Dong Pai always put the gold ring in a neat flower handkerchief and put it by his side. He gently pushed the basket full of eggs and said, as a matchmaker, whether you can say this family business or not, this basket of eggs is still for you. The fast-talking matchmaker said, I accepted your small gift, I can't help you, what's embarrassing?

Never mind! Never mind! Dong Pai exited the door as he spoke.

The quick-talking matchmaker followed up and said, Lao Dong, can't I find a widow with you who is the same age as you and a man who has left? Dong Pai turned around and said, no need, I only have Bao Maoying in my heart, and I won't marry her. The quick-talking matchmaker said, then I can't help it, how can you ask the sun to rise in the west?

That's it. Dong Pai dropped these words, turned around and left.

Then thank you for sending me eggs. The quick-mouthed matchmaker watched him speak politely.

A few days later, when the fast-talking matchmaker was busy working in the house, she suddenly heard footsteps outside, looked up, and walked into a familiar woman, where had she seen it, she couldn't remember it for a while, so she pointed to the woman and asked, are you?

I'm Bao Maoying's mother, you don't know me, you went to my house last time. The woman prompted.

Oh! I remembered, you are Qu Xiaolan. The quick-mouthed matchmaker smiled, and her eyes narrowed into a slit again. And he asked, "Is there anything wrong?"

I want you to help my daughter get married. Qu Xiaolan said straight to the point.

Your daughter's tone is too high, and I can't help with that. The fast-talking matchmaker remembered that she had touched a gray nose last time, and she still had palpitations, so she replied.

This time I will tell you, it is easy to say. As long as you move your mouth a little, our family has found a prospective son-in-law, as long as you pull a line. Bao Maoying said. The quick-mouthed matchmaker asked, who is the prospective son-in-law that your family has found?

is the Dong Pai who lives in Ma'anshan and has never been married and is still a child. Qu Xiaolan said this, and a look of helplessness appeared on her face. The fast-talking matchmaker really didn't believe her ears and asked, what did you say? Say it again. Qu Xiaolan repeated it again, and the fast-talking matchmaker was very surprised, saying why is he?

It's him, and it's so weird. Qu Xiaolan said, and said in an accentuated tone, Now only Dong Pai can save my daughter.

What happened to your daughter?

Something is wrong with the body.

As soon as you ask me and answer the two women, the strange thing that involves the dead old man Zou Laoyong, who guards the watermelon.

It is said that Zou Laoyong will not die, but he is dead, and he is not unjustly dead. What do you mean by that? This has to start with Zou Laoyong, who guarded watermelons a few months ago, bringing a pot of cut watermelons to Bao Maoying who was passing by to eat.

At that time, Bao Maoying was a little disgusted when he saw him so old-fashioned, and when he saw him, he had a feeling of wanting to vomit blindly, plus he was a stranger in his eyes, how could he believe him? How could he easily eat the watermelon he sent to quench his thirst?

At that time, Bao Maoying's parents came down from the high mountain with firewood, and they encountered this incident. In order to confirm that there was no problem with the watermelon he gave to Bao Maoying, Zou Laoyong swept away the watermelon in the basin in front of them. There was no problem with this, but the problem was that before Zou Laoyong sent the watermelon out of the shed, what did he do, no outsiders saw it, only the mountain god saw it. The mountain god saw his every move, but he couldn't see the mountain god, because the mountain god moved freely in multi-dimensional space-time, while human activities were limited to four-dimensional space-time.

What did the mountain god see? When Zou Laoyong was still in the grass hut and did not come out, he took out a packet of sleeping pills and crushed them into powder, put a large cup of warm water into a teaspoon to stir, and then took out a large box from under the bamboo bed to open it, and then took out a syringe from inside.

He slipped the needle of the syringe into the teacup filled with warm water mixed with sleeping pills, and then injected a turquoise watermelon pressed in front of his foot, repeating several times until the cup was full of warm water. He then pressed the watermelon to a spare wooden board, took out a fruit knife and cut it into pieces and placed it in a basin.

The mountain god stared, a little puzzled by Zou Laoyong's move. He asked secretly: Do you want to sleep with a lumpy watermelon mixed with sleeping pills? Why not just swallow the sleeping pills? Why is it that a pack of sleeping pills is mixed in a watermelon through a liquid injection at a time, isn't the dose of sleeping pills too much? These questions were all understood by the mountain god in the process of observation.

At that time, Zou Laoyong did not eat the watermelon mixed with sleeping pills, he squatted at the door of the grass hut and looked at the mountain road, and after a while, he found a tall girl carrying a load of firewood resting on the road.

He immediately brought out the pot of watermelon from the hut and wanted to give it to the girl who was so thirsty that her throat almost smoked, but fortunately the girl did not eat it no matter how thirsty she was. The mountain god who had been following out of the grass hut and standing beside Zou Laoyong understood a little. He scolded at the time: Fuck, you give watermelon mixed with a lot of sleeping pills to other girls to eat, and you don't eat it yourself, what is your intention?

Of course, Zou Laoyong couldn't hear what the mountain god said. Unexpectedly, he failed to succeed, and in order to dispel the suspicion of the girl and her parents, Zou Laoyong ate the watermelon in the basin in front of them.

Where did Zou Laoyong consider that eating these watermelons adulterated with excessive sleeping pills would kill people? He thought: It's a big deal to go back to the grass shed and lie on the bamboo bed to sleep for a few more days, and when the medicine is weak, people will wake up, and it will be fine. Zou Laoyong's idea is not too wrong, it should be said to work. But unfortunately, his not-so-glorious every move was targeted by the mountain god.

After Zou Laoyong ate the pot of watermelon mixed with an overdose of sleeping pills, he returned to the grass shed and fell asleep on the bamboo bed, and did not wake up for three days.

On the second day, the mountain god, who was a little uneven, made a special trip to the City God Temple on the outskirts of Jinse City, and reported Zou Laoyong's uneasy kindness to a girl about the watermelon injected with sleeping pills and tea to a girl. Chenghuang was also very indignant, but shook his head and said, This is a matter of the yang world, and I can't control it. He also instructed Yin Cha to bring a book of merit and demerits to record Zou Laoyong's lack of virtue, and also said that in the future, Zou Laoyongyang will have reached the end of his life, and his dead soul will be brought here, and I will interrogate him again, and make a recital for the king of Hades to blame him.

The mountain god was gone, and he came again on the third day. The city god sat high on the temple and asked the mountain god what he was doing again? The mountain god said, the city god is above, I have something to tell you, that Zou Laoyong has not woken up for three days because he has eaten too much watermelon mixed with sleeping pills, and his soul is out of his body, why not detain his soul to ask for guilt.

The city god said, "All right! Immediately, he ordered two ghosts who acted as fast catchers to catch the soul of Zou Laoyong, who was wandering in the wilderness, and ordered him to kneel on top of the hall. Chenghuang asked him what his intention was in injecting sleeping potions into watermelons for other girls to eat. Zou Laoyong's soul tried his best to deny it and refused to admit it. The city god called the mountain god who had not yet departed to testify. The mountain god said that Zou Laoyong's every move was not bad, and Zou Laoyong's soul had to admit that there was such a thing, but the girl did not eat the watermelon mixed with sleeping potions.

Chenghuang slapped the table and shouted, but you have this behavior. When the officer asks you, you must answer truthfully. Zou Laoyong's soul said, Lord Chenghuang, just ask!

Zou Laoyong, you didn't make it clear. What did you want your girl to eat that watermelon mixed with sleeping potions? Chenghuang stared at him with big eyes like brass bells and asked.

I just wanted the girl to go home and sleep after eating, because it was hard enough for her to carry the firewood down the mountain from the high mountain. I'm kind! Zou Laoyong's soul so justified.

According to you, should I take credit for you? Chenghuang said, a sneer, and then shouted loudly, Zou Laoyong, do you think that everyone is a fool, you have mixed a large dose of sleeping pills in the watermelon pulp, if the girl eats it, she will fall asleep in less than a few minutes, how can you have the spirit to walk home and sleep again? You're not lying nonsense? Do you want to take advantage of the fact that the girl is asleep after eating your watermelon, and drag her into the mountains or your grass hut to rape her?

Lord Chenghuang, no, no, absolutely not. Zou Laoyong denied it with a confused face.

Zou Laoyong, you are not honest. Cheng Hong motioned to the two ghosts in the temple to detain him in the Cheng God's cell for four days.