Han Sisheng lent his secretary to Han Zhou for three days.

In fact, Han Zhou completely figured out how to use the shorthand typewriter in ten minutes.

I memorized all the words in half an hour.

Han Sisheng's little secretary doubts life!

Because it took her a month to barely memorize all the codes, and a year to get into the intermediate stenographer, that is, to count more than 18 crosses per minute.

It took two and a half years to become a senior stenographer, that is, to count more than 26 crosses per minute.

Han Zhou thought about it carefully, he had seen a certain news in his previous life, and the shorthand in his previous life, the senior stenographer seemed to be two hundred and two crosses per minute.

This shows that the shorthand machines in this world seem to be much easier to use than in the previous life, and the efficiency has increased by almost ten percent.

And Han Zhou, in three days, increased the speed of shorthand typing to 37 crosses per minute.

And this speed can last for ten minutes.

If it's just three hundred and two crosses per minute, it can be kept for two hours.

In other words, Han Zhou can now type 40,000 words in two hours.

If you type for two hours, you can rest for a few hours, and if you type for six hours in three periods a day, you can write 120,000.

It's awesome.

Even if you can't be a star in the future, you can get a monthly salary of 30,000 yuan if you go to be a stenographer and typist.

And Han Sisheng's secretary is already stupid.

Because Han Zhou's more than 300 words per minute is not a blind fight! Come prepared!

Han Zhou is actually writing a plot, more than 300 words per minute!

It's written faster than anyone else can read.

Really, this author has updated too much, and readers can't read it!

And after getting this ability, Han Zhou quickly began to accumulate manuscripts.

The reason is very simple, because Han Zhou is afraid that one day, after he adapts to this world, his original memory will slowly fade.

At that time, the bug-like ability to resemble hyperamnesia will probably be lost.

So until then, you can accumulate as many works as you can.

At first, Han Zhou expected that after he learned to use shorthand to type, he would be able to have some time to rest.

Now it seems that it is nothing more than putting pressure on the tendon sheath, and there is no such thing as rest.

Turned into a ruthless codeword machine.

When Han Zhou was coding words day and night, the action of the new world did not stop.

Recently, New World packed Yang Chuan and sent various variety shows to participate in the show.

You want ACE9 to be on a variety show, right? In addition to giving money, you have to give Yang Chuan a chance in your other programs, and there are a lot of shots, otherwise you don't have to talk about it.

Many stations are very puzzled, Yang Chuan is not handsome, and he has no talent, why does the new world praise him so hard? What do you mean?

And after Yang Chuan participated in several Niu Fork variety shows, he was repeatedly asked by his friends who ran together in the past, why did he suddenly catch the express train of the new world, is it a PY transaction?

Yang Chuan remembered the barber sauce explosion he played, as well as the half-butt shot.

If you want to say that it's not a PY transaction, it doesn't seem to be.

If you want to say that it is a PY transaction, it seems that something is not quite right.

"I met Brother Han, and Brother Han said that he wanted me to make my debut."

Someone immediately: "So, how did you meet Han Shuai?!" ”

"How can I let Han Shuai see me?"

"What did you do, why did Brother Han help such a big coffee?"

Yang Chuan was very profound: "I don't know, maybe I was taken by Brother Han when I was sick." ”

Yang Chuan also felt magical.

I just saw Han Zhou watching the ants, went up to build stubble, and then blocked the sun for a while.

As a result, you become a member of the new world?

Many years later, Yang Chuan recalled this past incident and said such a sentence, 'Brother Han is a well-deserved godfather of world entertainment, just like me, no one will think that an ugly person like me can win the actor, but at the beginning, Brother Han took a fancy to my characteristics and potential at a glance, and even I didn't know that I had this kind of energy. ’

Yang Chuan is different from others.

Other actors can't participate in too many variety shows, and the deeper the personal impression they leave on the audience, the more unfavorable it is for the characters to impress the audience.

When the time comes, everything you play will be yourself.

And Yang Chuan, what he wants to perform is a clown.

The more familiar the audience is with the usual Yang Chuan, the more they will feel that this harlequin role is too good.

Therefore, Han Zhou instructed Sister Hong to work hard to find a variety show for Yang Chuan, so that the audience could be familiar with this face.

In addition to Yang Chuan's movements, New World's biggest move now is that "Dick Silk Man" and "Never Expected" were launched almost at the same time.

And all of them ushered in an outbreak at the end of November.

Now, in all corners of the Internet, many stalks about "Dick Silk Man" and "Never Expected" are circulating.

Many netizens take these hot stalks as mantras and say them every day.

"98 is like this, 298 can't take off?!"

"Pap pap pap, clap your hands if you feel happy."

"Uncle Te's service to you, it's good!"

"Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire!"

"I think of the day I ran in the sunset, it was my lost youth."

"Your sister! You've clearly forgotten your words! ”

"Unexpectedly, I finally defeated the Demon King."

Liu Yanzhou, being an idol, is like a superfluous dish.

But playing the role of Wang Dazhui is simply a lore!

Facial paralysis face, a serious Mandarin tone.

Every time he spoke seriously, the barrage was 'Hahaha!' 'Swipe.

And Zhang Jiuquan, how famous he is when he is a director, although the name "No. 1 in the World" is already famous in the industry, but where do ordinary audiences know him?

But now, the audience knows Zhang Jiuquan.

Every time I see Zhang Jiuquan's pictures or videos, some netizens will leave a sentence: "Brother Jiu's other leg stayed in the foot-washing city, right?" ”

"Brother Jiu, wash your feet every day, and you're about to wash your bald skin, right?"

"Dedication to art! dog/jpg”

At present, online drama short dramas are an existence between short videos and film and television dramas.

His popularity is as high as that of film and television dramas, but his profit can only be as long as short videos.

However, his production is excellent and at the same level as film and television dramas, much higher than short video production.

If you look at them as UP masters, there is no doubt that the strongest UP main fans on the whole network are currently 6 million, but their strength is less than one-tenth of that compared to "Never Expected" and "Dick Silk Man".

If you look at them as film and television dramas, they are not as profitable as film and television actors.

Liu Yanzhou is now one of the most famous Internet celebrities on the whole network.

And Zhang Jiuquan is the director who has dedicated the most times to art on the whole network.

So much so that recently, Zhang Jiuquan recruited actors from "The Legend of the Condor Heroes" on behalf of New World, and many actors really thought that Zhang Jiuquan liked big health care, so they always asked him to wash his feet.

And Zhang Jiuquan ...... I really like to wash my feet!

Chen Xiaoyong saw that so many people asked Zhang Jiuquan to wash his feet, he was envious, jealous and hateful, and reported Zhang Jiuquan to Han Zhou several times.

Zhang Jiuquan bit his heart and decided to take Chen Xiaoyong with him when he was invited to wash his feet.

The golden left foot and golden right foot of Hengdian Foot Washing City are back out of the rivers and lakes!

The time quickly moved into December, the end of the year.

The Huaguo award season arrives two months earlier than the rice awards season.

The award ceremony of music awards has begun on a large scale.

Every day, Han Zhou, in addition to the crazy code words, is to accompany An Lan to receive the award.

Han Zhou had a feeling that An Lan and Wang Xiya seemed to have reached some kind of agreement.

For music awards, An Lan accompanied Han Zhou.

Film and television awards, Wang Xiya accompanied Han Zhou.

But...... The red and green clothes and pants are still red and green, and the two women buy clothes for Han Zhou, and they still choose a set of one person, and they have not discussed, although the clothes bought by the two of them are very good.

But it's magical to just take out one piece of clothing and put another set of pants together.

The entire entertainment industry knows that Han Zhou likes to wear bells and whistles.

The point is that the clothes and pants are very formal and atmospheric, but when they are put together, they are full of bells and whistles.

This kind of matching ability, looking at it, in the global fashion circle, it is quite explosive.

At the beginning of December, at the Golden Dee Awards, An Lan won all the awards that all female singers can get, such as Best New Female Singer, Best Female Singer, Album of the Year, Golden Song of the Year, and Most Popular Album of the Year.

Han Zhou won four awards: Best Lyrics "Farewell", Best Composition "The Moon Represents My Heart", Best Album Production, and Best Newcomer Male Singer "Love at First Sight".

But the best male singer, Han Zhou is out of play.

Because Han Zhou hasn't released an album all year round, it's all singles.

Even if you have been on the top of the hit song list many times, you can't get this award.

It was an old acquaintance who won this award.

Zhang Huaye.

Zhang Huaye released the single "I Remember" at the beginning, which was not particularly popular at first, but was liked by many old fans.

Zhang Huaye has never cooperated with a top songwriter, and he has relied on his singing skills to support his status as a first-line singer.

And after "I Remember" came out, his old fans cried.

Finally, our brother Ye has finally caught up with the master!

Zhang Huaye thought at first that the market response of "I Remember" was not good, but he didn't think much about it.

Because this song was originally intended for his deceased mother, it doesn't matter if the song sells well or not.

Subsequently, Zhang Huaye released a solo album and included "I Remember" in it.

And it just so happened that at this time, "I Remember" became popular!

On short video sites, it's overwhelming!

There are more than 30 videos with more than 10,000 comments alone!

A lot of them are anime based on lyrics.

After the interpretation of the animation, passers-by and fans understood what "I remember" meant.

"I carry luggage that is heavier than my body

Swim to the bottom of the Nile

After a few lightning bolts, a bunch of apertures were seen

Not sure if it's here

I saw several people standing together

They took my luggage with scissors

Wipe my head without a chance to go back

Until I heard a voice I was sure it was you......"

After watching the animation, fans figured out that the luggage that was heavier than the body was actually the placenta.

Whereas, the bottom of the Nile refers to amniotic fluid.

A few bolts of light, a bunch of apertures, referring to the shadowless lights on the operating table.

Several people were seen standing together, taking scissors to remove their luggage, referring to the placenta removed after the caesarean section.

In the end, it was determined that it was you, the voice of the mother.

It turns out that the lyrics mean this.

Fans get it! Originally...... Zhang Huaye was produced by caesarean section!

However, the lyrics still touched a large number of netizens, especially the folk light rock cover singers, who especially like to cover this song.

All sorts of covers have sprung up like mushrooms after a rain.

"I Remember" is also getting more and more popular.

The fire of "I Remember" also brought fire to Zhang Huaye's new album.

Many people don't know that "I Remember" has released a single alone, and they think it is a new song from the new album.

And this album sold a full 1.7 million copies!

This data is already a platinum album.

If it was placed more than ten years ago, it would have been quite explosive, and it could be directly crowned the king of songs.

Now, because piracy has been cracked down, this data is not so good, but it also helped Zhang Huaye win the first Best Male Singer Award in his life.

If you count it like this, the Kingdee Award is covered by Han Zhou's works!

Then came the Golden Wheat Awards.

An Lan is still a Grand Slam.

Han Zhou is also the best rookie male singer, and he has one more gold medal songwriter certification, which is equivalent to getting the official first-class songwriter songwriter and songwriter daddy certification.

And the Golden Wheat Award for Best Male Singer was sent to Lin Xiaoxing.

At the end of December, the most powerful Golden Melody Awards arrived.

An Lan, this time failed to make a Grand Slam.

Because the Golden Melody Award itself has one more award than other awards, it is called the best golden melody of the year.

The Golden Melody Award for the Golden Melody of the Year this time was awarded to "Farewell".

Han Zhou didn't expect that the award presenter would be Huang Yi.

An Lan's grandmother Huang Yi arrived at the scene and personally presented the award to Han Zhou.

And An Lan also lost the single-year Grand Slam honor.

Of course, the Grand Slam itself should also include the Lifetime Achievement Award, and An Lan's age, no matter how explosive her performance, is unlikely to win this award, so it is impossible for her to win a single annual Grand Slam.

The whole of December was spent in the code word and awards season.

Han Zhou has amassed a large number of works, including a new one, as well as the lyrics of 1,200 songs, 300 articles, and the scripts of 35 films.

Finally, 2024, has arrived.

On Chinese New Year's Eve, as usual, Han Zhou worked in the company and then returned to the rental house.

sent some text messages to say hello to Wang Xiya Anlan on New Year's Eve.

Say hello to Chen Feng, Liu Yiling, Lin Xiaoxing, Rang Bing, Luo Daming, and Wang Mingyuan.

Then there is Han Sisheng and Xie Fu.

Then I received a bunch of hello messages and replied one by one.

Finally, Han Zhou posted a picture in the circle of friends of micro-information.

[Get rich in 2019! ] Fork off! 2020！ Fork off! 2021！ Fork off! 2022！ Fork off! 2023！ Fork off! Make a fortune in 2024!! 】

It was late at night, so I drank a little wine and got ready to go to bed.

At this time, Han Zhou's phone rang.

Han Zhou looked at it, Timopushkin.

"Hey, Teemo, Happy New Year!"

Teemo: "Is it New Year's over there?" I've been here for 23 years. ”

Han Zhou smiled: "Little Timo who stayed in the old era, you will be a year older tomorrow, and your waist is still good, right?" Recently, the dosage has been exceeded, right? ”

Timo sighed on the other end of the phone: "Han Zhou, I'm in a big deal, and I'm joking!" ”

Han Zhou was puzzled: "What big deal can you do...... You're not going to smash Twilight, are you?!!! ”

Han Zhou's voice raised by three orders of magnitude: "I'll come here by plane!" You wait!! ”

Teemo: "The Twilight Zone is filmed, and the special effects are starting after the filming, and it is estimated that it will be released in the summer." ”

Finished shooting? That's a good thing! Sit back and wait for the screenwriter's box office account, and wait for the filming of "Twilight 2" to make a lot of money!

What else could Timo do?

Did he accidentally soak in the daughter of the councilor of Angel City?

Han Zhou: "So, what the hell is going on?" ”

Teemo: "Didn't we use a mountain house when we were filming 'Twilight'? ”

"I looked for it, and I really found a suitable villa, so I borrowed it."

"Unexpectedly, the other party is a two-haired person."

Han Zhou was puzzled: "Ermao people? It's a good thing, you're very familiar with it! ”

Timo: "The other party hates Lao Mao very much, so he moved his family to the United States when he was a child." ”

Han Zhou: "When a fellow sees a fellow countryman, his eyes are full of tears, there is no harm?" ”

Teemo: "And then he started munitions. ”

Han Zhou: "??? ”

Teemo: "I went to borrow a villa, and this person was very interested in the film and television industry, and said that he wanted to invest in a movie, so he would shoot their story. ”

"I wanted to get the villa as soon as possible to shoot, and I was happy and full of promises."

"I thought this kind of character would forget about this kind of little thing after a while."

"Unexpectedly, he came to me again today!!"

"I forgot about it!!!"

This...... It's really a mess.

It's no wonder that as a hairy man, Timo, who is not afraid of heaven and earth, can still say that he is in trouble.

After all, the other party is a businessman, and every one of his goods can take Timo's dog life.

Timo was on the other end of the phone: "He came to the door today and asked me how the script was written, and said that the investment was in place, saying that there were a lot of equipment in the first half of the year, and they were all parked in Europe and could be used to make movies at any time, but in the second half of next year, they would have to be sent to the battlefield, and asked me to hurry up and start the project." ”

"I haven't written a word, what should I do?"

Han Zhou: "What did you tell him?" ”

Timo smiled awkwardly: "The script I told him has been written, it is very well written, and it needs to be revised." ”

Han Zhou: "Then you wait to die." ”

Teemo: "Han Zhou, I know you write scripts very quickly, can you make a script to deal with it?" ”

"I'll drag him for three days!"

Han Zhou sighed: "You unlucky bastard, I will come to Archangel City tomorrow, you are ready to meet him." ”

Teemo had to be saved.

Teemo is the most important link in Han Zhou's Hollywood deployment.

It is also the bridgehead for the new world to enter Hollywood.

If Teemo had sacrificed, all the previous foreshadowing would have been in vain, including the "Twilight" series.

Arms dealers?

Soon, Yang Hong helped Han Zhou book a ticket to Archangel City, and applied for a visa on the grounds of a work visit to the Speed Common Group.

As the screenwriter of "Twilight", it is normal for Han Zhou to go to speedrun (it was written about Universal before, which was a clerical error, and Twilight was filmed in cooperation with speedrun).

Soon the visa was obtained, and Han Zhou got on the plane, so he took out his notebook and wrote the script slowly.

What Han Zhou didn't expect was when the plane landed in Archangel City.

A pair of policemen, swarming, directly surrounded the first class cabin!

Han Zhou people are stupid.

The men demanded that Han Zhou's notebook be checked.

Because every time the flight attendant went over, she saw Han Zhou writing about missiles, guns, tanks, fighter planes, and other transactions, and at first glance, she was an extremely dangerous person.

When the police came, they were stupid when they saw Han Zhou.

Isn't this Han Zhou? Indie musicians, the gods of indie music.

"Castro Bazaar" and "The Last of the Mohicans" and "Fade" have taken the English Internet by storm.

Can this person be a dangerous person?

Han Zhou could only tell the story: "This is the script, the script of the new movie." ”

"I'm going to work at speedrun now, I'm the screenwriter of the movie "Twilight", you can check the filing at the movie guild."

This was quickly confirmed by the police.

Misunderstanding cleared.

Han Zhou wiped his sweat.

Is it really necessary to make a movie and enter the bureau once? This old tradition has been carried over to the United States.

But why didn't you make it to the game when you filmed "Kung Fu"? Isn't it not time to report that the time has not come?

Coming out of the small black room at the airport, Han Zhou saw Chen Dayong and Timo.

Chen Dayong learned from Timo at this time, wearing bells and whistles.

got into the car, Chen Dayong drove the car, and Timo grabbed the notebook and looked at it.

While watching, he looked up at Han Zhou in amazement.

After reading the script slowly, Timo was stupid!

I asked you to spend some time on a script to deal with things, but I didn't ask you to write such a shocking thing!

Can this thing really be filmed? Can it be filmed and broadcast?

Teemo: "Is this serious? Follow this shot? ”

Han Zhou: "I know that there is a gangster who has ten times more assets than you know the arms dealer. ”

"When he was exposed on the Internet and said that it was a gray force and a black force, guess what he said?"

Teemo: "Trying to kill the whistleblower?" ”

Han Zhou shook his head: "He said, 'It's better this way, others are more afraid of me, and business is better'." ”

Teemo: "??? ”

Han Zhou: "Don't worry, when this movie is made, the film scheduling rate in various countries will not be low, and it will not be banned, the only problem is that we need an actor to support this kind of role." ”

They wish to be able to advertise business, although they scolded them, but this is not a reason for them to ban it.

It's like the Bangguo Consortium pays people to make movies every day, and the black consortium is a truth.

If you can make money, what is it to be scolded? Being scolded and not losing meat, making money is the right thing.

I've done this stuff, and I'm afraid of being scolded???

Timo thought for a moment, "Why don't you come?" ”

Han Zhou: "I'm not going to play a bad guy in Hollywood. ”

Timo pondered for a moment, "Let the arms dealer invite himself?" ”

Han Zhou smiled: "This is reliable!" ”

Teemo: "By the way, why are the place names in the script empty, and the names of the forces and whatever, all empty? ”

Han Zhou: "Wouldn't it be better for you to let him fill in the matter himself when you negotiate with him?" ”

Originally, the movie in the previous life was based on various real events.

In this life, let the arms dealers fill in these blanks by themselves, doesn't it also become an adaptation of real events?

Han Zhou: "By the way, what's that person's name?" ”

Teemo: "emmm......"

Han Zhou: "??? ”

Teemo: "Just call you the name of the protagonist." ”

Han Zhou: "Yuri Orlov? ”

Teemo: "His name is Yuri, and his surname is Turgenev." ”

The question mark on Han Zhou's head turned into an exclamation mark, this arms dealer, his surname is very literary! Han Zhou looked at Timo again, and Timo's surname was also quite literary.

Han Zhou thought about whether he should choose an English name, and call him Tagore, Shakespeare, Wilde Hemingway.

Or is it simply surnamed Lude? By the way, Mr. Lu himself is not surnamed Lu, so forget it.

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Ask for a commuter pass!

During the transition period, I wanted to write some daily life, but I was always scolded before, and recently I tried not to write daily to see the effect, and then write daily after a while.

(End of chapter)