Chapter 539: What the hell is this?

The lights in the screening room came on, reflecting the bewildered expressions of the audience in the theater.

What's this?

What the hell is this???

The audience's expression is as uncomfortable as constipation.

Everyone walked into the cinema with extremely strong expectations, thinking that they would see a classic and beautiful Xianxia blockbuster, but they saw a spoof movie.

Zhao Linger has become a rough and fierce man, and the whole story has changed from fate entanglement to saving the world to Li Yao's escape from marriage.

Compared with the original, it has dropped countless notches in an instant.

The point is.

This movie is not right at all.

Chen Nantian's expression twitched.

Xu Nan is the top director in China, and there is a big special effects work like "Staring Man".

Before the movie was released, Xu Nan boasted and said all kinds of crazy words, saying that this is a cross-era work.

Therefore, Chen Nantian's expectations are very high.

Then, he saw a garbage spoof movie.

A lump.

Shet.

"it."

"Bad garbage."

"What the hell?"

"Wasting my money on movie tickets."

The audience scolded and left.

At this time, Chen Nantian's mobile phone screen lit up, and the news of the company group began to flash.

"Lightning protection, lightning protection for everyone in advance, the movie "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" is very bad."

"That's right, it's rotten to the extreme, Zhao Ling'er Nima is actually a man, and he is still a fierce man with a beard."

"I'm in the theater by thunder."

"Ah, it's really fake, what's the matter, it's also the work of director Xu Nan, it can't be too bad."

"Didn't you say that this movie wants to redefine Xianxia?"

Questions were raised.

The director of the fairy sword movie is so famous, how can it be a bad movie?

It's unbelievable.

As soon as they heard this, several people who had just watched the fairy sword movie couldn't hold back.

"The slogans are all fake."

"It really redefines Xianxia, because this movie is not a Xianxia movie at all."

"Xu Nan, this dog thing is starting to trick people again."

"Damn, this movie has the same style as "Captain China", that is, Lei Ren."

"Whoever looks at it is stupid."

At this time, there was someone in the group, Aite Chen Nantian.

"@陈总, have you watched "The Legend of Sword and Fairy"? If you haven't watched it, don't watch it, it's a garbage bad movie. ”

Chen Nantian's expression was distorted.

While I appreciate the reminder, the problem is, I've already finished watching the movie.

Chen Nantian sighed, clicked on his phone, and sent a message.

"I just finished watching it, this movie is really rubbish, especially Zhao Linger's casting, which is even more subversive."

Several employees who had just finished watching the movie felt a lot more relieved.

"Mr. Chen's condolences."

"Don't blame Mr. Chen, who would have thought that such a famous director as Xu Nan would make a bad movie."

"That Mr. Chen, is it necessary for us to continue to go to the theater to watch "The Legend of Sword and Fairy"?"

Someone asked a question in the group.

Chen Nantian immediately replied with a message.

"Of course, although "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" is a bad movie, we can also learn from the lessons of failure and avoid making mistakes when designing the game."

"The members of the game department not only have to watch the movie, but also write a summary after watching the movie, summarizing the reasons why the movie failed and the lessons that the game design should learn from the failure of the movie."

There was silence in the group for a while, and soon people from the game department spoke one after another.

"Mr. Chen is wise."

"It is worthy of Mr. Chen, others are scolding when they see bad movies, but Mr. Chen can think of a deeper layer."

"The failure of the movie also has an impact on the game, and we really want to watch it."

There is a flood of sycophants in the group.

Chen Nantian put the phone back in his pocket and walked out of the screening hall with a cold expression.

I can't be the only one who gets pitted.

At the same time.

Director Liu Dongdong and film critic Tao Heng also bought tickets and entered the theater.

The two have a good relationship and once had a special experience, so they watched movies together.

While walking into the screening hall, Liu Dongdong said: "You don't need to have such a big opinion on Xu Nan, it can be seen from "The Beginning" and "Staring Man" that Xu Nan has corrected and is no longer the director who made bad movies and relied on crooked marketing. ”

"You can't always look at him with old eyes."

"And he also filmed the phenomenal TV series "Hurricane", which is one of the few directors in China who can shoot movies and TV series well."

Tao Heng sneered: "Just at the beginning of the year when he asked me to drink footwashing water, I will be black to him all his life, no matter what he becomes, it is useless." ”

"And don't look at him as if he has changed his ways, and one day he will relapse from his old illness and engage in crooked ways."

Liu Dongdong shook his head: "You, you are too prejudiced against Xu Nan, and what's wrong with drinking Lin Hongsleeve's top Bai Fumei's foot washing water, you don't know, how many people on the Internet can't wait to kneel down and lick her feet, it's a top Bai Fumei, and her appearance is so high, if I can."

Tao Heng looked at Liu Dongdong strangely.

Liu Dongdong also realized that he had said the wrong thing and quickly shut up.

Seeing Tao Heng's expression becoming more and more strange, Liu Dongdong hurriedly changed the topic.

"What do you think of the movie Fairy Sword?"

Tao Heng said disdainfully: "It is estimated that it is a bad movie, this guy, the more he brags before it is released, the more it means that the movie is not good." ”

Liu Dongdong smiled: "You are a dead duck with a hard mouth, this is a movie adapted from a national-level IP, how can the quality not work." ”

As he spoke, the lights in the screening room dimmed and the screen lit up.

Liu Dongdong lowered his voice: "Look at it, this is definitely a Xianxia blockbuster, maybe it will start the wave of Xianxia." ”

Tao Heng didn't speak, looking at the screen quietly.

The movie begins.

The beginning is the game screen.

Some people feel that it doesn't matter, but some people are touched in their hearts and feel their feelings rippling in their hearts.

Then the handsome and pure Li Xiaoyao appeared.

Tao Heng and Liu Dongdong frowned at the same time.

Both of them are professionals, and it can be seen at a glance that the costume of the movie is very rough.

Although the director used a clever approach to shoot and focus the audience's attention on the actors, through the actors, it can be clearly seen that the service is not good.

It shouldn't be, this kind of Xianxia blockbuster, serving Huadao is an extremely important factor, and it can even be said to be the key to determining the success or failure of the movie, how can it be so rubbish.

Liu Dongdong sensed that something was wrong.

The plot is tense very quickly, the aunt is seriously ill, and Li Xiaoyao goes to Xianling Island to ask for medicine.

Faerie Island.

Lotus pond.

Zhao Ling'er, who was taking a bath, turned back earth-shatteringly.

The theater audience was stunned.

Tao Heng was stunned.

Liu Dongdong was stunned.

Zhao Ling'er actually looks like this!!

Isn't it said that she is the first beauty in China?

How can it be a man.

is still a rugged and fierce man with a fat body and a beard.

The viewer's eyes were blind.

The theater began to stir.

But the next plot is even more subversive.

Zhao Ling'er has become a dissatisfied, and she picks Li Xiaoyao's clothes when she doesn't agree.

In the original book, the coaxing wine sword fairy arrived, and he was directly beaten away by Zhao Ling'er.

Li Xiaoyao couldn't bear it anymore and ran to Hangzhou City, where he encountered another woman Lin Yueru, who was extremely important to him.

But Lin Yueru has also changed, from liking Li Xiaoyao to liking Zhao Ling'er.

Xu Nan's adaptation made it seem as if the protagonist had changed from Li Xiaoyao to Zhao Ling'er.

In fact, the audience has no opinion on changing the protagonist, but the problem is that Zhao Linger should not be so spicy.

Tao Heng sneered, and Liu Dongdong gritted his teeth.

said that it was a good Xianxia blockbuster.

It's also subversive.

screen.

The film is still being screened.

did not surprise the audience, the plot of the lock demon tower in the movie is completely different from the game and the TV series.

The person who entered the Lock Demon Tower was no longer Zhao Ling'er, who was mistaken for a monster, but Li Xiaoyao, and the reason also became to avoid Zhao Ling'er and Lin Yueru, the two shrews.

Zhao Linger replaced the role of Li Xiaoyao in the original plot, invincible all the way, and broke into the lock demon tower.

Seeing Li Xiaoyao being stripped of his clothes by Zhao Linger again with a sad and angry face, several viewers couldn't help laughing.

The handsome guy is unlucky, which is one of the popular jokes.

In fact, the fairy sword movie, on the whole, is still very spoofed, and it is a qualified spoof film.

But most viewers can't accept this kind of spoof.

Because they came with the expectation of watching a beautiful Xianxia movie, Xu Nan gave them a spoof movie, and of course the audience was not satisfied.

The domestic environment is also different, generally more conservative, and less accepting of some subversive things.

The plot of the movie is nearing its end.

Lin Yueru sacrificed.

Li Xiaoyao was almost squeezed dry by Zhao Ling'er, his face was full of prostration, and the dark circles under his eyes came out, so he could only go to the Moon Worship Sect Master for help.

The Moon Worship Sect Master took advantage of Li Xiaoyao and seriously injured Zhao Ling'er, but he didn't expect that Nuwa's descendants had a strong vitality, and finally thwarted his plot and died with him.

At the end of the movie, there is a slow-motion memory + sad BGM, a standard sensational technique.

Some people were moved, and many more felt ridiculous.

The story of the game and TV series version is indeed touching, but what the hell is this movie for you, and what is there to sensationalize.

Zhao Ling'er picked up Li Xiaoyao's clothes without saying a word, and almost sucked Li Xiaoyao dry.

In order to avoid Zhao Ling'er, Li Xiaoyao successively ran to Hangzhou City, locked the Demon Tower, and worshiped the Moon Cult, but he still couldn't get rid of it, there was almost no emotion between the two of them, and there was a sudden sensational relationship at the end.

"Holy."

"What the hell?"

"Garbage."

"Damn."

Eight out of ten theater audiences were scolding.

This movie, it's so rubbish, they are disappointed.

Film critic Tao Heng turned his head and asked Liu Dongdong: "Didn't you say that this is a Xianxia blockbuster and will start a wave of Xianxia?" ”

"Didn't you say that Xu Nan changed his ways and stopped making bad movies?"

"What to say now."

Liu Dongdong was speechless.

How could he have thought that Xu Nan, who was able to shoot excellent film and television dramas such as "The Beginning", "Staring Man" and "Hurricane", would make "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" like this.

This is a national-level IP.

"You say."

Tao Heng did not forgive.

Liu Dongdong's face turned red angrily, and he scolded angrily: "Xu Nan, this dog thing, I will believe him in the future, I am a dog." ”

(End of chapter)