A room with a computer.

Film critic Tao Heng sat on the chair, looking hesitant, and put his fingers on the enter key several times, but he couldn't press it.

A movie review has been written, and as long as he clicks it, he can send it out and let netizens see it.

What usually seems like a very simple and easy job is now extremely difficult.

Strictly speaking, this film review was not written by him, but was prepared for him by Xu Nan a long time ago.

Previously, film critic Tao Heng had posted two film reviews about "Captain China".

The first film review is: "Inferior costumes, ridiculous plots, thunderous lines, garbage acting skills, "Captain China", a movie that can't find any merits." ”

The second film review is: "A director who touches porcelain and Bai Fumei, who can't act at all, have jointly created a miracle in Chinese film history." ”

These two film reviews were prepared by Xu Nan for him in advance, and he was able to get a lot of money for every movie review posted.

The third film review that is now ready to be sent out is also prepared for him by Xu Nan in advance, as long as he sends it out, he can make money.

The first film review and the second film review, Tao Heng just read it cursoryly, and then sent it out without hesitation.

But this third film review, Xu Nandu has been sending it for several hours, and he can't make up his mind to send it out.

The first two film reviews will be sent out when they are sent out, and they will not have much impact on him.

But if this third film review is really sent out, then he will have no turning back at all.

Either become a well-known laughing stock, or become a legend in the film critic world.

Thinking of heaven and hell, Tao Heng had to be cautious.

Even though Xu Nan urged him several times, he still couldn't make up his mind.

Although Tao Heng's temperance value is very low, he still has temperance.

But if this film review is sent out, his discipline will really be completely gone.

"Jingle Bell"

Suddenly, the phone rang.

Tao Heng's body was shocked, and he took the mobile phone to see that it was indeed Xu Nan's number.

He smiled wryly and quickly picked it up.

"Why hasn't the movie review been sent out for so long, don't you want to send it, it doesn't matter, I can find someone else to send it, but you have signed the contract, and you must pay me liquidated damages."

Tao Heng showed helplessness.

He signed a contract with Xu Nan, and as long as he could do what he did in the contract, he would be paid handsomely, and even be able to make him financially free.

However, if you fail to complete the process, you will have to pay a high amount of liquidated damages.

This liquidated damages are astronomical for him, and he simply can't afford to pay them.

Thinking of the terrible consequences of defaulting, Tao Heng smiled bitterly: "Just now I was just checking the movie review for typos, and I delayed a little time, and I will send the movie review immediately." ”

"That's good, follow my instructions, the money will be yours."

Xu Nan hung up the phone.

Tao Heng sat back in his seat, looked at the movie review to be released, gritted his teeth, and pressed the send button with his fingers.

From the moment he signed the contract, he was not in a position to go back.

For the sake of money, it's better to completely abandon this kind of thing.

Soon, the computer prompted that the review had been sent successfully.

The title of this film review is: "I guarantee my family's life, if the box office of "Captain China" can exceed 300 million, I will drink Lin Hongsleeve's footwashing water." ”

Liu Dongdong saw this film review, and after seeing the title, he clicked on it without hesitation.

Not to mention that he is paying close attention to the information about "Captain China", even if he doesn't, when he sees such a hot title, he wants to go in and take a look.

"Hello everyone, I am Tao Heng, a film critic, and I have used two film reviews to analyze the movie "Captain China" in an all-round way, from the director, to the screenwriter, to the plot, to the lines, to the special effects and the final actors, this movie is pure garbage, no matter from which point of view.

But what I never expected was that Lin Hongsleeve had so many brainless fans, and she dared to stand up and say that this movie has nothing to do with the actors, and the movie garbage is not the actor's fault, she has worked hard to talk nonsense.

Damn, what does it matter to me if she doesn't work hard, even if she really works hard, the movie is not still garbage, why does it have nothing to do with her?

Before the movie was released, a group of fans shouted wildly there, saying that this movie would be Lin Hongsleeve's masterpiece, which would amaze everyone and make the stars in the entertainment industry ready for the arrival of the actress.

Now that the movie has been released, I found out that it was a bad movie, and I began to say that the movie results have nothing to do with the actors, and it is all the director's fault.

is so anxious to get rid of the relationship, right, and want to put the pot on someone else's head, to tell the truth, in order to write a movie review, I watched the movie "Captain China" three times in a row, and the biggest problem in the whole movie is the actor Lin Hongsleeve.

The plot of this movie is actually okay, an old-fashioned revenge film, if the actors' acting skills are good, it can be regarded as a mediocre movie, but it is because of Lin Hongsleeve's acting skills that can be called against the sky, that this movie has brought this movie to a rare realm that has no one before and no one after it.

Netizens can see it clearly, this movie is sparse and the father-in-law has to carry more than half of the pot, but there is always a group of brainless fans who are crazy to wash the floor there, and they have no brains at all, and the shell Lang will dance excitedly when he opens your braincase.

There is also our Shenhua little princess Lin Hongsleeves, some time ago, the whole network of marketing press release marketing is known, what kind of fairy descends to earth, a princess on the run, hard work, outstanding acting skills, the advantages of the world do not add up to your advantages, and the result of the movie is this?

A word of advice, Princess Shenhua should not come to the entertainment industry in the future, although the entry threshold of this circle is so low that you can enter the brain-dead, there is still a threshold, at least your conditions are definitely not suitable for the entertainment industry, or continue to go home to be your little princess who is infinitely favored by your family.

Oh, by the way, there is a group of Lin Hongsleeve fans who shouted to me that the first day box office of this movie was 70 million, which shows that this movie is not useless.

To be honest, I laughed, obviously, the box office of 70 million was purely because the movie was marketed too well before, and it deceived a large number of audiences into entering the cinema, and now the movie's reputation has come out, and the name of bad movies has spread all over the country, and there will definitely be no stupid fork to continue watching movies.

I estimate that the box office of this movie will be about 150 million, after all, this world is always indispensable to watch strange movies even if they know that they are bad, but the limit of this movie is 150 million.

As for the one who said that the box office of the movie can have 300 million brains, I will put the words here, if the box office of this movie can exceed 300 million, I will drink Lin Hongsleeve's footwashing water.

Understand, if the box office of the movie can reach 300 million, I will drink Lin Hongsleeve's footwashing water. ”

(End of chapter)