Chapter 32: Little Evil God: I've Been Spoofed
"So, you want to help Roger Pirates complete his plan and save him in order to recruit his people?"
In the room, the garden lily bell listened to Zhang Yun's explanation and summarized simply.
"That's pretty much it." Zhang Yun nodded, "The One Piece world is still quite important to me, and with the addition of the Roger Pirates, I can save a lot of things."
After all, Beidou and the others have their own things to do in Liyue, and it is impossible for them to stay in the One Piece world all the time to help me. ”
"I see, then come on." Garden Lily Bell nodded and said calmly.
Her curiosity has been satisfied, and her attitude towards Zhang Yun now is the same as that towards the little evil god, you can go wherever you like, you can stay here, you can leave if you can.
Of course, Zhang Yun didn't expect the garden lily bell to help, after all, everyone was not very familiar with each other, how could they help themselves for no reason.
Zhang Yun just felt that the identity of the garden lily bell was not simple, so he wanted to have a good relationship with her in advance.
What if you need help in the future?
However, the garden lily bell is not interested, it does not mean that the little evil god is not interested, I saw her holding her tail, which has recovered most of the time, leaned over and asked, "Hey, how many episodes of One Piece in your world have been updated?" ”
"Anime? It seems like it's been more than a thousand episodes, but I haven't finished it yet. ”
"Ahh How can it be repaired, we only have 500 episodes here, why is the old thief of Oda updated so slowly! ”
"Wait, you guys drew it here too, Eiichiro Oda?" Zhang Yun asked in surprise.
"Isn't that weird?" The little evil god asked with a wink.
"Of course it's strange, our manga writer there is also an old Oda thief!"
"Ah~ this! It's normal, it may be that this cartoonist received this name by the way when he received the message, and then he invariably took this name as his pen name. The little evil god explained.
"No, that's their real name."
"This Oda of ours is a pen name, and his real name seems to be called Eimura or something.
Information leaked! Anything can happen, probably the One Piece of our world received the information from your world, that's why this guy draws so slowly! ”
"I didn't expect you to know so much, little evil god." Zhang Yun said in surprise.
"Of course, I'm an evil god who has lived for thousands of years, so I don't know anything?"
"Then do you know how to go back to the Demon Realm?"
"......" The Little Evil God sank suddenly, and then she pounced on Zhang Yun angrily, wanting to strangle him with her hands.
But she can't beat Zhang Yun in a normal state, let alone in a semi-crippled state now.
I saw Zhang Yun leaning back gently.
"Huh!"
The little evil god who couldn't stop for a while suddenly fell to the ground, Zhang Yun looked at the beautiful girl in front of him who showed her smooth back, and silently pulled out the flowing cloud.
Then he put his sword against her back, "Now! Sandwich sauce, can you help me try my sword if it works? ”
"......" The little evil god suddenly panicked, and hurriedly begged for mercy: "Stop, no, I was wrong, no......"
In fact, Zhang Yun was just teasing the little evil god, and he didn't really want to insert it.
After all, he is not the black belly of the garden lily bell, and he doesn't like this feeling very much, of course, if "down" is replaced by "in", Zhang Yun may not be interested.
Although the sandwich sauce is indeed a bit scum, and there is no discipline, the appearance is still okay.
It's not bad to experience Xu Xian once in a while!
However, just as Zhang Yun was about to stop, he suddenly felt the hilt of the sword sink, and then in the wail of the little evil god, the white knife went in and the red knife came out.
"Even! No!!! ”
Zhang Yun looked at the garden lily bell with a confused expression, when did you come over?
Garden Lily Bell didn't care about the wailing of the little evil god, pulled out the flowing cloud with a calm face, touched the blood-stained blade with his hand, and said with a smile: "Good weapon, do you want to sell it?" ”
"emmm, don't sell it, I like this sword a lot." Zhang Yun shook his head and said
"It's a pity." The garden lily bell didn't force it, but it was a little regretful, and he played with it in his hand for a while, and then after testing the sharpness of the weapon on the little evil god, he returned it to Zhang Yun.
Zhang Yun looked at the little evil god lying on the ground, with seven or eight blood holes on his body, and his eyes were godless, and there was a slight apology in his expression.
If he hadn't suddenly pulled out his weapon, this guy wouldn't have been stabbed so much.
"I'm sorry, I didn't expect that."
“…… Late...... It's late! The little evil god said weakly: "Except for ...... Unless, you buy the manga after the 500 episodes of One Piece and give it to me, I won't forgive you. ”
Zhang Yun looked at the little evil god expressionlessly, is this the legendary "Even if I am dead and nailed to the coffin, I will be in the tomb, shouting in a rotten voice that I want to see One Piece"?
Although this kind of request from the little evil god is not a troublesome matter, Zhang Yun just doesn't want to agree, otherwise there will always be a feeling of being cheated.
So, he crouched on the ground, poked the little evil god in the cheek with his fingers, and then fought with her under her angry gaze.
"Hey! Can't bite, can't bite. Zhang Yun's fingers stretched out, and the little evil god barked wildly.
"How can you repair, you bastard, when I recover, I'll kill you first, and then kill the garden lily bell." The little evil god said angrily.
"If you have the ability, you can beat me, and I'll buy you One Piece manga." Zhang Yun said with a smile.
As the saying goes, use magic to defeat magic.
It's the same with the little evil gods, you have to defeat the scum with scum.
……
In the evening, Zhang Yun had a dinner at the garden lily bell's house, eating ordinary hot pot, and most of the ingredients were vegetables, but Zhang Yun and the little evil god were very happy.
After the little evil god recovered, Garden Lily Bell was already preparing dinner, so she didn't have the intention of retaliating against Zhang Yun in an instant.
The world is big, and the food is the biggest.
After all, she can say things like "even if you waste people's lives, you can't waste food", and in her opinion, Zhang Yun is not as important as a vegetable.
And during the meal, Zhang Yun also intentionally or unintentionally inquired with the little evil gods and them about some news.
However, there are many problems, and the garden lily bell and the little evil god are either pretending to be stupid, or they are not talking about life or death, and they are vague.
On the contrary, the question that Zhang Yun was most concerned about was answered by the little evil god.
"I only know that the information of our world has leaked, but I know it, and I can't observe, let alone interfere, how can I read the comments?
Besides, am I the kind of snake that can run with money?
I've obviously been spoofed in the anime, it's really hateful, don't let me find those bastard screenwriters, or I'll have to give him a kick for the little evil god! ”