Chapter 110: Zhu Ganglie's Rotten Literature
Time passed little by little, three days passed in a flash, and the Xuandu Grand Master was stunned, this guy was so lazy, he didn't even move the nest for three days,
That's it!?
If you can enter the sect and divide the sect, you will have a ghost!
Then
The Grand Master of Xuandu appeared directly and appeared beside Zhu Ganglie, "Little brother, I don't see that you don't fish either, why are you lying here?!" ”
Zhu Ganglie: "......"
Archmage Xuandu: "......?" ”
Why doesn't this thing speak? Asleep? Nope! Too lazy to talk?
"Little brother, why don't you speak?!" Archmage Xuandu continued to ask.
Zhu Ganglie replied impatiently, "Lazy to speak, who is you, go aside!" ”
Archmage Xuandu: "......"
Get!
This thing is too lazy to talk!
Really!
"I see that the little brother has a fairy fate, I wonder if the little brother is interested in cultivating?" Master Xuandu asked.
Zhu Ganglie replied, "I'm not interested, I'm lazy, troublesome, hurry up!" ”
The Grand Master of Xuandu was about to be laughed at angrily, "People should do something, they can't just blindly stay still, just greedy for enjoyment!" ”
"What is that practice for?" Zhu Ganglie asked.
Archmage Xuandu replied, "Naturally, it is to cultivate great magical powers, longevity and heavenly qi!" ”
"And after that?" Zhu Ganglie asked again.
Xuandu Grand Master said, "Shou and Tianqi can naturally enjoy it better!" ”
"Aren't I enjoying it now? Cultivation or something, how troublesome! Zhu Ganglie replied.
Archmage Xuandu: "......"
"You can only enjoy a short time now, and when you live and die, you can enjoy it forever!"
Zhu Ganglie replied, "No, I'm too lazy to practice!" It's good now! The result is all the same, I enjoy it directly now, and I have saved many detours! ”
Archmage of Xuandu: ⊙_⊙!
I've never seen such an uncompetitive and unmotivated thing, and I'm convinced!
"You ......"
Without waiting for the Xuandu Grand Master to say anything, Zhu Ganglie continued, "Working hard will not necessarily succeed, but if you don't work hard, you will definitely be very comfortable!" ”
"If you can't finish it, you can do it tomorrow, and if you die tomorrow, you don't have to do it!"
Archmage Xuandu: ???
Do you want to hear what you're talking about?!
At this time, Zhu Ganglie's voice continued to sound, "It's good to be worthy of yourself, and the rest will be handed over to retribution!" ”
"Think twice before doing things, don't do it if you can, if you can do it later, if you can leave it to someone else!"
Archmage Xuandu: ⊙?⊙?!
My worldview has been severely distorted!
Wipe!
Why did his words go straight to the heart, I actually think...... He didn't seem to have a problem with what he said.
My eldest husband should be like this?!
No!
Wrong!
Wait a minute! What am I thinking, how can he influence me?!
Zhu Ganglie continued at this time, "If you encounter something, you will think first and you will not die, if you really can't think about it, it is just right to die!" ”
"Okay, I've given a lot of advice, don't bother me anymore, stay where it's cool!"
Archmage of Xuandu: ⊙_⊙!
My heart really hit me, it seemed ...... That's how it should be!
Unconsciously, the Xuandu Archmage was lying next to Zhu Ganglie, and it was only now that Zhu Ganglie really glanced at the Xuandu Archmage,
"That's right, brother, yes, very wise, follow me in the future!"
"Seeing that you have such a wise root, I will point you out again, the rivers and lakes are sinister, if you can't do it, you will retreat, the road will be uneven, and you will take a detour!"
Archmage of Xuandu: ⊙_⊙!
Makes sense!
At this point,
Daluo Palace Xuandu Cave,
Taishang Laozi's face is difficult to see the extreme, his own big apprentice accepts disciples in the lower realm, he has naturally been paying attention, but don't receive the head of the sect again.
But what's going on now? That thing wasted his life, and he actually said that his big apprentice was also lying there!
Yes!
Really!
"Xuandu, what are you doing!?" Taishang Laozi transmits sounds.
At this moment,
Taishang Laozi's voice exploded in Xuandu's ears, like a morning bell and a dusk drum,
This made Xuan Du come back to his senses, and Zhu Ganglie's voice suddenly sounded, "Emperor Xudu wants me to die in the third watch, and I will wipe my neck in the second watch, and my life is up to me!" ”
Archmage Xuandu: !
!
My life is up to me! Good guy, that's so bold to say!
Isn't my generation of monks going against the sky to seek longevity? My life is up to me, it's too apt!
Suddenly
The Xuandu Archmage, who got up slightly, lay back again, only to feel a pride in his heart,
At this time, a passing dog has to be slapped twice before leaving!
Taishang Laozi: ???
Then
Taishang Laozi didn't remind the Xuandu Grand Master again, just according to his current state, he might have to say something rebellious!
Moments later,
Taishang Laozi once again promoted Xuandu, and used soul-shaking means to bring Xuandu back to his senses.
Thinking about the picture just now, the Grand Master of Xuandu was ashamed for a while, he forgot what he was here for, and he almost followed Zhu Ganglie in the future!
Wipe!
It's a bit embarrassing!
Clearing his throat, Master Xuandu said, "You and I are really fateful, I have a nine-turn golden pill here, as long as you take it, you can live with Tianqi, saving the pain of cultivation!" ”
Wen Yan,
Zhu Ganglie raised his eyelids slightly, looked at the Xuandu Grand Master and said, "No merit is not good, although I have instructed you a few words, but this is too precious!" ”
After a pause, without waiting for the Xuandu Grand Master to say anything, Zhu Ganglie took the lead in saying to himself, "I understand, you still want to learn more, so this is an apprenticeship?" Oops, don't be so polite! ”
Archmage Xuandu: What!?
What the heck!
I worship you as a teacher?! You are crazy?!
And after that,
Zhu Ganglie was about to reach out to take it, but the Xuandu Grand Master reacted and hurriedly retreated, "Wait, this is a teacher worship ceremony, but it's not that I worship you as a teacher, but you worship me as a teacher!" ”
As soon as the voice fell,
The corners of Zhu Ganglie's mouth outlined a curvature, and a mocking look flashed in his eyes,
"Let me worship you as a teacher? Are you sure?! ”
Taishang Laozi: ??!
How can his performance feel so familiar?!
Archmage Xuandu: "⊙_⊙!?" ”
It's not just very familiar!
Isn't this the reaction of people who have intercepted religion and separated religions basically the same!?
it!
No, no!
Zhu Ganglie also joined the sect and divided the teaching? Only...... Just lazy to become this virtue, and that predecessor also taught?
This......!
"Joke, joke! Suddenly I remembered, I still have some things, very important, I'll leave first, let's meet again! "Archmage Xuandu said busily.
Regardless of whether Zhu Ganglie has entered the sect and sect separation, it is not easy to take the risk first, and he has to leave quickly, looking at his expression just now, he really looks too much like a person who intercepts the sect and separates the sect, and this must be cautious.
"Brother, please stay!" Zhu Ganglie then said.
The Xuandu Grand Mage's body stiffened slightly, pretending not to hear, the space around him shook, and he directly dodged away.