Chapter 8 A Song for Mr. Kim
At the end of the voting, the solo ratings of the four were announced together.
In the first round, 630 people voted for An Lan, and only 85 people voted for Zhao Qian.
The remaining people abstained from voting.
Although she knew that she was miserable, Zhao Qian never thought that she would be so miserable.
What I didn't expect was Liu Yiling.
However, the binding relationship between the mentor and the contestants of this show is not so strong, so Liu Yiling did not lose her temper, but applauded.
Mentor Kim Hyo-hee laughed.
In the second round, Han Zhou got 600 votes.
Hu Xilin breathed a sigh of relief.
Zhao Qian is even more miserable.
As a result, when his votes came out, Hu Xilin cried.
Hu Xilin received fifty-three votes!
Less than one-tenth of the number of tickets for Hanzhou!
The remaining 150 spectators all abstained from voting!
Some viewers really don't think Han Zhou's songs are good, but they think that Hu Xilin is not as good as Han Zhou, so they didn't vote directly.
The host was excited: "In the first round of the group vs. group duel, the score difference is so big!" β
Chen Feng was also stupid.
Chen Feng thought that Han Zhou's song was so joyful that it was impossible to win.
But Chen Feng forgot one more thing.
That is, as the king of rock and roll, he can be brainwashed, and it is too normal for ordinary audiences to be brainwashed.
Liu Yiling: "Zhao Qian, Hu Xilin, I know your strength, I hope you can work hard and give full play to your strength!" β
At this time, Liu Yiling remembered that two protΓ©gΓ©s were coming, and she was encouraged.
Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin told me.
After a few minutes, Jin Xiaoxi spoke: "Han Zhou, An Lan, I am very optimistic about you, I hope you will come on." β
A drum beating.
When he said it, he thought that if he won the Heavenly King and Queen in the battle, wouldn't it mean that his strength was stronger than them?
This feeling is about to take off, fluttering like a fairy!
An Lan picked up the microphone: "Thank you Teacher Jin for your help, Teacher Jin gave us a lot of help for this song." β
Kim Hyo-hee was stunned.
Since the grouping, Kim Hyo-hee has indeed coached the players, but he is the other group with the strongest strength under the guidance.
Han Zhou Anlan and Kim Hyo-hee don't want to see it.
Moreover, these two people did not stay in the training place provided by the program team, and they didn't watch them rehearse.
Did I help?
The next moment, Kim Hyo-hee understood.
These two! It's coming! Be a man!
Kim Hyo-hee laughed: "Hahaha, a little help is not a worry. β
Chen Feng corrected: "It's not enough to worry about it." β
Kim Hyo-hee: "Oh yes, yes, Mr. Chen is right, it's not enough to worry about. Teacher Chen is not enough to worry about. β
Chen Feng's face darkened.
An Lan smiled: "This song was made by Han Zhou for a long time, during which Han Zhou also made the first two solo songs, and even the "Sunshine Rainbow Little White Horse" part also has DJ content, Han Zhou has no equipment, so he can only do it with a simulator on his laptop, which took a lot of time. β
"And our singing of this song is the most time-consuming and labor-intensive song among the three songs, and it is also the most difficult to sing and the most fun."
"This song is specially given to Mr. Jin."
The host was already embarrassed at this time, because he knew the song list in advance, but when he thought about it, wouldn't the effect of the show come!
Anyway, the director team wants the effect of the show, and now the effect of this show must be the best, and the most controversial must be done enough!
Host: "I didn't expect Mr. Jin to help the two contestants so much, so what is the song that the two contestants want to give Mr. Jin called?" β
An Lan: "Song of Neurosis". β
Kim Hyo-hee was still laughing, and it took several laughs to react, and then his smile stiffened.
The smile doesn't go away, it transfers to the faces of the audience.
"Hahahaha!"
Such an obvious mockery, it would be a fool to understand it again!
The host's smile also 'stiffened' on his face.
He knew in advance, but he acted vividly.
But Han Zhou still saw that his acting skills were flawed and patted him on the shoulder.
In the eyes of the audience, this scene is even more ridiculous.
This scene is as if the host was stunned when he heard that "The Song of Neuropathy" was given to Mr. Jin, and then Han Zhou comforted him: You heard it right, this is it.
The host came back to his senses: "Then please Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin take a break, and ask Han Zhou and An Lan to prepare for the performance." β
Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin walked to the side stage and talked at the same time.
"They're doing something."
"If they do things, they will do things, this kind of song can't get the audience's vote, they are giving us a chance to turn the tables!"
"That's right! Be sure to grab points! β
Then the two heard Han Zhou and An Lan on stage together: "We are a dumb and stupid combination." β
If the director is smart enough, he will definitely not edit this scene, and he will also put the name of the group in the singer column when the song is sung.
And then in the version given to the music software, this combination name will also be used.
The two stood in front of the stage.
The rhythmic electronic music has begun.
An Lan took the microphone and beat it, found the position and immediately entered:
"One day when I was idle, I asked Han Zhou to tell a joke
The thing opened his mouth and started laughing before he could speak! β
The audience was stunned when they heard An Lan's singing.
Because of the previous singing of "Flammable and Explosive", An Lan's song is very powerful, with tearing sound and metallic feeling.
And now, An Lan's voice is crisp to the limit!
Before everyone reacted, Han Zhou had already started:
"Bah~yah! Hahahahahahaha β
Babble! Hahahahaha β
Han Zhou has studied this song, and if you want to make a ghost animal video, of course, the more nonsense you sing, the better.
The songwriter of this song has also written songs such as "Dara Bang" and "Ordinary Disco", and his songs have a characteristic, that is, the difficulty is too high, and real people basically can't sing it, so they have to train virtual idols to sing.
And if a real person wants to sing, first of all, he is angry enough to be long and thick enough, and then he has to have his own characteristics.
Because electronic sound can be very flat, but real people can't.
Therefore, Han Zhou chose for himself the laughter of Cao Cao in Peking Opera!
The timbre quality of this laughter, with a singing voice similar to bel canto soprano, made the audience stupid.
Can songs be written and sung like this? It's also too ...... , huh?!
"It's not that my laughter is too low, my jokes are too awesome
After talking about it, take a deep breath, look back at An Lan and smile! β
An Lan: "Bah~ah! Hahahahahahaha β
"Babble! Hahahahaha β
Han Zhou chose a serious bel canto soprano for An Lan, with a little bit of flowery cavity.
If An Lan's treble excludes the lyrics 'hahaha', it is absolutely shocking, and it is not much better than the high note of the national team.
The strength of bel canto is terrifying.
Such an original bel canto high pitch and such nonsense lyrics destroy every audience's perception of the world.
me! The mentality has collapsed!
Then Han Zhou and An Lan also held hands and looked at each other, together: "Hahahaha......ha
At this point, here's the key!
An Lan pointed to Kim Hyo-hee in the judges' seat:
"Later we translated it and it turned into a stick joke!
Tell it to my Mentor Kim, and listen to them laugh! β
The most magical thing in the audience is here.
The song comes with Kim Hyo-hee's laughter.
It was Kim Hyo-hee's unbridled hearty laughter after scolding Han Zhou's fool An Lan for being dumb and getting a group of high-scoring players.
was trained by Han Zhou to be a ghost animal laughter.
It's so harsh at this time.
"Eh~yah! Hahahahahahaha β
(eh) hahahahaha β
In the song, Kim Hyo-hee is laughing.
Outside the song, Kim Hyo-hee is thinking about which country's law is not illegal to kill people, and he must tie Han Zhou over, come with two knives and add a set of American-style residence!
After hearing the joke, everyone decided to tell it to their friends!
Then I tell it to my friend's friend, my friend's friend β
In this paragraph, An Lan's singing skills are undoubtedly revealed.
A normal singer, singing a third of the song, should be out of gas.
A powerful singer who can sing it in one breath.
An Lan changed her breath three times in it, and no one could hear it!
The audience who doesn't know how to do it is 'hahaha' in their ears and 'hahaha' in their heads at this time.
The ears of the knowledgeable audience are 'hahaha', and the brain is 'This female singer is crazy!'" Book after a day! β
'As for Han Zhou, the psychiatric hospital bed is booked! β
Han Zhou and An Lan sang 'hahaha' with expressionless faces.
Although the lyrics are brainless, all kinds of tricks and whistles, and all kinds of singing skills are undoubtedly revealed.
And the audience at the beginning, 'What's this?' And then it became, 'How did this guy sing it?' In the end, it became 'Babble~ah!' Hahahahaha! β
After singing the whole song, Chen Feng laughed numbly.
He didn't care about Kim Hyo-hee's face, and applauded: "It's very bold, not to mention the newcomers of the talent show, even if it is an older generation of singers who have been famous for a long time, I have never seen anyone who dares to play so much!" β
"In this song, I give zero points for the artistry of the lyrics and 100 points for the irony. I give zero points for the artistry of the song, and 100 points for the fun. β
"When you sing, I give zero points for feelings and 100 points for skills."
Liu Yiling: "So it adds up to 50 points? β
Chen Feng asked rhetorically: "What do you think?" β
Liu Yiling looked at her group of poor people, who told you to encounter a neuropathy, this person is just a neurotic, he is still a genius, then you will be cold.
And it's more thorough than the coolness of meeting ordinary geniuses.
"I'll give it 95 points, if I sing my own practice for at least a week before I can sing it, if I go on stage...... Prepare for at least a month. β
An Lan smiled: "I just gambled, and I didn't fully grasp it." β
Next to him, Kim Hyo-hee got up angrily and left the recording.
The agent hurriedly chased after him, and as soon as he caught up with the agent, he received a call from the director, and then hugged Kim Hyo-hee back: "Liquidated damages of 30 million, 30 million, soft sister coins!" It's not a stick coin! β
Kim Hyo-hee's face was ugly: "I came to China to be an idol, how can I be an idol if I am played like this?!" β
The agent hurriedly persuaded: "If they do this, your fans will scold them more crazily, and then spend more money on you, the dispute will spread, and you can make more money!" β
At this time, a small number of people in the audience had seen the previous recording.
Members of the program team at the scene.
and Chen Feng and Liu Yiling both understood a truth.
Don't mess with Han Zhou.
He will pull your sanity to the level of psychosis and then use his vast experience to ravage you wantonly!
At this time, Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin took the stage.
Kim Hyo-hee went and returned.
The program restarted recording.
But when Zhao Qian and Hu Xilin sang, what the audience's ears heard was: "Bah~ah! Hahahahahahahaha β
Some viewers covered their ears, and the sound was still raging in their heads.
He cried.
"Who can give me a pair of ears that haven't heard this song, I'll give five million!"