Chapter 12: The death of the paparazzi

The deviant behavior of Liangkun and Shen Jiayi did not detract from Shen Jiayi's image as a goddess in the minds of Ke Teng, the fat man Ah He, Cao Guosheng, and even Ah Bo and Bai Monkey.

However, the paparazzi's eyes were much more restrained when they looked at Shen Jiayi.

The paparazzi is not a chick, and he often "teaches" his fox group dog party how to pick up girls in the classroom: "How was that horse last week?" ”

The person who was asked replied helplessly: "Later, let her run away." ”

The paparazzi commented disdainfully: "Sun! ”

……

Shen Jiayi has a cram school today.

On the way home from school, only Liangkun, paparazzi, and Zhou Yiwen walked together.

The paparazzi asked, "Liangkun, are you and Shen Jiayi the one?" ”

Liang Kun asked knowingly, "What this and that?" Let's be clear. ”

"That's it." The paparazzi put their hands together, stretched out their thumbs, and touched each other.

Liangkun smiled: "Kissing? ”

The paparazzi also laughed: "Eh, did you do it on purpose?" ”

Liangkun said: "You say yes! ”

The paparazzi said: "You have the same taste as that Li Zhilong, you both like girls who love to read." His horse is even more exaggerated, it's a girl from the north! It's a pity that it's a 'fan woman'. ”

Liangkun said: "Do you want us to be like you, whoever loosens his pants a little bit, and goes up and shakes it twice?" ”

The paparazzi said in a natural tone: "Of course, it's a bastard if you don't take advantage of it!" Anyway, I don't suffer! ”

Zhou Yiwen advised: "Be careful to take advantage of small advantages, suffer big losses!" ”

The paparazzi said, "Mosquito, you're not qualified to talk about me in this regard." I guess, you're still a virgin, right? ”

Zhou Yiwen blushed and said, "So what? ”

Liangkun said: "In a few days, the mosquito's birthday, the paparazzi, you take him to the treasure bucket to see it, and bring a red envelope back by the way." It's a 'coming-of-age ceremony' for mosquitoes, and the cost is mine. ”

The paparazzi said, "No problem, it's on me." ”

Zhou Yiwen said in a snort: "Isn't this okay? ”

The paparazzi were afraid that Zhou Yiwen would excuse this opportunity to "eat white food", and said: "What's wrong? ”

He asked again: "Liangkun, aren't you going?" ”

Liangkun didn't speak, shook his head.

The paparazzi advised: "Don't do this! With a girlfriend, you can still go out and play. I have met Li Zhilong and them in Baodou. ”

Liangkun asked, "I'm different from Li Zhilong. ”

Thinking of Li Zhilong and his father Geta, restraining monks and white monkeys with "righteousness", and letting them "drive for the king", Liangkun was very unhappy - he also wanted to be such a person.

And Guo Degang said: Only between peers can there be naked hatred.

Liangkun said: "However, there is a chance for you to get on Li Zhilong's horse, are you willing?" ”

Hearing Liangkun say this, the paparazzi became energetic and asked, "I have long seen that Li Zhilong is unhappy, what kind of opportunity is it?" ”

- The paparazzi also hate Li Zhilong, it is the kind of "envy, jealousy and hate".

Liangkun said: "There are opportunities, but it also depends on what kind of person the other party is." You just said that Li Zhilong's horse is a 'fan woman', which country? ”

The paparazzi said, "What country? 'Mountain Brother'! I don't know if she has ever gotten grass or eaten human flesh. ”

Zhou Yiwen said with a smile: "How can there be headhunters and cannibals now, you are too exaggerated!" ”

Liangkun said: "Aborigines? Then the matter is nine out of ten. ”

……

In Cantonese, "fan" of course refers to a foreign country; However, in Taiwan, "fan" refers to the aborigines.

This originated from the Manchu Qing Dynasty, which used "raw and ripe" to distinguish the degree of sinicization of Taiwan's aborigines.

After Japan ceded Taiwan, it was the first to call "Shengfan" the Fan nationality, and named the "Shufan" as the Pingpu nationality. And the aborigines were expelled to the mountains, creating an image that the aborigines were equal to the Takayama dwellers, and the name "Takayama (Takasago tribe)" was formed.

After the recovery of Taiwan in 1945, it was believed that the Pingpu people had been sinicized, and called "Gaosha" "Gaoshan people", and two years later changed their name to "mountain compatriots", referred to as "mountain compatriots"; The following year, it was reiterated that the use of "Fan" was strictly forbidden, indicating that there were still people who called the aborigines "Fan" at this time.

In the late 70s and early 80s, with the surging civil rights movement in Taiwan and the international attention to indigenous peoples in various places, the term "aborigines" began to be widely used.

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Although the marriage customs of Taiwan's aborigines vary from ethnic group to ethnic group, except for the Paiwan upper class who occasionally marry wives and concubines, other ethnic groups strictly adhere to the monogamous system. It is absolutely forbidden to have improper sexual relations or even bigamy between close relatives or the same clan, and the offender will be severely punished within the clan. In the lineage society, there is a rule that prohibits marriage for three generations, regardless of gender, and if this law is violated, it is a serious taboo crime. It is forbidden for a husband to marry a wife or commit adultery with another woman; A wife shall not have adultery with another man.

This social ethic is maintained through religious beliefs and the bondage of kinship groups, i.e., sacrificial groups. Because of the reverence of the aborigines for the gods, they are frank, upright, and sincere, and they are deeply afraid that they will be punished by the gods for their misdeeds. In the past, there were old witches who served the gods as their business, and often used the divine decree to expose the crimes of married men and women, called "God's rumors", which had great restraining power in the aboriginal society and achieved great results. The sacrificial group is composed of relatives or third parties, and strictly supervises the observance of the obligations of maintenance, chastity, cohabitation, etc., and if one party is found to have violated the law, it is a sanction of forced ransom.

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After learning about the aboriginal marriage customs, Liangkun warned the paparazzi: "You have to think clearly about this matter, aboriginal women are very troublesome, and if you get involved, you have to get married and be responsible to the end." If you want to take advantage of it and leave, maybe someone else will hunt your head with a father, brother, uncle or brother. ”

The paparazzi said: "Then it also depends on the situation, if she has been played by Li Zhilong, do I still have to pick up his broken shoes?" ”

Liangkun said: "That's good, in that case, Li Zhilong will soon face the danger of being 'weeded'." ”

Zhou Yiwen said: "However, if it ......"

The paparazzi said: "If she is a good girl, if she wants to, of course I am willing to be responsible." Speaking of which, I've never met a good girl. ”

Liangkun said: "Of course, easy come, easy go!" I can follow you casually, and I can follow others casually! ”

The paparazzi said, "What do you want to do now?" Others are a girl in the north, maybe, people don't look down on a pawn like me at all. ”

Liangkun said: "Even if you don't have a chance, at least you can disgust Li Zhilong." ”

……

The paparazzi died.

Liangkun and Zhou Yiwen saw the body of the paparazzi in the mortuary, and they also saw the paparazzi's cousin Chen Wenqian for the first time.

Chen Wenqian, who was full of stubble, said: "I just came out of prison, and before I could see my cousin, he was killed. You guys are the ones he changed the post, do you have anything to say to me? ”

Liangkun said: "The paparazzi child was changed by me, and the person who killed him can only pay it with his life." ”

Zhou Yiwen saw the corpse for the first time, and was a little frightened, and said, "How can this be? We're just ...... We ......"

Chen Wenqian said: "You don't need to do it. I grew up without a father or mother, and my uncle worked hard to raise me. Now, his only son has been killed. It is reasonable for me to avenge him. All you need to do is send me the message. ”

……

After school, Liangkun and Zhou Yiwen each rode a motorcycle to the gate of Beiyi Girl, and their eyes were patrolling among the girls who walked out of the school gate.

Seeing Liangkun, a girl trotted over and said, "Liangkun, where is the paparazzi?" ”

Liangkun didn't answer her question, but said, "Xiaohui, get in the car first!" ”

Xiaohui obediently climbed into the back seat of Liangkun's motorcycle.

With one foot on the accelerator, Liangkun took Xiaohui and Zhou Yiwen and left quickly.

……

Along the way, Liangkun recalls recent events:

The paparazzi set up eyeliner in the treasure bucket, and when they saw Li Zhilong enter the "special tea room", they ran to Li Zhilong's girlfriend Xiaohui to ventilate and report the news, and took Xiaohui to "catch the rape".

Xiaohui is the kind of aboriginal girl who is simple-minded, dares to love and hate, and when she heard the paparazzi's report, she rushed over in a rage. When she saw Li Zhilong walking out of the "special tea room" with a satisfied face, the whole person collapsed.

The paparazzi took the opportunity to help Xiaohui leave in the opposite direction to Li Zhilong and others, and also opened a room in the hotel to comfort Xiaohui.

Sitting on the bed in the hotel, Xiaohui sobbed and said intermittently: "I haven't known Li Zhilong for a long time, mainly because Li Zhilong is tall and handsome...... But what he didn't expect was that he was actually this kind of person......"

The paparazzi was still arching the fire on the side and said, "Could it be because you are too conservative?" You know, men, sometimes that's the ......."

Xiaohui cried louder and said, "If I don't give it to him, he will go to find that kind of woman, why is he so cheap?" Is that what he made friends with me? ”

The paparazzi sat down next to Xiaohui, handed her a tissue, and said, "I'm afraid that you won't be able to forget him, so go find him again." ”

Xiaohui took the tissue and didn't speak, just cried.

The paparazzi stood up, opened the door, and was about to go out, stopped, and said, "You're tired of crying, just sleep." Just get some sleep. After saying that, the paparazzi walked out of the room and closed the door with his backhand.

However, when Xiaohui was tired of crying, fell asleep, and woke up, opened the door, and was about to go home, she found out:

The paparazzi fell asleep on the couch in the hallway outside the door.

Woken up by Xiaohui's opening the door, the paparazzi wiped a handful of saliva from sleeping, rubbed his sleepy eyes, and said, "Are you awake?" ”

Xiaohui asked, "Why are you still here?" ”

The paparazzi said, "Where is this?" This is Monga! Dragons and snakes are mixed! It's not safe for you to be alone here as a young girl. I'll stay here to protect you! If I bring you in, I will take you out completely. ”

Xiaohui was moved by the behavior of the paparazzi, and said: "I heard Li Zhilong talk about you before, and he said that you have always only bullied the weak. Just now, I was afraid that you would take the opportunity to do something to me. However, I didn't expect ......"

The paparazzi smiled bitterly and said, "Monga is like a jungle, and the law here is like Darwin's 'the law of the jungle'." He Li Zhilong is the son of Geta Boy, he is stronger than me, and everything he says is right. ”

Xiaohui said: "I don't think what he said is right. In fact, you also have a lot of shining points. ”

The paparazzi's behavior of reporting the news was actually with ulterior motives, which Xiaohui also thought of, but the two of them tacitly did not mention it again.

Xiaohui didn't go to Li Zhilong again, but got together with the paparazzi.

……

Before his girlfriend could get started, he switched to the arms of the paparazzi, which made Li Zhilong feel that he had lost face.

Li Zhilong tried to besiege the paparazzi, but was pushed back by Liangkun, Zhou Yiwen, Ke Teng, the fat man Ahe, and Cao Guosheng.

Of course, the monk's refusal to die is also an important reason.

The monk has always hated Li Zhilong and Xiaohui's relationship, and Liangkun is a little skeptical that the monk is gay.

The paparazzi's father, Ah Gou, did not have such a good life, and he made a thousand dollars in Li Zhilong's father's geta casino and was cut off a finger.

Liangkun thought that this matter was settled, but he didn't expect that the paparazzi still died.

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In the living room of Li Zhilong's house, Li Zhilong, monks, Abo, and white monkeys knelt in a row with a basin full of water.

Geta was furious: "You guys, your wings are ready to fly before they are dry." I had only been in the south for two days with Black Noodles, and I had caused such a big incident. If I am not there one day, will this corner of the temple be put away? I lost my mind because of a Takasago woman. What 'Prince Gang'? Do you really think you're the crown prince? ”

Under Geta's scolding, the basin on Aber's head was already crumbling.

Finally, Arbor's hand loosened, and he was drenched in the water in the basin.

Geta grabbed the ashtray on the table, threw it at Abel, and scolded: "It's not good to even kneel, and you dare to kill someone?" I'm telling you, if you don't kneel well, I'll beat you to death!" Otherwise, it's better to replace me with your little brother. ”

Abel recalled the process of killing the paparazzi, and his heart was full of grievances:

After Xiaohui was pried away by the paparazzi and failed to besiege the paparazzi, Li Zhilong finally pulled back a city by cutting off the dog's fingers, and sneered proudly when he met the lonely paparazzi.

In the face of Li Zhilong, who was overcrowded, the paparazzi did not lower his eyebrows and admit it, but moved out Chen Wenqian, who was about to be released from prison, and said, "When my cousin comes out, you must be good-looking!" ”

The hard-mouthed paparazzi finally sat alone and were tied up to their "secret base" by Li Zhilong and others.

Li Zhilong pressed the flat drill on the paparazzi's face and said, "As long as you return Xiaohui, I will spare you today." ”

The paparazzi laughed and said: "Li Zhilong, you are really a scum and a scumbag, what are you doing as Xiaohui?" What are you in love? What is your righteous anger? What are you being a brother again? People like you have no love or righteousness at all, you only love yourself: women are your tools for discharging your desires, and your brothers are your tools for power and profit. ”

Annoyed and angry, Li Zhilong took out a bottle of super glue and said, "You are so good at saying this, I will seal your mouth, see what you say?" ”