are ships that will leave sooner or later, and women are harbors that are on standby. You see, compared to people who don't live once a year, your husband is already good to you. It's still the same old saying, if you want to live a long time, you have to be a little green on your head. Don't worry, this kind of thing is very popular in my time when men wear hats for women, and it's not a matter of one or two days. ”
Reimu Hakuri took on a human form to persuade Mrs. Alice Field, but for some reason, the usually gentle and kind lady was obviously not very happy at that time.
"Alas...... It's hard to understand. Hakuri Reimu took the coffee and sniffed it, well, it was good - it smelled bitter and astringent, and it was just right, she just liked the novelty. Whether it's bitter or unpleasant, as long as it's a new enjoyment: "Alas, I have obviously done my best, and I have sent my greatest kindness and patience to persuade the other party, why is the other party disobedient?" Alas...... I really don't understand the young people lately. ”
The armpit witch who had lived for tens of thousands of years, and the more she lived, the more she swirled, sighed. When tasting this taste, she still likes to be human. Even wasting some mana is bearable.
A few of her uncompetitive apprentices could get such a comfortable life for her, which she never expected. Falling in love with the Alice Phil family is like falling in love with a big money...... No, they are just big money! Not only are they rich but also powerful, but they didn't expect that their apprentices didn't rely on the alchemy, herbs, inscriptions, and most importantly, magic power they taught to eat. It seems that the same is the case in the other world, and the fourth apprentice who just ran over (just the five major teases of master and apprentice), it turned out that the professional manipulation made the demon the most popular talent.
I knew that I would have trained a few more figure maniacs.
But then again, she was quite worried about her apprentices. Recently, they have become more and more unprofessional, and their usual training has fallen, and the most important thing is that their filial piety has declined.
"Master, I've come to see you, and see what I've brought you—the noble qualities I just got from Mrs. Alice Field, and the healthy breakfast—soy milk and fried dough sticks. This is the most popular product of the nobles in the city, absolutely fresh and absolutely delicious-"
Pushing the door in, Tanbobo, a cat who didn't know anything about etiquette, walked in with a bottle of precious soy milk (this adjective is strange). As she spoke, she rubbed the bottle that was still hot with her pretty face, "Master, please use it...... Eh, Master, you have become a human today? It's rare, what is this, it smells so bad......"
"Oh, Tambobo, come and sit down, you've been the only one who has come to see me lately. Alas...... I'm old. The girl, who looked about fifteen or sixteen years old, sighed, and Hakuri Reimu took a sip of her coffee and said, "My freshly brewed one, it tastes delicious—come and try it?" It doesn't smell good, but it tastes great." ”
"Hey, hey, hey...... You're welcome, then—didn't Marisa just come to see you yesterday?" Tambobo handed the bottle in his hand to Reimu Hirori, and the two girls sat side by side. The cat's ear lady smiled and picked up a cup of coffee and blew hard, it seems that the cat's tongue still hates hot things: "Have you forgotten?"
“...... Ahem, this one doesn't matter. Importantly...... Huh?"
Before the master and apprentice could say a few polite words, suddenly Hakuri Reimu realized something. Surprised, he raised his head and looked into the distance.
"What's wrong, Master?" Still blowing on the coffee, Tanbobo sniffed it carefully, "Hmm...... There is indeed a strange scent, I can't say what is going on...... What's the matter, Master?"
“...... Yes!Big!Question!"Squinting her eyes, Hakuri Reimu waved her small hand and said to herself, "I can't be so leisurely, although I don't know what is going on." But something always felt wrong...... Things seem to be big again, what's the matter, this is just the end of a big thing, I don't like to pit Cybertron here, do I have any friends to do in the future...... I can't say anything about Alice Phil's side, I wonder if this woman is even more terrifying than the Demon King. She seems to have been completely unaffected by Diablo's death. Hmmm......"
"Master, if you don't drink soy milk, it's cold, if you don't drink it, I'll drink it, and I finally got it in line......" Tan Bobo didn't have a sense of crisis at all, and the cat's ears moved and seemed to be more interested in soy milk.
"Eat, eat, eat, you know, eat, do you know that the catastrophe is coming?" knocked his apprentice's head hard, and looked at the other party with his head squatted with his head in an uncompetitive look. Alas...... Although I don't think it's right to the other party, it seems that I can only trouble Cybertron a little more. There's no way, this kind of thing can't be done once in a thousand years, who let the other party be so unlucky to meet twice a year?
But this time, I also have to have some blood, and secretly I should give more of my soul.
"Tambobo. ”
"Hmm, Master, don't fight, if you want to drink soy milk, I'll leave it to you. ”
"No, you listen—you've always been my best disciple and best heir!" but now it's just you, and I really plan to let any of my disciples suffer twists and turns. But this time there is no choice but to sacrifice the other party......
It's also a test, if something happens to the other party, it's a big deal to die in her place. Merely...... The other party is about to inherit the suffering that he can't get rid of for tens of thousands of years. To say something from the bottom of her heart, for these lovely apprentices, she seems to be more important than her own life.
"Hey, hey, hey...... Master, you have a good eye, why, are you going to pass on all the mantles to me? Tell me earlier......
“...... Bump!" gave a heavy blow to someone who was more important than his own life, and a certain witch girl grabbed the other party's cat ears like a big man, and exerted force with five fingers: "Shut up now, you just do what I say." ”
Sure enough, people are bitter insects and can't be beaten, and Dan Bobo immediately said with a smile on his face: "Master, you have something to say." ”
"Actually, I haven't told you all along, your life is quite miserable—"
"No, I remember my life before I became a shrine maiden, and it felt quite ordinary. ”
“...... That memory is fake.,A fake memory I set up to make you forget the past.。 "Hakurei Reimu opened her mouth to say a lie.
"Master, you are so amazing, I remember when I was a child, I spied on the beautiful sister and the beautiful sister next door to each other (muffled) Lily, but I didn't expect it to be your manipulative memory?--Do you also have this tendency?"
"......" dug a pit and fell into it, and Hakuri Reimu now admits that it is not, and it is not that it does not: "That memory is automatically generated, and it has nothing to do with me." I sue you, actually...... You are a Dragonborn. ”
“...... What Auntie?"
"Dragonborn, you idiot, cat-eared mother-in-law! Listen, you're a dragonborn, not just cat-eared. Now you give me the speed to get to the south quickly. Oh, by the way, remember to switch to melee in the future, it's still too late. The Demon Martial Arts Double Cultivation is probably a way to come, take off all your clothes, and help you get through the second vein of Rendu for the teacher. ”
"Master, didn't you say that you don't have lily tendencies?"
"Uh...... It's okay to live for tens of thousands of years to change your mouth, and besides, why are you looking at your teacher so contempticently? Come on, come on, do you take it off yourself or will I take it off for you?"
"I ...... Master, I'll take it off, but why are you taking off your clothes?"
"Don't worry about the details, I claim to be a witch without discipline for my teacher, but I am still very disciplined in this regard, so you can rest assured. By the way, let's talk about the news from the country of the Eastern Mist, Ren Du Ermai...... The pulse is on the top of the head. ”
Bo Li Reimu touched the other party's cat ears, and the armpit girl smiled at the cat ear girl and said, "Ren Mai is here-"
The undisciplined armpit witch said, and reached out to the other party's veins - maybe the position was not very accurate.
(Note: The position of Ren is near the perineal point between the legs, which is simply the crotch)
"Eh?"
It's infinitely better than this lily, but it's not "home plate" - after all, a lot of things have to be left to the protagonist himself, and it's just a joke here, so don't think about it.
Cybertron on the other side is not easy to explain.
Because in front of his goddaughter, he and Pandaragon were real swords and guns, stabbing each other. What do children in the learning period know?
"Oh, what are you going to do with this mom?" The children in the school period actually understand everything, of course, they don't know how to pretend to understand, which is the most terrible: "Dad...... Cyber, are you bullying Mother Pandaragon?--what are you pressing on her?And are you being shy?"