Chapter 57: She's a Ghost!

Early the next morning, Xu Yue knocked on Zhang Zezhen's door.

"What are you crazy about in the morning?" Obviously, Zhang Zezhen has not woken up yet.

"Let's go to the mountains and pick some wild vegetables."

"Picking wild vegetables? With so many acres of land behind our house, what vegetables we can't grow and have to go to the mountains?"

"The vegetables I grow are just ordinary vegetables, while the wild vegetables in the mountains have higher nutritional value."

"Where did you learn these crooked ways?"

"This is what is written in the ancient books, let's go find the plantain."

"What's that? Isn't this herb? Why don't you buy it at the pharmacy?"

"Plantain can treat a lot of ailments, and it's delicious, so it's perfect for making a delicacy."

"Okay, wait for me in a moment."

"Hurry up, go early and come back early!"

As soon as Xu Yue finished shouting, Zhang Zezhen opened the door and complained, "It's really troublesome, a big man is as inkblob as a woman, let's go!"

The two came to the mountain, but the state was completely different, Xu Yue's whole attention was looking for plantain, while Zhang Zezhen was leisurely enjoying the beautiful scenery on the mountain, stretching his legs and stretching his waist from time to time.

For a long time, she has been running for the affairs of the restaurant, and before she knew it, she had lost a lot of weight, and she didn't realize that if she could take time to exercise every day, she might be able to return to the highlight moment before the crossing.

"Found it!" Xu Yue happily waved her hand to Zhang Zezhen.

"So fast?" Zhang Zezhen ran over.

"Plantain is a very common herb, so it's not hard to find, but it's hard to identify, but fortunately I remembered what the book depicted yesterday."

"Isn't it all on this mountain? We only carried one bamboo basket, and I guess we didn't have enough to fit."

"Not so much, let's pick a basket first, and go back and try it."

"I didn't expect you to have a research in agronomy?"

"That's nature, and one of my favorite techniques when I was a kid was agriculture."

"I heard that your biological father was a civil servant, so why did he become interested in agriculture?"

"Although I was born in a scholarly family, I watched my father work day and night, and I didn't have any expectations for being an official, and my only happiness was to go to the mountains to see all kinds of flowers and plants, and catch hares."

"Hahaha, the standard is not learned." Zhang Zezhen said with a scoff.

"Who said that? I have been practicing martial arts since I was a child, and I learned it from a master on the mountain."

"What? Do you practice martial arts? With your thin physique, can you tease me?"

"Don't look down on people! I'll prove it to you when I get the chance." Xu Yue said unconvinced.

"Then what's your master's name?"

"Wandering Immortals!"

How does it sound like a Taoist priest who has nothing to do? Zhang Zezhen muttered quietly.

"What did you say?"

"Nothing! Since you have practiced martial arts, then I will hire you as my bodyguard, what is the monthly money, two or two a month? It was such a happy decision."

"What? Two two? And what do you send to ask for food?" When Xu Yue heard that he was so worthless, his face changed instantly.

"What's wrong with Ertael? You eat mine now, live in mine, and I will give you a monthly payment, and you must be content and happy, and people cannot have both wants, you know?"

Xu Yue was speechless by Zhang Zezhen's words, after all, he is now under the fence, and he can only suffer a dumb loss.

"Look, there's a broken house up ahead? It's like a temple." Zhang Zezhen pointed ahead and said.

"There are usually no people on this mountain, how can there be a temple, and besides, it is so dilapidated!"

"Let's go, go over and see, if there's a fortune teller or something, you can give me a divination."

"Divination? What are you going to count?" Xu Yue thought that she was going to settle the marriage with herself, so she asked curiously.

"Of course, when will I get rich and thin!"

"Don't you think you're rich enough?"

"Who's afraid of having a lot of money?"

"But you're not fat, are you?"

"I'm going to slim out of the vest line!"

"What's a vest line?" Xu Yue was confused.

"That, that, the vest line means that after a person wears a vest, it can be as thin as a thread." Zhang Zezhen almost missed the trap, and hurriedly made up a nonsense to coax the past...

"As thin as a thread, isn't that a goblin?"

"It's just a way of saying, you're a man, you don't understand!"

"What are the two benefactors doing here?" A hoarse and indifferent voice came from not far away.

The two were chatting lively, when they suddenly heard such a cold voice, their bodies instantly shuddered, and when they got closer, they turned out to be an ugly-looking Taoist priest wearing Taoist robes.

"Dao Chief, we came to the mountain to pick wild vegetables, passing by here, there are many disturbances, please forgive me!" Zhang Zezhen greeted him politely.

"It's okay, since you're here, let's go in and have a glass of water before leaving!"

Xu Yue looked at Zhang Zezhen and said with some concern, "Why don't we go."

"Haven't you ever practiced martial arts? Look at your little guts? Don't worry, I'll protect you!" As he spoke, Zhang Zezhen followed the footsteps of the Taoist priest to the Taoist temple.

Walking into the Taoist temple, the two of them felt a cold air pervasively, and an eerie aura swept the entire air, if it wasn't daytime now, I was afraid that the surroundings would also be shrouded in darkness.

Zhang Zezhen swallowed her saliva and said, "Taoism is like this? How do I feel like there's no one living here all year round?"

"Just tell you not to come in? I'm scared now!"

"Two donors, please drink water." In the darkness, the priest's face became more abstract, and there was an urge to escape.

"Dao Chief, why don't we leave first, and we won't disturb your cultivation!"

"Dao Chief, let's take our leave!" Xu Yue clenched his hands into fists, bowed deeply, and took Zhenzhen's hand and prepared to leave.

"The two of you are slow, even if you meet fate, I can divinate the marriage for the two."

Zhang Zezhen immediately became interested when she heard the divination, she liked metaphysical things very much in her previous life, and she wanted to ask the master to calculate a hexagram for herself, but she didn't want to count the marriage.

"Dao Chief, can you count money?"

Hearing Zhang Zezhen's words, Xu Yue was very dissatisfied, and scolded angrily: "Why do you only have money in your head?"

Then he said to the Taoist, "Even if it's a marriage! Listen to me."

Zhang Zezhen glared at Xu Yue and said unconvinced, "Don't you have money to eat soil? Chief, listen to me, count the money."

"The two of you, please don't quarrel, the poor Dao cultivation is limited, and you can only guide people through marriage, as for other things, please find another job."

Zhang Zezhen was disappointed by these words, but Xu Yue was a little proud.

"Master, then you're in for you."

"Okay, you two just need to write down the eight characters of your birthday on paper."

Zhang Zezhen searched the memories of the former host herself, carefully looking for when she was born, although the memory is not clear, but fortunately, Zhang Yang's love for her daughter is very clear, and she also remembers her birth very clearly.

After writing, the Taoist priest picked up the two eight characters and prepared to marry the two.

Xu Yue is also full of expectations, hoping that the Taoist chief can say that he and Zhenzhen are a match made in heaven and will be happy for a lifetime. But Zhang Zezhen didn't care.

After a while, the Taoist chief had a frightened expression on his face, his hands trembled, and he opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't say it for a long time.

The two of them looked at him so frightened, and they instantly had a bad premonition in their hearts.

"Master, how's it going?" Zhang Zezhen asked in a whisper.

"You, you, not human!" The Taoist pointed at Zhang Zezhen and took two steps back.

"What are you talking about, Taoist priest? Is she not human, or is she a ghost?" Xu Yue stood in front of Zhenzhen and angrily reprimanded the Taoist priest.

"If her eight characters were true, then she would have died a long time ago, how could she stand here properly!"

"You're just dead, you Taoist priest, it's so unlucky to speak!"

After Zhang Zezhen was surprised, instead of refuting the Taoist priest, he felt that he was quite accurate

After all, he is a traverser, and the former host is indeed dead.

"Zhenzhen, ignore him, let's go!"

"Wait! Dao Chief, aren't you calculating the marriage between the two of us? The result?"

Xu Yue heard this and complained, "Are you crazy? Didn't you hear her say you're a ghost?"

"I heard, ghosts can also get married. What do you say, Daoist?"

The Taoist priest was too frightened to speak, and shook his head again and again.

"Dao Chief, I don't know what you mean by shaking your head, you have to speak." Zhang Zezhen teased nonchalantly.

"You, you must not get married, not even in the dark!"

"Why is that?" Xu Yue felt that this Taoist priest was simply unreasonable, and gradually lost patience with him.

"This woman is a torturer, if you marry her, you will definitely have to worry about your life, give birth to a child and may be possessed by a demon!" The Taoist priest said tremblingly, his eyes full of fear.

"It's nonsense, you talk nonsense again, be careful that I abolish you!"

Zhang Zezhen is full of admiration for Xu Yue in front of her, and it is rare to see him on such a manly side.

"Forget it, let's go, let's see how scared the Taoist is."

"You can't just leave it at that, how can anyone curse people to die?"

"It's okay, the Taoist is also rare and strange for his old man." Zhang Zezhen just wanted to turn around and leave, when suddenly another thing came to mind.

"Dao Chief, if you help me calculate a person's life again, I promise to never disturb you again, otherwise I will turn into a powerful ghost and will not let you go!"

"You wicked woman, you will be damned!" The Taoist priest hissed and shouted.

"What do you say?" Xu Yue picked up the wooden stick next to him and prepared for battle.

Zhang Zezhen stopped him, "What are you doing? The Dao Elder is a master, and he will continue to help me calculate."

"Dao Chief, what do you think of my proposal?"

"Are your words serious, and you'll leave when you're done?"

"Seriously, but you have to tell the truth."

"Say it!"

This time, Zhang Zezhen wrote her real birthday, and she wanted to know whether she was dead before the crossing.

Xu Yue looked at the birthday she wrote on the side, very puzzled.

"Zhenzhen, what are you doing?"

"Do you write eight characters? Is my handwriting hard for people to understand?"

"No, but why do I feel so strange about this birthday?"

"This is the birthday of the future people, huh?"

Facing Zhenzhen, Xu Yue felt a chill in her for the first time.

Of course, she couldn't tell Xu Yue the truth, so she could only say, "This is a birthday eight characters I made up, and I asked him to guess if there was such a year to scare him!"

Saying this, Xu Yue was a lot more relieved, and thought she was serious.

"Why do you bother? If you don't like to scare a Taoist priest in this way, I can teach him a lesson."

"You don't understand that, do you? You have to tie the bell to the bell, and if you beat him, you can't bring him any psychological trauma, at best, it hurts for two days. If you want to shock him, you have to do something different."

"You're still clever, but who did you learn from this bad mind?"

"Where am I broken? Are you going to watch me being bullied?"

"Of course not."