In a beautifully furnished study.

Film critic Tao Heng has just finished writing a film review.

This film review is the smoothest film review he has ever written.

Whenever I recall the sparse fragments of the movie "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" in my mind, Tao Heng's inspiration gushes out in a steady stream, allowing him to complete this film review in only one day.

After writing the film review, Tao Heng searched the Internet for reviews of the movie "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival".

What surprised him happened, all he found were good reviews, and he didn't find a single bad review.

"It's good-looking, it's so good-looking."

"It is worthy of being a movie directed by Zhang Yange, it is very exciting, and there is no urine point in the whole process."

"A typical treasure hunting routine movie, but Zhang Yange handled it very well, although it is a routine plot, the movie itself is still very exciting."

"During the process of the robbers breaking through many obstacles to enter the museum and stealing, I didn't dare to breathe hard the whole time, for fear of missing any wonderful pictures, and that classic car chase scene, which is a rare big scene in domestic movies in recent years, and the whole process makes people adrenaline soar."

"Zhang Yange deserves to be Zhang Yange, this movie has broken through his ceiling, whether it is the picture or the plot, there are no shortcomings, and the movie itself is even more exciting, netizens who want to watch the movie must not miss it."

"I went to see it with my friends, and I was just going to pass the time, but I didn't expect the movie to be unexpectedly exciting, which made people deeply moved."

"The best movie of the year, highly recommended, you will definitely regret it if you don't watch it."

Tao Heng couldn't help but laugh.

Isn't it, the movie is so sparsely made, and there are so many praises?

There are also netizens who dare not breathe during the whole movie, and netizens who watch car chase scenes and see adrenaline rushing, are you sure we are watching the same movie.

If he hadn't really watched the movie and knew how bad the movie was, just looking at this movie review, maybe he would have been deceived and thought it was a good movie.

Tao Heng shook his head.

He knows that from before the release of the movie to the time when the movie is released, the producer of the movie will spend a lot of energy on public relations on the Internet to avoid public opinion affecting the box office of the movie.

But you Zhang Yange is too domineering, obviously the movie was sparsely made, but you spent money to brush up so many praises on the Internet and tricked the audience into the cinema.

Shameless, shameless.

No wonder the movie is so bad, it turns out that all the money is spent on this.

But don't be complacent, the eyes of the masses are bright, and they will not be blinded.

No matter how many trolls you buy, there are not as many people as there are.

Look how I knock you down with a movie review.

Immediately, Tao Heng clicked on his account on the bean sprouts network and copied the movie reviews on the computer.

He thought about it when he came up with the title, and soon came up with the title that best expressed his anger.

"Garbage movie Qingming Riverside Picture, pay back my hard-earned money!" 》

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An upscale five-star hotel.

Director Zhang Yange, who had just finished a roadshow with several protagonists, was sitting on the sofa, waiting with a solemn expression.

Several protagonists did not go to rest, but waited with Zhang Yange.

They are waiting for the results of the box office statistics.

According to the time, the box office of the movie is almost counted.

A few minutes later, Zhang Yanmou's cell phone rang, and he answered the call.

The eyes of several protagonists are focused on Zhang Yanmou's face, observing his expression.

A minute later, Zhang Yanmou hung up the phone and smiled.

"Don't worry, our movie has a box office of 40 million on the first day."

Call.

Several protagonists breathe a sigh of relief at the same time.

The box office on the first day was 40 million, which is very good, and according to the box office trend of normal movies, "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" will definitely make money.

"Everyone is tired of waiting for the results here with me, hurry up and rest, there will be a roadshow tomorrow."

Zhang Yange was in a very relaxed mood, before the box office of the movie came out, even he, a big director, did not dare to pack tickets for the movie to be popular.

Now he is not worried, the box office of 40 million shows that the audience likes this movie very much.

"Director, it's not right." Zhang Yange's assistant walked over and said with a frown: "There are more and more water armies on the Internet, and they also paid a very famous film critic to write a film review that smeared our movie, which caused a great impact. ”

"What movie reviews?" Zhang Yange asked.

"This is it."

The assistant took out his mobile phone, clicked on a movie review, and handed it to Zhang Yange.

""Garbage Movie Qingming Riverside Picture, pay back my hard-earned money! 》”

Seeing this title, Zhang Yange's brows couldn't help frowning, but he still held back his emotions and continued to read.

"Some time ago, there was a movie on the Internet that was very popular, called "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival", and the director was the famous Zhang Yange."

"I thought to myself, the quality of the movie directed by Zhang Yange must be good, especially after watching the wonderful trailer, I subconsciously thought that this movie must be very exciting."

So, as soon as I saw the movie come out, I bought a ticket and went to the cinema. Then, I had two of the most painful hours of my life. ”

"Really, these are the most torturous two hours of my life, countless times I want to poke my eyes blind, so as not to continue to be mentally polluted by the movie picture, but with my trust in director Zhang Yange, I still watched it strongly, and then, I harvested the most desperate two hours of my life."

"At the beginning of the movie, as an important prop, the quality of the Qingming Shanghe Diagram is really disappointing, and it can be clearly seen that it is a shoddy item."

"But what I never expected was that this very, very bad quality Qingming Shanghe Diagram turned out to be the best of all the props in the movie."

"The two professors who appeared in the movie, wearing crumpled white coats, looked like low-level migrant workers, but they were able to play experts and professors in the movie? Director Zhang Yange, when you choose actors, can you use a little dim sum, although it is only a small supporting role, it should also be in line with the temperament of the character. ”

"And the museum in the movie, which was obviously remodeled from a classroom, and there are chalk words on the blackboard in the back?"

"Director Zhang Yanmou, what do you think, you can actually treat the classroom as a museum, a dignified director, and fool us audiences with such a scene, right?"

"Forget it about fooling us, you can wipe the chalk words clean, such obvious chalk words, didn't you see them when you were filming?"

"There are also strict guards, and they actually used the desks, chairs and benches in the classroom to surround the Qingming Shanghe Tu, and then sent four old, weak, sick and disabled people to stand at the four corners to guard, and the last one was a toy gun."

"Toy guns, alas, director Zhang Yange, are you serious, use toy guns to fool us, when you shoot, you actually need actors to dub with their mouths, oh my God, how can you have such a genius idea, as a mortal, I really can't imagine that you can have such a magical operation, and you can shoot it in a movie."

"In the movie, the villain broke into the museum to steal the Qingming Riverside map, which should have been a very exciting plot, but the red wool used as props and the rusty big iron gate are too dramatic, and there is no way to make people feel the tense atmosphere."

"I can't complain anymore, after experiencing countless scenes that can kill people in front of me, just a few red wool and a combination lock of dozens of dollars can't make me break the defense, I just didn't expect your lower limit to be so low."

"And theoretically it should be the most exciting car chasing system, director Zhang Yange actually used only two vans, and the scene of the obviously rural dirt road, to finish filming this plot, such a shoddy production, it really makes people wonder if Director Zhang Yange's mind is used in filming."

"The movie propaganda says that the production cost is hundreds of millions, and the production cost is hundreds of millions, so use two vans to fool the audience, isn't it too bad to treat us as human beings."

"Finally, it's the decisive battle, what is the relationship between director Zhang Yange and the actress, why is the decisive scene used to highlight the actress throughout the whole process, I admit that the actress has long legs and is very good-looking, but we are not here to see the legs, we are here with the mentality of watching a wonderful movie."

"Director Zhang Yange, when your first step movie "Jade Guanyin" caused me a strong shock, after watching the movie, I had the classic picture of this movie in my mind for several days, so I really want to ask you why you have fallen to such a point and choose to use this vulgar picture to attract the audience."

"Also, why can your movie be shoddy to such a point, where is the hundreds of millions of production funds spent, this kind of movie, just find someone to shoot it for a million, you really need to use 100 million, where is that money."

"Finally, director Zhang Yange, I want to tell you that the garbage movie "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival" ruined my youth and returned my hard-earned money."