Chapter 101 Psychiatric Comment Area of Psychopathic Stars

The three sons of New Entertainment, the three idols of New World Entertainment.

HNT, H, hope, hope.

N, nat, patron saint.

T, team, team.

HNT, that is, the hope guardian team, or to put it simply, can also be translated as the tinder group, Han Zhou looks at the three HNT brothers more than Wang Chuyang.

Of course, the word HNT can also be translated as good cerebral palsy.

Han Zhou said that in order to make the three brothers of HNT expensive, the three most vegetable, lazy, and useless trainees under the entire Tianle first became popular all over the Internet with their curious means.

And then eventually become a serious star.

Han Zhou wants to use this operation to announce to the entertainment industry that the arrival of the new world and declare himself as the big daddy of this era, just like Han Sisheng in the previous era used a "A, B, C, D" to shape the Spring Festival file and change the film industry.

In the practice room, Wang Mo squatted at the bottom, his brain was on top of Lin Jianqiu's chin.

Lin Jianqiu's brain was on top of Wang Chuyang's chin.

The three of them looked at the practice room with envy on their faces.

Han Zhou specially put down the work of the crew and came to the practice room to teach the three brothers of HNT to sing.

But soon, the envy of Xinyu's three sons turned into shock.

Because of the Han Zhou inside:

"I heard the songs you sang when you were trainees, and now the three of you pretend to have singing skills, right?"

"Perform my favorite song to me?"

"Come, sing this song "Dala Bang".

"Sing as bad as you can, I'll hear how bad it is."

HNT third brother Gui, Zhang Die, Liu Yanzhou, Wei Chengan, the whole person is stupid.

Can a man sing this song?

Don't tease.

Han Zhou: "Hurry up and sing." ”

Han Zhou's fingers tapped his knee: Don't say it's an inferior horse, I will train you to be a military horse.

Soon the three of them sang it again.

Miserable to see.

Han Zhou was very satisfied: "Very good, you can practice this song next." ”

Han Zhou took out a piece of paper with "My Skateboard Shoes" written on it.

Zhang Die's reading of the score and lyrics made him desperate: "Brother Han, do we really want to sing this song?" ”

"Can you change it?"

Han Zhou sneered: "Don't be long-winded, if you don't sing this song, I will send the three of you to the banana country to make your debut." ”

What awaits you is "Nai He Beauty".

However, the beauty is too suitable for the third brother.

The original version of "Wrong, Wrong, Wrong" was covered by the group of Banana Country, but it was transliterated by domestic netizens in the empty ear, and it was exported to domestic sales and became "Nai He Beauty".

Aren't idol groups all like to go abroad for gilding?

Send it to the banana country for gilding, and come back with "Nai He Beauty", which is absolutely hot and fried ( Μ„) Μ„)

Han Zhou really had the idea to send them out.

But the premise is that these three brothers can really stick to this path.

Now, Han Zhou has to try to boil the eagle.

Otherwise, when the plan is halfway through the implementation and the three of them run away, it will be in vain.

As soon as Liu Yanzhou heard that he didn't sing this song, he had to go to the banana country, and hurriedly: "Sing!" I can sing! It's so simple, you can't sing, and you can't be a star, right? ”

As he spoke, he bumped Wei Chengan with his elbow.

Wei Cheng'an: "......"

"Yes."

Zhang Die gritted his teeth: "Okay!" ”

There are so many trainees, after the first stage of practice, how many of them are qualified to sing?

That is, the three brothers of Wang Chuyang.

The three of them were originally the tail of the crane, and now they still have the opportunity to sing, what more bicycle?

Han Zhou looked at the three of them and couldn't help laughing.

The three of them looked at Han Zhou suspiciously.

Han Zhou: "I thought of something funny......"

"You guys practice singing."

The moment Han Zhou turned his head, the brains of the three sons of Xinyu disappeared from the crack in the door.

Wang Mo's whole person is not good: "Brother Chu Yang, why did they release the song first, didn't we want to release "Proud Boy"?" They also distribute songs??? ”

Wang Chuyang whispered: "With my knowledge of Brother Han for many years......"

Wang Mo: "Brother Chuyang, didn't you only know Brother Han a few years ago?" ”

Wang Chuyang: "You don't understand, getting along with Brother Han is equal to three autumns in one day, torture." ”

"Let me tell you this, the three HNT brothers, this banana country is decided."

Lin Jianqiu made a swing: "They go to the banana country, we won't be sent to the Tyrande Buddha country, right?" ”

Wang Chuyang clamped Lin Jianqiu's small brain melon seeds in his armpit: "Dog's day, I'll let you crow mouth!" ”

"Don't talk about this ominous thing!!"

Lin Jianqiu: "Wang Chuyang! Do you know you have fox odor?!! ”

Wang Chuyang let go suspiciously, and sniffed: "No!" ”

At this time, Lin Jianqiu had already stayed.

Soon, the trio showed up in their practice room.

Lin Jianqiu is practicing how to do a handsome backflip.

In the past two months, Lin Jianqiu has learned everything about being an idol.

Originally, the timbre and voice conditions were good, and the body shape was good.

It's just a dance foundation and vocal music skills.

Lin Jianqiu, but he was born a genius in this area, and he learned it quickly.

So Lin Jianqiu is now thinking about how to get on the big stage and make a splash.

And Wang Mo was practicing signing at this time.

Wang Mo began to learn violin at the age of six, piano at the age of eight, amateur grade 10 at the age of nine, and other children have to learn at least three or five years.

At the age of eleven, Wang Mo joined the city choir, and at the age of thirteen, he changed his voice and left the choir and began to practice dance.

At the age of sixteen, Wang Mo won the gold medal of the Chongzhou Campus Singer Competition, and participated in the Tianle guitarist recruitment program in the same year.

At this time, Wang Mo was found to have the potential to be an idol.

However, the company gave him an amateur performance contract.

It wasn't until Tianle started the idol plan under the leadership of Wang Xiya that Wang Mo got a new contract, an idol contract, ten years.

And now, Wang Mo feels that he is just one hand away from being a star, and he is just a handful of artistic signatures, and he practices every day.

"How do you name Wang Mo? If I were called Wang Er, how simple it would be to sign. ”

One practice backflip, one practice signing.

Only Wang Chuyang is a serious person.

Wang Chuyang is learning the advanced knowledge and power methods of the predecessors of the Sakura Country.

Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room.

The three brothers suddenly stopped what they were doing.

Wang Chuyang's mobile phone: 'Ask for bean sacks, flax falls, flax falls~'

Wang Chuyang directly switched the software.

"Oh! Shet, oh! Oh! Buy Gad, oh! ”

Wang Chuyang directly pressed the shutdown button.

Han Zhou led the stick into the practice room: "You have secretly practiced that song yourself." ”

The three of them hurriedly stood in pairs: "Practiced!" ”

Han Zhou nodded, and the stick slapped his palm: "Let's do it again." ”

Three of them together: "...... at the beginning"

After listening to it, Han Zhou nodded: "It's okay, I have a sense of youth." ”

"Have you tried to make your own choreography?"

Wang Mo nodded: "I've lined up one." ”

Wang Mo himself is a choreographer.

Han Zhou: "Try it." ”

Han Zhou didn't expect Lin Jianqiu to grow up so fast and be able to dance.

But it's clear that all three jumps have a little bit of a personal touch.

And Wang Mo, the choreographer, was a little panting when he sang and danced.

After singing and dancing, the most tired is Wang Mo.

That's the talent gap.

Physical strength is such a thing, some people are naturally strong, and some people just need to practice.

Han Zhou pondered after reading it.

It stands to reason that after the combination is selected, it is necessary to start setting up people.

There is no doubt that Wang Chuyang should set up a big demon king.

But there is another character design that is more suitable for him, that is, the character of 'if you don't sing well, you will go back to inherit the family property'.

Therefore, the character of the Great Demon King fell on Lin Jianqiu.

But Lin Jianqiu's current dancing skills are still a certain gap from the Great Demon King.

So, from now on, Lin Jianqiu has to go all out to practice dance.

And Wang Mo is suitable for a good boy character.

But if Lin Jianqiu's dance can't be practiced, then Wang Mo will have to lead the big demon king's character, and then Lin Jianqiu's character will have to be changed to a cream kid character, or a handsome and responsible.

Han Zhou thought about it for a while and told him what he had arranged for the three of them.

Obviously, Wang Mo was very unwilling.

In the trio, Wang Mo feels that he can take the character of the big demon king, once he gets this character, if he participates in the idol selection show mentioned by Wang Chuyang in the future, he will also be the big devil in the show.

But now, his fate depends on Lin Jianqiu?

And Wang Chuyang was not satisfied: "Brother, I ran all over Yanjing, and it cost me six hundred to buy winter clothes for less than fifty yuan. ”

"Why don't you sing well and go back to inherit the family property?"

"Don't talent shows like to sell miserably? Otherwise, let's say that my parents are dead, it's miserable, I lived with my grandmother alone, and I became a star so that my grandmother would not suffer. ”

Han Zhou smiled: "I can accept this story, but I'm afraid that your father will be sick and won't raise it, so I will come and smoke you to death." ”

"You're really a dutiful son."

Wang Chuyang: "Anyway, the characters in the entertainment industry are all fake." ”

Han Zhou: "The era of fake characters is gone. ”

"Starting this year, whoever is dug up and found out to be fake will be unlucky."

"You guys start making the song 'Proud Boy' right now."

"After you finish it, Lin Jianqiu, you will have to practice dancing every day in the future."

"Wang Mo, you need to practice endurance in the gym every day."

"As for you."

Han Zhou looked at Wang Chuyang: "From today onwards, your mobile phone will be replaced by an old man's machine." ”

Wang Chuyang's expression was more painful than when Wang Xiya deducted pocket money.

As soon as Han Zhou left, Wang Chuyang hugged Wang Mo: "Good brother, in the future, your mobile phone will be my mobile phone, my socks will be your socks, and the work of washing socks will be handed over to you." ”

Wang Mo: "Wash socks? Washing socks doesn't work! Don't you know how to wash your own socks? ”

Wang Chuyang: "Oh, can't you wash socks?" Then your phone is my phone, and that's it. ”

Wang Mo: "......"

……

"Kill That Changshan Man" is on fire.

There's no way not to be hot.

A song is nailed to the first place on the hot song list, and there is a big gap between it and the second.

The second song is called "The First Experience of Love".

The songs released by An Lan before are no longer popular in the competition for the first place, but they still remain in the top ten.

Many fans who know the rules of the hot song chart are surprised:

"Han Zhou? Who is this man? Why is this song "Kill That Changshan Man" so popular so much higher than "The First Experience of Love"? ”

Soon someone replied: "You don't know Han Zhou, he was the king of heaven thirty years ago, you don't know who Han Zhou is??" Then what song are you still listening to, quit the Internet. ”

The people who commented before began to doubt life, was there a heavenly king named Han Zhou thirty years ago?

Immediately, someone below replied: "Fart, isn't that Heavenly King thirty years ago called Han Sheng?" ”

Someone immediately replied: "Han Sheng? Isn't that an investment company in the United States? ”

Then someone replied: "That's called Goldman Sachs." ”

"Isn't Goldman Sachs a general?"

"People's name is Gao Changgong."

"Gao Changgong is not ......"

The person who first commented: "?????? ”

Anyone who questions why "Kill That Changshan Man" can be ranked at the top of the hot song list will soon lose themselves in the sea of neurosis.

Who am I, where am I, and I am in Gan gods and demons???!!!

And Han Zhou's fans played some things in the comment area that ordinary passers-by couldn't understand.

"When are you going to kill that Yanjing man? I can't wait. ”

"Go to the back of Yanjing to line up, according to the map, it is relatively close to Guangfu after killing Changshan people, Yanjing is too far."

"I'm afraid I didn't look at a fake map, obviously the next stop after Changshan is the Big Apple City."

"One thing to say, this song "Kill That Changshan Man" is a rap song, which is very exciting."

"With all due respect, isn't "Kill That Changshan Man" a high-pitched folk song?"

A large number of passers-by and fans who came in from the hot song list wanted to see what was going on with this song that ranked first and exploded in popularity.

And then it was silly in the comment section.

Who are these people?

The psychiatric hospital is engaged in team building, and the address is this comment area?

"Seriously, let me ask seriously, who is Han Zhou? I haven't heard this man's song before, is it so popular? The number of plays has reached 9 million, and it is still a single day data. ”

β€œοΌŸοΌŸοΌŸ Don't you know Han Zhou? It is the ship that carried all living beings in the Great Flood in Western mythology. ”

"Upstairs, isn't that boat called Shenzhou in the flood?"

"Shenzhou is a computer, when is it a ship, people call it an ark."

"Wait a minute, isn't the Ark a bookstore??"

"The bookstore is called ......"

Passers-by fans: "Drafting......

Someone couldn't stand it: "Brother, make good use of search engines." ”

Soon, someone came back from the search engine encyclopedia: "Damn, so fierce?!" I've never heard of it before! ”

"The male protagonist of "Hello Mr. Tree", as well as many ghost animal works and happy videos that were popular in short videos before, were all shot by this person, and he also wrote that "The Moon Represents My Heart" was on the Spring Festival Gala, although it was only as a nursery."

Soon someone also went to search, and when they came back, they were confused: "??? I read the encyclopedia, Han Zhou is a famous psychiatric research scholar in Shudu. ”

Someone replied: "Are you mistaken, it should be the four doctors of Shudu who have been studied by scholars." ”

Han Zhou's fans even changed the encyclopedia.

What? Do you want to provoke? Want to criticize Han Zhou for not being qualified to be on the top of the hot song list at all, and want to scold Han Zhou for malicious hype?

You're thinking too much.

Whether you're telling the facts, or putting the facts aside, you can't talk about the same topic as psychopathy.

It is impossible for any form of attack to hit the unbridled spiritual will.

And in the comment area, there are also serious discussions.

"When was the last time we had a rock hit? Chen Tianwang's "South"? ”

"No, how long has it been since you've been online? Didn't An Lan's "Persistence" be on the top of the list before? ”

"It seems that "The First Experience of Love" is also a pop rock song, so it doesn't matter, no matter who is first in "Kill That Changshan Man" or "The First Experience of Love", it is all rock, is the rock era back?"

"I don't think it's that the rock era is back, but that rock music finally has a successor, isn't An Lan's "Persistence" written by Han Zhou? Now Han Zhou has sung "Kill That Changshan Man" by himself, and he has finally made his debut. ”

"Brother, do you have any misunderstanding about your debut, Han Zhou has starred in movies, appeared in theaters, participated in two variety shows, and is now filming a TV series, this is called finally debuting?"

"Huh? I've never heard of it......"

"So, after talking for a long time, it's actually this person who writes well in rock, not that the rock era is back."

However, serious topics can only last for such a long time.

Because of this topic, the next thing is that the fans who bought vinyl VIP but only listened to Han Zhou's songs replied: "Han Zhou wrote it? Let me tell you, it was actually written by the doctor of Siyiwan, and Han Zhou released this song when he secretly ran out, and now the doctors of Siyiwan are looking for Han Zhou all over the world. ”

The entire comment area, sparsely chopped.

No normal person can be found at all.

Those who listened to "Kill That Changshan Man" were deeply touched, just like the serious 'Yu', as soon as they saw the comment area, they stopped in Bengbu.

It's another day of soaring housing prices in Bengbu.

Compared with the incomprehensible comment area of this song, Han Zhou's super talk area is much better.

The comments in the super talk area are still similar things.

But!

Han Zhouchao's words entered the top 30 of the whole Weibo at this time.

Han Zhou's fans are still honestly checking in.

Moreover, Chaohua is now one more force.

This force is a fan of Han Zhou's works.

The topics they talk about are normal topics, they are talking about works.

From "Hello Mr. Tree" to "Trouble with the Moon".

There is also a summary of the news of "This Man is from Earth".

There are also outcrops of "No. 1 in the World", and some people even photographed Tang Zhou chasing Han Zhou on a bicycle.

Here, sane fans finally found an organization and began to participate in the discussion.

However, are there really sane fans?

This area is just a door for Han Zhou's fans to go irrationally.

Because there must be a door, sane fans will know where to enter this group.

And when they entered the door, everyone was a family.

However, at this time, no one cared about other things in the comment section.

Because, when this heat is high, it is a good time to take advantage of the heat.

Han Zhouchao's words are now updated.

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Not only Han Zhouchao's words, Ye Manyi's words, and Liu Xichao's words are also updated in real time.

The time point card is very good, Han Zhou is now "Kill That Changshan Man" is on the hot search on Weibo, and it also dominates the new song list.

And "This Man is from Earth" was released at this time.

Penguin video big screen big seal push, boot splash screen push, the latest hot film big seal push, all kinds of promotion.

"Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Han Zhou, hey, there is still Teacher Zhou Guoqing? This lineup is strong! ”

"I rub? Sci-fi? When will there be people in our country who will shoot science fiction films? ”

"This ......"

"Five dollars on demand...... Do you want to check it out? ”

A line of small flowers and leaves, it has been a long time, after resuming work, none of the works have been released on TV, and the biggest outlet for "This Man from Earth" is not the recommendation of Penguin Video.

It's Ye Manyi, a comeback!

Of course, all kinds of gimmicks are also constant.

The sci-fi love between the Snow White Movie and the popular little flower.

Many people are still hesitant to pay to watch this movie.

At this time, on the Weibo hot search list, a hot search is soaring.

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"I watched the launch press conference and knew that it was a father-son bureau, I thought it was Han Zhou's father played by Zhou Guoqing, but I never thought it was Han Zhou playing Zhou Guoqing's father?"

The top comment below: "Huh? If you say that, then I'm not sleepy, I have to watch this movie! ”

"It's neat, I'll take a look at it first, and I'll come back to comment after reading it."

Zhou Guoqing, under the guidance of his granddaughter, saw the hot search.

Silence: "6."

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