Chapter 141: What is this called?
Xu Nan's heart was broken.
How could today's celebration banquet become like this?
Depressed is depressed, but the lewd young man walked towards him, and he really couldn't run.
After all, he is the organizer of the celebration banquet, and if something really happens, he will not be able to get rid of it in the end.
Anyway, he has also practiced, this obscene young man is thin and small, and he looks weak, so he should not be his opponent.
With a hint of helplessness, Xu Nan greeted this obscene young man.
"Brother, if you have something to say, there is no need to use your hands and feet."
"Don't worry, I'm not a bad person." Lewd youths were the first to take their position.
"Actually, I just want a little bit of the items left by the red-sleeved princess, where is the cup after Tao Heng drank the foot-washing water last time, and the basin where the red-sleeved princess soaked her feet, and where is the towel that wiped her feet."
"Don't worry, I won't ask for it in vain, I'm willing to pay."
The lewd young man said seriously, his expression was very sincere.
Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief: "So that's the case, you said this kind of trivial matter earlier, those things are in the backstage warehouse, I'll take you to get it." ”
The lewd young man showed a sincere smile: "Then thank you." ”
At the moment when his mind relaxed, Xu Nan grabbed him and decisively put him to the ground.
"Thank you for the hammer, who cares where those things go except for a pervert like you."
"It's okay to be an unscrupulous pervert on the Internet, you still dare to come to the scene, you obviously don't take me seriously."
Xu Nan roared.
Nima's pervert actually came to the venue, it's really a wonder that the world is big.
You can never imagine whether those netizens who are talking in front of the screen are joking, or taking the opportunity to say their true words.
It can only be said that this celebration banquet is too crazy, and all the bulls, ghosts, snakes and gods have come out.
The lewd young man struggled hard, trying to justify: "I'm not a pervert, I just like the things left by the red-sleeved princess, how can this be said to be perverted." ”
Although he struggled very hard, under Xu Nan's strong clamp, the struggle was only in vain.
Listening to this pervert's justification, Xu Nan couldn't help but roll his eyes.
I'm embarrassed to say that I'm not a pervert, except for perverts, who would like the cup of footwashing water left by the beauty, the basin for washing the feet, and the towel for wiping the feet.
Just now, this guy licked the goblet filled with saliva like a dog, and that kind of pious gesture really made people explode.
can only say that it's good that he has practiced, otherwise I don't know what to do today.
It didn't take long for the security guards to arrive and take the pervert away.
Of course, they won't do anything to this pervert, at most they will send this guy to the police station.
It doesn't seem like much of a deal, after all, this guy didn't hurt anyone, he just hurt the cup.
However, the psychological shadow caused by this guy is permanent.
When I think that this kind of person really exists in reality, and this kind of person exists around me. Many people feel hairy and sanity.
Xu Nan was relaxed and finally got things done.
He picked up the microphone with a smile on his face: "Although there was a little accident at this celebration banquet, it was still very successful overall." ”
"Don't be affected by these unexpected factors, eat and drink, eat well, drink well, play well, ah."
After saying this, the guests of the celebration banquet began to enjoy the banquet.
Fortunately, there were no accidents interrupting the banquet this time, everything went smoothly, some guests began to enjoy the food, some guests connected and socialized, and everything seemed to be harmonious.
Xu Nan breathed a sigh of relief.
It's finally back on track.
A series of accidents made him nervous, and he urgently needed food to heal.
After glancing at the venue and confirming that everything was normal, Xu Nan began to eat and drink to replenish his energy.
"Hello, Director Xu."
At this time, the star Mimi came over.
She has an amiable smile on her face, her eyes seem to be discharged, and her voice is soft and soft, as if an invisible hand is touching people's heartstrings.
"Is it true that the movie you just told me about the lack of a heroine, for the sake of your movie, I have postponed several activities."
If you talk about that, then I'm not sleepy.
Xu Nan immediately smiled: "Of course it's true, I'm the kind of person who doesn't talk much." ”
"Maybe you don't believe it, but in fact, for the movie "Captain China", my first choice is you."
"But at that time, I didn't have much status in the circle, and you were too famous, so I could only give up on you and choose Lin Hongsleeve."
Xu Nan's expression was extremely serious and sincere, and at first glance he was an honest person, and it was impossible to tell lies.
Mimi cooperated with a regretful look: "That's a pity." ”
In fact, she grew up in the entertainment industry since she was a child, and she is very familiar with the deception in the circle, so she didn't believe what Xu Nan said at all.
If you really want to ask her to act in a movie, won't you even send an audition invitation?
It's clearly just casual talk.
But she still cooperated with Xu Nan's performance, pretending to have a regretful and annoyed expression.
Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills.
This new director has become a sweet and sweet spot in the circle, a big man, and he must cooperate with him.
There is also a big heroine movie waiting for her.
And Mimi is really sorry in her heart.
If she has the ability to travel back in time and space, the first thing she will do after crossing back is definitely to take the initiative to run in front of Xu Nan, who had no status in the circle at that time, and offer to participate in "Captain China".
This is one of the top three movies in Chinese film history, and it is also the only movie with a big heroine and a box office that has broken one billion.
Being able to participate in such a movie is enough to make her a god in the circle.
It's a pity that she missed it at that time.
Who would have thought that this movie, which seems to be unreliable anywhere, would be able to break the box office of one billion and leave those veteran directors far behind.
It can only be said that reality is even more outrageous, because logic is needed, but reality does not.
If Xu Nan knew Mimi's inner thoughts, she would definitely say that she had too little knowledge.
"Captain China" can have a box office of one billion, which is not outrageous at all.
Can you believe it, where is Dad going, an extended version of a variety show that is not a movie at all, can have a box office of 700 million, and almost became the champion of the Spring Festival stalls?
Can you believe that Blair the Witch, a three-free garbage pseudo-documentary film that cost less than $100,000 and was shot with only a handheld camera, can end up grossing $250 million?
Do you dare to believe that a bad movie Chibi is divided into two parts, everyone knows that it is a bad movie after watching the upper part, but the release of the lower part still does not make him lose money?
In comparison, "Captain China" can break one billion, which is a thing.
(End of chapter)