Chapter 20: Shaolin Football
Tie Tou Gong came in, and his appearance was not actually ugly, but he looked very obscene.
As soon as he came in, Tie Tougong nodded and said hello: "Good boss, good manager." β
Liangkun looked at Tie Tou Gong's hair and asked, "Your name is Tie Tou Gong?" Do you really know how to do iron-clad work? I've heard that if you practice iron head skills, you will be bald. β
Tie Tougong uncovered the wig on the top of his head and said, "The boss is right, the top of my head is indeed bald, and I was afraid that it would not look good, so I made a wig to cover it." β
Looking at the comical appearance of Tietou Gong, Lin Huaile snorted and laughed.
Liangkun asked, "Where did you learn your iron head skills?" How's it going? β
Without saying a word, he went outside and took a beer bottle and smashed it on his head, the beer bottle was smashed all at once, and broken glass flew everywhere.
Lin Li Shaoping flicked off a small piece of broken glass splashed on her body in disgust.
The manager hurriedly said: "I sometimes ask him to perform on stage to burst the bottle to cheer up the guests." Some guests also want to try the feeling of 'bursting bottles' by themselves, with a tip of 30 yuan for a beer bottle, and the price of the bottle of foreign wine will be according to the price of that bottle of foreign wine. β
Tie Tougong shook his head, shook off the glass shards on his head, and said proudly: "I am a Shaolin authentic sect, and I have followed Master since elementary school." β
Lin Huaile said with a smile: "With your declining appearance, you dare to claim to be a Shaolin master!" β
Tie Tou Gong said: "A master doesn't have to be handsome, this is just wishful thinking on the part of you fellow people. β
Liang Kun asked, "How long have you been in Hong Kong?" How long have you been working here? β
"I've been working here since I arrived in Hong Kong for three or four years. β
Liangkun said: "You're right, but after you've been doing it for a long time, you won't talk like that." Are you coming to Hong Kong alone, or are you coming with relatives and friends? β
Tie Tou Gong said: "I learned Shaolin Kung Fu from my master since I was a child. Master told us to carry forward Shaolin Kung Fu, but ...... Hey, we have a group of six brothers, so we begged for food all the way and came to Hong Kong. β
Liangkun asked, "What about your other senior brothers?" What are they doing? β
Tie Tougong said: "I am the senior brother, my second junior brother washes dishes in the back kitchen of a tea restaurant on the next street, the third junior brother works as a building administrator in the back building, the fourth junior brother and the fifth junior brother pick up garbage nearby, and the sixth junior brother works as a buddy in the grocery store at the corner of the street. β
Liang Kun said: "Bruce Lee's movies are popular all over the world, there are more than 400 martial arts gyms in Hong Kong, and you are also a kung fu person, have you ever thought about opening a martial arts gym?" β
Tie Tougong said with a bitter face: "Hong Kong has every inch of land, and this kind of thing is like opening a martial arts hall, how dare we, poor ghosts, dare to think?" Moreover, when opening a martial arts gym in Hong Kong, there is a rule that is to accept the challenge of the head of each martial arts hall at a stick of incense. β
Liangkun said: "That's still bullying you without a backstage!" It's not okay to open a martial arts gym, there are martial arts movie actors who can do it! β
Tie Tougong sighed and said, "It's not easy to be a martial arts actor. We also went to try. When those men beat us, they beat us to the flesh; When we hit, before we hit them, the director came out and scolded us for hurting the protagonist. β
Liangkun said: "No matter how bad it is, each club also needs someone who can fight!" β
Tie Tougong said: "The local community looks down on us mainlanders at all, and if you follow them, you don't get as much money as a waiter or dishwasher in a bar." Even if there is a little money occasionally, it is all spent on food and drink. β
Liangkun said: "You have been working in the bar for so long, if I let you be the manager, do you have the confidence to take care of the bar's business?" β
When Lin Li Shaoping heard this, he took the lead in objecting and said, "Son, are you stupid and leave the bar to a Ah Can to take care of?" β
Liang Kun said: "What do Hong Kong people and mainlanders care about doing business? Does mainlanders' money stink? What I need is a loyal, righteous, confident and capable manager. Tell me, do you have the confidence to be a good manager of this bar? β
Tie Tou Gong said: "As long as the boss believes in me, I have confidence!" β
At this time, the iron head is not the down-and-out middle-aged man who has been smoothed out by life, but also the enthusiasm and vitality of young people.
Liangkun said: "That's good, from today on, you will be the manager of this bar." Then, you bring your brothers and sisters over too, and everyone will take care of them together. By the way, what's your real name? Isn't it called release or something? β
Tie Tougong said: "No, I am a Shaolin lay disciple, and my real name is Wang Yifei. β
Liangkun said: "Isn't that the same name as that millionaire? β
Tie Tougong said with a bitter face and helplessness: "The same name is not the same life." β
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Liangkun ordered a table of dinner in a restaurant near the bar to entertain the five junior disciples of Tie Tougong.
"This is my second junior brother 'Mediterranean' He Guang, who is good at whirlwind ground legs;
This is my third junior brother 'Tian Chicken' Tian Wenqiang, who is good at the golden bell cover iron cloth shirt;
This is my fourth junior brother 'Ah Jun' Chen Guojun, who is good at ghost capture;
This is my fifth junior brother 'Ah Xing' Zuo Songxing, who is good at strong King Kong legs;
This is my sixth junior brother 'Fat Tsai Cong' Zhu Zicong, who is good at light power water floating. β
Liang Kun first raised his glass and said: "The reason why I am looking for all Shaolin masters to come today is to tell you a good news: your senior brother Wang Yifei has been officially hired by me as the manager of the bar." β
Hearing the news, the five juniors congratulated Tie Tou Gong one after another.
Although Tie Tougong was overjoyed, he still quieted down a few juniors, "Listen to the boss." β
Liang Kun glanced at Tie Tou Gong with satisfaction, and then said, "I propose that everyone drink this cup to celebrate the senior brother." β
"Cheers!" *6
Liangkun drank all the beer in the cup, put down the glass, and said, "In addition to celebrating the ascension of Senior Brother, I have another proposal: I hope you can all come to my bar, one is to help me, and the other is to help your Senior Brother." β
Liangkun's words, the response was not so enthusiastic.
Liangkun had no choice but to say it thoroughly: "You have been in Hong Kong for a long time, and you should also understand what the attitude of Hong Kong people towards mainlanders is." Among the staff in the entire bar, only your senior brother is a mainlander, although he is the oldest, but there are probably few people who serve him. You're here, and you can help your brother hold on to the scene. β
Liangkun broke the situation, and the five junior brothers were all righteous, and they all expressed their desire to help the senior brother hold on.
Liang Kun struck while the iron was hot and announced: "After you come over, the salary will only be higher than if you work elsewhere!" β
"Okay!" *5
The pastor also joked: "Before I became a pastor, I played football, I was a defender, I dominated the football world, and I was nicknamed 'Heavy Artillery'. I am still working part-time as a soccer coach, teaching a class of enthusiasts to play soccer in my parish. I see that you all have unique skills, why don't you come and play football together when you have nothing to do after work! β
Ah Xing asked: "Is Shaolin Kung Fu playing football a head?" β
The pastor said: "Of course, Shaolin Kung Fu plays football! Like youβ"
The pastor pointed at Chen Guojun and asked, "By the way, what are you good at?" β
Chen Guojun said: "Ghost grappler. β
The priest said, "O ghost catcher, if you use it as a goalkeeper, you can say that there is no flaw!" β
The pastor pointed to Tian Wenqiang again and asked, "What are you good at?" β
Tian Wenqiang said: "The golden bell cover iron cloth shirt. β
The priest said, "If the bell is used to play the guard, it can be said that there is no flaw!" β
The pastor pointed to Fat Satoshi again and asked, "What are you good at?" β
Fat Tsai Cong said: "Light power floats on the water. β
The priest said, "If you are as light as a swallow floating on water, our attack on the second lane can be said to be flawless!" β
Liangkun couldn't stand it anymore and said, "That's good! Is there any specific diet pill? β
Fat Tsai Cong said: "Pastor, Brother Kun, it's useless! I have a slight cerebral prolapse with a cold, and I haven't lost it! Since Master's death, I've been so fat, and now I can't talk about light work, I can't go as fast as I want! β
The priest said, "It's a little fat, but it~~~~~~'s not a big problem." β
The priest pointed to the Mediterranean Sea and asked, "What are you good at?" β
Mediterranean said: "Whirlwind ground legs. β
The priest said, "If the whirlwind leg is used as a defender, I'm sure ......."
Liangkun said helplessly: "There is no flaw~"
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Liang Kun returned to the bar with his brother Tietou Gongyi, and a luxury car happened to drive over.
The door of the luxury car opened, and a short man with a smile came out of the rear door, and another short man came out of the co-pilot.
The priest introduced: "This is Zhu Tao, the smiling tiger brother of Dongxing, and Deng Zhiyong, the big B brother of the bantam tiger. β
The smiling tiger Zhu Tao greeted him with a smile and shook hands with Liangkun, and said, "Ah Xiao, I have already gone to see your father with the pastor in the morning, and everyone has spoken. Before, I was sorry for having someone shoot and wound your father. β
Liangkun said: "Since he has not pursued it, I will not have much to do." You don't have to come and talk to me, do you? β
The smiling tiger Zhu Tao smiled: "I want it, I want it!" For a rising star like you, of course we old men should also take care of it. β
Liangkun asked, "What about the Dadong class?" β
The smiling tiger Zhu Tao asked with a stunned face: "Who is Dadong?" I don't know! β
Liangkun smiled: "Brother Hu, if you say that, it's boring." β
The smiling tiger Zhu Tao also smiled: "Ah Xiao, don't play dumb riddles with me." In short, this matter ends here, everyone doesn't know each other, and they are still friends when they meet. β
Liangkun said: "How dare you talk about friends with the famous smiling tiger brother? It's a junior like me, and I have to learn a lot from seniors like you! β
Liangkun and the smiling tiger were smiling and intimate, and no one else was anything, but the bantam tiger Big B, who followed the smiling tiger, snorted unruly to express contempt.
Standing behind Liangkun, the fourth junior brother ghost shadow catcher Ah Jun and Chen Guojun were not to be outdone, pointed to Big B's nose and scolded: "That dwarf, you are not convinced!" β
Big B walked up to Chen Guojun and said, "What kind of big brother is a group of hairy children?" Sheep pretending to be uncle! β
Chen Guojun is a man of action, his left hand is in the shape of a tiger's claw, Ji Zhang grabbed quickly, and grabbed the collar of Big B when he stepped forward.
ββOn the Internet, there are many ways to teach people how to use grabbing to counteract the method of being grabbed by the collar with one or both hands, what is a big wrist wrapping, and a child worships the Buddha. However, the reality is that there is a lot of talk on paper.
Why grab the collar? This is actually already a capture.
As the saying goes, "It's better to take it than to fight", which means that no matter how well you practice grappling, you can't resist a random fight.
By grabbing the collar, control the distance of the opponent within one arm, and then punch or slap with a palm, one is extremely hurtful, and the other is extremely insulting.
Big B's right hand was on the inward frame, turned to the left, turned around from the outside of Chen Guojun, squatted, and hit Chen Guojun's waist and kidney with a return elbow.
Chen Guojun dodged this "kidney blow" sideways.
Big B took advantage of Chen Guojun's crooked body, hugged Chen Guojun's waist with his backhand, and pushed his waist up, wanting to "pull out the weeping willows upside down".
Seeing that the next step, Big B was about to give himself a "sacrificial throw", Chen Guojun broke Big B's fingers and stomped on Big B's feet to destroy Big B's control over him.
Big B scolded: "Breaking fingers, stepping on toes, children fighting, only use this kind of move that is not on the stage!" β
Chen Guojun said: "If you win, you are a good move!" I don't have to tease my feet yet! β
Wang Yifei and others, who were watching the battle, rushed up, pulled the two apart, and shouted: "Stop fighting!" Everyone fights Luohan boxing, and don't beat your own people. β
Yes, Da B and Chen Guojun both use Luohan boxing, showing the unique offensive and defensive methods of Luohan boxing - "one word horse and one body", that is, whether attacking or defending, aim at the opponent's center with his side, his front hand is like a bow, and he adapts to the situation with inch strength or defense or attack; After hand to hand, up or down, guard the rib guard.
Luohan Boxing contains a large number of grappling moves and falling methods to achieve the purpose of "stealing and kicking backwards to show miraculous skills".
Chen Guojun shouted: "Where did you learn Shaolin Luohan boxing? β
Big B said: "I came to Hong Kong when I was ten years old, and I grew up in the Kowloon Walled City, and I learned Shaolin martial arts!" β
Wang Yifei said: "Our senior brother came out of Shaolin Temple. As the old saying goes: people don't kiss, righteous relatives; Righteous and intimate, grandparents and grandfathers. If you don't do it, you don't know that Hong Kong has such a Shaolin authentic sect as you. Everyone, don't hurt the harmony! β
Big B said: "It's nonsense. Hong Kong's martial arts halls, Shaolin has the most. Everyone has to recognize relatives, I can't recognize them! β
The smiling tiger Zhu Tao opened his mouth to stop and said, "Forget it, forget it." Please don't be like my cousin, who is a rough man and can't speak. Everyone looks at my face, looks at my face. β
The pastor also advised: "Brother Tiger came here to save face." It doesn't matter if everyone has a discussion, it's too bad for me to fight. The rivers and lakes are not fighting and killing, the rivers and lakes are sophisticated. You say, don't you? β