Chapter 461: With Your Foot
The mountain god waved his hand, motioned for the mandrill to untie the chain and let them go, and said, "Today is the first time to catch you, and if we find out that you are misbehaving and are caught by us in the future, then I am sorry, and you must be sent to the City God Temple to be imprisoned."
Lin Feng's soul entered the marriage room at some point and possessed Liu Xiong's body. He walked out and had become possessed by Lin Feng, and was thanking the mountain gods, mandrills, tree spirits, vine monsters, and water demons on the field in front of the house.
Everyone walked into the wedding room and looked at the round table full of dishes, where is the good food? The dishes were full of half-dead toads, earthworms, centipede and the like. Lin Feng glanced at it and shouted in disgust, hey, you can't eat it.
The mountain god said, "If you possess a person, you are a human being, and of course you can't eat it, but some beings in the spirit world can eat it."
At this moment, in the spirit world, except for the mountain gods, the mandrills, tree spirits, vine monsters, and water demons all rushed to grab those things and stuff them into their mouths and gluttonize with relish.
The next morning, Liujiazhuang was shrouded in a mist that had not yet been dispelled by the sun, which was both peaceful and mysterious. Wan Xuandao, who was wearing a Taoist robe, held a peachwood sword in one hand and a demon suppression talisman in the other, and was led by Wu Ximei to the door of Liu Xiong's wedding room. Wu's father and Wu's mother each held a handful of peach branches with leaves. A number of neighbors stood in front of the scene to watch.
Wan Xuan Dao walked forward in a hurry, suddenly paused, listened to the movement in the house, and then pushed open the door of the hidden wedding room, he saw Lin Feng's possession at a glance, and waved it with a peach wood sword in his hand, and said something in his mouth: Heaven and earth are spiritual, and the Taishang Laojun is here to manifest; Demons and monsters quickly stay away, and return to their original bodies and die; Slash demons and exorcise demons, and the sword is like a rainbow when it comes out of its sheath......
Lin Feng swayed unhurriedly and walked out of the marriage room, pointing at Wan Xuan Dao Chang, where is the stinky Taoist? What are you reading? Is it necessary to chant?
Wan Xuan Dao waved the peachwood sword in his hand and closed his eyes slightly, repeated it twice and stopped reading it, and opened his eyes wide, looking at Lin Feng's possession, but he didn't answer.
Lin Feng looked at Wu Ximei and shouted her name, and then looked at Wu's father and mother and called her parents, and said that I am Lin Feng, and my soul belongs to Liu Xiong's body again.
Wan Xuan Dao Chang lowered his peachwood sword, put the demon suppression talisman into his underwear pocket, and looked at Lin Feng's possession with a strange gaze.
Lin Feng looked at everyone with a happy face, patted his chest and said proudly, I already have a human body, one is not a demon, the second is not a demon, the third is not a ghost, and the fourth is not a monster, you don't need to drive it away, the peach wood sword, the demon suppression talisman, and the peach tree branch will not work for me.
Father Wu blinked his eyes and asked suspiciously, didn't you say that you were Wang Sisi?
Lin Feng replied calmly, Wang Sisi's soul has been driven away by me, what can a female ghost do? Now my soul is back in place.
Wu Ximei snorted lightly, raised her face and looked at Lin Feng's possession, I still don't believe it, I ask you three questions, and if you can answer them, I will believe you. Mother Wu waved the peach tree branches and leaves in her hand, yes, you answered the three questions she asked correctly, so she believed you, and we also believed you.
Wan Xuan Dao Chang retreated to the front of the house, still staring at him with strange eyes.
Lin Feng pointed to his head and said, I didn't wear a wig. Then he pointed to his face and said, "I don't have any fat powder." Then he pointed to his eyebrows and said, I don't have a thrush, you still don't believe that I am Lin Feng?
Wu Ximei repeated that sentence again, you have to answer me three questions before I believe it.
Lin Feng met her gaze with a smile and said, Say it! Ximei, my love.
Wu Ximei raised her voice and asked, the first question, how old am I this year? Lin Feng replied, you just turned 23 today. Wu Ximei asked again, where is my mother's house? Lin Feng replied again, your mother's house is also my mother-in-law's house, at No. 4 South Street, the old town of Dongwu County.
Wu Ximei asked again, what was the name of the previous principal of our school? Lin Feng replied again, his name is Xu Cungui, and he is my sworn enemy.
Wu Ximei smiled, kept nodding, looked at Liu's father and Liu's mother, and said, Dad, Mom, he answered correctly. turned his gaze to Wan Xuan Dao Chang, Wan Dao Chang, there is no need to exorcise evil spirits, let you run away in vain. She still took out the money and approached Wan Xuan Dao Chief, handed it to him and said, "A little tip for doing things is still for you."
Daoist Wan Xuan took the money and said happily, your family has restored peace, and it can be regarded as a good fortune, even if I come here to congratulate you! Didn't come in vain. Then he brushed his sleeves and left.
At this moment, Lin Feng bowed to Liu's father and Liu's mother, saying thank you for caring about me. Then he took Wu Ximei's hand and returned to the wedding room.
Wu Ximei looked at him and asked, when did your soul return to Liu Xiong's body? Lin Feng possessed the body and said, it was last night. Wu Ximei said, why don't you dream of bringing me good news? Lin Feng said in embarrassment, I have a dream to you, my soul has to leave Liu Xiong's body, as soon as I left last time, I was taken advantage of by Wang Sisi's lonely soul and wild ghost, and seized Liu Xiong's body, making it Wang Sisi's possession, so that I had nowhere to live for more than a month, I couldn't return home, wandering around, how pitiful! I want to learn a lesson, where do I dare to casually leave my hard-won Liu Xiong's body?
Wu Ximei raised her face, looked at him with amorous eyes and said, I have only been married to you for eight or nine years, you must cherish it! Lin Feng nodded with his body, hugged her body tightly, and walked around the house a few times. Wu Ximei giggled.
A few days later, Lin Feng came to the shore of the lake in the mountains to bow left and right, and then opened a bag he brought, took out the yellow paper, the straw paper with the copper coin seal and the modern color printing money marked with tens of trillions of hundreds of millions of dollars and lit them one by one, and then lit the incense candles, he bowed a few more times, turned around and left. After walking a few steps, I somehow fell and the person fainted. Lin Feng's soul floated out of the possession and saw the mandrill glaring at him.
Mandrill gestured and said frankly, I tripped you when you fell just now. Lin Feng's soul said, I didn't break my promise, in order to thank you, I came to the mountain lake to cast the dark money and burn incense to make offerings, why did you trip me? My body was borrowed from Liu Xiong, and it was broken, and after a few years, he returned from Yin Cao to Yang, and his soul returned to his place, and if he found that his body was injured and did not recover, he would come to me to roff.
Shan Xiao roared, fuck you, I didn't hurt your body, and Liu Xiong's body is not made of tofu scum and fart, can it be so careless? Lin Feng's soul was speechless, only to see a gust of wind blowing, blowing all the ashes he had just lit all over the sky.
The mandrill then said calmly, "Do you know why I tripped over you?" I was dizzy. Lin Feng's soul asked, Qi what?
The reason is that when you turned into these dark money, you did not explain who the dark money was for, so as soon as you burned it, all the lonely souls and wild ghosts came to rob it, and the tree spirits, vine monsters, and water demons were doing something outside, and they didn't know that you had turned into dark money, and you didn't call me, nor did you call them to pick up the money, and they didn't get notice, so they didn't come.
You see, there was a gust of wind just now, and most of these dark money were swept away by the wind god, and it was only considered to be a charity to the wind god, do you say that I am angry or not?
Where did Lin Feng's soul know this? He said with sin, then I can only compensate you and the tree spirits, vine monsters, and water demons next time by turning some more money into the dead, and I will incinerate the money in your name, okay?
The mandrill said, it doesn't matter if you call us by name or not, the right thing to do is to fill each of the four of us with a bag of dark money and write their names separately, and then incinerate them, and the other lonely souls, wild ghosts and wind gods will not dare to rob (this dark money), if we do, we can go to the underworld to sue them.