Chapter 32 Han Zhou's Diary of a Doctor
Yanjing.
"Is this the way to Sony Tower?"
Looking at the gradually increasing number of cars on the road and the degree of congestion, Han Zhou had this doubt.
Today, An Lan's father, Sony's vice chairman and president, and the actual controller Liu Jianxi, came to pick up Han Zhou in person, and there was not even a driver, but Liu Jianxi drove it himself.
Liu Jianxi: "It's the way to the Sixth Hospital of Yan University." β
Han Zhou: "......"
After staying in Yanjing for a while, Han Zhou certainly knew that the Sixth Hospital of Yanda was dedicated to seeing psychiatric patients.
Liu Jianxi: "An Antuo, I'll find you a doctor, I found the most authoritative doctor Liu Jianhong in this field in China to show you......"
"Uncle, Liu Jianhong is your relative, right?" Han Zhou asked.
Liu Jianxi, who was driving, was silent: "......"
"Coincidentally, the name is just like that, not a relative."
When he arrived at the hospital, Liu Jianxi asked Han Zhou to wait outside the department and go to find someone by himself.
Originally, I came here to prepare for the finals, but An Lan had a task today to shoot a personal promotional video or something, so Liu Jianxi took Han Zhou to see the doctor first.
Han Zhou asked Wang Xiya to find a brain expert to show him, Wang Xiya felt that Han Zhou was fine, and it was just a talent to enter the drama in seconds, although there are not many people in the entertainment industry, but there will be no none.
Besides, it's not a brain business.
And An Lan felt that finding a doctor to see it wouldn't affect anything, so she asked her father to help find a psychiatrist.
While waiting in the waiting area, Han Zhou had nothing to do.
I looked around boredly and saw a beautiful girl, at the door of a ward, waving to me.
Han Zhou looked left and right, made sure that there was no one behind him, and then pointed to himself: "Me? β
The beautiful girl nodded: "Come here!" β
Han Zhou is happy: Have you met a beautiful fan? Want to sign? For the first time!!
So he got up and walked over.
Halfway through, Han Zhou was pulled away: "Don't go, there is fraud!" β
Han Zhou, when he turned around, saw a plainly dressed teenager, and immediately wondered: "Huh? β
The young man pulled Han Zhou to the side: "That's my cousin, she's a psychopath, she will beat you in the past." β
Han Zhou: "??? β
Looking at Han Zhou's doubts, the young man was very eager to share: "My cousin, I used to fall in love with a spiritual guy. β
"And then they break up, and people are stupid."
Han Zhou nodded: "Uh-huh, and then what?" β
Teenager: "And then she was locked up in the house, and she liked to be at the window, waving to people outside, letting people pass. β
Han Zhou pointed in the direction of the beautiful girl: "Just like that?" β
The boy nodded vigorously: "Yes, yes, that's it." β
"At first, no one in the village paid attention to her, until one day, a college student who had just returned to the village saw her beckoning and passed."
"And then?"
"Then my cousin slapped him in the face and swollen him."
Han Zhou: "......"
Boy: "Then, the college student of the dog day took a hundred yuan and walked around the village, and as he walked, he said that he would pick up a hundred yuan for nothing. β
"When someone asked him, he said that it was given by the mentally ill girl in the east of the village."
Han Zhou: "??? β
There are bad people in the crowd!!
The boy: "Then, the people who knew went to walk around their doors, and she beckoned, and they passed, and they were beaten." β
"As a result, the person who was beaten was the college student, and he also took a hundred yuan to walk around the village......"
"Cough, cough, cough, cough......" Han Zhou held back a smile: "Mmmm, why did you come to Yanjing for inspection?" β
Boy: "Then after everyone in the village was beaten, they all wanted to fool other people to be beaten, and every year during the festival, people who didn't know went back to the village to be beaten. β
"Last time, an old bachelor in the village finally begged his daughter-in-law, but the new daughter-in-law was greeted by my cousin, and she was almost beaten away, so the old bachelor ran to the village chief to make trouble."
"Later, the village chief gathered everyone, scraped together, and the family contributed a little money, and then sent my sister to Yanjing to see a doctor."
"You must not go over, if you are beaten, you will be beaten in vain, the college student said, you can't fight back when you are beaten by mental illness, and if you fight back, you will break the law, and you can only be beaten in vain."
Han Zhou smiled: "Little friend, do you know that I am also mentally ill?" β
It took the boy only a thousandth of a second to complete the turn, and then the girl ran.
This turning speed, if you send it to a sports school to play football, it will definitely be a seedling of a world-historical central defender!
is very mentally ill, I think he has a deep understanding, and it is estimated that he has been beaten by his cousin.
It is estimated that when he was beaten, the teenager thought that he was in the wrong posture, so he didn't get a hundred yuan and got a slap in the face, and after a few more attempts, he knew that the college student was not a good thingβ. β
After such an episode, Han Zhou's spirit tensed.
Just kidding, this is the Sixth Hospital of Yan University, and there may be several abnormal humans within the eye of the eye.
If you don't want to be beaten, then don't you be vigilant?
This girl looks pretty and is actually mentally ill and beating.
What if someone has extreme violent tendencies? It's too dangerous!
After a while, Han Zhou felt someone pat him on the shoulder, and jumped up subconsciously: Convex (θΉθΉθΉ)~ I don't make trouble, I don't mess with me!
Which psychopath found me? What to do?
Scare him first!
"Hey!"
"Ahh!!h
"Eat Me in the Palm"
Han Zhou jumped up with his teeth and claws, turned around in the air, made an Emei boxing frame, and stood firm on the ground, and saw Liu Jianxi with an old man in a white coat in front of him.
Liu Jianxi smiled awkwardly: "Director Liu, is there still a need for testing?" β
Looking at Han Zhou, Director Liu pondered: "...... Come...... It's all here, let's test it. β
β¦β¦
In the office, Han Zhou sat there, and Liu Jianhong sat and prepared.
Liu Jianxi: "Just by asking questions, can you detect whether it is schizophrenia?" β
Liu Jianhong's eyes were very meaningful: "Don't worry, there are standard questions in the world that can measure whether it is schizophrenia or not." β
"Pretending to be schizophrenia and true schizophrenia are different and can be judged."
"Is this the afterlife of your family? So concerned. β
Liu Jianxi was silent for a moment before he spoke: "My daughter likes him, although my daughter didn't say it, but I can feel it, so I ......"
Liu Jianhong: "I understand, I'll test it carefully." β
Soon, Director Liu was ready, and Liu Jianxi watched from the sidelines.
Han Zhou sat opposite Director Liu.
Director Liu took out an answer sheet: "What is written on this?" β
"Elephants." If you don't answer correctly, you're illiterate, not mentally ill.
"This?"
"Trains."
"Apples."
"Snakes."
"Stream."
Director Liu: "Thirty-one plus fifty-two equals?" β
Han Zhou replied in seconds: "Eighty-three." β
Director Liu: "Seventy-five minus twenty-three equals?" β
"Fifty-two!"
Director Liu: "Okay, I just showed you five cards, what are they written on?" β
"Elephants, trains, apples, snakes, streams."
Liu Jianxi: "How is it?" β
Director Liu: "My memory is very good, and my logical ability is fine, which means that there is no lesion in the brain, and sometimes normal people may not be able to remember all the cards." β
"However, in the field of psychopathology, good memory and logical ability do not mean that there are no mental diseases, and some patients have far better memory than ordinary people, so good that ordinary people envy them."
Han Zhou: "That's right! That's what I am! β
Director Liu looked at Han Zhou with a smile: "Then before you came in, the electronic screen outside the door showed the names of some patients to be treated, do you remember please?" β
Han Zhou: "Zhao Tiezhu, Wang Xiaofen, Xie Ya, Zhou Mengmeng, Li Dabing, Zhao Qiangqiang, Abrapol Bokoskir......"
Liu Jianxi: "......"
Director Liu glanced at the list displayed on his computer and continued to smile: "Okay, now I want to ask you a few questions, you have to tell me according to your true thoughts, you can't hide it." β
"It's very important to judge the condition."
Han Zhou nodded seriously.
Director Liu: "Please elaborate on what supercars and tornadoes have in common. β
"Tell me what you think."
"Generally speaking, normal people can't answer this kind of question, but schizophrenia and genius can easily answer it."
Han Zhou was serious: "First of all, the supercar and the tornado are very loud and noisy. β
"Then the motion of both is to include both rotational motion around a point and overall translation along a line."
"Both are movements driven by the flow of heat."
"When moving, there is a logically fixed air flow on the periphery."
"The people they hit were miserable."
Liu Jianxi: "Is this a problem or is it okay?" β
Director Liu: "Generally speaking, it is difficult for patients with schizophrenia to have an objective evaluation of objective things, and the answers will be relatively illogical. β
"Han Zhou's answer is basically fine, except for the last answer."
"But this alone does not determine that it is schizophrenia, but more like a genius with super logical thinking ability."
Han Zhou was worried: "Is there still a problem?" β
Director Liu: "Okay, the second question, what do electric kettles and steamboats have in common?" β
Han Zhou replied in seconds: "It's all containers." β
"The main body is made of metal."
"It's all going to make a 'woo' sound."
"They can all be sold for money."
Director Liu: "......"
"The third question, what do shoes and pencils have in common?"
Han Zhou was serious: "Shoes and pencils are containers, but they are not containers. β
"Both shoes and pencils use friction to do their job."
"Shoes and pencils can stain things."
After speaking, Han Zhou looked at Director Liu seriously, with a look of anticipation.
Director Liu: "Well, preliminary, there is a judgment, you take a rest first." β
After speaking, Director Liu got up and went to the side with Liu Jianxi.
Liu Jianxi: "This brain is very powerful, I thought of the answer in seconds, and if I think about it carefully, it's all right!" β
Director Liu Jianhong sighed: "The problem is to think of the answer in seconds." β
"In fact, these three questions are similar to the mental test of the Turing test, and the indicators and logic of the assessment have nothing to do with thinking at all."
"It's not that normal people can't answer, and it's not that if they do, they're geniuses or mentally ill."
"The key is whether there is a thought process."
"Using these questions to determine whether a patient is mentally ill, normal people will give their own answers after thinking, but they are almost unreliable answers, while mentally ill patients will answer the answers in seconds, and geniuses may give very logical and correct answers after thinking."
Liu Jianxi: "But his answer is correct, shouldn't the mentally ill answer an illogical answer?" β
Director Liu: "His answer is correct, which means that he is a genius." β
"Without thinking, he gave a direct answer, indicating that he had a mental problem."
"Geniuses and madmen do not conflict, although there are not many geniuses in mental hospitals, there are also many of them."
Liu Jianxi: "What do you mean ......?"
Director Liu: "His problem is not a physiological problem, if it is a physiological problem, it cannot be overcome, and it is impossible to have a perfect harmonious logic." β
"This is a typical mental illness, but it is not serious, just a little tendency."
"However, this kind of problem does not seem to be harmful to him and society, but it will make his behavior more strange, and my advice is not to heal."
"Because once he starts using drugs and suppressing his thinking, it may be counterproductive."
"To put it simply, he can be regarded as a super genius, or he can be regarded as a genius with a brain circuit that is different from ordinary people, medically he is considered a disease, and sociologically he is considered a normal person."
Director Liu didn't expect that in fact, the situation was the third one.
Because Han Zhou had read these three questions in his previous life, knew what the answer was, and remembered the answer in his head, and the moment he heard the question, his brain reacted and extracted the memory.
Without thinking, you can get the answer to your question.
The car is on the way, and it's really going to Sony Music.
Han Zhou asked about his situation.
Liu Jianxi: "Director Liu said that you have a genius brain, but your thinking is different from ordinary people, and you don't need to take medicine or see a doctor." β
Han Zhou: "Is this doctor really authoritative?" Do you want to find another Kangkang? β
"I think I'm having a problem!"
Liu Jianxi: "Then why don't you go to a madhouse for a few years?" β
"I think...... There's no need for that! Han Zhou was in good spirits: "I suddenly feel that I am better again, hey!" β