Chapter 37 If you dare to send benefits, then I will dare to read it

At the beginning, it was a handsome male protagonist who wore a Taoist costume and lived in a Taoist temple.

Through a few minutes of dialogue and the plot, the audience knows his identity very clearly.

A Taoist priest who has no quarrel with the world.

But, your Taoist priest can be frustrated like this, not to mention that the Taoist robe is wrinkled and dirty, and there is actually a hole on it, revealing the black jacket inside.

There is also a Taoist temple, it looks like it is indeed a Taoist temple, but what the hell is the tourist in the screen, the probe is still gnawing sugar cane there.

I'll go, you didn't clear the scene in advance for filming! I don't know if you're ready for the props.,That's the costume of the protagonist.,Can it be so perfunctory?

Although Tao Heng had long known that this movie was terrible, the plot in just a few minutes at the beginning still thundered him.

The pace of the movie is very fast, and after a few minutes of explaining the identity and background of the male protagonist, he was immediately asked to go down the mountain, there is a village under the mountain, and there is a fierce and long-legged village girl in the village.

But this village girl, wearing a white shirt and short jeans, has a pair of white, tender, slender and straight legs, showing an incomparable sense of temptation on the screen.

Tao Heng couldn't help but laugh.

During the Republic of China, where did the village girl come from like this?

You tell me, where did such a village girl come from during the Republic of China.

The director is extremely undisciplined, and since the heroine appeared, the camera has never left the pair of fierce peaks and the fleshy beautiful legs.

This...

It is true that there are movies that like to give out benefits, but people only give out benefits occasionally.

Your movie has too many benefits, isn't it really good to be a serious movie?

Oh, I almost forgot, you're either a serious movie, or a bad movie.

The plot still continues, and through dialogue and plot, the audience knows that the heroine likes the Taoist, but the Taoist priest rejects the heroine because he is a monk.

During this period, in order to show the integrity and selflessness of the Taoist, the director also specially arranged a plot of the heroine to lure the Taoist.

Look at the sexy long legs of Bai Huahua on the screen, and the fierce peaks with sharp outlines.

Tao Heng scolded shamelessly in his heart, but his eyes were fixed on the screen.

If you dare to send benefits, then I will dare to look at it.

The falling flowers are intentional, the flowing water is ruthless, and the Taoist priest finally rejected the heroine and returned to the Taoist life.

But at this time, a team of devil soldiers broke into the village and began to brutally kill the villagers.

This should have been a very sad and tragic plot, but Tao Heng couldn't empathize.

In a team of more than a dozen ghost soldiers, there are righteous and awe-inspiring protagonists, and there are many important supporting roles.

Can you die if you invite a few more actors?

In the last second, the villagers were brutally killed by the devil, and the next second, the villagers who were brutally killed became devils and began to brutally kill the villagers who were still playing the devil before.

Big brother, the crew can't invite more people, such a sad and sad plot, what the hell is it that the suspenseful and terrifying atmosphere is filmed.

The villagers are devils, and the devils are also villagers, and there are only a dozen people back and forth, and fools can see whether the flaws are good or not.

Originally, a simple plot could be filmed with a foot shot, but it turned out to be thunderous.

The final plot direction was also not unexpected, the heroine was tied up by the devil with a rope and taken away, the Taoist protagonist heard the news, he couldn't bear it anymore, and decisively went down the mountain, ready to rescue the heroine.

In the end, there is the cliché Armageddon plot, the protagonist blocks the killing, the Buddha blocks the Buddha, rescues the heroine, and then works together to kill all the devils and avenge the villagers.

The toy guns that appeared during the period, as well as the mouth shooting, and the heroine's frequent long legs, are all routine operations, and Tao Heng is used to it.

At the end of the movie, Tao Heng specially stayed for a while to observe the reactions of others.

"Hahaha, it's so funny, it's exactly what I imagined."

"It's so thunderous, the whole process is unexpected, it's so interesting."

"Did you find it, there are passers-by there watching there many times on the screen, super dramatic."

"I found it a long time ago, and there is a protagonist, who has appeared several times, sometimes it is a villager, and sometimes it is a ghost."

"Ah, the main character in the villagers also appeared, why didn't I notice."

"If you look closely, you can see that it is nested in the corner, although it is wearing makeup, it is still obvious whether it is good or not."

"If you don't want to watch it again, I want to count how many times the protagonist appears."

"Okay, then watch it again, although this movie is very shocking, it is still very fun."

......

Most of the audience's comments were praised, and few people scolded.

There are even a few that I want to watch a second time.

This is the treatment that only a very few big directors or blockbusters can have.

Taoist Bian Shan, a bad porcelain movie, actually has it?

Although, this is the result of him driving away a group of deceived people in advance, but it can also explain something.

Tao Heng carefully recalled the movie he had just seen.

Thunder people return to thunder people, but the plot is still very smooth, a Taoist priest who has no quarrel with the world, he refused the temptation of fame, fortune and beauty, and returned to the mountains and wilderness.

But because the devil was too cruel and inhumane, this Taoist priest who was bent on reclusion was finally enraged and embarked on the road of resistance against Japan.

If you replace those thunderous costumes and props with more elaborate costumes, this movie can't be said to be excellent, at least it can be called a passing grade.

Even if Fuhuadao is rubbish, this movie is better than many movies that are exquisite in Fuhuadao, but they can't even understand the story.

If you can accept the thunderous points of the movie, the movie is actually quite good.

So, how exactly should you write a movie review?

......

At the premiere of the movie "The Taoist Priest Descends the Mountain".

Great director Chen Pengfei is receiving congratulations from others.

"Director Chen, this movie is so exciting, especially the picture of the sinking lake at the end, it is so beautiful."

"Yes, yes, the music in it is also very good, and it goes well with the movie screen."

"Director Chen, I really admire you so much, the costume in the movie is obviously made with heart, and it is too suitable for that era."

Listening to the endless flattery of others, Chen Pengfei smiled proudly.

What is a great director?

This is a great director, who can be praised by everyone for making a movie casually.

Don't think about it, the next thing must be the old routine of the movie hitting the box office and the praise is overwhelming.

Alas, life is so lonely as snow.

When can you give me a little challenge and make my life not so boring?

Just when Chen Pengfei was self-absorbed, his assistant walked over.

"Director Chen, a new news, Summit Film and Television's bad porcelain movie has been released, called "Taoist Bian Shan", one day ahead of our movie."

"At present, there have been a lot of bad reviews about that movie on the Internet, and some people have even pointed the finger at us."