A shameless female college student pouted and shouted, "Report! ”

The dragon scale raised his eyebrows, and it was this living treasure again: "Speak!" ”

"I want to ask the Shadow God if I want me to warm his bed tonight!"

Several other scheming women were immediately alert.

Damn, she was preempted again!

However, the shadow god will not be fooled by this kind of bewitching slut!

The dragon scales almost burst out laughing.

Clearing his throat, the dragon scale said, "The Shadow God doesn't need you to warm the bed. ”

"You didn't even ask! Zi is not a fish, how do you know the joy of fish? Maybe the shadow god likes me to warm his bed! ”

It's as if she's warmed the Shadow God's bed!

Several other women couldn't help but sigh that this competitor was really difficult, and they didn't know if it was so difficult in bed.

No, they can't just watch her attack the Shadow God!

"Report!"

The dragon scale looked at the female player who spoke up: "What's the matter?" ”

"I want to warm the Shadow God's bed too!"

"Report! I also want! ”

"Report! I want it too! ”

“......”

The sound of a group of reports made the dragon scales headache.

Girls don't care about playing treasures, and there are occasional rough voices of men in the report.

The training was almost over, and the dragon scales simply disbanded, leaving them to discuss the question of who came first and who came later.

However, these people only cared about their own discussions, and none of them asked Xiao Hao's opinion.

Xiao Hao, who is still feasting: ???

......

The scene is very hot, the players in the dragon pool look at each other, each one is a competitor, and each one should not be underestimated!

The scheming women are wary of each other, and there are several male contestants hidden among them.

Many male gamers who were excluded were heartbroken: "Are men that good?" Why do women like men and men like men? ”

They're different, they like women haha!

It's a pity that these women don't like them.

What a sad story.

The bachelors couldn't help but feel sorry for themselves when they saw that a group of women were about to fight for a man who couldn't see his face clearly.

It's all men, why is there such a big difference...

And for the shadow god they admire, they can't be jealous.

It's too hard.

It's so hard to be a man...

As everyone knows, these women feel that it is more difficult to be a woman!

I learned the skills of flirting with my sister, but I am a girl.

It's just that I like men, but there are still so many women who rob them.

That's it, what they didn't expect was that there were so many male contestants in love!

It's too hard.

It's so hard to be a woman...

Seeing that it was about to start a fight, the dragon scales didn't stop it, so they just stood on the side and watched the play.

Then, a certain funny man shouted, "Don't fight, you guys don't fight for me anymore!" ”

Lots of players: ???

They looked at the funny man with very unkind eyes, as if they were about to rush up and knock him on the head in the next second.

The funny man coughed a few times and corrected: "Don't fight, you guys don't fight for the shadow god anymore!" ”

The crowd nodded in satisfaction, and then continued to confront each other.

Funny Man: ???

What a sad story.

It turns out that this is the real meaning of "the core of comedy is tragedy"?

The funny man is enlightened.

In the lounge, Xiao Hao was eating, and he could hear the movement outside.

Looks like someone is calling him?

Forget it, keep eating.

Nothing is as important as dry cooking.

I don't eat actively and I have problems with my brain.

As a result, Xiao Hao missed the moths that these people were making trouble about fighting for the order of helping him warm his bed.

On the training ground, the competing women looked solemn.

"Draw your sword!"

A certain woman had a war intent in her eyes, ready to move.

Tian's shameless female college student raised her arrogant head: "Hit me, don't think about the idea of hitting my shadow god!" ”

"The Shadow God is mine!"

"Shut up, he's my husband!"

"Enough! The Shadow God has already made a private agreement with me for life! ”

“......”

The so-called big war turned out to be a scolding war...

Dragonscale shook his head in disappointment.

I thought I could see a tense and exciting group of women tearing-forcing war, but it turned out to be just talking.

The camaraderie of the players in the Dragon Pool is really wonderful...

Then, a certain foodie was still in the break room, not knowing anything.

......

A few hours passed, and the Dragon Kingdom was curious about why the local monster tide in the Dragon Kingdom was generally not strong, while the monster tide in other countries was extremely fierce.

Other countries also discovered this anomaly and immediately jointly declared that the Dragon Kingdom must give an explanation, for the sake of the human beings all over the world.

The Dragon Kingdom naturally did not investigate because of the so-called confession, but they themselves had to know the truth in order to feel at ease.

So, as soon as the satellite monitoring was mobilized, Long Guo discovered the reason.

It turns out that as early as the last game holiday, the Shadow God has already cleaned up the deep mountains and old forests in the Dragon Kingdom!

Therefore, the tide of monsters pouring out of the suburbs in the Dragon Kingdom is generally not strong, because they have already been cleaned up!

It's no wonder that the local monster tide in the territory of the Dragon Kingdom can only become the player's spirit bead mobile pack, and the feelings are the credit of the shadow god!

The Shadow God is too predictable, cleaning up the monsters that have sprung up in the country in advance, and once again preventing the apocalyptic disaster of the Dragon Kingdom!

Then, without the shadow god himself knowing, this matter was blown up by the media of the Dragon Kingdom.

"Ahh

"I'm guilty! I even scolded the Shadow God for not accepting the Dragon Kingdom's invitation to farm monsters! ”

"No wonder the Shadow God didn't accept the invitation of the Dragon Kingdom last time, it turned out that he foresaw the disaster in advance!"

"The shadow god doesn't say anything, he carries it by himself, and he has to bear so many misunderstandings!"

"It turns out that only the Shadow God is carrying the weight for the Dragon Kingdom, and we are still dragging him back!"

"God, I feel so guilty that I slander my idol like this..."

"Woooooo It's us who are sorry for the Shadow God! ”

"Shadow God, we were wrong, we misunderstood you..."

"Damn, I'm a big man who was also moved, and I burst into tears..."

Even the official media of the Dragon Kingdom also came out to defend the Shadow God, and specially issued a notice that legal measures would be taken against all inappropriate remarks about the Shadow God.

Under the official media, a large number of people turned themselves in.

"I confess, I scolded the shadow god, I am willing to accept the punishment..."

"I also plead guilty, I used to be ignorant and said bad things about the shadow god, I am willing to accept the fine..."

Then, the building below, full of a long list, hundreds of pages of confessions.

Originally, the end came, and the treasury of the Dragon Kingdom has been unable to make ends meet, because of this incident, this will fill some...

The high-level of other countries are jealous of the Dragon Kingdom, and their faces are so jealous that they will be unrecognizable.

Why is the Dragon Kingdom so lucky, there is a shadow god!

As long as you are involved with the shadow god, this kingdom will always be able to take advantage of it!

Take advantage of everything!

How difficult it is for them to take money from the people!

But as long as the other party is related to the shadow god, the people will automatically take money to make up for the deficit in the treasury...

Xiao Hao, who had just eaten enough, turned on the Internet.

Xiao Hao: ???