Chapter 162: I Have Superpowers!

Han Zhou did not rush to the Demon Capital Branch, but to go to the Taiwan Strait.

Zhang Jiuquan told Han Zhou that originally the casting side selected a very famous supporting role couple in the film and television industry to play the role of a chartered public and chartered wife.

It was a good conversation at first.

But after the other party got part of the script and read it, he felt that it didn't fit him well, so he didn't want to act.

You must know that it is really difficult to choose the two roles of charter and public charter wife.

Han Zhou compared his memory with the actors in this world, and gave a rough list for Zhang Jiuquan to finalize.

Zhang Jiuquan is very capable in this regard, a bit similar to the bearded Zhang in his previous life, and quickly finalized most of the roles.

However, how can it be smooth sailing for a drama to invite a role?

There are two people who charter the public and the mother-in-law, and Han Zhou must go to it in person.

To be honest, Han Zhou had never been to the Taiwan Strait in his previous life, and this time he had the opportunity, and Han Zhou also wanted to go there.

Han Zhou, who is the director and the starring screenwriter, came to the door in person, highlighting a sincerity.

……

The taxi driver drove: "I'll howl with you, on holidays, and on the Taiwan Strait, it's very good." ”

"We have a 101 howl here, and we're going to perform e-fireworks tonight, hey, don't miss it."

Han Zhou smiled: "Master, your accent is a bit interesting." ”

Taxi driver: "My Mandarin is not standard?" ”

Han Zhou: "The standard standard is that there are too many mood particles. ”

Taxi driver: "Tone auxiliary howl, how can you speak without strangling, I see that you are very young howling, do you want to see betel nut Shih Tzu." ”

Han Zhou was happy: "You talk very locomotively." ”

Taxi driver: "Decline, the current Internet howls, there are some rotten stalks in a day, and the locomotive is a curse howl in the Taiwan Strait, a very dirty swearing." ”

The original meaning of these words is somewhat similar to the turtle hair in Guangfu.

Although the turtle hair itself comes from the word "turtle hair" and "turtle hair rabbit horn", to be honest, the turtle is a new feature of men, and the turtle hair is the same as the hanging hair in Internet language.

But the meaning expressed in Hong Kong and Taiwan is more of a nitpicking, and in other provinces, it is the meaning of dick.

So, locomotives actually mean that you are picky and dick-like.

The car stopped at the Jinling Road South Road Cafe.

Han Zhou got out of the car after paying.

When he got out of the car, Han Zhou felt that the camera was filming him.

Turned his head to look over.

In the low green bushes, a paparazzi hurriedly retracted his head.

Han Zhou smiled and walked into the café.

In the café, Lou Hua was reading a newspaper while flicking cigarette ashes.

Han Zhou stepped forward: "Teacher Lou, came over so early?" ”

Lou Hua: "It's not early, just a few minutes early." ”

Han Zhou raised his hand and called the waiter.

The waitress walked over: "Hello, what do you want?" ”

"Black coffee." Han Zhou: "Teacher Lou, what do you drink?" ”

Lou Hua: "Sweet." ”

"Look at it."

Han Zhou closed the order book: "Another cup of Lan Sheng, send it over there, in the grass, there is a person, give it to him." ”

The waitress glanced at the bushes outside the door, smiled and nodded, "Yes sir." ”

Lou Hua glanced at the grass: "Paparazzi?" ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Yes." ”

"Mr. Lou, I know you haven't filmed for three years, and your wife hasn't filmed for thirteen years."

"But this time, I'd love to have you all together."

Lou Hua smiled: "I'm fine, but my wife doesn't really want to play this role." ”

"She felt the role was a bit ...... How to say,? ”

Han Zhou: "This is called nonsensical and funny. ”

Lou Hua: "But the role of this charter wife is very fierce, and my wife is usually a very gentle person, so I don't want to play this kind of role." ”

Han Zhou: "This can show that your acting skills are good." ”

Lou Hua smiled, it is an undesirable opportunity for an actor to have the opportunity to prove that his acting skills are good, but his husband and wife are indeed not acting much now.

Supporting roles, not much money, especially on the side of the Taiwan Strait.

Good movies on this side of the Taiwan Strait can radiate the entire southern part of China, and even worse movies can only be broadcast on the island.

If the target group is small, the salary will be cheaper.

Lou Hua's level, walking on the island of the Taiwan Strait, not to mention two-thirds, half of the people know this face.

But that's it, to participate in variety shows, at most three or four thousand times.

You must know that Yang Chuan, a variety show celebrity like Yang Chuan, generally has a variety show announcement fee of 2 to 100,000 yuan!

Of course, the brokers and intermediaries took out most of them, and in Yang Chuan's hands, at most two or three thousand.

Yang Chuan once had dinner with an unknown singer friend, but the singer friend's agent sent a message by mistake and sent the voice to the singer's micro message.

The two heard the agent and the intermediary say that the 100,000 notice fee would be given to the agent 60,000, and he would take 36,000, and then tell the singer that the notice fee was 4,000, excluding room and board.

From that day on, the singer never cooperated with his agent again, but joined Yang Chuan's group and found an announcement by himself.

But if you look for the notice yourself, the price will come down, and it will be eight or nine thousand at a time, but it is better than three or four thousand.

Lou Hua's situation is a little special, if he goes to Yanjing, the magic capital, to participate in the show or something, he must consider buying a house.

But buying a house in Taihai has already cost them all their savings, so it is impossible to go to Yanjing, the magic capital, to buy a house.

Later, Lou Hua and his wife simply withdrew from the circle.

But now, the two have plans to make a comeback, because the two of them are old and have children, fifty years old, and they have a six-year-old son.

This necessitates the reopening of business.

It stands to reason that after being out of the circle for so long, there is no place for them in the entertainment industry for a long time.

However, their acting skills as husband and wife are very good, so it is natural for them to directly transform into a golden supporting role when they are older.

Han Zhou and Lou Hua told a rough outline of the story, and then described some of the funny scenes.

Lou Hua listened with great joy.

At this time, the waiter came over to serve coffee.

Han Zhou glanced back, and the paparazzi squatting in the grass also got up with a paper cup and made a toast, and then squatted back in the grass and continued to take pictures.

"Bang, bang!"

Han Zhou beckoned to the grass.

The paparazzi was a little puzzled, walked out to the window glass of the café, and chattered about something.

Han Zhou took out his mobile phone, typed a row of words, and showed it to him.

"I can't hear you."

The paparazzi understood, took out their mobile phones and crackled and typed, showing them to Han Zhou.

"Thank you for your coffee, Mr. Han."

Han Zhou crackled: "Please call me Han Shuai." ”

"Okay Mr. Han, thank you, Mr. Han."

Han Zhou smiled and continued to type: "Don't shoot secretly, you just shoot here, shoot handsome." ”

The paparazzi made an OK gesture, and then shot it at the window.

Lou Hua took out a cigarette: "Director Han, you are very interesting." ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Life is already very hard, and it's a good thing to be interesting." ”

In the process of human evolution, there is a natural protective mechanism, and any means to prevent energy consumption is a habit of human beings.

All the negative things that represent laziness happen to be given by people's genes.

And what represents diligence is anti-human.

However, man has evolved himself into a social creature, so it is precisely the essence of man as a human being and not as an animal to oppose nature.

Therefore, it is very tiring to fight against genes because of sociality.

After the paparazzi finished filming, he typed on his mobile phone: "Finish it, Mr. Han, goodbye." ”

Han Zhou beckoned, then smiled and continued to chat with Lou Hua.

Lou Hua: "You don't know anything about the Taiwan Strait paparazzi, it won't be long before this place will be surrounded by paparazzi, let's go, go to my house to talk?" ”

Han Zhou thought for a moment: "It's okay." ”

Lou Hua drove a car with a domestic plastic shell of tens of thousands of yuan, a car of tens of thousands of yuan ten years ago.

"Well, you've never been in a car like this, have you?"

Han Zhou: "It's a little better than my car, my car is an eight-hand van." ”

Lou Hua glanced at Han Zhou in surprise.

Soon, Han Zhou arrived at Lou Hua's house.

I have to say that back then, Lou Hua spent all the money he earned from making movies to buy this house, which was very big and very good.

However, if he is ten years younger and makes the same work, his income can be more than five times higher.

Over the years, China's economy has risen, and their older generation of actors have not caught up with the good times.

Han Zhou and Lou Hua were on the balcony, chatting.

The Taihai Strait in the summer is still very hot, but Lou Hua likes to feel close to nature.

As we chatted, the door opened.

A child's voice came in: "That big shark is so fierce! ”

"And there's the sea ...... Sea ......"

A gentle woman's voice came in: "Manatee." ”

Little boy: "Yes, manatee! What a big girl! Can manatees be eaten?! ”

A gentle female voice: "That's a protected animal, you can't eat it, we have to protect and protect the animal." ”

Little boy: "Then we don't protect Piggy?" ”

A gentle female voice: "Little Pig is a domesticated domestic animal, different from wild animals." ”

The woman changed her slippers, and Han Zhou glanced over.

Sure enough, a glance at the charter wife!

Han Zhou smiled: "Speaking of which, the movie is also a husband and wife, which is just right for the two of you to make a comeback." ”

"Raise a son, earn some salary first? After this play, you will become popular. ”

Lou Hua smiled: "It's really too expensive to raise a son, if only I had a big son like you, look at this little guy, a gold-swallowing monster, I can't bear it." ”

The woman was a little surprised to see her husband at home and Han Zhou there, wasn't she talking outside? Why did you please go home?

So he walked over: "Hello Director Han." ”

Han Zhou got up and stretched out his hand: "Hello Teacher Mao Qi." ”

Mao Qi smiled: "Let's talk." ”

The little boy ran over.

Mao Qi bowed his head: "Call uncle." ”

Han Zhou: "Call my brother, I'm only twenty-two." ”

Little boy: "Hello big brother." ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Hello little friend." ”

The little boy jumped: "Big brother, have you been to the aquarium, I've been to the aquarium!" ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Big brother hasn't been to the aquarium yet, so let's go again if I have a chance." ”

Han Zhou and Lou Hua chatted, and after a while, the little boy came over to study the lines on Han Zhou's pants.

Han Zhou chatted with Lou Hua for a while, and the little boy: "Big brother, I have superpowers!" ”

Han Zhou turned his head: "Huh? What a superpower! ”

The little boy was excited: "If I fall asleep on the sofa, I will be in bed when I wake up!" ”

"Big brother, don't you believe it?"

"I'll show you!"

And then he actually went to sleep.

Han Zhou smiled and Lou Hua: "Your children are very cute, and they can be stars in the future." ”

Lou Hua: "Forget it, I'm too tired in this business." ”

"Isn't that tiring?" Han Zhou: "It's all the same. ”

Lou Hua shook his head: "It's not that the body is tired, it's the heart that is tired, this line of work is too complicated." ”

Han Zhou: "Don't worry, when he grows up, this line will be much better." ”

Lou Hua smiled: "Really? It's only going to get more and more messy and tired. ”

Han Zhou: "Don't worry, I said it would be much better, and it would be much better." ”

How messy was this line of work before? After only being promoted from Han Si to the top position, it has been much better.

And in the future, it will be even better.

Lou Hua raised his eyebrows, noncommittal, and turned his head to look at the sky.

The sky, a few birds flew by.

The sky over the Taiwan Strait is quite blue.

After a while, the boy fell asleep, Mao Qi carried the boy into the room, and then went to the kitchen.

In the evening, the little boy has forgotten about performing superpowers and plays with airplanes on the sofa.

Han Zhou and Lou Hua drank wine while chatting about some changes on the set in the past few years.

Han Zhou compared what he saw and heard with the scene described by Lou Hua, and found that the times were changing too fast.

This drink, a conversation, it was half past eleven in the evening.

Lou Hua is a little drunk and very happy, he hasn't talked about things in the entertainment industry and film and television circles for a long time.

After being happy, Lou Hua: "Okay, I took this role." ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Let's talk about it when I wake up." ”

"I'm not drunk." Lou Hua: "I want the role of charter man, but ...... There is a question, how to play Tai Chi? ”

Han Zhou: "???!!! ”

I almost forgot about it.

Han Zhou: "A kind of martial arts in the setting story, I will teach you on the set when the time comes." ”

Lou Hua: "Why don't you perform first, I'll practice first, and when you get to the set, you can perform directly." ”

Han Zhou put down his wine glass: "Okay." ”

There are two sets of Tai Chi performed by Han Zhou, one set of hair extension, which is mainly exercised.

A set of moving blocks and hammers is a way of playing.

The two sets don't look like the same boxing set.

However, film and television performances sometimes focus on hair extensions, not because of anything else, but because of Xuan and Xuan is good-looking.

Lou Hua looked at it and closed his eyes to comprehend.

Han Zhou: "How much have you forgotten?" ”

Lou Hua: "Sancheng." ”

Han Zhou: "What now? ”

Lou Hua: "Forget about Wucheng." ”

Han Zhou smiled: "What now? ”

Lou Hua: "I forgot about it." ”

Mao Qi: "??? ”

Lou Hua: "This set of punches is too difficult, otherwise, I'll take a picture with my mobile phone, Director Han, you fight again?" ”

……

Mao Qi drove Han Zhou to the hotel.

Mao Qi didn't speak all the way, but halfway through it suddenly: "Before I quit the circle, I played the heroine." ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Now you can also play the heroine." ”

Mao Qi: "Don't make trouble. ”

In the past, Mao Qi looked like a first-line actress, and now Mao Qi looks like a dormitory management aunt.

"I still can't accept this change of role psychologically."

"However, I heard you and Lou Hua say so much, I think I can try this role."

Han Zhou: "It's not a try, you are the most suitable for this role." ”

"There are only those actors who have practiced martial arts, and there are only a few who are suitable in all aspects of age and image."

"I'm very optimistic about you and Teacher Lou."

Mao Qi: "However, I can't fight ...... now"

Han Zhou: "It doesn't matter, as long as you have the foundation to show one or two hands, we will do the rest with special effects." ”

Mao Qi nodded: "That's okay, we husband and wife can agree to these two roles." ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Then don't send me to the hotel, take me to the airport." ”

Mao Qi snapped, hit the turn signal, turned around from the intersection, and went in the other direction.

What Han Zhou said is already obvious, if the two of you don't agree, I will live in the Taiwan Strait, and the two of you agreed.

Now that the two of them have agreed, the trip is over.

Mao Qi heard Han Zhou say this, how could she not understand?

It was already one o'clock in the evening when I got home.

Mao Qi saw Lou Hua change into the practice clothes he used to practice martial arts when he was in his twenties, and he was playing the Tai Chi he had just learned.

"How?" Lou Hua asked: "I think this offspring is good." ”

Mao Qi: "I agreed to act, so he didn't go back to the hotel and went directly to the airport." ”

Lou Hua: "So, he just came to look for us, but unfortunately he didn't go to the night market to eat snacks or anything, and we couldn't entertain us well." ”

Mao Qi: "As long as the role is played well, it's better than anything." ”

Lou Hua: "So, can you really let go of playing the tigress?" ”

Mao Qi raised his eyebrows: "Try it?" ”

In the middle of the night, the boy woke up, came out to go to the toilet, and found that his mother had pressed his father to the ground and beat him.

Little boy: "Woo woo, Mom, why did you beat Dad?" ”

"Dad, why are you so happy to be beaten!"

I haven't acted for a long time, and Mao Qi and Lou Hua, who are having fun, are embarrassed at the same time.

Mao Qi: "Mom and dad are acting." ”

Boy: "Acting ......"

Mao Qi: "That's right, Mom and Dad are actually actors, celebrities." ”

Boy: "Hehe, lie to me, I don't believe it." ”

At half past one in the middle of the night, the family sat on the ground, leaning back against the sofa, flipping through the photo album together.

Little boy: "Mom, look, Dad and this aunt I don't know are so affectionate!" ”

Mao Qi: "This is my mother." ”

The boy compared the photo with his mother: "......"

Mao Qi: "It's because I gave birth to you that my mother became ugly." ”

Boy: "??? ”

Lou Hua hugged the little boy: "Mom and Dad are going to act in a movie, and when the movie is released, let's go see it together." ”

Boy: "Yes! Playing a superhero? ”

Lou Hua: "Superheroes are fart, Dad, I'll punch a special effects monster." ”

Mao Qi: "......"

"It seems that at our age, we can only use special effects."

Lou Hua smiled: "If you can't beat it, join it, I really want to know what a kung fu movie looks like when it's made with special effects." ”

……

After getting off the plane, Han Zhou took a look at the hot search.

The famous Taiwan Strait paparazzi media Taihaisheng Entertainment: "It is rumored that Lou Hua has a hidden eldest son, it turned out to be him!" 》

Below is a photo of Lou Hua and Han Zhou laughing together.

Han Zhou took a deep breath and turned off his phone.

Coffee is fed to the dog, dog's day, next time we meet, I can't beat you!

Yes, paparazzi.

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Chapter 2 is going to wait a minute

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