Chapter 13 Driving
The yellow paper is flammable and burned in an instant.
I saw that Zhang Muzi, whose eyes were closed, suddenly let out a 'heh' sound in his mouth as if he had some kind of induction, and took a long breath.
In an instant, the cold wind rippling in the forest suddenly turned, enveloping the flying ash in the sky to form a slanted pillar of smoke, 'Hmm...' and blew towards Zhang Muzi's face and threw it into his mouth.
Seeing this scene, others were dumbfounded, but they just felt that the saying 'people can't be good-looking, and the sea can't fight' is really a golden saying, who would have thought that a young man who looks weak and an idol artist would have such a mysterious and unpredictable means.
And Lu Wenhao and Zheng Meili were ten times more surprised, after all, they and Zhang Muzi had known each other for more than ten years, and they never expected that their friends would have such a side.
"Yes, don't you want to be so exaggerated..."Lu Wenhao used a handlamp to shine the cigarette ash into Zhang Muzi's stomach like a black dragon, and couldn't help blurting out, and when his words landed, he saw that his dead friend suddenly twitched and trembled.
"Coming, coming, the upper body, the gods are going to go up, I have seen the mage in the temple 'get up', and a shake is about to go up. ”;
"Wow, it's really a 'master in the folk', I haven't seen such a magical scene on TV. ”;
"Yes, oops, I forgot to take a picture with my mobile phone, otherwise I will definitely earn a lot of clicks by posting it on the Internet...", seeing Zhang Muzi start to 'make a move', the crowd who woke up from surprise let out a small sigh of admiration.
But young people always have an inexplicable refusal to admit defeat, and some people say in a tone that they think they know how to do: "When I started up, I didn't 'the five treasures' to see the red, that one was Wen, and the one who invited was the 'fairy'."
The 'fairy' asks about things and decides her life, and it is still the 'general' who is stronger to exorcise ghosts and evil spirits. ”
Generally speaking, the biggest scene is the martial arts, and the gods invited are the generals who have been enshrined in ancient times, or the gods of war in myths and legends.
When inviting the gods, the boy used the 'five treasures', that is, the seven-star sword, the shark sword, the moon axe, the copper stick, and the thorn ball to cut and stab himself, and the more blurred the flesh and blood, the more clever the means.
But insiders know that most of these boys use strong analgesics to suppress the pain nerves first, and then play those gimmicks of 'chopping the back with a knife and axe, and piercing the cheeks with a sword', which seems to be self-harming to the extreme, but in fact, they are all skin injuries and can be healed after ten days and a half months.
A truly capable mage is only shallow even if he sees popularity, after all, 'summoning the gods' consumes his own supernatural powers, and there is a reason to use his own flesh and blood to lure the 'true gods'.
However, the general public often thinks that the more bloody the scene, the greater the mage's magical powers, otherwise how could they destroy their bodies like this, so when they heard this kind of nitpicking, they inevitably had equally competitive young people nodding in agreement: "Yes, I have also heard people say that the more powerful the 'red' when 'getting up', the heavier the divine aura..."
Before he finished speaking, Zhang Muzi in the distance suddenly seemed to wake up from his sleep, his convulsive body stiffened, his closed eyes opened a gap, and he scolded loudly: "Noise!", the voice was extremely sharp and piercing, echoing in the air for a long time, indescribably poignant and gloomy.
After that, Zhang Muzi slowly turned his head, his face did not change at all, but his facial features seemed to be faintly covered by a fog, and the light and darkness were different under the light of the hand lamp, as if he had painted a black and white face.
"This Linfan is still being teased by children and other children, and his magic power is not obvious, he really should slap his mouth. The slender eyes of the half-open and half-closed eyes cut through the faces of the people like knife blades, and finally settled on the two young men who were babbling nonsense, and he said a word suspiciously, and the sleeves of his clothes waved suddenly.
Suddenly, I heard the sound of 'clacking' twice, and the wet branches of the two big trees in the forest were about to break off by the wind and rain before, and finally at this time, they fell down from top to bottom, and the palm-sized, rain-filled fat leaves, coincidentally hit the faces of the two young people.
"Ahh
And Zhang Muzi did not show a smug expression or the slightest apology at this time, but slowly grabbed a handful of beans from his pocket, swept them out, and whispered, "Soldier." ”
Most of the mercury and lead burnt 'mercury beans' fell to the ground, and most of them were silently hidden in the soil, but a dozen or so grains brought up a small whirlwind for no reason, gathering the gusts of mist in the forest due to the afternoon light rain, forming a faint humanoid shadow.
After those fog shadows were born, they immediately fluttered around Zhang Muzi, eight of them stood in four corners, south, south, west, and north, and the rest were lined up in two rows in front of them.
Seeing this, some people in the expedition team finally began to have their teeth chattering and their minds were in a mess.
And Zhang Muzi waited until the fog shadow stood still one by one, and then said sharply, "Then I will parade." As if there was a big sedan chair behind him, his knees were bent at 90 degrees, his feet stood on his tiptoes, and he sat down in the void with only his toes on the ground.
In fact, this posture is better for ordinary people and can do it, but then his action of suddenly rising more than half a meter high and jumping one or two meters away with the humanoid fog shadow standing in the four corners really broke through the imagination of normal people, making everyone stunned on the spot.
After Zhang Muzi 'got up', he sat on his toes in the air, jumped more than ten meters away, and suddenly found that no one behind him followed, turned around and jumped back.
Facing the ghost-like gaze of the people with pale faces, he sniffed in the air expressionlessly, his eyes turned to Lu Wenhao, Zheng Meili, and Xu Yasha, and said: "You and the other three are 'Lords', you ask me to escort you, but you don't want to leave, what's the matter?"
The two girls were already speechless at this time, only Lu Wenhao had the courage to stammer: "Fat, fat, you, don't scare us." ”
"Who is the fat wood, I am the ruling year old Tai Sui Yin Jiao sit down, the star lord night tour god Qiao Kun, scare you little mortals," Zhang Muzi glared at his eyes, and scolded sharply: "In the nonsense, this seat will not be spared." ”
The words 'will not be spared' landed, and Lu Wenhao's body couldn't help shrinking, but in fact, after he heard the dead party's 'start driving', he reported that he was a true god with a name and surname, and he acted yin but not evil, powerful but not evil, and he relaxed a lot in his heart, but he didn't know what to continue to say for a while.
Seeing that there was silence all around, Zhang Muzi frowned and said impatiently: "If you have nothing to desire, this seat will return to heaven, this errand is really inexplicable." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a hoarse female voice stammer: "Don't, don't go, don't go, God, don't go first, there are wishes, we have wishes,
We would like to ask you to protect and look for the mine ahead, to find a ghost who can make people thin. ”
"It is the duty of this seat to catch ghosts and exorcise evil spirits, so don't hesitate to make noise, and come with me. Zhang Muzi's gaze followed the direction from which the voice came, fixed on a young girl whose body was no more than one hundred and sixty centimeters, but weighed at least the same as her height, smiled yin, turned around and jumped forward.
Looking at his back as he walked away, Zheng Meili hesitated for a moment, and muttered to Lu Wenhao, "Since we are pulling the fat wood to explore, we can't leave him alone." He strode after him.
Hearing this, Lu Wenhao unconsciously looked at his girlfriend, with a hesitant expression on his face.
Seeing that he was embarrassed, Xu Yasha thought about it, and finally said with a reluctant smile: "Feimu is your best friend, people are divided into groups, with your personality, I believe he will never harm us." He took her boyfriend's hand and walked forward.
Behind the three of them, the voice of the fat girl who spoke just now sounded dry again, "I have walked through the palace and temple of the 'round platform', and I have never seen such a strong body after 'starting to drive'."
Let's go, didn't everyone just now still clamoring to go to the abandoned mine to explore, why did they have such a super strong bodyguard and didn't move. ”
"Ah Yuan, can't you see those, those mist that look like people, the eight achievements are, they are 'good brothers', do you still need to go to the waste mine to find it.
This is also too evil..."Hearing this, the companion beside her, a thin, handsome young girl, lowered his voice and trembled to say the most terrible guess in everyone's hearts, but was interrupted by the fat girl disdainfully, "Those fogs should be 'Yin soldiers' Well, haven't you heard the idiom 'sprinkling beans into soldiers'."
That pretty boy, no, it should be a mage with great powers, definitely not being ghosted, 100% in 'driving', okay, don't be long-winded, let's go, otherwise you won't be able to keep up. As he spoke, he also pulled his companion and followed.
When people are panicked, they often have a 'imitation mentality', no matter whether the fat girl's words are reasonable or not, seeing that people are following Zhang Muzi one after another, and finally everyone discussed it for a short time, and then they all chose to continue walking in the direction of the abandoned mine.