Chapter 4 "Extremely Evil" [Takeshi Kitano and Mikiyoshi Atsumiyoshi joint cameo]
Goshawk and Yong-san stayed overnight at the head of the Sanno Hall's house and returned to the hotel the next morning.
Hearing that the goshawk was back, Liangkun immediately went over to visit, and the two sides said some polite words.
Knowing that Liangkun was just a girlfriend who came to Japan to study temporarily, Goshawk asked Qingfeng to make good arrangements.
Qingfeng, who was instigated by Liangkun, introduced a local guide to Liangkun - Wakan Otomo Kaishi, who organized the Chimoto Group under the umbrella of the Sannokai.
Keishi Otomo is a middle-aged man with a wrinkled face, a small nose and small eyes, and a wronged look, wearing the most popular leather coat at the moment.
After Otomo Keishi came, he said a lot of things.
Liangkun didn't understand Japanese, so he had to look at Qingfeng and Wanwan, who knew Japanese.
Kiyokaze is fluent in Japanese due to her work; Because he loves comics, he also knows Japanese.
However, Wanwan said with an embarrassed face: "The Japanese he speaks is not at all the same as the Japanese I learned, and there are a lot of trills that I can't understand at all." β
Qingfeng said: "This kind of tongue curling sound is called 'Jianghu dialect', ordinary Japanese people only make this tone when they are angry and emotionally alarmed, and it is generally not used in serious occasions, it looks vulgar, just like some Chinese black words, in most cases only people on the rivers and lakes use it." β
Otomo Keishi asked Qingfeng, "What are these gentlemen and young ladies confused about?" β
Qing Feng said: "Tell me about your accent!" I told them, you are a 'charlatan' like this! β
Keishi Otomo said, "It's not just that. I was born in Ueno, not far from Ueno, which is Asakusa. Ten years ago, when I was in my twenties, I was living in Asakusa. There are temples, underworlds, pornographic performance venues, and an important stage for comic actors. At that time, I studied mancai acting under Senzaburo Fukami, and my goal was to become a mancai actor. Later, I also appeared on the Asahi Movie Channel's "Hostile Big Laughter". The talented actors who can enter the TV station all hope to become super comedians, and I am no exception, they are all rushing to be stars. Later, a car accident changed my life. At that time, I was a little famous, and the media chased me all day long, taking pictures of me in and out of Fengyue places, so I bought a motorcycle, because the motorcycle is relatively fast, and the media reporters can't catch up. Then, at three o'clock in the morning, I fell unconscious while drunk and without a hard hat. When I woke up, I realized that my face was paralyzed, the right half of my face was almost a brick, and I still felt convulsions. The doctor said that I will have to use this face for the rest of my life, and by the way, "congratulations" I don't want to play any mancai in the future, because half of my face is paralyzed, and I can't speak too clearly. I would say slow down and try to bother them as much as possible. β
Qingfeng whispered in Liangkun's ear: "I heard that before joining the Chi Yuan Group, Dayou also worked as a policeman, and was fired because of his rough style, framing, and lynching. After being expelled, he also bought arms privately, killed people, and joined the Chi Yuan group after coming out of prison. Some people suspect that Otomo's former colleagues at the police station, his wife with leukemia, and his mentally disabled sister were all shot and killed by him, but there is no evidence. This kind of person, you should be careful when you talk to him. β
Liang Kun also whispered: "How can you arrange such a killing star to be our guide?" I've heard for a long time that the Japanese have the best work ethic in the world, so instead of letting him be a guide, I might as well hire an ordinary tour guide myself. β
Qingfeng whispered: "The radish head is arranged, I don't understand it!" Maybe it's because he's evil enough to get anything troublesome, right? You rat tail juice! β
Qingfeng patted Liangkun's shoulder, patted his ass and ran away.
Liangkun had no choice but to smile at Otomo, formally bowed, and said, "Mr. Otomo, hello!" Please take care of your first meeting! β
Otomo Keishi also bowed very formally and said, "First time we met, I am the Otomo of the Sannokai Ikemoto Group, please take care of me!" β
(The interpretation process of the bend is not listed)
Wanwan said: "Liangkun, between these two sentences, the Japanese have to add self-introduction. β
Liang Kun said angrily: "I said that I am Liang Kun from Hong Kong Hung Xing Wang Kok Tangkou, do you know how to translate?" β
Liangkun said to Otomo Keishi: "We came to Japan this time, mainly because we have never been to Japan before, and we came here for a tour. After the trip, I will go back to Hong Kong, and this Miss Wang Wanwan will stay in Japan to learn to draw manga. β
Keishi Otomo said, "I don't know if you have any plans for your travel route, whether it is a tour around Japan or just a tour around the Tokyo metropolitan area?" β
Liangkun said indispensably: "Whatever, I came here temporarily, and there was no pre-planned plan or anything at all." β
Keishi Otomo said: "If you don't have a plan in advance, it will be aimless, and I happen to have a friend who grew up in Asakusa, Che Yinjiro, who is an expert in wandering all over Japan. Just not sure if he's at home. β
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So, driven by Otomo Keishi, he drove Liangkun and Wanwan to an old street called "Shibamata" in Katsushika District, Tokyo, and saw his old friend Che Yinjiro, with a square face, squinted eyes, a top hat, a brown plaid suit, dragging hanging clogs, carrying a tattered brown suitcase, hanging a string of Buddhist beads, and wearing the same rustic waist guard - Sauron also has a waist guard, but Sauron's natal color is Baoqiang green.
Cha Yin Jiro introduced himself to Liang Kun and Wan Wan: "I grew up in Tokyo in Katsushika Shibata, it was the water of the Emperor Shakti who raised me, my surname is Che, my name is Yin Jiro, and people call me Crazy Crazy Ah Yin!" β
Otomo Keishi said: "Ah Yin, I just had the mentality of trying it out, but I didn't expect you to be really at home, when did you come back?" β
Cha Yin Jiro said, "You know me, every time I wander outside for a long time, I will return to Katsushika Shibata and meet my sister. β
Otomo Keishi introduced Liangkun: "Ah Yin's father is called Che Pingzao, and he is the child born to his father and Asakusa entertainer Ah Ju. As a child, he would often go back to his uncle's house to play. Until he was 16 years old, he ran away from home after a big fight with his father. 20 years later, he suddenly returned to his hometown, the Inya Dango store in Shibata, Katsushika Ward, Tokyo, to visit his long-lost uncle, aunt and half-sister Sakurako, as well as his brother-in-law Abo and nephew Mitsuo. He has been a well-known mischievous ghost since he was a child, known as 'Crazy Ah Yin', and often does some out-of-the-ordinary things and says things out of the ordinary. β
Cha Yin Jiro said, "Don't expose me in front of new friends!" Come, I'll show you around the neighborhood first! β
Katsushika Ward is a water town surrounded by the Edo River and the Arakawa River. And Shiba is on the banks of the Edo River, and not far away is the Emperor's Tenzando.
Originally a pilgrimage route for believers, the approach is actually a shopping street, and almost every suswath shop sells "Kudango" on both sides.
At the end of the approach is Shibamata Shakti. The official name of the Chai and the Emperor is "Jingrongshan Inscription Temple", which was built in the 6th year of Kuanping (1629), and at the end of the 18th century, the emperor began to believe in the emperor, so it was named "Chai and the Emperor Shakti".
Shakti also had another name, and that was Indra.
The temple is naturally a temple building, and the roof is made of windbreakers, which are common in Japanese architecture, and the wood carvings on the doors, beams, and walls are breathtaking.
Behind the temple is the "Tsukien Garden", a traditional Japanese pond-style garden designed in the 40th year of Showa (1965) by Nagai Rakuzan, the master of Mukaijima. Since access to the courtyard is prohibited, a wooden corridor with a roof was built for visitors to enjoy along the way. Unlike the bustling Sando and Taishakudo halls, it is very quiet, and you can hear the sound of gurgling water.
By the way, he "helped" Liangkun to ask for a signature.
Wanwan pouted and said, "It's a half-auspicious!" β
Liangkun took the sign and read it: "The seventeenth half-auspicious, weird and worry-free, people see separation in the house, cherish the flowers and still value the rain, and a glass of wine provokes idleness." β
Cha Yin Jiro said, "Can you show me the sign?" β
Liangkun handed the sign to Otomo Keishi.
Che Yin Jiro glanced at it, handed it back to Wanwan, and said: "It's the same as the seventeenth sign of the Sensoji Kannon Spirit Lot, but the lot there will tell you directly that this is a murderous lottery, not going around in circles and saying something 'Banji', which means that if you do something to prevent the danger of landing on you, it seems to be more troublesome." Before you know it, bad things continue, and it seems that there will be family separation. It's like if you can't bear to wither a flower, it will be withered by the rain, but the bad thing is that it seems to last. Because you can't go as you want, you still think that if you indulge in alcohol or something, you still have bad thoughts. It mainly depends on what you ask for. β
Wanwan asked, "Have a wish in your heart?" β
Cha Yinjiro said, "It's hard to make a wish come true. β
Wanwan asked again, "What about curing the disease?" β
"It will take a long time to recover. β
Wanwan asked again: "Something is lost, want to get it back?" β
Cha Injiro said, "Lost items won't appear." β
Wanwan then asked, "Do you want to change your relationship with someone?" β
Cha Yinjiro said, "The person who is hoping will not appear. β
Wanwan asked again, "What about moving?" β
Cha Yin Jiro said: "Give up for now, and then observe the situation for the time being." β
Wanwan asked again, "What about travel?" β
Cha Injiro said, "It seems to cause bad results." β
Bending and not giving up, he asked, "What about getting married?" At least in love? β
Cha Injiro said, "It's all bad. β
Wanwan said in frustration: "Didn't anyone say you had a crow's mouth?" Are we going to travel? β
Liang Kun persuaded: "It's good to change a sign." The one you asked for just now, I'll ask for one myself. My lucky number was 23, and I got the 23rd straight away. β
Che Yinjiro chatted with the monk in charge of drawing lots, asked for the twenty-third sign from the monk, read it, and handed it to Liangkun.
Liang Kun read: "The twenty-third sign auspicious, the red cloud rises with the step, and the sky is in the sky with one arrow; The deer travels thousands of miles away, and the road is far away. β
Che Injiro said: "This one is much better than the one just now, which means: I can already see good signs." If you want to go there, something good will happen in the future. You can do it like an arrow shot at the blue sky. In this case, no matter what you wish, you will have no problem and it will come true. However, if you are arrogant due to the success in front of you, you will lose sight of your goals. It's important to judge holistically and then act. Because overconfidence can lead to failure, beware of expecting too much, it's important to be honest. If you have a wish, you must do what you can; If it is a sickness, a lost property, a hopeful person, it is difficult to get it; If it's moving, getting married, dating, traveling, there's no problem. β
Liangkun replaced the auspicious sign in his hand with the "half-auspicious" lottery in his hand, and said, "Isn't this good!" β
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Return to the Inya Dango store.
Keishi Otomo asked, "So where are we going this time?" β
Che Injiro said, "Do you remember Lily from Hokkaido? β
Keishi Otomo said, "That year, you left Hokkaido and confidently stayed at a local farmhouse to help, but you became ill in just three days, thanks to Sakura (Sakurako's nickname) who took you home herself. Did you have a relationship with Lily who came to Asakusa to become a singer in Abashiri City, Hokkaido? β
Cha Injiro said, "It's that Lily. Let's go visit her! β
Otomo Keishi said, "However, what I heard is that you hurt others deeply enough. Lily met someone unladylike, after the divorce, you ran to pursue her again, and the two often went shopping hand in hand, but when Lily made up her mind to marry you, you refused the marriage. What do you think? β
"You don't understand, Lily is a migratory bird - she went home to rest when she was injured, and when she was healed, she spread her wings and soared, and she couldn't keep it or stop itβjust like me. β
Liangkun smiled: "I also know a 'footless finch', but others are much more handsome than you!" Only those who are handsome are called prodigals, and those who are ugly are homeless. β
Otomo Keishi said: "I just don't understand, how can you still have the face to visit her?" Do you think she will ever forgive you? β
"I'm sure she can understand me," Cha said. We've always been each other's best friends. β
Keishi Otomo said: "Besides, since Lily was rejected by you, she left Tokyo and went to other places to develop her career as a singer, not necessarily in Hokkaido!" β
Cha Yin Jiro said, "That's right! β
Keishi Otomo said, "Actually, you still want to see Lily in your heart, right? Since you can't let go of her in your heart, why can't you be brave and act like a man? β
Che Yin Jiro lowered his head, gritted his teeth and said, "Damn, are you still friends with me who grew up together?" Why do I have to uncover my scars? β
Cha Injiro, who didn't look very strong, pounced fiercely at Keishi Otomo.