In this show, Han Zhou didn't specifically write songs.

Instead, the lyrical version of "The General's Order" was used, that is, "Men should be self-reliant".

As soon as many viewers heard it, they felt familiar.

"Where have you heard this song?"

"How is it possible, this song is full of manliness and good, if it wasn't a new song, I would definitely remember it, I have a better memory."

"Hehe, do you have a good memory? I've heard this song, and it's not the "General's Order" they dance in "Idol Summer". It's just that this time Han Zhou filled in the lyrics for it again, and it became a song! ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone reacted.

"I'm saying it's familiar."

On the stage, the little warriors have finished a very wonderful performance routine.

All sorts of dazzling bells and whistles.

When the audience was amazed that these children's martial arts were so powerful, Wu Li appeared on the stage wearing a Hanfu.

"Pride in the face of ten thousand waves

The blood is like the red sun

The courage is like iron, and the bones are like steel

Thousands of minds and visions

I work hard to be a good man! ”

In the middle of the song, the teenagers boxed together, and then Wu Li went up to correct some of their movements.

It's like a master instructing an apprentice during a morning exercise.

In fact, such a scene is the most suitable way for martial arts to get on stage.

This scene represents inheritance.

The inheritance of martial arts is not necessarily to be able to fight more, nor is it to practice humanoid King Kong.

Rather, it is passed down as a culture.

In this culture, everyone takes what they need.

Inheritance is the greatest feeling that martial arts bring to the audience.

Because of the Internet, when everyone talks about a certain culture, they say that such a good thing is going to be broken.

Wait for you to call him to go to the inheritance and become an apprentice, but he doesn't go.

But that doesn't mean he's wrong.

Everyone can do something for the inheritance of culture, even if it's just with their mouth open.

Funding is helping, helping boxing is helping, and cheering is not?

The inheritance of martial arts, compared with the subtlety of martial arts itself, is more likely to arouse the favor of the audience, which is something naturally driven by human nature.

"To be a good man, you have to be self-reliant every day

A hot-blooded man, brighter than the sun

Let Haitian gather energy for me

Go and break new ground

Go for my ideals! ”

In the high-pitched singing, Wu Li shook off the front of his robe and made the same set of punches.

Tiger and tiger.

When the young actors played, they were already very beautiful, full of vitality, very exciting, and even exquisite.

And when Wu Li was boxing, the feeling of masculinity and tiger made people feel the gap even more.

Let a stinky chess basket come out, it can't compare with the opponent's power.

The already very powerful little warriors are in front of them, and it seems that Wu Li's martial arts are like fairy techniques, and the skills are close to the Tao.

A simple action grasps the psychology of the audience.

"Look at the blue sky and the vastness

I'm a man, and I should be self-reliant

Stand tall and be the pillars of everyone

Be a good man

Use me 100 points of heat

Shine a thousand points of light

Be a good man

Hot blood and hot intestines~

Brighter than the sun!! ”

In the fierce singing, after Wu Li finished beating again, the little warrior followed up again.

With Wu Li in front of the belt, it seems that a set of punches is punched three times, and the three times gives people a completely different feeling.

The young man is indeed heroic, and the middle-aged is even more profound.

The old and the young work together, the momentum of ten thousand pounds, unstoppable!

At the scene, many people shouted: "Okay!! ”

Applause rang out.

To be honest, is it good for Chen to still sing? In just three minutes, Chen is now the most well-known child star in the country.

However, the applause of "Congratulations" is not as good as this martial arts show.

Although everyone doesn't say it, many people think in their bones that Huaguo's is the most dick.

To this day, there are still many people saying, you say that martial arts are great, go to the ring, go to UFO, go to KFC.

No, but where there is a ring stage and a referee, isn't that just a performance?

The rules of commercial performance, to measure a killing technique?

Those big boxers of ancient martial arts, those swordsmanship masters, and those spear masters, have thought about killing people with knives and guns with their fists, and have thought about using boxing and sword training to strengthen their bodies, but who would have thought that hundreds of thousands of years later, there will be a stage and need to perform fighting under certain rules?

If you want to use black martial arts that can't be on stage, there is no logic at all.

When martial arts appeared on stage, the applause of the audience told everyone that our own is the best, because we are the best.

This is the spirit of martial arts.

Self-confidence is strength.

At the end of the martial arts program, Gu Yu and another male host sighed: "The teenager is full of vitality. ”

Male host Archie: "The mainstay of middle age. ”

Lan Heyun: "What about old age? ”

Gu Yu smiled: "Times are changing, but the elderly still have a place." ”

Lan Heyun: "That's true, but the times are changing too fast, can the elderly keep up?" ”

Gu Yu: "Who knows if it's a good thing to keep up or if it's a good thing not to keep up?" Don't underestimate the elderly, those who should keep up can keep up, and those who shouldn't keep up resolutely refuse! ”

Lan Heyun: "Hey, there's an old man here, see what she says." ”

An old lady who looked energetic, kind, and a little chubby was on stage.

She is Zhao Xirong, a famous sketch actor in Northeast China, and she is the memory of the old Spring Festival Gala in the hearts of the audience.

This time, they went out of the mountain and picked up Han Zhou's book.

On stage, the camera gives the other side of the stage.

Female secretary: "Everyone, pay attention, the general manager has arrived!" ”

The dancers on the scene danced in an international style, dancing and jumping, and the manager suddenly shouted: "Stop, stop, stop!" ”

Secretary: "What's wrong?" ”

Manager: "Our western restaurants have been changed to the Queen Mother's Restaurant, why do you still play this song?" ”

If it was a previous life, no one would know what a famous scene this was, but at this time, the audience was thinking about what this show was about.

In recent years, the Spring Festival Gala has caused the audience to have the sequelae of sketches.

For three consecutive years, netizens have been betting on the Internet, and what the sketch will play is accurate.

There are also online live broadcast programs, which started live broadcasts to complain about the Spring Festival Gala, but the results of the program were almost all right.

The name shown in this sketch is "Part-time Job Adventure".

According to the Spring Festival Gala in recent years, the audience already has pictures in their hearts.

An unlucky guy who is responsible for being funny, runs to apply.

As a result, it just delayed the manager's big business.

The manager didn't want to take him.

In the conversation, the manager said that the chairman of the board of directors wanted to pay a private visit to the company, and then mistakenly thought that this unlucky guy was the chairman of the company, so he began to flatter.

As a result, the real son came.

The manager stepped on the real boy and praised the fake son, which confused everyone.

At first, the real son thought that the manager was not flattering, and deliberately scolded himself to vent his dissatisfaction with the airborne, and he calmed down.

As a result, after a series of misunderstandings and comparisons with the manager's behavior, I saw through the essence of the manager.

Then something happened, proving that although the manager is a licking dog, the essence of the person is not bad, and then in the reprimand not to 'flatter' and 'don't deceive the superiors and subordinates', the manager proposed a gift package 'It's almost the New Year, I actually prepared a gift for everyone'......

Then the show ended.

Seeing the words "Part-time Job Adventure", the audience finished the plot preview in one second.

However, as the show progressed, everyone realized how wrong they were.

"It's from the Price Bureau!"

Manager: "What's the matter?" ”

Secretary: "Let's quote the price of the food." ”

Manager: "Just say I'm not there!" ”

Secretary: "Hey, our manager said he wasn't there. ”

In the previous life, many people have forgotten the stalk of the source, but in this world, it won a full house, and the audience laughed.

Many stars who watched the Spring Festival Gala in the front row had to maintain their manners, and they were extremely uncomfortable.

And some celebrities, who don't pretend, just hugged their stomachs and laughed.

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Like a second pot head." ”

Female secretary: "What do you mean by being like a two-pot head, that is, the water mixed with the two-pot head!" ”

Manager: "Hey...... Nonsense! What a two-pot head mixed with water! When you get here, you have to call the palace jade liquor~"

Old Lady: Gee, how much does that have to sell for a drink?

Manager: "One hundred and eighteen glasses!" ”

By now, the audience certainly understands what kind of story this is.

It's just a restaurant that uses cheap things, packs them, and sells them at high prices to fool diners.

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "What about the white one?" ”

Female secretary: "White radish." ”

The manager disliked: "Talkative! What kind of white radish, when you get here, you can't call it white radish, this has to be called - court - white radish. ”

The old lady Zhao Xirong has seen it for a long time: "What about the green one?" ”

The manager's face was narrow, with a wicked smile: "Palace green radish." ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Then this yellow ...... I know Huang, it's the palace carrot! ”

The manager danced with his hands: "Oops, so smart, court carrot!" ”

The audience didn't expect it, and the stalk came.

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "This plate of radishes has to be sold for 5 yuan, right?" ”

Manager: "Where, 80!" ”

The audience went crazy with laughter.

But when laughing, many people don't realize one thing, why is it funny?

The old lady from the countryside, no matter how the manager fooled, thought that such a big plate of radishes would be five yuan.

This is actually a double irony.

On the one hand, he said, 'Old lady, you really don't know, he has packaged turnips like this, can he sell them for five yuan?' ’

On the one hand, he said, 'There are countless people who have been to this in your own life, but the old ladies are not fooled.' ’

This phenomenon is too common, in this era, almost this kind of packaging is the norm, not packaging, but abnormal.

People's hearts are not ancient, and the world is declining, so it is funny when someone brings it to the table.

This kind of laughter is not just laughter, but also ridicule, a mockery of social phenomena.

In the past Spring Festival Gala, the audience was taught what to do, and why not to teach some non-ordinary audiences what to do? Han Zhou: Doesn't this give an example?

If you work on ordinary people, it will only arouse the disgust of ordinary audiences, and if you work on these brutes, the effect will be good!

Manager: "Didn't I tell you?" It can't be called a radish here, it has to be called a gathering of heroes! ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "It's still a group of heroes, I think it's a radish meeting, hahahaha!" ”

Soon, the classic famous scene also came.

Mrs. Zhao Xirong sang: "If I play with my mouth, I'm a mallet." ”

After the claim, he smiled and sang: "Palace jade liquor." ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "One hundred and eighty glasses." ”

Manager: "How's this wine?" ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Listen to me blow it to you-"

"Look at my mouth! A glass of your appetizer. ”

Manager: "I shouted beauty. ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "You don't lose your kidneys in two cups." ”

Manager: "Haha, it's still beautiful." ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Three cups and five cups are down." ”

"Make sure you have a little face."

The manager tilted his head: "How's that?" ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong continued to wave her handkerchief and sing: "The white is red." ”

"Red and black."

"Huh? Black Doesn't Tweet (Manager: Huh?) Green Horn (Manager: Oops)! ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Lan Wow Wow (Manager: What kind of color is this), purple doesn't chirp." ”

"It's so beautiful."

The manager breathed a sigh of relief and patted his leg: "Oops, you can freak me out." ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "How is this wine?" ”

The manager sang: "This wine is so beautiful, ahh ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "What's beautiful?" In fact, it's the boiled water that the two pots are mixed with! ”

The manager was anxious: "How did you sing the truth." ”

The old lady Zhao Xirong covered her mouth: "That's it." ”

Manager: "You! That's how you should sing! ”

"Look at this dish, there are many heroes, you want to be eighty, it's not expensive at all! Come and have a look and taste it for yourself! It's extra crispy in your mouth! If you don't believe it, you taste a piece of crunch not crispy. ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "I ate a piece and chewed it in my mouth, and it was indeed a little crispy!" ”

Manager: "Why is it so crispy?" ”

Old lady Zhao Xirong: "Why is it so brittle?" ”

Manager: "I'll ask you now?" ”

"I ......"

The manager pressed step by step: "Why is it so brittle?" Why is it so crispy? ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong sang loudly: "It's just a plate of big radish!" ”

The manager clapped his hands and shook his head: "Tell the truth again!" ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong grabbed her mobile phone: "Have you heard clearly?" ”

The manager wondered, "Hey! Who are you talking to? ”

Mrs. Zhao Xirong: "Price Bureau!" ”

If the sketch is just like that, then this sketch can be said to be good-looking and funny, but it is by no means classic.

After learning that the old lady had told the price bureau the secret, the manager was still the same flattering look.

It seems that flattery for the sake of making money has been engraved in his bones.

Even if the old lady scolded him with a pen, even if the old lady directly said that he was a mallet, he was still flattering.

This ending, which doesn't require education, makes many viewers think a lot.

This kind of live dog thing is too showy.

"Laugh at me, this manager."

"Hahaha~ Hiccup"

But!

Is this kind of person rare in life?

Do you have such people around you in your life?

Are you this kind of person in your life?

After careful consideration, the answer feels a little absurd and too real.

If the show ends here, then this show is the advanced version of the 'educational sketch' of the Spring Festival Gala a few years ago, with strong script skills, this sketch is educational, funny and good-looking.

However, the show didn't end like this.

The manager's flattery, money worship, and greed throughout.

And the old lady still has a paragraph at the end.

So free and easy.

This scene will leave an indelible impression on the nearly 600 million viewers in front of the TV set for a lifetime!

"Walk in all directions, the road is long, and the water is long!"

"Confused and confused, village after village, go in all directions-"

A free and easy song, a free and easy person, a strange story, a farce.

In front of the TV, a sketch actor who didn't go to the Spring Festival Gala this year was sulking at this time, in front of his wife: "Look at the ...... of other people's brains"

"An inferior product, more exciting than a TV series......"

"Why can't I write a sketch like this?"

His daughter-in-law put an ashtray over him: "If you can't write, study hard, you will have a chance next year, and if you can't do it next year, there will be the year after tomorrow." ”

The sketch actor sighed, then looked up: "Otherwise, why don't I join the new world?" ”

"As the so-called one who is close to Zhu is red, and one who is close to ink is black, he is close to Han Zhou, can he write this kind of script?"

"No matter how bad it is, I can't write it, so it's more reliable to ask him to write one than to be so sleepy?"

……

On stage, a new show has arrived.

The main program of the Spring Festival Gala is still a song, after all, a song is only five minutes, and a sketch is more than ten minutes.

So as soon as "Part-time Job Adventure" ended, it was immediately a song.

And the audience never expected that this year's songs full of flavor were one after another, as if Han Zhou was a person, writing songs was equivalent to breathing, and he would never be able to stand it.

"Find some free time, find some time

Take the child and go home often

Bring a smile and bring good wishes

Accompany your lover and often go home to see

Mom prepares some nagging

Dad put together a good meal

Tell your mother about the troubles of life

Talk to Dad about work! ”

The reason why Han Zhou took out "Where Has the Time Gone" at the 568 concert in Shudu was because in terms of singing effect, time is to learn "Always Go Home to See".

But in terms of the beauty of the tune, the simplicity and touching of the words, it is still stronger to "often go home to see".

These graphic lyrics make the hearts of people who can't return home tighten.

People in a foreign country know their own warmth and coldness.

"I often go home to see, go home and see

Even if it's brushing chopsticks and washing dishes for mom

The old man doesn't want his children to contribute much to the family

It's not easy to be reunited in a lifetime......"

In the previous life, the song was sung by male and female singers, giving people a sense of family reunion.

In this life, it is still a male and female chorus.

It is rare for Chen Feng to have the opportunity to sing a song with Liu Yiling in his life, and it is also the Spring Festival Gala.

Even, this song gives people the feeling that it is still a couple's duet.

Chen Feng also took this opportunity to sing popular songs, after all, the Spring Festival Gala, he does not refuse songs other than rock and roll, isn't that normal, and no one will talk about this.

However, although Chen Feng was full of emotions when he sang this song, his mind was still on the next song.

In the past two years of knowing Han Zhou, Han Zhou has written a lot of songs for Chen Feng, but there is no serious rock song with a wide audience.

And the next song, Chen Feng feels that this is the song written by Han Zhou to himself, which has the widest audience.

A rock song, a patriotic rock 'n' roll, and a song Chen Feng's own favorite rock.

Now in these environments on the Internet, Chen Feng feels that patriotism is his biggest rock attitude.

This song will also become a well-known modern rock song!

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