Tao Heng is a professional film critic, and his usual job is to watch movies and then write film reviews online.

His source of income is to evaluate movies, and he is often contacted by film companies to ask him to write a good movie review to attract others to watch movies.

Of course, some people contacted him to write bad reviews to hack other movies.

In short, as long as you give money, whether it is a black movie or a boastful movie, Tao Heng can do it.

If no one gives money, Tao Heng will evaluate the movies he has watched according to his true perception.

Because of his profession, Tao Heng is very concerned about the release of movies, and the recent hit movie "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" is the object of his attention.

While shopping, Tao Heng passed by the theater and was surprised to find that the movie "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" had actually been released in theaters.

This surprised him.

He remembers very well that this movie should not be released until tomorrow, why was it released early today.

Is this to get a better word of mouth by releasing it in advance?

Out of curiosity, but also for work, Tao Heng walked directly into the cinema and bought a movie ticket for "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival".

Zhang Yange is a famous director, and the quality of the movies he released is definitely not much worse.

The big screen lit up, and Tao Heng cheered up.

At the beginning, there is a close-up of a picture, and then in the corner is the list of main creators and characters.

The picture should be the Qingming Riverside map.

But why is this picture of such poor quality, it doesn't look beautiful at all.

It's also an important prop for the movie, so can't you spend more money to buy a better one?

After a short beginning, it's the main part of the movie.

The picture quality is very average, not to mention, two guys in white coats are chatting in the corridor, talking about how important the Qingming Riverside Picture is.

According to the film's subtitles, both men are well-known expert professors.

But the question is...

You told me that these two are experts, and they don't look like experts at all, so can't you invite a few actors who match the image of the characters?

And the uniform is actually a white coat? It's still the kind of white coat that is very bad quality and crumpled, and it looks very inferior.

Only a few minutes into the movie, Tao Heng's brows couldn't help frowning.

Is this a movie made by Zhang Yange?

Zhang Yange, alas, Zhang Yange, who won the Palme d'Or in his first film debut, alas, actually made such a poor shot at the beginning.

In just a few minutes, the movie has a cheap plastic texture, like a movie made by an unpopular company.

No, even if it is not a movie from a streaming company, the beginning will not be so bad.

Holding back the discomfort in his heart, Tao Heng continued to watch.

His defense is still very high, so he won't be able to watch it for a few minutes.

The plot progressed rapidly over time, and two experts and a few policemen sent the Qingming Riverside Map to the museum and kept it tightly protected.

Tao Heng couldn't help but want to complain.

Are you a museum?

This is clearly a classroom, and the chalk words on the blackboard at the back have not been wiped clean.

Still tightly protected?

Your so-called strict protection is to take the desk to surround the Qingming Riverside Map, and then send a few guys who look old, weak, sick and disabled to stand guard around them?

The gun I was holding was actually a toy gun!

Tao Heng has been paying attention to the information of "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" on the Internet a long time ago, and he also knows that this movie is a treasure hunting film.

In this kind of movie, the routine is fixed, and at the beginning, it is said how precious a certain treasure is, how important it is, and how significant it is.

Then there is some murderous and evil organization or individual who steals the treasure after breaking through the heavy guards.

Then the protagonist goes out to pursue the treasure, goes through a series of difficulties, and even has to experience a big setback halfway, rises up after a lot of blood, and finally defeats the villain with great difficulty and takes the treasure back.

"Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" was obviously filmed according to this routine, but whether it is the props, actors, or venues, they all have the taste of fake and shoddy.

It's wrong, counterfeit and shoddy products are defective products, and this movie can't be called defective products, because this is an insult to defective products, and it should be called defective products.

Tao Heng's desire to complain was high.

The movie quickly progresses to the part where the villain snatches the treasure.

When the villain breaks through the guards, the classic code door and red light obstacle appear.

But...

Why is your red light just a simple red wool, and the ends are still glued to the wall with adhesive tape.

The most nonsense thing is that the villain also touched a few when he broke through the yarn.

And the code door, isn't this just an ordinary iron door?

And the password, actually a combination lock?

This seems to be available on the street for only a few dozen dollars, right?

Didn't you say that "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" invested hundreds of millions, are you sure it took hundreds of millions to shoot?

Give him a thousand dollars to shoot this clip, and there will be a few hundred dollars left in the end.

Just when Tao Heng did a good job of psychological construction and confirmed that the production of this movie was rubbish, the classic car chase scene still made him collapse.

The evil and terrible villain organization in the movie ended up just using a van and running wildly on a dirt road in the countryside.

There is also a policewoman in charge of the pursuit, who also drives a van to chase the gangsters on a dirt road in the countryside.

Big brother, the car chase scene Alas, there have been so many classic car chase scenes, you can give me this?

You sent me away with two vans, who are you fooling?

The final Armageddon has a little bit of meaning, and the scene is not small.

In this scene, Tao Heng's body trembled.

Because the actress didn't pay attention to logic at all when she knocked down the enemy, she obviously didn't kick the opponent, but the opponent still fell to the ground, and the whole process was soft, and people who watched it wanted to laugh.

In the end, Tao Heng's mind was only left with the actress's slender and straight legs.

The director also has no lower limit, and the whole picture, including the action scenes that last for more than ten minutes, is completely used to highlight the long legs.

There is also a decisive battle with the final villain, this is a big battle, even the fight between elementary school students is a hundred times more fierce than this, you two simply use rock-paper-scissors to decide the winner.

As for toy gun shootouts and simulated shots with his mouth, Tao Heng didn't bother to say that compared to other slots, this was nothing at all.

Halfway through the movie, Tao Heng wanted to get up and leave.

But when he thought that this movie was made by Zhang Yange, Tao Heng still resisted the urge to leave.

After all, it's Zhang Yange, a famous director, maybe there will be a reversal later.

But after watching the whole movie, Tao Heng was sure that there was no reversal.

This movie is down-and-out.

Big! Rotten!! Slice!!!