Looking at the picture on the movie screen, Martin's expression couldn't help but start to distort.

In fact, when the elder of the hobbit said that he would blow up the cannibals, Martin guessed that the cannibals would appear next.

He is a professional film critic who has seen thousands of movies and has a certain understanding of the plot development of movies.

A qualified movie is not allowed to have meaningless scenes, since the hobbit talked about cannibals, then cannibals will definitely appear.

But the question is, you're telling me it's cannibalism?

A few shriveled and skinny actors are trying to make a fierce appearance on the screen, but looking at their thin bodies, it is really funny to look at.

The most speechless thing is that the number of cannibals is only eight, yes, there are only eight people who are very powerful cannibals mentioned earlier.

Seeing this, Martin has lost any expectation of this movie.

This is a bad movie, a downright bad movie.

Before, he thought that Party A's task for himself was outrageous, but now when he goes to the cinema, it is not outrageous at all.

This movie really should be scolded, scolded fiercely, and it can't hurt more audiences.

Martin couldn't help but look at the others.

Sure enough, the expressions of the other audience members were similar to what he imagined, their eyes widened, shocked and speechless.

Martin suddenly remembered that he had just thought the movie was "The Hobbit", and when he turned his head to look at it, he saw that the two guys' mouths were wide open and could almost swallow an egg.

He couldn't help but feel like laughing a little.

These two fools used to think that this was the "Hobbit" of the Lord of the Rings series, but now they must be very sad when they see that the movie is of this quality.

Inexplicably, Martin's mood is much better, and he thinks the movie is okay.

Aside from the extremely rubbish service, this movie actually has merit.

For example, the benefits are good.

But this good mood that finally appeared was quickly ruined by the plot of the movie.

The plot of the movie has progressed to the scene of the cannibal and the hobbit fighting, although he has long known that this is a bad movie, but after seeing the fight of the thunder man to the extreme, Martin still can't hold back.

There was a time in Hollywood when action movies were popular, such as spy series, such as the Ling Lingqi series, and other movies would more or less involve action scenes.

Accustomed to those fierce and adrenaline-pumping fights, Martin's body began to twitch when he saw this kind of thunderous fighting like a child's game.

It's all about work, it's all about work.

Martin kept comforting himself in his heart.

He has already received a deposit, and no matter how bad the movie is, he will continue to watch it.

Before, he thought that the boss was very generous with money, but now he understands that this is simply a mental damage fee.

Holding back the feeling of thunder, Martin continued to watch.

The plot of the movie progresses very quickly.

In a matter of minutes, the cannibals, with the help of their sacred beast, a winged dog, defeated the hobbits and occupied the village, leaving only the beautiful women who hunted for welfare and the hobbits who were afraid of cannibals escaped.

After the two escaped, they went through a psychological struggle and accidentally learned about the weakness of the cannibals.

That is, the sacred beast they offer, the winged dog, only needs you to pronounce his real name, Smaug, to him, and he will choose to recognize you as Lord.

This back door was left by the first patriarch of the cannibal clan.,In order to prevent the holy beast from getting out of control one day.,I didn't expect this secret to be known by the heroine by chance.。

After knowing this secret, the heroine successfully convinces the cowardly clansmen to go with her to save people and defeat the cannibals.

Next, they fought with the cannibals, and used their wisdom and courage to go through "hardships" and finally save the clansmen from the clutches of the cannibals.

In the process, the cannibals wanted to kill the heroine, but the heroine shouted its real name Smaug to their holy beast, and successfully rebelled against the cannibal holy beast.

Seeing his holy beast turn against him, the cannibal completely lost his fighting spirit and was wiped out by the heroine and his clansmen.

At the end of the movie, the heroine and her people cheer loudly with joy, the hobbit stands on the ground again, and dynamic music plays in the theater.

If this is a wonderful movie, the audience must be emotional at the moment, if this is a qualified movie, the audience will also be emotional, if it is a bad movie, the audience should have left at this time, and they will not hear the soundtrack at all.

But after the plot of "The Hobbit Era" ended, hearing this dynamic music, the audience at the scene felt that they were about to die, thinking back to the previous episode of the thunder, they felt that they were covered with goosebumps all over their bodies, and they were embarrassed to pick out the three bedrooms and two living rooms with their toes.

Martin sat sluggishly in the theater seat, with a spoiled expression on his face, like a girl after finishing with the phase.

Unexpectedly, there can be such a thunderous movie.

And this movie can't be left unwatched, because he has to write a film review next, and there is more than one.

"Shet, this is a lump of poop."

"Wardfarke, what did James film?"

"Is this the Lord of the Rings? How could Middle-earth become like this? ”

"Okay, Gollum, didn't you say there was a dragon, why would it be a dog?"

After watching the movie, the audience scolded bitterly, and the sound almost toppled the roof.

How can "The Hobbit" be such rubbish?

You must know that the audience entered the theater with great anticipation.

These people have almost all seen the previous Lord of the Rings trilogy, the vast world of Middle-earth, the bizarre landscapes, the magical magic, and the complex races, which left a deep impression on them.

They've been conquered by the Lord of the Rings, and they can't wait to find out what happened to Bilbo, the former Lord of the Rings, and Gandalf, the white-robed wizard.

And then, they saw a lump of movies like this.

It feels like an online relationship with a girl, she looks like Liu Yifei in the photo, and she thinks to herself that even if she is a little wet, she should have Yang Chaoyue's level, but when she really met, it turned out to be a dog.

Yes, it's this feeling of collapse and speechlessness.

How can this movie be rotten like this.

The audience left scolding.

Film critic Martin took a deep breath, finished his mental construction, and got up to leave the cinema.

When he left the theater, he saw the two young people who had mistaken the movie crying, and his expression was extremely devastated.

"Oh my God, how can a hobbit be so ugly."

"I've been looking forward to Middle-earth for so long, why is it so rubbish."

The pear blossoms of the two people crying with rain are extremely sad, like the death of the whole family.

(End of chapter)