Chapter 124: Audience Dads, I Was Wrong

Subconsciously, Liu Dongdong clicked into Tao Heng's Weibo.

This is also a common problem of many netizens, they feel uncomfortable when they see that little red dot, so they have to go in and take a look.

Tao Heng posted a video this time.

The title is: "I kneel down for everyone, I just ask you not to watch "Captain China". ”

Seeing this title full of explosive points, Liu Dongdong's heart trembled, and he decisively clicked on the video.

At the beginning of the video, there is an empty room with a white background wall, and Tao Heng, the protagonist, is standing in the center of the camera, looking directly at the camera.

The clothes he wore were the same as the last celebration banquet, a black suit, a righteous forehead guard, and the forehead guard was a little dark, as if he had not been washed, and it seemed to have a different charm.

The most eye-catching thing is Tao Heng's expression, his face is full of grievances, his face is full of pleading, his eyes are moist, the water mist is hazy, and he seems to be crying in the next second.

"Hello everyone, I am the film critic Tao Heng, that is, the Tao Heng who drank the footwater.

A few days ago, I made a bet with Xu Nan, the director of "Captain China", that if the box office exceeded one billion, I would drink Lin Hongshou's saliva.

One billion, that's a billion box office, do you know what the concept of a billion box office is?

There are only two domestic films with a box office of more than one billion, one is "People on the Journey" directed by Xu Shan, and the other is "New Journey to the West" directed by Zhou Kung Fu, both of which are high-quality movies, and they have encountered a good schedule to have this box office.

But Captain China!

Captain China? ”

Speaking of this, Tao Heng used a questioning tone, the tears could not be stopped any longer, the soybean-sized teardrops fell down one by one, he covered his mouth and quickly turned his head to avoid being seen by the audience His weak appearance of sad tears.

After a few seconds, he wiped away his tears, turned his head, and said in a deep voice:

"I'm sorry, I apologize to everyone, I was too naΓ―ve, I didn't expect that the box office of "Captain China" could be so high, I really can't understand why the box office of this movie will be so high.

I've heard that the reason why you went to the movies was to make me drink Lin Hongshou's saliva, if that's the case."

Poof.

Tao Heng knelt down, tears fell like broken pearls, he cried, he really cried.

He cried very sadly, very sadly, very sadly, very pitifully.

"I'm sorry, I'm really sorry, I was wrong, I was really wrong.

Audience dads, I beg you, please don't go to the movies, if I'm at fault, you can punish me in other ways, don't use the movie, okay.

I'm guilty, I shouldn't pretend to be forced, I'm at fault, I shouldn't bet with Xu Nan, I know you don't like me, but you can't just watch a bad movie in order to punish me. ”

Tao Heng issued a bloody and tearful complaint, and the tears have not stopped since just now.

""Captain China" is really bad, it's a garbage bad movie. You punish me by watching this movie, you are completely hurting yourself, for your physical health, for your mental state, please, don't go to the movie, okay, I kowtow to you. ”

After speaking, Tao Heng decisively kowtowed, and his forehead slammed on the ground, making a muffled sound.

The key is that Tao Heng didn't just kowtow, he kowtowed nine times in a row, each time he was more and more powerful, and in the end, his righteous forehead was stained red with blood, and the red blood penetrated the forehead and snaked down his face.

Speaking of this, Tao Heng was already crying, speechless, extremely humble, extremely pitiful, and pitiful, which made people feel pity.

However, the comments below the video are a little wrong.

"Seriously, Tao Heng's appearance looks really pitiful, but I just want to laugh at what's going on."

"I'm sorry, I know you're miserable, but I just can't sympathize."

"Two days ago: The box office of "Captain China" is absolutely impossible to exceed one billion, absolutely impossible, two days later: the audience's father begs you not to go to the movie, okay."

"I still like your unruly appearance, please recover."

"Do you netizens still have sympathy, Tao Heng, he knelt down, there is gold under the man's knees, a man, forced to kneel, you know how desperate he is, why don't you hurry up and watch the movie, let him drink the saliva of the beautiful girl as soon as possible, and soothe the pain in his heart."

"Yes, yes, everyone hurry up and go to the movie, Tao Heng is talking back."

"I'm laughing to death, the more humble you are, the more I want to bully you in my heart, I hope you will drink your saliva sooner."

"Me too, I just wondered if I had a psychological problem and was a little perverted, but now I am relieved to see everyone think so, it turns out that I am not alone."

"Laughing to death, Bai Fumei salivates, this supreme divine object is given to you for nothing, what are you not satisfied with."

After watching the video, Liu Dongdong's body trembled.

Marketing, especially the marketing of "Captain China".

Xu Nan, a dog thing, doesn't want to improve the quality of the movie, and uses his mind on marketing, which is extremely hateful.

Especially after seeing the rapid growth of the video's playback, as well as the comments from the audience below who are not too big to watch, Liu Dongdong really couldn't hold back.

Are you netizens brain-dead?

It's funny that such obvious marketing is still fooled?

There are too many fools, it's too easy to cheat, and he knew that he could increase the box office by relying on this trick, so he used it first.

Xu Nan, this guy, can make a bad movie explode at the box office by relying on footwash marketing, and there is no reason why his better quality movies can't.

And Tao Heng, the hateful guy.

If Xu Nan is the number one villain in the film industry, Tao Heng, the accomplice, is the number two villain.

It was this guy at the beginning, who wrote a movie review saying that the box office of the movie exceeded 300 million, so he drank Lin Hongsleeve's footwashing water, which caused the popularity of this stalk to skyrocket.

After Lin Hongsleeve made the footwashing water, Tao Heng, a film critic, came forward to respond, completely making the footwashing water popular all over the country.

Then this dog thing began to sell miserably again, heating the stalk of footwashing water, and by the way, adding box office to the movie.

At the last celebration banquet, this dog thing put on a show and really drank the foot-washing water.

It was footwater, and it was still three days of footwashing water, but this guy was stunned to drink it.

The low discipline is outrageous.

The most special thing that is speechless is that the same routine actually happened again, and Tao Heng's dog thing began to sell miserably again.

And then it worked so well.

The same routine came twice, and the audience actually found it funny every time.

Look at this video, it's really pitiful, if he didn't know the truth, Liu Dongdong would almost be moved.

With such superb acting skills, being a film critic is really too condescending, you should be an actor.

(End of chapter)