"It's so short."

Lin Ziyi muttered.

The progress bar on the screen shows that the length of the first episode is only four and a half minutes, which is simply short.

Xu Nan smiled slightly and did not speak.

"Never Expected" is like this, an episode is only a few minutes long, short and fast, not nutritious, and the pursuit is nonsensical and funny.

The progress bar on the screen continues to move forward.

"This episode is aired by no one sponsorship."

"Does anyone sponsor us? No one is sponsoring us, is someone sponsoring us? No one is sponsoring us. ”

Lin Ziyi's eyes widened in astonishment.

What's going on?

Then dense white words appeared on the screen, but before Lin Ziyi could see it clearly, these white words flashed and the official plot began.

Lin Ziyi instantly felt very uncomfortable.

Many people have obsessive-compulsive disorder, and if they don't understand a line in a TV series, they must go back and understand it, otherwise they will feel wrong.

Lin Ziyi is such a person, and she was very unhappy that she didn't read the words clearly just now.

So she decisively picked up the remote control and clicked pause, rewinding the progress bar, and she must see clearly what the words on the screen just now were.

"Isn't it hot like a dog, it's a hot dog."

"The crew's boxed lunch is unpalatable to death, but if you don't eat it, you will definitely die."

"Everyone said that I was terrible, because they didn't know how to appreciate it."

"This is a short drama, a short drama, I never expected it."

"What's that?"

Lin Ziyi couldn't help but complain after reading it.

It seems like it's all nonsense, why is there such meaningless content on the screen?

Lin Ziyi couldn't help but glance at Xu Nan strangely, wondering what was in his head and why he added a bunch of meaningless nonsense to the skit.

Why are brain circuits so unusual?

Xu Nan smiled.

In fact, this is the manifestation of nonsense, and the true meaning of nonsense is that there is no reason and no reason.

Who stipulates that TV dramas can't suddenly appear on a screen of nonsense.

And don't look at it as some nonsense, it is estimated that after the broadcast, there will be many obsessive-compulsive disorder patients like Lin Ziyi, so you must pull the progress bar to the place of nonsense and see this line clearly.

Because that's what he did.

Lin Ziyi clicked play and let the skit continue.

In the center of the screen, a dumb man with his mouth slightly open appeared.

"This protagonist looks so woody." Lin Ziyi complained unceremoniously.

The voiceover sounds.

"My name is Wang Dazhui, and I am an actor who is starring in a low-budget martial arts drama."

The screen zoomed out, and a rough-looking toy sword appeared in Wang Dazhui's hand, and he turned his head to look at the toy sword.

The voiceover began to complain mercilessly: "This is too low-cost, children's toy sword is the first one." ”

Lin Ziyi's eyes widened strangely.

At this moment, the toy sword flashed a cold light, making a "Bin" sound, Lin Ziyi is no stranger to this sound, this is the sound of weapons rubbing in film and television dramas.

It's just that other film and television dramas make this kind of sound are divine swords, no matter how bad it is, it looks like a relatively normal sword, and a toy sword emits a frictional sound that only a divine weapon can make, and there is an inexplicable sense of joy.

The voiceover continued to complain: "It's already this quality, and you're still flashing a yarn." ”

The toy sword made a continuous grinding sound, and the cold light of the sword body flickered continuously.

Voiceover: "You are still not convinced by the poor quality of your quality." ”

Lin Ziyi was speechless, but inexplicably felt funny.

At this moment, another character jumped out, just as dumb and stupid as Wang Dazhui.

He emitted the fixed laughter of the villain of the film and television drama.

"Hahaha."

"If you want to rescue the princess"

"Just"

"Just"

This actor's lines turned out to be stuck.

Wang Dazhui shook his head weakly.

"Please be able to memorize the lines before coming up, should the crew's requirements be so low."

The villain actor shouted: "Come on, use your trick, Jiuyang Divine Fist." ”

Wang Dazhui's eyes widened in surprise, but because he was so wooden, this expression looked like a fool no matter how he looked at it, and there was an inexplicable sense of joy.

He mercilessly threw away the toy sword in his hand.

Voiceover: "It turns out that I used a boxing technique, Jiuyang Divine Fist, which sounds so hanging." ”

Wang Dazhui stretched out his fists, and strange special effects appeared on the screen.

Voiceover: "I felt a powerful force converging on my fists, my left fist burning like flames, my fist cold like frost. ”

On the screen, Wang Dazhui looked solemn, and the villain actor looked frightened.

Coupled with the previous lines, Lin Ziyi instinctively looked forward to it a little more, and felt that a fierce fight was close at hand.

But in the next second, four words appeared on Wang Da Hammer's left and right fists, which were the blue frost effect and the red flame effect.

That's right for you, it's not the special effects, but the four words, the frost effect and the fire effect, which are printed on Wang Da Hammer's fist.

Seeing this scene, Wang Dazhui, who had been closing his lips all the time, but was just complaining with his heart, couldn't help it and opened his mouth to complain.

"I'm tired, whatever, I haven't even done special effects, and it's too perfunctory to type directly."

Seeing this scene, Lin Ziyi couldn't hold back, and let out a goose cry, laughing continuously.

"Hehehe, what's this, what's this."

Lin Ziyi didn't know what to say anymore, this was the first time she had seen such an outrageous and thunderous plot, she was scorched on the outside and tender on the inside, and her little belly was shaking all the time when she was smiling.

The villain looks horrified.

"It's actually the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire of the Nine Yang Divine Fist."

Wang Dazhui looked helpless: "Hey, how do you see this trick, and besides, this name is wrong." ”

In the next second, the villain made the appearance of being attacked, and the eight big characters of the frost effect and the fire effect struck continuously like bullets, hitting the villain frantically, and finally imprinted on the villain's chest.

"It's so strong."

The villain let out a wail and fell to the ground.

His face pressed against the ground, his eyes blank, and he sighed.

"He is worthy of being the heir of the Jiuyang Divine Fist."

"I have no regrets in my life."

Wang Dazhui was speechless: "No regrets, your sister, I haven't made a move yet, hey." ”

The villain ignored Wang Dazhui's complaints, and continued to make his dying words: "I think of running in the sunset that afternoon, it was my lost youth. ”

Wang Dazhui frantically complained: "Hey, can you not think about these strange things, hey." ”

The villain lets out a sigh and dies.

Wang Dazhui sighed weakly.

As soon as the picture turned, he was walking on a small path.

The voiceover sounds: "Now that the enemy has been defeated, I should be able to rescue the princess." ”

Just then, an enemy jumped out from the side.

"No, you'll have to beat me."

But what is surprising is that this enemy, who looks exactly like the villain who was defeated by the Nine Heavens of Ice and Fire just now, is completely an actor.

Wang Dazhui also discovered this and complained: "Didn't I defeat you just now, hey." ”

The enemy laughed: "Do you think that person was me?" ”

Wang Dazhui complained frantically: "It's completely you, it's just a change of clothes, who can't recognize it." ”

The enemy let out a rampant laugh: "Hahahahaha."

Then he nodded, "yes, that's me." ”

Wang Dazhui complained in disbelief: "I actually admit it shamelessly, this crew is too poor, and if you change actors, you will die." ”

"Hehehehehehehe."

Lin Ziyi's goose-like laughter sounded again.

This skit, this skit, it's really thunderous, but it's so funny, it's really funny, I can't stop laughing.

On the screen, Wang Dazhui showed a thoughtful look: "How should I deal with this enemy." ”

Wang Dazhui stretched out his fists, and strange special effects reappeared.

Just when Lin Ziyi thought that Wang Dazhui would continue to use the Jiuyang Divine Fist, the content on the screen suddenly changed.

It became a stick figure-like painting style, and two match figures confronted each other, one with Wang Sledgehammer written on it, and the other with the enemy written on it.

Then a line of words appeared on the screen.

"Wang Da Hammer used his unique stunt Jiuyang Divine Fist, and the enemy responded with the Qiankun King Kong Palm, and suddenly the flames were everywhere, and the two of them flew off the wall, fighting for hundreds of rounds"

With the font, the match villain followed the font to make all kinds of rough movements, and then there were more and more words on the screen, dense, and it was not clear at all.

By the time the screen returned to normal, the enemy had already fallen to the ground and uttered a deathbed speech: "It really deserves to be the successor of the Jiuyang Divine Fist." ”

Wang Dazhui looked incredulous: "What happened just now, I didn't do anything, hey, how could the enemy fall by himself." ”

The enemy continued to make his deathbed words: "I have no regrets in my life, and I think of the running in the sunset that day, which was my lost youth. ”

Wang Dazhui complained: "Don't say this, okay, you have already said this line once when you died before, hey." ”

The enemy finished his lines and died again.

Wang Dazhui let out a weak sigh.

The plot continues, and Wang Dazhui walks listlessly on the road.

"I'm about to rescue the princess, why don't I have any expectations in my heart."

Then, he walked to a meadow, and in front of him there was a flaming mountain made of extremely scummy special effects, and on the top of the flaming mountain, there stood a demon king in armor.

Wang Dazhui complained: "This special effect can be a little more scummy, there is not even a five-cent special effect, and the guy standing on the top of the mountain is the guy who was defeated by me twice in a row." ”

"Why is the service so delicate this time, obviously said so perfunctory before."

Yes, the demon king he faced in the last level was still the actor who appeared before, he had exquisite makeup and a mace in his hand, and he did look a little bit like that.

The demon king smiled: "Brave, you are finally here, and the princess is locked up in this and this."

The Demon King's lines are stuck again.

Wang Dazhui couldn't help but complain: "It's so difficult to memorize just a few lines, how many times have you said it wrong, hey." ”

(End of chapter)