Chapter Seventy-Four: Han Zhou Gives Lessons to Trainees
I don't know when, Han Zhou fell asleep on the rest bed in Wang Xiya's office.
When Han Zhou woke up again, Wang Xiya had already gone home to sleep and woke up and came to the company again.
was occupied by Han Zhou, and Wang Xiya, who had just merged with the company, went home for a rare night's rest.
The first time Han Zhou woke up, he didn't eat and drink, but rushed to the trainee floor.
Now, Han Zhou feels the pressure of what is called an adult.
I used to have to get by and live a messy life, I didn't think so.
Now I know how difficult it is to get ahead and make a reputation.
Not to mention anything that has been a dragon and phoenix in adulthood.
Large practice room for trainees.
Men and women do morning classes here.
Starting today, all schools are closed, and those trainees who are still academically involved in the midweek morning class for the first time today.
So, it's the first time everyone has arrived.
Han Zhou walked into the practice room and saw several girls in practice clothes watching videos.
Han Zhou glanced over, and several girls just got the new video, playing lions, or rather, lion dances.
A few girls watched others practice lions, and while boasting about it, they said that it was dangerous.
The duo who practiced the lion dance almost rolled off the pillar to the ground with their front feet in the air, but fortunately the back feet were steady, and a beautiful movement was reconnected.
There was also a girl who found Han Zhou, but they knew that Han Zhou was not Tianle's person, so they didn't care.
Soon, the vocal teacher came.
A group of talents practiced separately.
And Han Zhou is here, Wang Chuyang and Lin Jianqiu are still very devoted.
After practicing for about half an hour, Wang Xiya walked to the practice room.
The vocal teacher hurriedly stepped forward.
Wang Xiya: "Han Zhou." β
Han Zhou was stunned for a moment: "Huh? β
"Do you want to teach them?"
Han Zhou thought for a moment: "Okay." β
Han Zhou came to the stage, Wang Xiya raised her voice: "This name is Han Zhou, you can call him Teacher Han, he has been very popular since his debut, there are currently six songs in the top 100 on the song chart, and the first movie that premiered is still in theaters." β
"You all know each other, right?"
"Acquaintance!" The trainees have the dream of entering the entertainment industry, and of course they know the newcomers who have just debuted in recent months.
Wang Xiya: "Everyone is welcome. β
At this time, Han Zhou took the stage and pressed his hand in the applause, signaled to stop, and then carried his hands behind his back: "Today, when I just arrived at the practice room, I saw a few girls watching short videos. β
"It's a lion dance practice."
Several girls' faces changed, and they instantly bowed their heads.
They also thought that Han Zhou was going to arrest them.
However, Han Zhou was on stage: "Lion dance, there are five kinds of lions, five colors, among which the white one is called Ma Chaoshi, also known as filial piety, and mourning lion." β
"In the former lion dance culture, this kind of lion was only performed at funerals, and the performers were also the most stable and powerful people in the lion dance, in other words, the class master and the master could perform."
"But now that the times have changed, commercial performances, there will also be people who use white lions."
"For example, yesterday during the Chinese New Year, there was a lion dance performance in England, which was the White Lion, and more than 700,000 tourists and New Year celebrants watched the performance on this day."
"Even students who learn lions use white lions."
Han Zhou angrily reprimanded: "Stinky and shameless! β
"No rules!"
"Don't take your employer seriously!"
"Is the white lion also for beginners? Beginners don't practice basic skills, jumping around with white lions, and what should I do if I fall at someone's funeral? β
"Oops, it hurts, my fingers are bleeding and bleeding......"
"Shame or not?"
"When people are mourning, don't say that your fingers are bleeding, even if your leg is broken, others won't give you a good face."
"Why didn't you fall to your death? Walking with the elderly is the best! β
Han Zhou's gaze swept across the audience.
A lot of people bowed their heads.
Why?
Refers to Sang scolding Huai.
Just this practice room, millions worth of stereos, hundreds of thousands of electric guitars, all kinds of equipment, the best performance equipment.
These things, in the former entertainment industry, are newcomers who do not belong to the level of trainees.
You can't even play a 100 electronic keyboard, and Steinway?
Han Zhou: "Take 10,000 steps back and say, the current class owner allows the students to use the most important white lion dance with the highest cost, the heaviest weight and the most significant significance, and allows them to carry the significant white lion in the celebration." β
"What are the students doing? Carrying a white lion to show off the three-legged cat's kung fu? β
"The class owner's expectation that you can carry the white lion is a kind of expectation."
"Do you think you're a professional lion dancer when you carry a white lion? Bullshit isn't, bullshit doesn't work!! β
Han Zhou took the pen and hit the whiteboard heavily: "I've all learned vocal music!" β
Han Zhou wrote babblingly on the blackboard.
"Okay, sing them one by one."
Several teachers gathered at the door.
The vocal teacher's face is not good-looking.
At first, they thought that Han Zhou was just talking about his experience and encouraging him or something.
I didn't expect Han Zhou to start scolding his mother when he went up, and now he has to assess his business ability?
Han Zhou casually ordered a boy: "Come, sing." β
This boy looked at the score, and the whole person was confused, and he was there all the time: "Hello and ......"
"Do you understand?" Han Zhou: "Sing it." β
Boy: "Life is just a few autumns, ah......"
"Haven't you eaten enough?!" Han Zhou: "What are you singing?" Now let you record the show, are you embarrassed to be on TV? β
Then came another one.
Han Zhou: "Now go to the Youth Song Competition, how many are you going to fight for?" Earn two? β
Another girl.
Han Zhou: "There are still people who can't beat the beat?!" β
Another boy.
Han Zhou: "Your vocal cords have fallen home?!!! β
Wang Chuyang: "Life is short for a few autumns, if you don't get drunk, you won't stop, the ...... in the east"
Han Zhou: "Don't you wash your face when you get up in the morning?" β
Wang Chuyang: "??? β
What? I sing so well, you pick on my thorn that I haven't washed my face?
Han Zhou: "Not convinced? β
"Come, record him a video, and show him the video of the in the corners of his eyes in the future, as a fan benefit."
Wang Chuyang had no face to face, so he directly held his head in his hands and slipped away.
Lin Jianqiu: "Life is just a few autumns, and you won't stop if you don't get drunk." β
Han Zhou: "You sing and sing, who taught you to sing and dangle at the same time, what are you doing with your hands?" DJing? β
Lin Jianqiu: "......"
Han Zhou on stage: "Each of you has your own talents. β
"Some people dance well, some people have good timbre, and some people sing well."
"Of course, the main thing is that they all look good."
"Except for Wang Chuyang."
Wang Chuyang: ???
Although I'm at the bottom of my face at home, I'm here anyway, okay?!
Han Zhou: "But what does this have to do with you?" These conditions are all born by the mother. β
"What kind of bullshit are you practicing early in the morning?"
"You're going to show this to the fans in the future?"
"When the company spends three or five million, it will package it for you, stir up two hot spots, and then invite a group of people to pretend to be your fans, block the road at the airport, hold up a sign outside the TV station, and then let you go on stage to sing a garbage song that dogs don't listen to, deceive a little ignorant little fan girl, and then you can harvest fans, right?"
"There's nothing wrong with it, Tianle can make money with this, earn a year, two years, three years, and after you earn it, you will lose it, change it to a new person, harvest fans for another three years, and then change a batch."
"What about you?"
"Ready to be a traffic niche for three years, and then go home and don't know what to do? You didn't go to high school or college, and you came here as a trainee, and you practiced how to play with people and joke in the practice room in the morning? β
Han Zhou scolded people on stage, not because he had an opinion with Tianle, nor did he oppose traffic creation and idol packaging.
All new industries have their own reasons.
Han Zhou is only for each individual.
Mr. Nan Guo is indiscriminate, and you are going to learn too?
Mr. Nan Guo is smart, and he has been mixed for three years. Do you have a brain? Did you mix it up for three days?
Han Zhou was on stage: "When I see so much money smashing on you, I want to beat people!" β
"Lao Tzu told you."
"You polluted my ears for half an hour early in the morning, and I didn't eat breakfast, and I was about to vomit overnight."
The body type teacher whispered: "Mr. Wang ......"
"It's not good for us...... The plan. β
Wang Xiya: "Let him speak." β
"Those who can listen to it will be cultivated as artists, those who can't listen will be cultivated as idols, and those who can't be trained will give up."
"Remember, as long as you have the money, you can't lose anything."
Han Zhou on the stage knocked on the table: "Do you want to be a star?" β
Han Zhou's eyes touched the man: "Yes!" β
"You deserve it too?!"
Han Zhou looked at another person: "Do you want to be a star?" β
"I'll practice!"
Han Zhou: "What does your dictionary mean: dealing with things? β
Han Zhou looked at Liuliu: "Do you want to be a star?" β
Liuliu: "I can!" β
Han Zhou scolded: "Are you drunk and sober?!" β
Liuliu lowered his head.
Han Zhou looked at Lin Jianqiu: "Do you want to be a star?" β
Lin Jianqiu: "I want to be a first-line singer!" β
"Your goal for dog days is quite firm, which first-line singer pulls his fingers like chicken feet when he sings? Knitting sweaters on stage while singing? β
Han Zhou on stage: "I heard someone say something. β
"You don't skip class, don't go to an Internet cafΓ©, don't sing K, don't stay all night, don't fall in love, your youth is fed to the dog."
"Which fool said that?"
"You skip class and surf the Internet, sing K, know, early love, your youth dog bites?!"
"Let me tell you, the current idol packaging strategy of Tianle is based on defense."
"Now the idol cultivation of all entertainment companies in China is based on defense."
"Idols, idols, what are you selling? It's youthful. β
"You want to be young, you have to be handsome, you have to be cool, you have to be pure, you have to be vibrant, and then you have to attract fans, spend money on you, support you, and call you."
"Do you have any fucking youth?"
"I thought I was at the cemetery early in the morning!"
"The dogs of the vegetable vendors in the vegetable market all get up earlier than you!"
"Do you think idols are very good?"
"Idols are harder than stars!"
"Are you worthy?!"
Han Zhou on the stage has been scolding for half an hour.
It's good, I finally finished scolding the recent unhappiness, and the people in the audience are willing to be scolded.
Is this the feeling of being a lecturer? Up!
"I'm here today to fool you, saying that you can be a national idol, and you believe it?"
"Then wait for tomorrow, use your seventeen-year-old face, earn him 30 million, only give you three melons and two dates, and then kick you into the garbage heap."
"Why are you asking me then?"
"I've got hundreds of thousands of fucking microphones to make you sing five cents, and you ask me why?"
Han Zhou looked at a person: "How do you say bananas in English?" β
The man was weak: "Put the doot? β
"I'll take you grandma! Banana !! Han Zhou scolded: "If I were your boss, if you didn't memorize the Oxford Dictionary for me for a month, Lao Tzu would throw you into the Huangbu River!" β
"This set of idols is nothing more than sending the most waste of you when the time comes, go abroad for a walk, take an English name back, and then say that you have experience going abroad, and you have fucking learned to play basketball and learn street dance."
"Then send it to the show, sing two lines of love, five, and pout."
"The reporter asked you how to say bananas in English, you said spray heads, asked you how to say potatoes, you said oh and engine?"
A lot of people put their heads down.
What the heck? No one has ever said that when you are an idol, you have to go abroad, and you have to take an English name and know English.
At this time, Wang Xiya stared at Han Zhou.
Wang Xiya wants to know why Han Zhou, who has never been in contact with the entertainment industry before his debut, is so familiar with the operation of idols.
This set of things, Wang Xiya lined up more than a dozen people to go to Bangguo last year, and spent tens of millions of costs to study and analyze it.
Tens of millions of dollars in vain?
Han Zhou looked at the audience: "Among you, the more garbage you are, the more people will be in the team in the future." β
"Awesome idols, singing and dancing alone, although they will be sprayed amateur by the outside world, they can barely handle it."
"Almost idols, three or four people form a group and act together, and the real fans of several people get together and can barely afford to perform."
"The most rubbish, eight or nine people, or even forty or fifty people form a group, and the idols in it are not as famous as the Lao Wang next door who steals and cheats on people in the social news."
"Think for yourselves what you can do."
"Those who can sing are called singing responsibly."
"Those who can dance are called dancers."
"Some people rely on their faces and can be a faΓ§ade."
"I advise you who don't want to practice hard, you can eat more, and you will have a lot of strength in the future, you can be an idol assistant, and you can run faster with your bag."
"Alright, you can get out of the cubs."
Wang Xiya: "That's it?" β
Han Zhou thought for a moment: "Then I'll take another vocal lesson?" Borrow your musicians and recording studio? β
Wang Xiya: "You just want to record a song, right?" β
Han Zhou: "How is it possible, what kind of person am I?" β
Wang Xiya: "You can use it as you like." β
The vocal music teacher applauded loudly: "Okay, Han Zhou is a singer who has debuted, you can go to the recording studio and listen to professional singers record songs, so that you can have a target to set a goal." β
Walking out of the practice room, Wang Xiya whispered: "Why does that Lin Jianqiu look so much like Lin Xiaoxing?" β
"You found out too?" Han Zhou: "It seems that when he debuted, he could rub Lin Xiaoxing's fame openly." β
Wang Xiya: "So you came over today to help me sing blackface?" Afraid that I won't be able to pull my face and scold them? Afraid that people in the company will scold them and make them unconvinced? β
Han Zhou: "No, I'm looking for the three people in it." β
Wang Xiya was stunned: "What are you looking for the three most dishmanship?" β
Han Zhou: "Find the three most popular dishes." β
Wang Xiya and several teachers were all confused.
What's the matter, you have to choose the three best dishes and go to the red?!! Are you in Gan God and Demon?
It seems that it is rumored that Han Zhou is mentally ill, which is true!
Han Zhou's eyes were red: "To make money, you just want to be famous." β
"I'm going to make the most dish a smash hit and tell everyone that I'm making stars in Han Zhou, just like a play."
The big horn is not easy to hold, is the harlequin not easy to hold?
Wang Xiya was stunned for a moment before she spoke: "This wave of idol idol craze, the new world wants a piece of the pie?" β
Han Zhou: "Look at it, people like Kim Hyo-hee have come to China, and the Chinese idols in the groups on the other side of the country are about to come back on a large scale." β
"Then, many companies will promote idols."
"I'm just making a little money."
Wang Xiya: "Aren't you afraid that someone will seize the handle and scold you every day for ruining the entertainment industry?" β
Han Zhou: "Huh? I am mentally ill, and there are passers-by who don't know about it? β
"Don't worry, they can't scold me, if I put a group of groups that debuted to show off the lower limit of ugliness on the stage, what do I say?"
Wang Xiya: "Then you are the next preparatory godfather of the entertainment industry, and the future is comparable to Han Siye, who made movies in the previous era, and Liu Sanye, who did variety shows." β
Han Zhou wanted to take the boutique route before figuring out how much an entertainment company would cost.
But now, Han Zhou has reacted to why a giant company like Tianle wants to start playing idols.
Times are changing.
Han Zhou himself can fight with others in the star market, but the newly brought out people are fighting with others in this market, which is too difficult.
Therefore, the emerging market must bite a piece.
Of course, Wang Chuyang and Lin Jianqiu's two treasures, Han Zhou is not ready to throw them out as consumables.
Therefore, Han Zhou wants to find the three people who are left to be selected by Tianle and don't want them.
Seize the market in the field of spiritual pollution.
Although it is the rest, everyone here is more reliable than the scouts who find them on the side of the road or in the bar.
Han Zhou is confident that he can first let them enter the circle as harlequins, and then train them to counterattack.
As for today's half-hour scolding.
Han Zhou really didn't choose three dishes, but chose the three people who were not afraid of being scolded.
Because the three people with such thick skin must be the third brother who made the least progress in the end and was eliminated by Tianle. is also a third brother who can withstand the ridicule of thousands of netizens.