The concert in Hanwu City was still crowded, because the venue was not big enough, and even 20,000 fans did not enter.

This is a scene that has not been seen in China before.

And the concert ended smoothly.

The next concert will be in Shudu in mid-November.

And Han Zhou finally ushered in high-intensity work.

The primary election for the "2024 Spring Festival Gala" is about to begin.

As early as June, after Han Zhou took over the task, he asked the team to notify all the nail households of the Spring Festival Gala and let them prepare the program and screen it.

And today, it's the time for the first selection of the show.

The entire screening is completely forbidden to shoot.

However, it is completely public.

All the cast and crew who have participated in the Spring Festival Gala at least once and are still in the event have received invitations.

The location is the studio occupied by the Spring Festival Gala all year round, Studio No. 1.

More than 200 cast members also came today.

On the judges' bench, Han Zhou sat in the main seat.

On the left sits Director Ren, and on the right is Director Hadir Mamat of the Yang Ma Variety Channel.

Speaking of which, in the name of the frontier, Hadir means capable.

This person has good ability, otherwise the director would not have asked him to assist Han Zhou.

In addition to the two directors, there is also He Yuyong, the deputy director of the Spring Festival Gala dispatched above, and Han Zhou's own assistant director and actor director, Zhang Jiuquan.

Don't say that Han Zhou is nepotistic, to do this kind of thing, you still have to be comfortable to be reliable, Han Zhou took this position, and he is not afraid of people.

On the stage, the new generation of sketch actor Ma Jing, as well as her partner Bai Yi'an.

The two of them performed enthusiastically on stage.

Ma Jing turned around: "So you ......"

Bai Yi'an: "Hey, it's not worth mentioning. ”

Han Zhou frowned.

This is a sign that it is going to be sensational.

Director Hadir smiled, while Director Ren was expressionless.

Han Zhou had a cold face and directly pulled the microphone in front of him: "Stop." ”

At the scene, more than 200 entertainers were watching.

Everyone watched this show, just like watching the official program of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years, and they all felt that this show was stable.

However, Han Zhou shouted to stop, making everyone stupid.

Han Zhou leaned closer to the microphone: "Next, are you so moved that you cry." ”

"The misunderstanding is solved."

Then Bai Yi'an said, let's make dumplings then?! And then you said to have a happy New Year? ”

Bai Yi'an was embarrassed on stage, and Ma Jing smiled awkwardly: "I said ...... dumplings"

Han Zhou: "Okay, let me comment." ”

"The level of funniness, out of 100 points, this show can score 20 points."

"Because of sensationalism, five points will be deducted."

"Fifteen points overall."

At the scene, all the actors of language programs were chuckling in their hearts.

Ma Jing and Bai Yi'an on the stage were very embarrassed.

Han Zhou: "Ma Jing, we have cooperated, and in front of so many people, I am not afraid of being gossiped about." ”

"From the bottom of my heart, I hope you can enter this year's Spring Festival Gala, after all, the Spring Festival Gala needs fresh blood, you have already entered the Spring Festival Gala for a year, if you do well, it will depend on you in the next ten or twenty years."

"However, this show, as a funny sketch, is still far from qualified."

Ma Jing previously participated in "Dick Silk Man" as a chubby foot-washing girl.

and also in the same frame as Han Zhou, dedicated the famous scene of 'storming my kidney reflex area', and the audience talked about it.

However, this show, just like the show last year and the year before, is not funny.

Director Ren: "Director Han, let's talk to everyone about the standard directly." ”

"I'm afraid they don't understand what you mean."

Han Zhou nodded: "Then I'll say it directly." ”

The ears of the actors in all the language programs on the scene were ridged.

Han Zhou: "There are only two standards for language programs. ”

"The first is patriotic, the second is funny."

"If it's not funny, don't talk about it."

"If it is patriotic to express it, in the program with the same funny score, priority will be given."

"It's the first primary, and there's still two months left before the show is finalized, so you can think for yourself."

Han Zhou got up very seriously, turned around, and picked up the microphone: "All the sketch cross talk actors present, I say bluntly, this year's Spring Festival Gala, you don't need to educate the audience." ”

"The audience doesn't need to be taught a lesson on this day of the New Year."

Many people present frowned and pondered.

Everyone is arranging the program according to the standard of the Spring Festival Gala in previous years, and according to the current standard, there is no possibility of passing at all, what should I do?

Of course, there is no possibility of passing.

Han Zhou can choose up to five of their own programs.

Because Han Zhou came up with four sketches by himself.

Hadir: "We all agree with Director Han's opinion, the most important thing is to be funny, if it's not funny, what kind of bullshit TV is there?" Also the Spring Festival Gala? ”

Director Ren nodded: "The words are not rough." ”

Someone at the scene wanted to speak, but after the two directors said this, everyone didn't speak.

In fact, Hadir was protecting them.

If someone really stands up and says it, Han Zhou will not hesitate to directly cancel his selection qualification.

At the scene, the singers, acrobatics, magic, and dancers of non-language programs also became serious.

It seems that the conditions for the songs to be selected this year are basically the same, so don't you listen to them first.

If it doesn't sound good, pull it down directly.

If it's good, patriotic songs take precedence.

The magician breathed a sigh of relief, but luckily I performed magic, so it didn't have to be educational, so it saved a lot of trouble.

Acrobats sweat.

If a sketch actor wants to do this, at most he must study his own book more and write the script well.

If the acrobat wants to raise the bar, the danger index will skyrocket.

Although many difficult actions are performed by themselves, this is the Spring Festival Gala, if the performance is smashed, it will be a big incident, and the pressure is great.

As the selection continued, it didn't happen.

The candidates for language programs can't be changed on the spot now, so they can only be performed head-on.

Han Zhou even gave a show a minus five points.

The actor broke down on the stage and burst into tears.

However, the fact that Han Zhou is a tyrant on the set is not a secret at all.

Originally, many people were ready to be scolded today.

But I didn't expect Han Zhou's attack to be so wide.

Almost every one who took the stage was criticized.

Even if it is the same problem, Han Zhou is not stingy, the same thing, say it again.

"It's not funny, it's worth again, right? Who to educate? ”

"I'm not good to say, the audience in front of the TV has a higher level of education than you, do you think you are useful to them in reasoning?"

"If you know how to respect the old and love the young, if you don't play this play, others will continue to respect the old and love the young."

"I don't know how to respect the old and love the young...... Do you think your show is enough to move them and move their hearts and hearts? ”

"If you can make the show so that the audience bursts into tears, and someone changes their minds on the spot, I will pass it for you, what do you think? All right? ”

"It's not funny at all, it's kind of disgusting."

"This is so disgusting, I want to throw up!"

However, there are still people who put on new shows.

A comedian named Dai Qiang, with his partner, acted in a "Stealing a Mobile Phone".

There is basically nothing educational.

It's all about stealing mobile phones, one is stealing a mobile phone, one is mistaken for stealing a mobile phone, and the other is the owner of the mobile phone.

What happened on the bus.

In the end, what surprised Han Zhou was that the foothold of stealing the mobile phone was not designed to catch the thief.

The foothold was designed at the end, and another person was caught by mistake, but at the end of the moment, a mobile phone ringtone came from one of the people, and a flash flashed in his trouser pocket.

This person is the one who stole the phone.

It was here that the show ended, abruptly stopped, leaving blank.

Han Zhou: "Sixty points, pass." ”

"It's funny, but it's not particularly funny, you can think about the individual baggage again, and if you can get to eighty points, you will enter the admission selection criteria."

"If you can score 80 points in this show before the second selection, you can pass it directly."

So far, there hasn't been a show more than twenty points.

This show is directly sixty points.

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

These two people are not acquaintances of Han Zhou, and they don't even know each other.

But their show is really funny, and everyone has a scale in their hearts.

Dai Qiang breathed a sigh of relief, thanked the judges, and left the court.

After Dai Qiang took a seat, Ma Jing asked, "Why did you prepare such a show?" ”

Dai Qiang had a black line on his forehead: "The program I prepared is similar to yours." ”

"This show is ready to be performed in a small theater, and his partner is not him yet, but fortunately we have spoken together and can barely perform it."

Ma Jing was surprised: "In other words, if you let the original partner come, or let Lao Liu be familiar with this script, it is directly possible to pass eighty points?" ”

Dai Qiang nodded and shook his head: "I feel that Director Han's laughter is a bit high, and he may not be able to do it, but it is definitely better than today's performance." ”

After all, the partner can't remember the complete vocabulary, and a lot of baggage and stalks are just skipped, and the story is mainly passed.

So it was sixty points.

If you make up for these shortcomings, you should have more than 70 points, but I don't know if you can get to 80.

Ma Jing: "Oh, it's good not to be scolded, today you have a long face, who is not a frequent visitor to the Spring Festival Gala at the scene, and now you are also famous." ”

Dai Qiang smiled: "Luck, there is just a show that hasn't been performed yet that can be taken out." ”

When the song program takes the stage.

Only those present know what nepotism is.

What is called "bowing down" in everything.

Chen Feng and Chen Tianwang took the stage and sang a song written by Han Zhou.

The other singers at the scene, after listening to the songs he sang and reading the lyrics, didn't dare to let go of half a fart.

Steady.

And then there's Zhang Ceyong.

Zhang Ceyong sang a song written by Han Zhou.

The subject matter is also stable, and no one dares to say anything.

Then there is Lin Xiaoxing, who is stable.

Then there is An Lan, An Lan sang the song of her second album, from a certain point of view, An Lan does not come to the election, it is inevitable to be stable.

Then An Lan and Liu Yiling sang a song written by Han Zhou.

Although the subject matter is not stable, after listening to the two singing, no one dares to speak.

Then there were Wang Chuyang and Zhang Die, this time the temporary group sang an inspirational song.

In terms of hearing, it is another song that will endure and become popular all over the country.

Han Zhou threw out all his company and those who could sing.

Even Lu Jin came on stage and sang a song.

It is to tell others that if they have the ability to write better than me, then I will give it to you.

If the writing is not as good as mine, and you can't find someone more bullish than me, then it's no fun.

But there are still capable people on the scene.

Among all the heavenly kings who are still active in the country now, there are still two Han Zhou who are not very familiar.

One is Liu Tianwang, Liu Hanyun, who is already sixty years old.

One is forty-three years old, about the same age as Chen Feng, and basically does not appear on the same occasion as Chen Feng, Zhou Tianwang, Zhou Meng.

Although these two songs were not written by Han Zhou, the judges unanimously gave high marks.

Even for Liu Tianwang's song, the score given by Han Zhou was ten points higher than the score given to Lu Jin.

The people in the Beijing circle at the scene frowned into Sichuan characters.

The people under his own banner want to PK with Han Zhou's song of Han Zhou's people, which is a dead end.

It seems that if you want to reduce the influence of the new world, you must find the remaining two divas in the entertainment industry, as well as those first-line strong singers, to compete for positions.

Otherwise, in the end, Han Zhou would not be able to send all the second-rate singers of his company to the stage of the Spring Festival Gala.

For the whole year of next year, New World will do nothing else, and it will be able to eat a lot of money just for its celebrity endorsement fees.

And this is also a conspiracy.

Han Zhou is not afraid of competition, if you have the ability, you will invite all these people to go out of the mountain.

If you don't invite you, I'll be nepotistic in these positions one by one.

Writing songs is amazing!

On the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, except for the king and queen, other songs only look at the quality of the songs, which has been the case over the years.

Except for a few years when I invited a few turtle-footed baseball stars and domestic idols, at other times, the quality of singing programs is very high.

At the very least, it is all popular film and television stars singing a song together, which is already the worst.

If you want to gain a foothold on the stage of the Spring Festival Gala, you have to sing well.

It's not good for Han Zhou, then Han Zhou can blatantly insert all his own people into it.

Next, the acrobats take the stage.

That's all Han Zhou can say.

Amazing.

If you want to make yourself do these actions, you can only do them at noon, because sooner or later something will happen.

To be precise, as soon as I go up, I will have an accident.

But these general movements beyond the limits of human beings are commonplace for acrobats.

However, Han Zhou still commented: "You have a two-person support action. ”

"I guess there's no one else in the world who can do it but you, right?"

The acrobat on the stage panted and nodded: "For now...... Should...... Call...... Only we can act. ”

Han Zhou: "It's amazing. ”

"However, for those who don't know how to do it, this sense is not as good as the top tank or the trapeze act."

Double support, one person is supported by his hands, and below is a balance board.

The other, upside down on his back, while his head was raised, held up more than ten bowls.

This action is estimated to be able to be done by this pair of pairs in the world.

However, the sensory stimulation is far less than that of a trapeze.

And the trapeze is a stunt that at least thousands of acrobats around the world can do.

Han Zhou: "I suggest that you reduce hardcore items in your show and show more sensory stimulation actions. ”

"Like this kind of performance strength, no one in the world can do the action, just leave one group, there are at least six groups in your show that other people can't do, it's not necessary, the audience can't understand it."

The actors on stage wiped their sweat, and you didn't just catch a group of people and scolded them.

Several actions were temporarily decided to change before going on stage.

However, Han Zhou said so, and the acrobat took a deep breath: "No problem, we have a lot of alternative moves." ”

Han Zhou nodded: "Okay, let's take a look at your own characteristic actions one day, and then rearrange the show." ”

Eighteen hours have actually passed since I finished talking here.

This high-intensity performance lasted for a full eighteen hours, but no one on the scene was impatient or ready to slip away in advance.

You must know that appearing on the Spring Festival Gala performance is equivalent to getting tens of millions of endorsements next year, and you will have endless performance opportunities.

Just say that the appearance of the actors in the Spring Festival Gala is definitely a huge publicity stunt.

The economic stakes involved are too great.

If you act well, you will do half of the performance next year and earn ten times as much money as this year.

messed up, next year will continue to be tired like coolies for another year, and then it is better to earn one-tenth of the income of the peers who were selected for the Spring Festival Gala.

Even if it's already two o'clock in the evening.

Everyone still forcibly kept their spirits.

At present, the selection of the program has been completed.

The Spring Festival Gala should have forty programs, and sixty alternative programs are needed.

Only thirteen alternative programmes have been selected so far.

If nothing else, before the final selection in November, there should be one more selection, otherwise it will not be able to catch up with the progress, and everyone is waiting for Han Zhou to speak.

Han Zhou got up and took out a piece of paper: "At present, thirteen alternative programs have been selected on the spot. ”

"I still have four scripts in my hand, and the four sketch programs need to be performed by actors, and the conditions will be announced in the large group in a while, if you are interested, you can find Zhang Jiuquan."

"There are three other dance programs, and the candidates have been confirmed."

"So twenty alternative programs have been identified at the moment."

"We need thirty programs for the Spring Festival Gala this time, and we need forty-five alternative programs, before October, you have already performed, if you continue to participate in the election with the changes of the old programs, you can shoot them at any time and send them to me."

"November, the final election, I hope everyone will come on."

Everyone is stupid.

Yes?

There is no second selection, it is directly the final selection?

No, although you are good, but you write four sketches yourself, are you sure that you will be able to reach 80 points?

Don't pull it out and yo-yo?

Also, why is there only thirty programs in this year's Spring Festival Gala, shouldn't there be thirty-eight or nine hours?

There is really no more, the sketches selected by Han Zhou are all super long sketches.

The longer the sketch, the higher the quality, and the sketch should occupy the duration of four songs to ten songs of the same level.

There are also dance programs selected by Han Zhou, which are also super long and exciting.

Therefore, there are only 30 programs in this year's Spring Festival Gala.

The Spring Festival Gala has always been, the more programs, the more you make up.

This year, the Spring Festival Gala, there is no need to make up the numbers!

A lot of people who are interested in it have done the math.

There are already twenty shows.

Don't forget, every year there is at least one end chorus.

Then there are only nine drops left.

Every year, a popular group of actors will come on stage to sing, usually two or three.

So there are still five or six program slots left.

Moreover, there are three programs today that are not approved, but pending.

There is a high probability that these people can be selected after changing the script.

That is to say, in fact, there are only two or three opportunities left for everyone to compete?!!!

How does it look like a failed primary, but it turns out that there are almost enough selections?!

What's going on?!!!

Originally, Fu Yi, a star first-line actor and singer in the Beijing circle, who endured it all night, stood up: "Director Han, the leaders of the director team of the Spring Festival Gala." ”

Han Zhou was about to speak, but was interrupted, put down the paper, glanced at who it was, and there was a direct and undisguised disgust in his eyes: "What's the matter?" ”

Fu Yi said coldly: "Director Han, are there too many internal programs?" ”

Han Zhou smiled.

In fact, there is nothing to choose from in the song program, except for the songs I wrote, I can choose at most three.

There are two heavenly kings here today, so there is still one place left.

And for language programs, there must be only one cross talk, and Han Zhou has already given it to Lin Xihang.

It's just that what to play, Lin Xihang has to think more about it himself.

Sketch shows, Han Zhou took out four, and originally only needed six sketches for the Spring Festival Gala a year.

So Han Zhou was only going to choose two from the beginning.

Now there is an extra slot, and the dance program has been reduced to three.

There are two places left, and Han Zhou is optimistic about Ma Jingneng being able to win one.

In fact, you need to choose one.

Therefore, there is also a need for a song, a sketch, and a live life.

Han Zhou didn't answer the question, but looked at Fu Yi: "You, have an opinion?" ”

Of course, Fu Yi has an opinion.

For the Beijing circle, in the past year, it was the highlight of the Spring Festival Gala!

At least three sketches by actors from the Beijing Circle, at least one Peking Opera program, at least three songs, at least two singing programs by actors from the Beijing Circle, at least one group dance program, and at least one sketch.

This year, no one in the Beijing circle has been selected so far, but there are only two places left!

At this time, others won't let you, the last two places break your head, and there may be no one in the Beijing circle.

Fu Yi: "I think it's unfair, Director Han thinks other people's sketches are not funny, so, are your four books really funny?" ”

Han Zhou: "You can read the script." ”

"However, if people who are not participating in the role want to read the script, they will first put a deposit of 50 million in the program team."

The more than 200 people present were stunned.

What does this mean?

Han Zhou: "If you watch it, before the Spring Festival Gala, the show is leaked, then the deposit will be collected directly." ”

"If you want to, you can sign up to see it."

Han Zhou turned his head to look at Zhang Jiuquan: "You are responsible for this matter together, whether it is an actor or someone who wants to see the quality of my script, deal with it together." ”

Zhang Jiuquan: "Okay boss! ”

Zhang Jiuquan, he's used to calling the boss.

But on this occasion, it was not the leader of the guide but the boss, which made Fu Yu and others feel that Han Zhou did it on purpose.

Deliberately? Thinking too much, each of Han Zhou's books is worth more than 50 million, and the 50 million margin is less.

What? You call me overbearing?

How can there be a domineering Beijing circle.

However, I, Han someone, am learning advanced experience from you, haven't I learned it now?

Fu Yi said coldly: "You just don't want to show people?" What if we read it, and you leaked the book yourself? ”

Han Zhou put away the paper in his hand: "You are also worthy." ”

"Security, throw him out."

Many people at the scene changed their faces.

It's changed.

A tyrant on the set, well deserved.

However, if you really have the chance, you must cooperate with this tyrant.

Because the tyrant is a famous minister! Out of the minister!

Yang Ma's security guards moved a lot, Fu Yi was set up and walked out, shouting: "I want to find the media to expose!" ”

Han Zhou was happy: "Expose it casually." ”

"As long as the ratings of the Spring Festival Gala are high, who cares about you?"

"Ignorance and fearlessness."

"Jumping clown."

As soon as these words came out, the people present probably understood that Han Zhou dared to say this, it must be that the quality of his script really beat that of previous years, otherwise he would not dare to speak like this.

Talking like this, that confidence is really enough, and I am not afraid that someone will come to the dark.

Because, on the day of the Spring Festival Gala, as soon as the ratings came out, no matter how much black there was, it was all white and black, but it was equivalent to a large wave of publicity against him Han Zhou.

Han Zhou looked up: "Call it a day." ”

The people present dispersed in an instant.

There's only two chances, so I'll get ready for it!

Even if you count the three that are sung by the regular popular actors every year, there are only five shows left.

Moreover, in these three programs, Han Zhou does not arrange his own people?

Who had the hottest TV series and movies this year and last year? Isn't it justified for Han Zhou to arrange his own people?

If you don't add this place, there will be four or even three places left.

This is not a rush, and the calf will be over next year!

And many sketch actors have set their sights on Han Zhou's four books.

Although four programs were confirmed, the actors were not determined.

If you can get the opportunity to star, is that different from preparing for the show by yourself? It's even easier!

Zhang Jiuquan, the deputy, used to be famous among the audience as the Emperor of Footwashing City, but now overnight, he has become a popular director.

Who dares to call him with a sub-word? They are:

"Director Zhang, I want to take a look at those books to see if I'm suitable!"

"Director, I said before that I wanted to cooperate with you, but I didn't expect to meet the TV series yet, I don't know if I have a chance for this sketch!"

"Da Dao'er~ Do you think I'm suitable or not, oops, of course it's the script......"

Zhang Jiuquan responded modestly: "Hey! Transgression, transgression! Only Director Han can call Da Dao'er, call me Deputy Director Zhang! ”

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