"The junk movie 'The Hobbit', a defense without any highlights."

"Yesterday the movie "The Hobbit" was released, and as a fan of the Lord of the Rings, I couldn't wait to buy a movie ticket and enter the theater to watch this movie, ready to enjoy a visual feast."

"But I had the most painful two hours of my life, and I can swear that even if I fell into hell, even if I was hanging on the cross, I didn't watch this movie, and if you dared to appear in front of me at that time, James, I would have kicked you in the ass with my boots."

"You stupid groundhog, did your mother have a super-friendly relationship with wild dogs when she was pregnant, otherwise why would you be able to make such a bad movie, like a dead fish in a dung pit for one hundred and eighty days?"

"This is the Lord of the Rings, the famous Lord of the Rings, how wonderful this series of movies is, James you have filmed how Shet."

"Fake, I can't help but beat up my dog at this point, because I'm going to show you what a serious mistake I've made by beating your daddy."

"At the beginning of the movie, there is a beautiful actress hunting in the woods, and the ferocious fluctuations are so satisfying to my little brother that he even drools to express his excitement."

"But my brain was very unhappy, and he wanted to open my skull and run out of the theater in protest because the props and sets of this movie were so rubbish, and I saw several goofs at the beginning."

"Director James, I once listened to your interview, and you said that in order to shoot this movie, you watched the Lord of the Rings ten times in a row, just to prepare the pre-set for three years, and it took one year for the filming and post-production, a total of four years, and you made such a piece of Shet?"

"In the first three minutes, I found more than a dozen goofs, more than your mother's dew point, is that your professional attitude?"

"I won't talk about the previous goofs, I'll just talk about the hobbits, anyone who has seen the Lord of the Rings knows that the hobbits are a peace-loving race in Middle-earth, they are highly skilled, they love food, especially their place of residence, the Shire, is like a paradise on earth."

"But what are the hobbits in the movie, there are only seven people in total, and they live in very simple thatched huts, and I even saw the steel shelves inside, obviously not long after they were built."

"The Hobbits are a skilled race, and in the Lord of the Rings they live in rotundas, are good at making good food, and have bonfires every day. I don't want you to shoot the same thing as in The Lord of the Rings, at least not too badly, but what about a thatched hut and a seven-man hobbit, you thought about it with your feet and then shot it?"

"You actually filmed the hobbit like a goblin, you were killed by a goblin in a game, so you chose to take revenge in this way?"

"The hobbit is so ridiculous that I can bear it, but what is the situation of cannibals in the movie, where did you find the malnourished patients, eight people together are not enough for a baby to beat with one hand, this is the so-called ferocious and brutal cannibal?"

"Fierce and brutal cannibal, James, haven't you read a book, why don't you use your-covered brain to think about what cannibals should look like."

"I can tolerate all of the above, but the most intolerable thing is that Smaug the dragon is a dog?"

"Wardfarck, James, how many leaves have you flew, do you dare to believe that the legendary dragon, the fierce and brutal dragon, the dragon that can destroy a kingdom, is actually a dog!!

"Obviously, the dragon Smaug in the trailer is a giant dragon, and the treasures collected over countless years can fill a city, and his strength is extremely strong, occupying the dwarven Lonely Mountain Kingdom for decades, and in the end, it turned out to be just a dog."

"As a film critic, I've seen a lot of movies that are different from the trailers, but this is the first time I've seen a movie that's completely different from the trailers."

"For other films, the trailer may be different from the feature film, but at least the footage is all taken from the movie, but "The Hobbit" is the only trailer

There is not a single shot of the film and the content of the movie, Director James, you are a shameless crime, a shameful fraud."

"I can't help but want to beat you into a patty with my big fist right now, if it weren't for your mother kneeling in front of me now and begging me not to do that, I'd have beaten you into a patty, I swear."

"Oh my God, Smaug the dragon is actually a dog, what a genius idea, what a genius idea, I can't help but want to beat you up again, if it weren't for your mother's mouth to take away my anger, I would have gone to you."

"If it weren't for the Lord of the Rings, this is Middle-earth, I would have wanted to smash the movie with one punch."

"The rest of the movie's plot was torture every minute and every second, and it wasn't until the end of the movie that I finally got free."

"Seeing this, I already understand why God punishes unbelievers and why He lets them go to hell, because hell is really horrible, thank you James, my good son, you made me feel like hell in the theater."

"The whole movie, except for the fluctuations of the heroine, has no merits, whether it is the picture or the shots, the props or the plot, the actors or the music, it is equivalent to a pair of stinky socks that have been in the trash can for a hundred days and then rolled in the dung pit."

"Director James, The Hobbit claims to have spent hundreds of millions of dollars to complete, why did I see such a shoddy work, how do you do directing?"

"The movie you made is so rubbish, what kind of director are you going to be, hurry up and go back and sell your skin stocks, otherwise no one will ask for it when it's too late."

"Don't keep making movies in the future, or God will be angry, and if you really want to make movies, then please go to hell, it's for you."

"Your mother is also ashamed of you for making this movie, she has been persuaded by me with a big stick and decided to have another one, thank your mother for her hard work, James, she really worked hard, otherwise I would have gone to you with a gun by now."

......

After reading this film review, James's body trembled, his whole body trembled, and he was furious, picked up the water glass next to him, and slammed it to the ground.

"Fakfakfark...."