Chapter 11 Tainted the noble art of cinema
After the opening screening, there is a close-up of a picture.
This picture, at first glance, is not bad, but if you look closely, you can see that the quality is very average, and there are some obvious defects.
Zhang Yange frowned.
What's going on with this director, how dare he use props of such poor quality.
If it were to be replaced by his crew, the prop master would definitely be fired if he dared to take out such a poor quality prop to fool him.
With a hint of unhappiness, Zhang Yange continued to watch.
Then, he found a problem.
What about the cast?
What about the credits?
Isn't it common for a movie to have a cast and crew list at the beginning?
Which actor has played which role, it has to be listed, as well as the producer and producer, normal movies will be released, and they are all in a conspicuous middle position for the audience to notice.
This movie does the opposite, making the names of these personnel very small, and they are all placed in the corner, flashing by, and you can't see it at all if you don't pay attention to it.
Zhang Yange was watching it very seriously, but after reading the beginning, he didn't even see the names of the protagonist and director clearly, let alone remember them.
After a short beginning, it's the feature film.
In a "well-guarded" museum, several experts are talking about how important the "Sunny Riverside Picture" is.
The corners of Zhang Yange's mouth couldn't help twitching.
Is this Nima an expert?
You told me this is an expert?
What is the difference between this character image and migrant workers!
The white coat he wore was also stained, and it was not convincing at all.
The casting of this movie does not conform to the basic rules of movie casting at all, and the image and temperament of the actors do not match the characters at all.
Such a movie whose casting does not respect the rules, Nima still dares to release it.
This is completely tarnishing the art of film.
Zhang Yange felt as if she had seen the cold goddess she regarded as a treasure, being played with by a dirty beggar who ran out of nowhere, using Ah Wei's eighteen styles.
This feeling is extremely sour and refreshing.
The film continues to be screened.
Next, classrooms converted into museums, toy guns, and jokingly guards, one after another.
Zhang Yange's body couldn't help but tremble, he gritted his teeth and continued to look at it viciously.
Then, it was the process of the villain organization stealing the Qingming Shanghe map, the red laser turned into red wool, and the cracked code became a combination lock that could be bought for dozens of dollars on the street.
The process of stealing the treasure is like being funny.
Zhang Yange's eyes were red, his fists were clenched, and his knuckles were a little white because he was too hard.
He remembers very well that when he first saw the Treasure Raider, he saw the protagonist looking at the laser with sunglasses, then cautiously breaking through, and then using high-tech equipment to crack the sixteen-digit code.
At that moment, his whole body was calmed, and his heart seemed to be baptized.
It was from that moment that he made up his mind that he would make a high-quality treasure hunting film in the future.
This is also the reason why he filmed "Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival".
In order to pay tribute to that classic movie, he specially filmed a similar plot in "The Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival", which was well received by netizens.
But is this what this movie is all about?
Such a classic plot, why did you shoot it like this with such a bad prop.
Against the backdrop of red wool, the classic thrilling plot that should have made the audience feel extremely nervous and adrenaline-pumping became extremely funny and ridiculous.
This feeling is no longer that the goddess of coldness, who regards her as a treasure, has been played with by a dirty beggar, but has been trained by several wild dogs in turn.
But he could only watch from the sidelines.
"Whew..."
"Whew..."
Zhang Yange kept panting, and his eyes were bloodshot
This director, how could he make a movie like this?
In his heart, there is still a trace of awe for the movie.
......
Two hours later, the movie ends.
Zhang Yange sat in his seat with a bad expression.
This movie is simply challenging his physical limits and impacting his worldview.
Two young people next to him who watched the movie talked about it.
"Whew... It's so rotten, it's worse than what it says on the Internet, except for the heroine's legs, there's no place to see, there are too many grooves, and I don't know how to vomit. ”
"I think this movie is okay, although it is rotten, it is not ordinary rotten, but a very special kind of rotten, and it is quite good."
Do you think it's good-looking?
Zhang Yange turned his head in disbelief and looked at the young man who was speaking.
"Do you really think this movie is good?"
The young man nodded: "Yes, it's quite distinctive, very joyful." ”
Zhang Yange laughed angrily: "Such a garbage movie, you still think it looks good, what aesthetics, no wonder there are so many garbage movies on the market now, in the final analysis, it is a garbage audience like you who contribute to the box office for them." ”
The young man stood up after a moment's scuffle: "You are sick when you step on a horse, right, who are you talking about, looking for a fight." ”
"Don't be angry, it's a misunderstanding."
The assistant quickly stood up and explained.
The brother next to the young man also helped to persuade him.
"Don't fight, lose and be hospitalized, win and go to jail, you see this person's eyes are red, they are bloodshot inside, and his spirit is obviously abnormal, don't worry about him."
With the persuasion of the assistant and the people next to him, the young man snorted coldly and left in a huff.
"What movies I like to watch have anything to do with you, it doesn't matter if you are a good movie or a bad movie, what I like is a good movie, and what I don't like is a bad movie."
Zhang Yan's singer fingers are constantly trembling.
A garbage director made a garbage movie, and after it was released in theaters, there were still garbage audiences who thought it was good-looking.
There is still heavenly reason, and there is also the royal law.
Against the backdrop of this bad movie, his hard work to make a movie has become a joke.
"Director, are you alright?"
The assistant asked with concern on the side.
Isn't it just a movie, although the name is similar, but it's not so angry.
Looking at Director Zhang's appearance, it's like being green.
Zhang Yange gasped and shook his head: "I'm fine." ”
"But this filming "Sunny Riverside Picture" is going to have something for him."
"Immediately sue the director and producer of the movie "Sunny Riverside" and accuse them of plagiarism."
"For this kind of person who shoots bad movies, the law must be punished."
"If you dare to tarnish the noble art of film, I will let him go to jail."
Zhang Yange roared.