On New Year's Day, Han Zhou, Chen Xiaoyong, and Zhang Jiuquan fell asleep in the office.

When I sleep, I don't know that the sky is daylight.

In the past few days, Han Zhou edited "This Man is from the Earth", and Chen Xiaoyong and Zhang Jiuquan started to work.

In Han Zhou's words, it took less than 30,000 yuan to make a movie, how could it cost 200,000 yuan for an editor to edit this movie? Isn't it a loss of death?

And among the 30,000, at least 15,000 were paid by Zheng Jianjun, which is considered Zheng Changhe...... Zheng Xiaolong's tuition.

borrowed the equipment of Hengdian's official film and television company, and the rent was only 3,000 yuan for two days.

That's a lot of savings!

As for the musical debt, Han Zhou can only say sorry.

When I become popular and make money, one day, I will invite a symphony band to play this pure music, but for now, everyone will listen to it......

Han Zhou rolled over from the single bed, his hair like a chicken nest on his head.

With a blank face, he touched the fire and smoke.

I was going to drink saliva, but I felt a cigarette when I touched it, so I smoked one.

In the quiet office, the smoke rustled.

A wisp of green smoke rises.

"Smack!"

The moment the door was slammed open.

And a "Zheng!" ”

Zhang Jiuquan excitedly pushed open the door and saw Han Zhou draw his sword and raise his sword in one go.

"There are assassins, help!"

"Don't come near me, I'll tell you, I'm so dreaming of killing!"

Zhang Jiuquan was stunned for a moment, and then stepped forward to pull away the unedged sword: "Boss!" Let's go, watch a movie! ”

Han Zhou, who had a messy chicken nest hairstyle, was smoking a cigarette, and the smoke was so smoky that he couldn't open his right eye.

One eye turned his head and aimed at the scabbard several times before poking the sword back: "What kind of movie are you watching at noon?" ”

Zhang Jiuquan was dumbfounded: "It's five o'clock!" Five o'clock in the afternoon! ”

"Boss, you better find an assistant, didn't the actor named Wei Yang last year just die suddenly in his sleep, I think you need someone to check whether you are still alive at a fixed time."

Han Zhou turned over and put on his clothes, and shook the cigarette ash into the disposable cup: "It's five o'clock, how did you solve it for lunch?" ”

Zhang Jiuquan: "Of course it is...... Didn't eat it. ”

Han Zhou got up, put on his slippers, and zipped up his clothes: "Wait for me to go to the toilet, and when I come out, I'll go to eat." ”

"Two?"

"The second brother is watching a film."

Han Zhou washed up in the company toilet before walking out.

Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong are ready to go.

The three of them went downstairs and ate a set of meals in Shaxian County.

When they came out, the three men lit a cigarette on the side of the road.

Zhang Jiuquan: "Watch "Hello Mr. Tree". ”

"No, no." Han Zhou took a cigarette in his mouth: "I'm about to vomit when I watch it." ”

I watched every shot when I was shooting, checked the lens library and watched it again, watched it again when editing, and watched it three times with Wang Xiya after editing.

No matter how good the acting is, I can't stand watching it so many times in a short period of time!

Besides, Han Zhou is not a narcissistic person, and he appreciates his performance at most three times, so he can't be narcissistic.

Chen Xiaoyong: "Let's go, Brother Han, let's take a look and learn how Tianle does film marketing and film format production." ”

"Besides, today is the premiere of "Hello Mr. Tree"."

"And you won't give me any money." Han Zhou: "What does the premiere have to do with me......"

"Forget it, just go."

The three of them got into Han Zhoupo's second-hand van and went all the way to Hengdian Times CBD.

went upstairs, Chen Xiaoyong went to buy drinks, and Zhang Jiuquan went to get tickets.

Han Zhou admired the small poster of himself in the theater.

In the theater, the largest poster or roll-up banner belongs to a Chinese film called "Mechanical Girl".

And the biggest poster on the wall belongs to a Chinese film called "Mars Retrograde".

To put it simply, during the New Year's Day schedule, the rice film will fight each other internally.

In terms of domestic films, there is a feature film called "Sleep Peacefully" and an animated film called "Little Mouse Dora".

Han Zhou stood in front of the poster, turned on his phone, and took a look.

Wang Xiya sent a picture of the statistical scheduling rate.

"Mars Retrograde" has a film scheduling rate of 31%.

"Mechanical Girl" has a screening rate of 23%, and it has the largest poster, probably because they want less box office share than "Mars Retrograde", so theaters are willing to push them.

"Sleep Peacefully" has an 18% film schedule.

"Dora the Little Mouse" has a film schedule rate of 15%.

The combined scheduling rate of these four films is as high as 87%.

And the scheduling rate of "Mr. Hello Tree" is 8%.

In order to free up so much scheduling rate, the scheduling rate of the movies released in the middle of last month was almost all cut.

Han Zhou clicked on the ticket-buying software and wanted to see how the fans scolded him.

After clicking on it, Han Zhou had a question mark in his head.

"It's so cured! I didn't expect Han Zhou to be a director! ”

"An Lanfan doesn't want to speak, watch you perform."

"Woo, I wasn't in a good mood last year, but now after watching this movie, I'm finally happy, this New Year's Day, save unhappy!"

"One sentence to say, Chen Feng and Liu Yiling's cameos are also very joyful, and they are very interesting."

Han Zhou can only say that he forgot that his fans are fun.

These livestock.

What's the difference between it and the college student who tricked those villagers into being beaten by a neurotic girl!

However, the fan score is very high.

Up to nine .six.

Those who entered the cinema on the first day were either fans of An Lan, fans of Chen Feng and Liu Yiling, or fans of Han Zhou.

Fans score, Tu Yile.

But with such a high score, it can at least stabilize at about 9.2 in the end.

People who sell tickets to watch movies score 9.2, and on professional rating websites, the score should be about 8.5.

However, according to the consistent urine of domestic movies with a lower score and foreign movies with a higher score, the final score should be 7.5.

However, Mr. Tree is shooting in the local style, and the local style can be added by 0.5 points.

That's eight points.

Coupled with the fact that Tianle will operate by itself, it is estimated that the final score will be between 8.3 and 8.5.

However, with the publicity of this group of Leziren fans, it is difficult to say whether the future branch will drop!

Han Zhou opened Weibo easily.

My last Weibo was filmed on the set of "This Man is from Earth".

At that time, Han Zhou pulled Ye Manyi and made a small joke.

It was probably Han Zhou who taught Ye Manyi to do it, and then told Ye Manyi that there was a trick called Leg Dong.

In the end, Ye Manyi kicked Han Zhou's face with a 'bang' kick.

Most of the comments under the video at this point are relatively short.

"Yes!"

"Whew, it hurts, I hurt so much! Why didn't you kick a little heavier!! ”

"New friends, don't get me wrong, we are distressed about Han Zhou, Han Zhou's new movie is very funny, go watch it!"

Han Zhou's Leziren fan group is transforming from a huge group of patients to the largest telecom fraud gang in history.

These people are even in the comment area: "Brother Meng, An Lan's super talk and the comment area are a little overwhelmed, hurry up and support!" ”

Han Zhou went to An Lan's Weibo.

An Lan's last Weibo post was to promote "Hello Mr. Tree".

To be precise, it is a video of An Lan participating in the roadshow of "Hello Tree" in Yanjing in the morning.

An Lan sang "Born to Be a Human Being" at the roadshow.

The following An Lan fans: "Woo, cry to death~"

"I don't want to talk right now."

"Downstairs in the theater, I smoked seven cigarettes, and when I turned my head, the battery of the battery car parked behind me was gone, grass!"

"Hahaha, although Goddess An has made a lot of sacrifices in this play, the comedy effect is full, and I highly recommend "Hello Mr. Tree"!"

Obviously, this one was left by Han Zhou's fans.

Soon, An Lan's fans realized something.

Why am I depressed?

Why do I panic in my heart?

"Oops, this "Hello Mr. Tree" is so funny, Han Zhou is really sick...... What a talent! It's too depressing...... Healed, excitedly I keep typing mistakes! ”

"Mr. Tree's kneeling is so funny, I laughed when I saw it."

"The dumb Xiaomei and the fool Brother Shu finally got married, and there is still a bed scene!"

"What? Did Goddess Ann film a bed scene? Grass! Explore and report again! ”

"Let me buy a ticket to Kangkang, and tell you after reading it."

"After reading it, I can say it's so good-looking! Cover your mouth and cry /jpg"

Han Zhou swiped Weibo for a long time, Zhang Jiuquan: "It's opened." ”

The three of them entered the theater together.

Enter the cinema and soon the movie begins.

When the dragon mark ended, accompanied by a very strange sound, the subtitles of Tianle Film and Television appeared.

As soon as the subtitles end, it's an even more eerie picture.

The tree played by Han Zhou squatted on a large tree with no leaves but very dense branches.

Squat sideways.

Hold your head in one hand.

Slowly raise your head.

Slowly, an eye is revealed, as if looking at the viewer through a screen.

When he raised his head again, his eyes seemed to be looking in a distant direction.

The picture went black, and Mr. Tree's three blood-red characters appeared on the screen.

Driven by the camera, a "Sun New Town" real estate publicity vehicle with a loudspeaker drove up, promoting the goodness of Sun New Town.

The car is gone, and the camera is left on the corner of a dilapidated country street that does not look like a car repair shop, and the camera enters with the broken glass window.

Between the sound and light of welding, the camera moves to the tree.

The tree climbed out of the repair pit under the car, not to mention how awkward its body movements were.

"Has the car been repaired?"

The first sentence of Brother Shu's whole drama is casual and unconcerned: "Cut~"

"Let him go......"

Han Zhou didn't want to watch it anymore when he saw this, because every scene didn't need to be watched, it existed in Han Zhou's mind, and it was more real than seeing it with his eyes.

Every detail flashes through my head.

Han Zhou didn't look at it, but Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong watched it with full attention.

Chen Xiaoyong has seen it once, but he didn't read it all last time, so he has to watch it seriously this time.

And Zhang Jiuquan wanted to see what the boss of "This Man is from Earth" filmed in three days, what was done in the first movie.

Time flows slowly.

When Brother Shu knelt down, there was a deathly silence in the movie theater.

The next plots, many people are puzzled.

A small number of people who understand it have already taken a step forward in their emo.

And most of them, as time continues, also emo.

When the movie theater is in the middle distance, there are still many people who wonder how they can't understand it.

In the second half, what can you understand or not, what does this have to do with the plot?

If you understand the psychotic plot, it's wrong.

The plot is incomprehensible, but it's too depressing.

The movie is nearing its end, and the theater is silent.

When the movie ended, many people hurriedly got up and fled the theater.

Someone spread out on the seat.

Someone else: "Grass, a liar on the Mader Internet, Ye is here to have fun, Nima!" ”

The brother next to him: "Hurry up and scold you to death!" ”

The man pulled out his phone: "No, no, no. ”

Then he sent out a movie review: "Oh, it's so joyful, I laughed like a bad pen after watching it~Hahahahaha~Woo, when will I see such a good movie, woo~"

"It's good-looking, it's funny!"

Zhang Jiuquan couldn't calm down for a long time after reading it.

The three of them walked out of the cinema together.

Outside the cinema, there was a miasma of smoke.

When they left the gate, many people took out smoke and fire, lit them, and took a deep breath.

It is estimated that in cinemas across the country, at least today, the workload of the cleaner aunt will be much greater.

Zhang Jiuquan took a deep puff of his cigarette, and then: "Grass!" The person who made this movie is not a thing! ”

Chen Xiaoyong was about to lift the back of his neck, but Zhang Jiuquan continued: "It's God!" ”

Han Zhoulehe: "Let's go, go back." ”

"I've got to make a tune."

Zhang Jiuquan and Chen Xiaoyong became interested: "Is there a song of the "Hello Mr. Tree" magic roadshow tomorrow?" ”

"Is it too late to listen tonight?"

"What kind of song are you going to write?"

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