Chapter 393: Ordinary Spoof Film
On a manor, a pot-bellied woman is giving birth.
Outside the room, a man walks around the room restlessly, and through his anxious expression, the audience can easily conclude that this man is the husband of a pregnant woman.
Outside the manor, dark clouds were thick, the wind was howling, the sky and the earth were dark, and in a trance, there was a feeling that the end of the world was coming.
But the people in the manor were not in the mood for the accident at the moment, and their attention was always focused on the pregnant woman in the room.
"Wow"
With a loud cry, the pregnant woman in the room successfully gave birth to a baby.
Strange things happened, with the birth of the baby, the darkness of the outside world quickly dissipated, the bad weather quickly improved, and the sun reappeared.
A ray of sunlight shines through the window on the newborn baby, crystal clear, the sun shines on the skin, reflecting a faint halo, sacred and noble.
The man ran into the room, hugged the baby excitedly, walked to his wife's side, and said gently, "Thank you for your hard work." ”
The sweaty wife smiled, "You haven't named our child yet." ”
The man thought for a moment and blurted out: "Just call him George, George Washington, I believe this name will be remembered by everyone." ”
The scene turns, a little girl is making a fuss in the manor and chopping down trees with an axe, he is the Washington of his childhood.
While cutting down the tree, Washington also said eloquently: "One day, I will cut down the evil cherry tree and become a hero just like I cut down this tree." ”
A black friend next to him immediately retorted: "This is impossible, the evil cherry tree is too powerful, no one can defeat it, it is the evil demon king, we can only give in." ”
Unconvinced, Washington quarreled with his black friends, but nothing came out of the quarrel.
When he returned, Washington asked his father, "Is the evil cherry tree really that powerful, why does everyone say it can't be defeated?" ”
The father nodded: "Yes, the evil cherry tree is extremely powerful, even an army cannot defeat it, perhaps, only the gods can defeat him." ”
"So, even though the evil cherry tree eats people every day, we can only endure it helplessly."
Washington said unconvinced: "Since it eats people, then we have to destroy it, and if others can't do it, it doesn't mean that I can't do it." ”
The father sneered and shook his head: "It's a good thing to have ambition, but you'd better not do it, because that's impossible, and no one can defeat that evil cherry tree." ”
The picture swept over Washington's face, and Washington, who was still a child, showed an unconvinced expression.
Next, the movie uses a few minutes of plot to briefly describe Washington's boyhood, and then the picture turns, Washington has grown up and become a glamorous beauty.
She had a conflict with her father, because she insisted that she wanted to join the army and defend the people, while her father firmly disagreed, believing that it was a death sentence.
Eventually, the independent Washington leaves the estate with her black friends, and in order to prove herself, she plans to go alone in search of the evil cherry tree.
This part of the plot is watched by the audience with relish.
In fact, there is nothing special about this plot, just a bear child quarrels with his parents, and this kind of plot is almost broken in the movie.
But this time is different, Washington is played by Paris Hilton, a beautiful girl, who looks sexy and hot on the screen, but her identity is the founding president, and the two feelings are combined.
Forbidden and seductive.
Anyway, the male audience watched it very highly, and felt that Paris on the screen poked at the secret point in their hearts.
The rest of the plot is lackluster, Washington finds the evil cherry tree, but is beaten by the cherry tree and fails, the axe he was carrying is lost, and he is almost eaten by the evil cherry tree.
At the critical moment, a bald eagle appeared, saved Washington in distress, and pointed out Washington, saying that there was a stone at the door of the church in front of him, and there was an axe on the stone, and as long as he pulled out the axe, he could destroy the evil cherry tree.
The arrogant Washington decisively went to find the axe, and wanted to use it to destroy the cherry tree.
But I didn't expect that there was someone guarding the axe, and no one was allowed to move it.
Because the wizard prophesied that the person who could pull out the axe would become the king of the New World in the future, the people who knew the secret sealed the place and did not want others to try it.
After Washington was stopped, he found an opportunity, approached the axe, and pulled it out in the shocked eyes of everyone.
Seeing this scene, someone immediately shouted out in shock.
"She pulled out the axe and was destined to become the king of the new world."
Some people are unwilling, saying that just pulling out the magic axe is not a king, and only by destroying the evil cherry tree can he be qualified to become the king of the new world.
This was exactly what Washington wanted, and she immediately took the magic axe to find the evil cherry tree, intending to destroy the cherry tree while the iron was hot.
The final Armageddon is actually not much to say, it is nothing more than going through some difficulties, Washington slashed the cherry tree with a magic axe, and then the evil cherry tree was wiped out.
During this period, Paris gorgeously showed off her action scenes, but unfortunately her action scenes were very ordinary, not making people feel sharp and powerful, only making people feel tempted and taboo.
In the end, Washington was surrounded by the crowd and cheered, calling her king, and some even struck while the iron was hot and wanted her to ascend the throne.
But Washington shook his head and refused, modestly saying that she was still very young and unqualified to be the king of the New World, and she even took the initiative to return the magic axe and returned to the manor alone.
The last scene of the movie shows Washington returning to the manor with his black friends and hugging his mother tightly.
The screen goes black, and the ending credits appear.
There was a low voice of discussion in the theater.
Gore and the producer walked out of the theater.
On the way, Gore asked, "What do you think of this movie?" ”
The producer immediately replied: "It's not good, it's just a normal spoof film, the quality is average, Paris may be a selling point, but that's it, anyway, I don't think this movie can pose a threat to our "Spy". ”
Gore nodded approvingly.
He had the same idea as the producer and felt that the film was too ordinary.
Paris may be a point that attracts audiences, but the whole movie is still very ordinary.
To put it bluntly, it's just an ordinary spoof movie.
This kind of movie audience is there, but wants to be a big hit?
Impossible, absolutely impossible.
(End of chapter)