Chapter 2: Little Sister Susan
Superintendent Cao just wanted to find a place for Partridge Cai Wang Bao, Rhino Skin Li Tight, Dashengdi Wu Yaqiu, Curly Hair Su Ji, and Vaselin Wei Zhenbang, and threw them out as undercover agents to collect evidence of Chen Chao's counterfeit banknotes.
Unexpectedly, these five guys were quite attentive, and they didn't get close to Chen Chao after trying their best in prison.
Chen Chao was sentenced to prison for possessing counterfeit banknotes, and after he came out, of course, he had to have a big night banquet to tell the world.
Five live BMWs got a "Wubao Cleaning Company" on them, and wanted to sneak into Chen Chao's house to make trouble, but of course they found nothing, so they did a cleaning trip to Chen Chao's villa.
The five people who didn't give up still wanted to sneak into Chen Chao's party and wanted to fish in troubled waters.
For the safety of the five people, Liangkun also took great pains to get an invitation card and joined the party.
Walking into Chen Chao's villa with an invitation card, under the introduction of Dongxing Camel, Liangkun met Chen Chao, and after the two sides exchanged pleasantries, they stared at the entrance of the villa from time to time.
After a while, Liangkun saw a puff of black smoke drifting into the villa.
What youkai?
Chen Chao's housekeeper, who was standing at the door to greet him, was also coughing incessantly with black smoke.
Liang Kun took a closer look, and it turned out that it was Partridge Vegetable Wang Bao, Rhino Skin Li Tight, Dashengdi Wu Yaqiu, Curly Hair Su Ji, and Vaseline Wei Zhenbang who smoked fake cigars, and the smoke was dark and heavy, so they were confused and mixed in.
In addition to the five people, there is also a little beauty.
Liangkun stepped forward, pretended not to know, and accosted: "Beauty, please ask Fang's name!" ”
Curly hair immediately rushed up, blocked in front of the little beauty, and pretended not to know it, pushed Liangkun aside, and said loudly: "This gentleman, this is my business card." ”
Then, Curly whispered, "What the hell are you doing?" ”
Liangkun also whispered: "Provide cover for you, or collect your body." ”
Curly said in a low and serious voice, "Don't mess around, this is my little sister, Susan, and you are not allowed to have any illusions. ”
Liangkun whispered: "For the sake of the Empress Ying, you are really filial piety, and you don't even care about your sister's safety." ”
Curly whispered, "I didn't know you were coming." ”
Liangkun whispered: "Find a way to let her go." ”
Curly whispered: "I didn't tell her that we were undercover, she thought I was really dismissed and sentenced, rhino skin, they are all friends I met inside." ”
Liangkun whispered: "Don't act rashly, I'll spend her first." Then, when Chen Chao speaks, attract everyone's attention, and then you start to act. ”
Liangkun pushed away the curly hair and said to Susan: "Miss, it turns out that your name is Susan, and this name represents the lily, which is really a good name for a person." ”
Looking at Liangkun's handsome appearance, Susan was also a little flattered, lowered her head, and said shyly: "Really? ”
Liang Kun said: "Miss Susan, I don't know anyone here, I think, you should be similar. Let's go out and swim in the river and visit the night market together. ”
Susan said happily, "Yes! However, I came with my eldest brother ......"
Liangkun said: "Curly hair?! I've already told him. ”
Liangkun looked at Curly and beckoned.
Curly also waved his hand from afar.
Liangkun took Susan's hand and said, "You see, your eldest brother also told us to hurry up." Let's go! ”
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The most famous of Hong Kong's night markets is the Temple Street Night Market.
At the night market, two old men over the age of 60 are performing arts, wearing robes and coats like costumes, like Liang Kuan in Cantonese fragments, performing martial arts, and selling tonic pills such as strong pills by the way.
The old man stammered as he stammered, "Today...... Now...... Tonight, we ...... Division...... Brother, no...... No...... Not for sale...... Sell...... Sell ......"
The old grandfather's version of Liang Kuan continued, "Sell medicine~!" ”
Although it was just two old grandfathers selling martial arts on the street, Susan still watched it very happily and listened to the opening remarks of Ya Rub Su and Liang Kuan with great interest.
But Susan, who is naturally beautiful, is like a delicate flower, and wherever she goes, there will be wild bees, butterflies, flies, mosquitoes and the like, which will affect everyone's mood when watching the performance.
"Why didn't you see Pork Rong and his junior sister?" A diminutive man standing beside everyone saw Susan's eyes light up. While pretending to watch the performance of the two old men in the audience, he said some gossip such as comments, and at the same time squeezed in the direction of Susan with his arms, wanting to take advantage of the opportunity to eat tofu.
Liangkun saw the short man's dirty thoughts at a glance, and quietly switched places between himself and Susan. Then the man squeezed over, staring at the performance in the field, rubbing and rubbing on Liangkun one by one~!
After rubbing it a few times, the man who didn't feel quite right looked back and saw Liangkun's fist getting bigger and bigger, which was hit in the eye by an electric cannon from Liangkun.
Liangkun scolded evilly: "Hit the street, I want to go to Bolan Street!" ”
drove away the short and dirty man, and Liangkun accompanied Susan to continue to watch the two old men sell martial arts.
"Okay, uncles and brothers, it's rude to gossip."
Liang Kuan and the two of them, after introducing the various effects of the strong pill to the onlookers, put on a posture, took a step, and began to practice one move at a time, one by one.
Liang Kuan was playing a routine slowly in the field, and Ya Chasu also cooperated with the back to press the audio switch, and a classic soundtrack of the "Huang Feihong" series "General Order" sounded at the right time, and the majestic music immediately attracted more onlookers.
A short, stout man, too, was drawn over and squeezed into the front row of the crowd, standing right in front of Curly.
"Cut, I thought it was! You can see these things, and you can see Cantonese fragments! As soon as the short man saw the situation in the field, he immediately began to taunt loudly, "Kind to you~ Don't play any more, you don't have any strength at all, it's the same as an old man peeing!" ”
Although Liang Kuan in the field heard these mocking words, his face remained unchanged, and he was still playing the routine moves of Hong Quan one by one.
Susan couldn't stand it anymore.
Liang Kuan is a lot older with his teeth, and he also came out to the night market to sell medicine on the streets, not for life, just three meals a day. You are an onlooker, you don't have a money field, you don't have any morality, you don't know how to respect the elderly at all, and you ridicule on the sidelines.
Liang Kun moved behind this short man who did not accumulate virtue, bent the knuckles of his right fist, sighed on the fist, aimed at the back of the head of the man in front of him, and knocked it down without hesitation.
"Knock~!" There was a crunch sound.
"Oops~!" The beaten man also covered his head and screamed in pain, shrunk his neck and rubbed his head a few times, and turned around to see who attacked him.
After turning around, Liangkun saw the whole picture of this man.
Although the man was short, a head shorter than curly, he was very muscular. The strong chest muscles supported the white T-shirt on the man's chest, so that several people in front of him could clearly see a few big red characters printed on the T-shirt-
"Guoshu fitness class, Zhao Zhijing."
Looking down further, a pair of white shorts, white and red, revealing the color of the red panties inside. Very spicy eyes!
Speaking of the Zhao Zhijing Zhao Master in front of him, it is the famous "True Huang Feihong Descendant". He learned kung fu from his father, Zhao Jiao, and Zhao Jiao's master was Huang Feihong's eldest apprentice, Pork Rong Lin Shirong. One hand of the Hongjia iron fist, which makes the furnace perfect, superb, and completely worthy of the prestige of "Huang Feihong's heir".
Just now, he commented on the Liang Kuan Hong Fist in the field, which belongs to the genuine heirs, and the irony and piracy imitation is not like it. Although it is a bit disrespectful to the elderly, it is natural, reasonable and legal, and there is nothing wrong with it.
So Liangkun, who felt a little bit of a loss, decided to make a joke with Zhao Zhijing, otherwise he would have to be beaten, pointing to Zhao Zhijing's nose and saying, "Old Tan, I didn't expect to meet you here!" ”
Zhao Zhijing opened his shirt, revealing the big red characters printed on his T-shirt, gritted his teeth, and said: "Look clearly, I am Zhao Zhijing Master Zhao, not an old Tan!" ”
Liangkun hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, Master Zhao, it's me who is clumsy and recognizes the wrong person." ”