Chapter 102: A script that can be done with no mental problems?

Zhang Shan is an ordinary office worker who returns home after a busy day.

The days of a single dog are so interesting, lying down if you want to, lying on your stomach if you want to, even if you want to spend a day upside down at home, no one cares.

Zhang Shan opened the game excitedly and found that the game was maintained and suspended in the whole area......

So Zhang Shan clicked on the penguin video.

Click on the penguin video, and on the screen is a large movie poster recommendation.

There are Han Zhou, Ye Manyi, Liu Xi, Zhou Guoqing, and a few old drama bones that can often be seen.

Zhang Shan took a look, the heroine was Ye Manyi, and he didn't really want to see it.

Who the male protagonist is, Zhang Shan doesn't know at all.

However, the appearance of Zhou Guoqing made Zhang Shan interested: "Science fiction films? ”

After seeing that it was a science fiction film, Zhang Shan clicked on the advertisement.

He was originally a Penguin member, and spent five yuan to buy the broadcast right, which used to be replayed within three days, but now it has been changed to two days.

As soon as the movie plays, it is a barrage full of screens:

[Is there a problem with the spirit to write this script? ] 】

This sentence dominates the barrage area.

No matter who you are, when you enter the movie, you may or may not watch the barrage, but at least you will be attracted by this kind of barrage, right?

And Zhang Shan is not the kind of person who hates spoilers, on the contrary, Zhang Shan likes to ask others about the next plot when watching TV movies.

Unless it's a movie in a movie theater, it's all about watching it with a barrage.

Indifferent, expansive, transparent, and at the beginning of the picture, there is a musical sound with such characteristics.

And in the picture, it is a winter mountain, and it is a low mountain.

Hengdian was originally a small plain, but there are still some mountains nearby, and shooting these empty shots shows Chen Xiaoyong's skills, and the shooting is very good.

In the picture, the name of the movie is also typed.

"This Man is from Earth"

The screen switches, and at the beginning of the story, Gu Lang, played by Han Zhou, is putting goods on an old magic car.

At this time, the barrage is introducing:

[This is the old Modu brand car, estimated to be the end of the eighties. 】

When Han Zhou filmed, he wanted to make the plot reasonable, so he set the movie era in the late eighties, which is equivalent to the early eighties in his previous life.

At this time, Gu Lang was wearing a knitted sweater, and Ye Manyi and a few people walked over.

Zhang Shan looked at the screen, and the barrage gradually increased, so he was watching the barrage from time to time.

[Ye Manyi is so beautiful! ] 】

[Ye Manyi hasn't seen her for a year, did she secretly give birth to a child? ] 】

[So, at the end of the eighties, the location was in Zhejiang Province, and this group of people were all professors and teachers of that era at Zhejiang University, what is this science fiction film about? 】

There is nothing to hide, and the plot quickly gives the answer.

Gu Lang has resigned from Zhejiang University and is leaving Zhejiang University.

The professor of the history department was very puzzled: "You are only in your thirties, you are already very popular with students, in the office of the history department, everyone likes you, you are also one of the candidates for the head of the department, and you can even afford a car, although it is second-hand...... Why give up this job? Doing business in the sea? ”

【Into the sea?】 I'm not sleepy talking about this! 】

[This old lady is very familiar]

[According to the old lady's meaning, this portrait of Wu Daozi is a real painting? Or at least it's all Tang Dynasty paper, and other people imitate the paintings of saints? 】

[So, what about the laser cannon?] What about flying saucers? Where are the aliens? Haven't you started yet? I can't wait! 】

When everyone entered the house, they were complaining about why Gu Lang wanted to leave without saying goodbye, so anxious to pack up his things and prepare to leave.

And Gu Lang said that he didn't like to say goodbye to sadness, so he was ready to leave alone.

There was nothing to entertain, and finally took out a bottle of Wen Yongsheng.

Wen Yongsheng is the best kind of old cellar wine produced in Lu City, Shu Province, and several old professors looked at this wine, and their eyes were shining.

And a few people don't seem to have come to Gu Lang's house.

So they all looked around.

There are bows and arrows from the Three Kingdoms era hanging on the wall, and they are picked up and looked at, and when they look at it, they are actually real guys, although the arrow shafts and bows are imitations, not real guys, but the arrows are actually real.

Anthropologists, however, see something wonderful.

A stone knife.

Anthropologists can tell at a glance that this thing belongs to the site of the mountain.

When it came to the Shangshan site, the historian immediately became interested, took the stone knife and looked at it, and found that this was actually the way of making stone tools in the Paleolithic Age.

"Judging from the material, this is indeed the kind of stone knife of the Shangshan site...... There are Paleolithic stone knives at the site of the mountain? In the past, we all thought that the Shangshan site was only a Neolithic ruin, that is, the Shangshan site was at least more than 10,000 years old. ”

Gu Lang said that this thing was found at a roadside stall, and it only cost a few cents.

As several people kept asking, Gu Lang was not very willing to say why he left.

But after asking three times and twice, Gu Lang: "What if there is a person who went up to the mountain site and survived to modern times and lived for 11,000 years?" ”

Except for the old lady, who is a scholar of Chinese culture and a scholar of religious studies, everyone else is a professor of natural science subjects, and everyone discussed.

Eventually, the historian: "You say you are, the early people of the Upper Mountain Ruins, you say you are a caveman?" ”

"So every 10 years, before anyone else realizes I'm not going to get old, I'm moving." Gulang: "Or...... You can also assume that I'm writing science fiction, and what if there is such a person? ”

Cavemen are not the name of a certain race or tribe, but the name of an era.

From 30,000 years ago until humans began to live in houses, all humans were called cavemen.

Including Homo sapiens, Neanderthals, and many more.

[Isn't it? Isn't that monkey-like? 】

[Funny, modern science shows that there is almost no difference between people 10,000 years ago and people now.] 】

[There is no difference in intelligence, there is no difference in brain capacity, but we eat better, so the average height is slightly higher.] 】

[If there is an individual who was relatively tall at that time, it is normal to be tall now.] 】

After the barrage began to discuss, Zhang Shan habitually began to dual-purpose, and watched more of the barrage.

[I think Gu Lang's statement is no problem, how can a person remember where his home was when he was a child, the mountains and rivers have not changed, but the collapse of an iconic tree somewhere may make people recognize the wrong way. 】

[Who will remember what street scenes they had in the south, south, west, and northwest when they were children, I have long forgotten them. 】

[He can't help the historian's tricky questions, indeed, the person who went up the mountain site didn't know that he was the person who went up the mountain site, and it wasn't until the scientist named the site that he was probably born at the mountain site. 】

[Yes, the people who went up the mountain site in history did not call themselves the mountain people, just like the Sanxingdui ruins did not call themselves Sanxingdui people, but the Shu people, not even the ancient Shu people. 】

[Gu Lang's answer is impeccable, indeed, even if he has experienced it himself, but the weather is gradually warming, and the tribes are beginning to move north, this is all written in textbooks, after all, it is the research of so many scholars, even in this era, it is impossible to tell a story contrary to the research. 】

As the topic deepened, all the professors were confused.

In particular, the anthropologist took a Paleolithic stone knife and asked Gu Lang, "Do you have any souvenirs of your previous life?" ”

Gu Lang casually picked up a ballpoint pen: "Will you collect a pen for decades?" I don't have any souvenirs, I don't collect anything, and the one you have in your hand is also what I picked up at the stall and not made by myself 10,000 years ago, and I gave it to you. ”

The barrage exploded at this time, densely packed:

[Please note that the highest-tech item in this sci-fi film, the ballpoint pen, has appeared!] 】

Zhang Shan saw the barrage: "Don't you want to fool me." ”

After laughing, Zhang Shan also felt that he was completely unable to refute Gu Lang's words.

Indeed, it was only after the Shangshan site was named that Gu Lang determined that he lived in Zhejiang Province as a teenager based on the map and the topography of the provinces, so he was an early person in the Shangshan ruins era.

At that time, people did not remember the years, but with the change of the tools of life and production, corresponding to the results of archaeologists' research and excavation, he supplemented the story of his previous thousands of years.

[Just mentioned the battle for the deer so simply and simply? Because of the war, so take refuge? It's a pity, this paragraph can be expanded in depth! 】

[Why don't you talk about the battle of the deer carefully, but talk about the protagonist going west to Sanxingdui, that is, the ancient Shu Kingdom? ] 】

[Maybe Sanxingdui hasn't excavated enough, so the screenwriter doesn't have to be so rigorous in checking the information, right? ] 】

[This is a bit nonsense, he said that he walked south from Sanxingdui to the seaside, wouldn't it be to the Three Kingdoms? Is there a way to this? 】

[Really, there was the Southern Silk Road in ancient times, and the starting point was in the ancient Shu Kingdom, and a few years ago, Sanxingdui excavated a little bit of sea shells produced in the three oceans. 】

[However, it was a very late era, and it was not the same thing as what Gu Lang said. 】

[It's a bit nonsense, Gu Lang actually said that Sanxingdui had a large number of uses of bronze in prehistory, and Sanxingdui has not yet excavated bronzes, Sanxingdui has only excavated pottery and jade. 】

Many people who understand the barrage feel that the screenwriter is deliberately leaving loopholes.

And the audience who doesn't understand is attracted by the rhythm of the story.

They also want to see if there are any loopholes in Gu Lang's words next, and whether they can find Gu Lang's loopholes.

Gu Lang described how he had been to the sea in prehistoric times and then returned to the Central Plains.

"Have you ever met someone like you?"

Gulang fell into deep memories: "More than two thousand six hundred years ago, I met a man who told his story, and I told my story. ”

"We corroborated each other's stories about immortality, but we couldn't be sure if the other was making up stories to deceive us."

"Later, I once saw a patrol officer with a headscarf on his head in the Modu Concession, and he glanced at it hurriedly."

"Maybe he found me too, and when I went to the patrol room, he had already left Huaguo."

The sensitive barrage has identified the problem:

[Two thousand six hundred years ago, Ah San? Immortals?! What are you hinting at? 】

[Nonsense, Siddhartha Gautama, Shakyamuni.] 】

Soon, the audience was not disappointed.

Historians ask Gulang if he has ever seen a man in mythology.

Gulang was reluctant to answer.

So everyone knows, this is the default, really seen the mythical people.

The female student asked, "Is it the Yellow Emperor?" ”

"Chiyou?"

Gu Lang: "Chi You is not a name, he is called Yigu, he is a very smart person, I heard that he invented the knife, Mao, but he was not able to defeat the Yellow Emperor." ”

"I said, I was already living in Sanxingdui in the ancient Shu Kingdom at that time, so I didn't see him."

Here Gu Lang went out for a while, and the heroine played by Ye Manyi followed.

Unlike others who doubted Gu Lang, the heroine believed Gu Lang and said that she liked him and liked him on the first day he came to the office of Zhejiang University.

Gulang said he knew, but he couldn't accept it.

Because of too many times of love and separation, Gu Lang is no longer willing to love.

And the heroine said that she was willing to give everything.

Gu Lang asked rhetorically: "Ten years? ”

The two returned to the room, and the old man biologist was old, engaged in a sneak attack, and was put to the ground by Gu Lang in an instant.

"Come back to me after another thousand years of practice."

[Therefore, the protagonist is never writing or making up lies, because he likes the heroine, and it is impossible to reject the heroine because of making up lies. 】

In fact, this movie has entered the middle stage from the early stage, which makes the audience believe that the protagonist is immortal, and the most important thing is this expression of love.

The better this one is, the better the effect.

Although Ye Manyi is a small flower, it is not a complete flow, and this section is handled well.

Needless to say, Han Zhou's acting skills went without saying that, Han Zhou didn't act at all, and directly entered the role of Ye Man's lover who couldn't fall in love at that time.

When Zhang Shan saw the barrage here, he thought so, clicked the play button, and continued to play.

Historian: "Lao Tzu? ”

Gu Lang: "Don't talk about it. ”

In fact, when filming here, Han Zhou wrote three versions of the lines and filmed them three times.

The three versions are the shock version, the ridicule version, and the confiding version.

In the end, Han Zhou chose to edit out the confiding version.

When Han Zhou revises the script, he will not encounter any problems that cannot be described and cannot be connected, because once he thinks of any plot, he can search for the pictures of film and television works related to it in his mind and complement each other.

But Han Zhou really didn't think about this plot, because he didn't have an answer in his mind, so he wrote three versions.

In the original plot, because there are too many religious believers in the West, the sense of dramatic conflict in smashing the pot is very strong.

After Han Zhou took the shot, he found that the version of smashing the pot was not suitable for the Chinese background.

So I chose the confiding version, because Lao Tzu himself is a wise man, so he has this kind of confiding.

The historian was very determined, leaning forward: "Don't want to say? ”

"Could it be...... You are Lao Tzu! ”

Although Gu Lang was reluctant to talk about it, after being seen through, he did not deny it.

The old lady lost her temper for the first time and rolled her eyes: "Lao Tzu is a person who is born old, and you are an eternally young person." ”

"Besides, there are many descriptions of Lao Tzu in the history of Taoism, but there is no description of him as a handsome guy of more than one meter and eight."

Gu Lang asked rhetorically: "Which Taoism are you talking about?" ”

"Is it Huang Laodao? Or the Taoism of the Spring and Autumn Period? ”

"Or is it the Five Bucket Rice Sect? Even the Yellow Turban Army Taiping Dao, which borrowed the word Dao that existed at the same time? ”

"Or is it the northern Maoshan Mountain? Or is it Jungnam Mountain? Or the later Wudang, or the Shenxiao Dao that was canonized four hundred years ago? Straight along? Or is it the Heavenly Master Dao that has been passed down from generation to generation by the Heavenly Master family? ”

"There have been many Taoists in history, and each of them is far from the time when I was called Lao Dan."

When a person admits that he is Lao Tzu, Lao Dan, Taishang Laojun, and moral Tianzun, for the Chinese people, it is tantamount to manifesting saints.

But for academics, that's a different story.

"So...... Have you ever met Confucius? ”

Gu Lang smiled: "He's the smartest person I've ever met." ”

"He learns from a lot of people, and he learns from me."

"At that time, I just taught some people some knowledge, and after he acquired the knowledge, he took in many, many disciples and passed on the knowledge."

"Now I'm thinking that if other people had taught extensively, maybe Confucianism throughout the history of China would have disappeared, and China would have been deeply affected."

The biologist was curious: "So, you were really stopped by Yin Xi when you went out to Guguan in the west and wrote the Tao Te Ching." ”

Gu Lang: "It's not the Tao Te Ching, it's the Tao Te Ching, which was modified by people after the Han Dynasty, and it has changed a lot." ”

"After I left Hangu Pass, I went to the West by a different path."

"But what I didn't expect was that I arrived at a place that I had reached thousands of years ago."

"Here, I met the man who, like me, claims immortality."

"And he's sitting under a tree."

The old lady rolled her eyes again: "I have studied religious history all my life, and the co-author is studying you alone?" ”

Gu Lang smiled: "Shakyamuni is very young, although he is also immortal, but at that time he said that he only lived eight hundred years. ”

"So I passed on to him more than 9,000 years of experience, including those ideas that sprouted in the Spring and Autumn Period of the Central Plains."

"He put these things together, and his preacher, called him a Buddha."

Old Lady: "Fortunately, there is a Christ." ”

Gulang: "Actually, after communicating with Shakyamuni, I went all the way west to a place full of yellow sand. ”

"I told the young man something."

"Later, I heard him say that there is an existence that is wiser and greater than him."

"Well, when I saw the Jingjiao teachings that came over during the Tang Dynasty, I remembered the young man I had taught."

The biologist comforted: "At least there is one Ichran left." ”

The historian reminds: "In fact, the Ishran and the Christians believe in the same God, the Holy Land is the same city, and the only difference is that the prophet of the Ishran is Muhammad, while Christianity is Christ." ”

As the discussion progressed, the theological paragraph came to an end.

And the plot order of the Han Zhou version is different from the original.

Han Zhou did not arrange for psychologist psychology professor Chen Rui to go and return, but arranged for him to arrive here at this time.

It was already dark.

Psychologist, Chen Rui, played by Zhou Guoqing, considered Gu Lang psychologically.

Gu Lang also answered one by one.

Chen Rui: "I believe that you are a person of sound mind, so have you ever thought that maybe from a certain physiological mechanism or psychological mechanism, you can absorb the lives of others and let yourself live forever." ”

"It's like the ancient legend of inhaling yang qi and absorbing yang longevity?"

"Maybe you don't even know about this mechanism?"

"Or maybe you weren't born human at all, but some kind of humanoid?"

The psychologist couldn't expose Gu Lang's 'lies', so he chose a transformation angle, fully admitting that Gu Lang said that he was immortal, and instead asked Gu Lang if he had a psychological burden.

Gu Lang's expression at this time was very exciting, much more wonderful than the original.

Guilt, recollection, hesitation, contemplation, relief, another guilt.

Chen Rui kept observing Gu Lang, but in the end he couldn't determine whether it was true or not.

Chen Rui touched his coat: "You know, now there is propaganda on it to collect guns, and I was originally going to hand in the guns." ”

"I didn't expect to be called over."

"Now I have a gun, if I give it to you, will you die?"

Gu Lang himself didn't know if he would die like this.

Chen Rui: "Or maybe I'll shoot you in the arm and we can see it recover?!" ”

"When a person you know well and someone close to you dies, do you feel guilty?"

"Or is it the kind of person who has survived the catastrophe and has the idea that I deserve to die and you should survive?"

Gu Lang said that he also felt guilty, and he thought about it, but it was useless to think so.

Chen Rui directly put his hand into his coat, and this time, Chen Rui took out a real short musket: "Do you really think that's the case?" ”

(End of chapter)