"I was wrong, I was wrong~" Han Zhou put his hands together, put his ten fingers together, against his forehead, his bangs hung down his fingertips, and he sincerely closed his eyes and begged for mercy.

Director Ma, the director of the zombie film crew, had a dark face, angry in winter, and white smoke floating above his head.

This is in the martial arts fairy, at least it has to be a madman.

The drama is assessing the actor's injuries.

"Well, can this continue?"

The doctor looked at it: "It feels...... No problem, fortunately the rolling pin is not a baseball bat, and the rubber pipe is used instead of steel. ”

The male makeup teacher who looked a little bewitching: "Why so serious? ”

This voice made people, including Han Zhou, goosebumps fall to the ground.

Han Zhou was stunned for a moment, why so serious? A special stage? What special stage?

The next moment, Han Zhou realized that what this bewitching teacher said was 'why be so serious'.

Does that mean it's okay?

The drama manager smiled: "Do you mean you can continue?" ”

Enchanting teacher: "Fortunately, many zombie actors have silicone pasted on their bodies in order to make a body shape effect, otherwise they will definitely have to hurt a few." ”

"As for the actor who was hit and didn't stick to the silicone place...... Anyway, zombie makeup will also draw bruises on injuries, so it doesn't matter. ”

"It is recommended to give them red envelopes to make amends."

Han Zhou was very sincere: "I'm sorry I was wrong, I really didn't know that filming was going on here." ”

This place is a newly renovated community in Hengdian, and the current occupancy rate is not high.

So this zombie film crew chose this place as one of the shooting scenes.

With the consent of the Owners' Committee, a mass notice was issued to the owners.

But Han Zhou is a tenant, and he has just rented a house, so he is not in the group.

Yesterday, when the crew set up the set, a large public notice board was erected at the entrance of the community, informing the community that temporary filming was about to take place, and informing the time.

But when Han Zhou came back last night, it was too late, it was dark, and he didn't see the public notice board clearly.

And the filming team of this crew is all on the east side, and when you look at Han Zhou's apartment window, you just can't see the zombie actors who can only see the teeth and claws of the filming team.

After Han Zhou explained, the crew also made difficulties.

It stands to reason that large-scale zombies on the street are generally not misunderstood. Because everyone knows that this is filming, please this is Hengdian!

However, it seems that this kind of thing is not surprising.

After all, that's what the protagonists of zombie movies do......

Moreover, the director recognized Han Zhou and knew that Han Zhou was a person in the circle, and he saw the news of yesterday's press conference.

"If you pay for it...... We have insurance. Director: "However, you have to play a role with us, and when you make amends, I will give red envelopes to the injured actors, and you don't have to pay for it." ”

Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "But I'm going to enter the set today, and I'm very tight on time." ”

Director: "It's a matter of a moment. ”

"You played a handsome guy who saved the scene, but as soon as you pretended to be forced, you were immediately bitten by zombies."

Han Zhou: "Then I ask the female zombie to bite!" ”

Director: "......"

Han Zhou: "Young, beautiful! ”

Director: "Okay...... ......."

Ma Dao's heart: LSP.

Han Zhou's heart: was touched by the actor's mouth? Hehe, I choose to go backwards.

Bullshit dedicates himself to art, dedication can be, I have to choose the object!

"You're also lucky, we're almost finished filming, the crew is about to disband, and the scenes are all finished."

"If I had just started filming, I would have to pay more than 100,000 yuan for lost work if I had just started filming, and I would have to pay more than 100,000 yuan for lost work."

Han Zhou smiled awkwardly: "I'm sorry, I'm stupid!" ”

At this time, Ye Manyi dressed neatly and went downstairs, wearing a scarf and hat, and walked through the planned area next to him that would not be a goof.

glanced at Han Zhou.

Han Zhou waved his hand: "You go to the set first, I'll delay for two hours at most!" ”

The director looked over and saw a slender figure in a winter coat: "That's ......"

"Oh, my ...... Assistant, let her go to the set to arrange things first. ”

Soon, the bewitching teacher put on makeup for Han Zhou.

Han Zhou: "Teacher, after you finished filming today, are you going to quit the crew?" ”

"Of course." The enchanting teacher smiled: "The foundation is really good, you can be very handsome if you draw a random picture." ”

Han Zhou: "Make my painting a little more masculine and angular a little bit. ”

"It's already masculine." The enchanting teacher cocked her orchid fingers, put her hand on Han Zhou's left shoulder, and looked at the mirror: "Look, it's very masculine in itself!" ”

Han Zhou looked left and right in the mirror: "That's a little old." ”

"OK." The voluptuous teacher smiled and began to put on makeup.

The bewitching teacher only made a few strokes and added a little shadow line, which made Han Zhou's face feel a little vicissitudes.

And I can't see that it's makeup, it's very natural.

is worthy of being a director in a zombie drama crew, and the level is good.

The role that Han Zhou wants to shoot is actually not difficult.

The first is that the survival group besieged by zombies is blocked here.

A large number of zombies gathered around.

At this time, Han Zhou appeared on the stage, Han Zhou made a cameo in this role, and as soon as he appeared, he swept a zombie with a homemade firearm, and then chopped a zombie with a knife.

Then he turned around and pretended to be forced to the protagonist's group and asked them to follow.

And the protagonist group was just happy for two seconds, and then looked behind Han Zhou in horror.

Han Zhou turned around and was hugged by a female zombie and gnawed by his throat.

Then a large number of zombies surrounded him.

And then it's over.

On the whole, it is good to add a cameo role to the finished film, no matter what the plot is.

The director has also heard of Han Zhou's prestige, and knows that although Han Zhou is mentally ill, his acting skills are good, and this clip can be filmed without much effort.

There is also a little bit of funny factor, which can be regarded as an adjustment to the tense rhythm of zombie movies.

just cried that the actor's role in the original adjustment link had to be removed.

It's all too common in the filmmaking industry, though.

Sometimes, the cameos of A-list stars may not be edited in the end, let alone small roles with a salary of 1,000 yuan.

"Finished!"

The role of Han Zhou was played for half an hour, with a total of three shots, and each shot was guaranteed once, that is, after shooting six shots, it was over.

Han Zhou smiled and went to the place where the field staff were staying, and found the bewitching teacher: "Enchanting teacher, there is a job, five days, are you interested." ”

The enchanting teacher Orchid pointed out: "People's surname is Mao, called Mao Luanbu, you can call me Uncle Mao, Aunt Mao is okay, hehe." ”

Han Zhou did not answer, but continued to invite: "However, I will not be able to pay my salary until next month." ”

The bewitching teacher thought for a moment: "Just the last five days? OK, you can pick it up. ”

Han Zhou laughed: "Okay, I'll pull you to the set." ”

At this time, Director Ma, the director of this "Zombie Rampant", came over.

The director came over and smiled: "Han Zhou, I know that you write songs well, and the soundtrack of my film is being done by Nanlin Studio, but I don't think the interludes and theme songs they wrote are not interesting enough, and I want Chinese-style songs, can you write the right ones?" ”

Han Zhou came to the spirit.

Selling songs, right?

I have so many songs from the underworld here that I don't know how to use them!

"Interlude, theme song? No problem, can write, you wait. ”

Han Zhou borrowed pen and paper from the field office and began to write.

Director Ma immediately waved his hand: "Come on, get a song contract!" ”

Director Ma thought about it, whether Han Zhou wrote it well or not, he wanted this song himself.

Because he has watched "Mr. Hello Tree" and knows that the three major companies are pushing "Mr. Hello Tree".

Although this is not a commercial film, it will not be long before Han Zhou's fame will definitely grow further.

And his own "Zombies Rampant" uses Han Zhou's song, which can also carry out a wave of publicity.

It is cost-effective to spend money on a wave of propaganda.

Soon, Han Zhou wrote two songs.

Just looking at the melody and the words, it doesn't seem like you can see anything.

However, Han Zhou then began to write arrangements on it.

Ma Dao directly tactical back!

I've seen lyricists write lyrics quickly, and I've seen composers write songs quickly.

It's not for nothing that a songwriter writes a song on the spot.

The ones who write it fast are all big bulls!

But...... How can there be immortals who write songs on the spot and then write arrangements on the spot?

You're going too far!!

And Han Zhou wrote these two songs, one is called "Playing Monkey" and the other is called "Happy".

"Joy" uses the soil version, the most underworld singing and arranging version.

And "Monkey Play" is the rock of second-hand roses.

Second-hand roses can be said to fill the gap in the funeral industry in the previous life without rock songs.

In this life, this job is in the hands of Han Zhou.

High EQ: No way, standing on the shoulders of the godmother of rock and roll, doing this is Han Zhou's business.

Low EQ: It's too profitable, it's too fragrant!

However, this "Monkey Play" is very fierce, and the part of the suona performance is used by almost every UP master who cuts short videos of ghost films and zombie films to make BGM.

There are even many people who have made the suona version of "Playing Monkeys", which is used to edit short videos.

This part is similar to the Buddha light of A Chinese Ghost Story BGM "Dao Dao Dao", as well as the black mountain old demon Hundred Ghosts Night Walk.

And the suona version of "Monkey Play" is even more imposing.

So much so that after watching a video, many people thought that the original version of the Hundred Ghosts Night Walk or the ghost picked up relatives was used by this paragraph.

But the song "Playing Monkeys", just like the title of his song, is playing monkeys.

Just listening to the suona version, I thought it was some fierce underworld thing, a majestic underworld thing, just listening to it, you feel that the yin soldiers borrowed the way, and they went to pick up their relatives, a group of demons and monsters, carrying a sedan chair and jumping while floating.

[Yin soldiers borrow the way, and the little yang people avoid]

But, at all, it is magnificent.

And listening to the complete song, I feel that the underworld is the underworld, but it is very interesting.

Many of the songs of second-hand roses are in this style, which is deliberately very distorted and contrasting, forming a psychotic style.

Han Zhou felt that if Director Ma really used this music, there was a chance that he would not use the whole song, but would only use suona to play that part.

However, Han Zhou still has to write the whole song.

Because there is no such thing as a piece of music being sold again later.

Ma Dao is musically literate and can read music.

But after Director Ma got the manuscript, he felt that he was reading to the stomach of a dog when he took music lessons.

I can understand every note, and when I put it together, I can't construct the song in my head.

What is this?

Can a normal person write such a thing?

Han Zhou was still a little sorry after writing it.

I'm sorry, but 'Left Hand Right Hand One Slow Motion Right Hand Left Hand Slow Motion Replay' actually came to this world in this form, and if the price is low, I will definitely not send you out.

Ma Dao: "Wait a minute, I'll find a professional to estimate the price." ”

Soon Director Ma went to send a micro-message.

After waiting for about ten minutes, a one-minute voice message came from Ma Dao's WeChat.

After clicking on it, it is the roar of suona.

In an instant, Ma Dao was shocked.

In front of Ma Dao's eyes, there was a team of ghost cars, and they floated past.

The point is, this ghost car is still a little festive, how do you look like a kissing team!

After listening to it, Ma Dao shuddered for a moment.

His face was flushed, and he couldn't wait to get on his back and plow the two miles of land immediately!

The other party sent a new message: "The song is very strangely written, but the quality is super high, it's too underworld." ”

"The interlude in this song is interesting, we are not proficient yet, and when we finish practicing and recording a version, it should be very shocking."

Ma Dao replied: "I asked him to write a little bit about the underworld." ”

"How much is the right amount for these two songs?"

The other party: "If you are a newcomer, 30,000 songs, give the newcomer the highest price." ”

"If you are a well-known creator, 200,000 songs, plus 5% of the songs."

Director Ma: "No, what I want is not the copyright of singing, what I want is the copyright of film and television use." ”

The other party: "To touch the porcelain or not to touch the porcelain." ”

Ma Dao: "Touch!" The other party is a young man who is very popular now, good at writing songs, and doing well in film and television. bumped into it, the marketing point fell from the sky, this thing is all fantasy, anyway, it will definitely be on the hot search. ”

The other party: "One million songs, or a total of one million, plus one percent of the movie's revenue." ”

Director Ma thought for a while: "Han Zhou, one million plus one percent of the movie revenue, I want the film and television use rights of these two songs, but you will cooperate with me to promote the movie at that time." ”

Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "Okay...... That's okay, but I asked Chen Feng to sing "Monkey Play". ”

Ma Dao: "No problem! ”

When Han Zhou signed the contract and left, Director Ma didn't even notice that Han Zhou dug a corner and poached his makeup artist away from the crew.

is still excited: "Change the script and change the script, this BGM, there must be a ghost kiss!" ”

The assistant director reminded: "We are zombie movies, not ghost movies." ”

Ma Dao: "Zombies are not allowed to fall in love?" Give the zombie king a little wisdom, let him show a little love, and then greet the female zombie, and use this BGM when the time comes. ”

"Lao Tzu watched the Yankees before and there was such a similar paragraph in "The Living Dead", he used it in the United States, and Lao Tzu also used it!

At this time, Han Zhou took the bewitching teacher to take a taxi and went straight to the outskirts of Hengdian.

Zhang Jiuquan came to rent an exclusive courtyard.

The filming of "This Man is from Earth" has officially begun!

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