The bamboo god seemed to be unwilling, patted his head and said, I want to be reincarnated as the son of craftsman Liu. The door god smiled: Is it up to you to decide this reincarnation? It's almost the same as you go to the Wheel King and open the back door. The bamboo god didn't say much, and returned to the bamboo garden, thinking that as long as the door god was fooled and could step into Craftsman Liu's house, there would be a way to turn into a bardo body and reincarnate when their husband and wife had sex. It walked around in the bamboo garden, and really came up with a way, so he touched two dark coins, and with a flash of thought, he arrived at Xichuan Fengdu City, which was a downtown in the netherworld, and he used one of the dark coins to buy a bottle of wine, and the other bought a bag of snacks, and then carried it back; Another flash of thought returned to the bamboo garden in Neishan Village.

Maybe the magistrate wants to ask, can two dark coins buy that many things? It is impossible in the mortal world, but it is completely possible in the netherworld, the people in the netherworld are all feminine substances, and they do not eat with an open stomach like mortals, and they are insatiable, but subconsciously smell and are full. Every coin you get is worth it! The bamboo god brought wine and food, heated a yin fire, and set up a round table in its house, on which six platters such as hoof flowers, waist flowers, phoenix feet, steaks, fungus, and peanuts were placed, and the door god of Liu's craftsman family was immediately called to come to the banquet.

The door god hesitated, and said Do you want to ask me for help? I can't help with what you're talking about. The bamboo god said: I don't want you to be busy today, just invite you to drink, so that it is enough to be a friend.

The door god then went to the table in the bamboo god's house and picked up the chopsticks and chopsticks to enjoy the delicacies.

The bamboo god sifted a glass of wine for it and said that if you don't drink, don't eat vegetables. The door god is very cool, pick up the wine glass and tilt his neck, he drinks it all, and then holds the empty cup to the bamboo god: How is it? The bamboo god continued to sift the wine, which smacked through his lips. The door god soon got drunk, blushing and shouting: I'm not drunk, I'll have a drink. When he drank this cup, the door god threw himself on the table, and his mouth was hysterical and he didn't know what to say. Deliberately let it get drunk, and the bamboo god who drank less by himself was snickering for a while, and listened to it say something that should not be said normally: There are also people who can afford to look up to my door god, since it came out, drink it happily and get drunk.

After a while, the door god stopped talking, and the bamboo god teased it with words to see if it understood or not. The bamboo god said: I want to enter Craftsman Liu's house and recognize them as relatives and reincarnate as human beings, is it okay?

You go, you go, I don't care. When the door god said this, he looked very trance-like.

The bamboo god knew that the time had come and left the bamboo garden.

The inner mountain village was shrouded in a dark night, and the bamboo god went straight to the door of Craftsman Liu's house. At this time, the Liu craftsman and his wife made the bed tremble, and they were entering the climax, and the bamboo god immediately attached to Ma Daoying's body and became a bardo body. When it infiltrated her ovaries, it was driven out by the bardo body of the rat spirit, and it attached itself to the yin mouth to say a piece of cause and effect.

And then set almost: You and I are going to become twin flesh and blood compatriots, why do you still reject me? The rat spirit's transformed bardo body gave up attacking it and gave way to a place, and it sneaked in, and the place slowly grew its embryos.

The door god slept for a long time before he woke up, and it was already dawning, and he opened his sleepy eyes and found that this was a bamboo garden. Oh, I remember, yesterday the bamboo god asked it to drink here, and was about to shout to the bamboo god, but his ears were grabbed, and he turned his face to see that it was the land god, and the land god said with a straight face: Door god, you have committed the crime of dereliction of duty.

What's wrong with me? The door god statue is the second monk who touches his head and is confused. The earth god let go of the hand that was pulling its ear, and then pointed at its forehead and said, "Do you know where the bamboo god has gone?"

I don't know, I was just going to call it. The door god blinked in confusion.

At this time, the god of the mountain also appeared out of nowhere, and said to the god of the door, "We can sue you."

One says I'm guilty, the other wants to sue me, what do you have to say to me? The door god seemed to be still in the dark, but asked the two great gods.

The land god said, "If you get the bamboo god back, you can get out of it."

Brother Bamboo God, where are you—the door god opened his voice and shouted at the rustling bamboo garden.

The mountain god looked at it and smiled vigorously.

What are you laughing at? The door god asked.

I laugh at you, you can't call back the bamboo god if you break your throat.

So where did the bamboo god go?

The land god knocked the cane and said that your name was in vain, and the bamboo god drunk you last night, and took advantage of this to go to Craftsman Liu's house to reincarnate.

So what's the matter? The door god said such a thing, I have no way to let the bamboo god who has become a bardo body come out of the body of Craftsman Liu's wife. Now the land god who manages the land in this area can stick it with 50 large boards, and then send it to the Yin Si confession room to think about it and write it for inspection, if it is not good, it will be demoted, and the job will not be saved.

The door god knew what was at stake, so he knelt down in front of the land god and confessed his guilt, and found a reason to try to shirk responsibility: You know that the bamboo god harms me, why didn't you come to enlighten me yesterday? The land god said angrily: "Door god, you ate the wine and meat of the bamboo god yesterday, why didn't you call me?" Hmph, it's so damnable, will there be a free lunch in the world? You don't think about it, why did the bamboo god invite you to drink, and what was the purpose of drinking? The mountain god said, "That's the Hongmen feast!" If you go to a feast, of course you will be used.

While speaking, the day tour passed through the bamboo garden, and the land god stopped him, while saying that the bamboo god was reincarnated as a mortal without the permission of the wheel king; On the one hand, he blamed the door god who was kneeling on the ground, saying that he left his post to drink, drunk like mud, and made a mistake, and could be convicted of dereliction of duty.

The day tour that came to him didn't think so, he lifted up the door god, and said that you are wrong, and you must find a way to correct your mistake. The door god said there was no way. The mountain god looked at the sun tour and said, you travel in all directions every day, and it is easy to enter and exit the two worlds of yin and yang, so this matter will be entrusted to you to go to the palace of the wheel king, report to the wheel king, and see if there is any way to drive the bardo body of the bamboo god out of the body of craftsman Liu's wife.

Yes! The door god immediately bowed to the sun tour and said please. It's hard to excuse yourself from the day tour, because other gods are not allowed to leave their posts without permission, like door gods, once something goes wrong, it's not easy to clean up. His job was to wander around, and when he found strange movements, he would report them to rectify the situation and calm the situation.

At the moment, the daily tour said: I will go to report to the wheel king at night, during the day, the place to run is not in place, don't cut corners.

At this moment, the morning breeze is blowing, and the god of the land, the god of the mountain, and the god of the door all return to their respective places, and only the day tour swims to other directions. In the palace of the Wheel King in a corner of the netherworld, that day the Wheel King suddenly invited King Qin Guang of the first hall to discuss matters, King Qin Guang is in charge of the book of longevity and premature death, birth and death in the world, and unified management of the good luck and evil of the tortured in the underworld.

The Wheel King asked him to bring the book to read it, and he asked with a smile on his face: "This is my business, do you want to do it on your behalf?" Before the Wheel King could explain, he was stopped by the day tour who came in from outside the palace: "Oh no, oh no, that guy who was killed by thunder and lightning and turned into a tree god, and who also called himself the bamboo god, took despicable means without your permission, drunk the door god with wine, cleared the obstacles, and then ran into the body of Craftsman Liu's wife to reincarnate in a human fetus, which is really a great crime.

Don't talk about it, don't talk about it. The Wheel King said I know, and asked King Qin Guang, do you know about the reincarnation of the bamboo god? King Qin Guang couldn't say clearly. The king of the wheel asked him to open the book to see if there was any record of the life and death of the bamboo god, and the two kings checked it in turn, and the pages of the book made a gurgling sound, but they did not find any record on it.

King Qin Guang said angrily: Immediately send a batch of moths into the body of Craftsman Liu's wife, bite the bardo body of the bamboo god, and make it inhuman. The Wheel King wrapped his hand around and said Don't be in a hurry, if you send moths now, it will hurt Craftsman Liu's wife Ma Daoying, she is innocent, why bother?

King Qin Guang was very excited, pointed to a line of words on the top of the book and said: There is only a record of the rat spirit attached to Ma Daoying's mother and reincarnated, and there is no record of the bamboo god at all.

The King of the Wheel said, "It's not too late to let it be born and then put to death." He also looked at the sun and said that you pay attention to the observance, the bardo body of the bamboo god has become fetal gas, and if Ma Daoying is pregnant for ten months and the time of birth arrives, you will inform the king. The day tour nodded and retired.