Chapter 15: The first time (thanks to the reward of the Attack on the Macro Giant, the new author asks for a recommendation ticket, a monthly pass)
"Mimi is gone, she's going to be late." Wang Xun held half a bun in his mouth, and waved to Sister Mi according to the door frame of Sister Mi's living room.
"Right now, there's just one bite left." Yang Mi continued to chew on her buns.
"Don't just eat dry, drink porridge." Godmother Yang Chunling cares, in fact, in the eyes of her mother, it doesn't matter if she is late for school, eating a good meal is the key.
"Oops, got it, got it." Yang Mi randomly picked up the bowl and took a sip of millet porridge, then put it down and turned around to get the schoolbag.
"This kid, it's really just a sip, Lao Yang, your daughter is the only one left for you to drink." Godmother Yang Chunling complained.
Godfather Yang Xiaolin looked at his godmother Yang Chunling silently, and looked for his mother Li Hong at this time and said, "Are you two eating out at noon, or are you going home?" ”
At this time, Yang Mi also came out of the back room with her schoolbag, and quickly stepped forward to pull Wang Xun up and was about to leave, when she heard her godmother Li Hong's question, she replied directly without thinking, "Go home and eat, mother's taste." ”
"Well, go home and eat it, just jajanjangmyeon." Wang Xun added.
"Okay, I'll come back early at noon to fry sauce for you two. Take the milk. Godmother Yang Chunling instructed with a smile.
"Yes, we're leaving." Yang Mi, who was anxious, pulled Wang Xun, who was picking up milk, and ran to school.
"Slow down, watch out for the cars on the road." Looking for her mother, Li Hong looked at the two children and shouted.
Wang Xun took the milk and waved it on his head to show his understanding, and ran all the way, but he walked into the classroom of the first experimental class of junior high school before 7:10, Wang Xun and Yang Mi sat in the middle of the classroom. This location was chosen by Li Hong, the second middle school junior high school branch, and the newly renovated basketball court was sponsored by Xunmi Group.
ran like this in the morning, after Yang Mi put down her schoolbag and took out her textbooks and stationery, she fanned her little face with red frost with her little hand. Wang Xun was watching her fan from behind at this time, and directly used the textbook as a fan and fanned her from behind.
Yang Mi felt the wind behind her, and directly turned around and activated her future best friend's skill, the Straight Death Demon Eye, "What's the matter, man, you want your sisters to catch a cold." ”
Wang Xun stopped his movements when he saw Yang Mi turn around, and smiled humbly at Yang Mi to end this prank.
Wang Xun's tablemate is a little fat man with a height of 160 and a weight of about 130 - Liu Dong, a serious BJ native who is fluent in Beijing films as soon as he speaks, and his favorite thing to read in class is martial arts novels, and sometimes Wang Xun also discusses with him why Jin Daxia's book is easy to adapt, why Gu Long's book is difficult to adapt, and it can be regarded as a friend who can communicate.
Yang Mi is still willing to listen carefully in class, Wang Xun is thinking about how to pass the boring class time, this is not the math teacher's chalk head went straight to Wang Xun's brain, fortunately Wang Xun came back to his senses, a head dodged the teacher's sneak attack, but the teacher estimated that the strength of the chalk fell on Wang Xun's school uniform and left a white spot on the ground, this chalk level seems to be the result of many years of combined theory and practice and many years of practice.
"Wang Xun is, the first place is, come, come, come up and do this question." Said the math teacher.
Wang Xun got up and flicked the chalk ash on his shoulder, walked straight to the blackboard, glanced at the topic of the classification of rational numbers, so he knew it, picked up the chalk and directly connected the corresponding numbers of the rational numbers, and then directly classified the teacher and re-planned, and talked about the knowledge behind it again, at first the math teacher wanted to interrupt Wang Xun, and then he himself listened to it and felt that it was not bad.
Bell~~~ When the bell rang for the end of class, Wang Xun stopped talking, looked at the teacher, and said the last sentence, "Get out of class." He walked down the podium coolly, walked to his position, passed by Yang Mi's seat, and caught a glimpse of her adoring eyes, and the corners of Wang Xun's mouth rose slightly. Well, the purpose has been achieved, if it weren't for the stun of Yang Xiaomi, Wang Xun wouldn't want to appear in front of people, making a fortune in a muffled voice is a necessary element for the traverser.
"Wang Xun, don't be proud, keep it up! Everyone, let's get out of class," the math teacher said with a little magic.
The classroom became lively, and a group of classmates instantly surrounded Wang Xun and asked Wang Xun why he knew how to learn it. Wang Xun smiled politely at his classmates, got up and walked out of the encirclement, walked briskly to the toilet, and drank too much water in the morning.
The schoolwork in junior high school is quite easy, and it is quite easy for Yang Mi, but today something happened that is destined to remember Wang Xun and Yang Mi. In the third class of English class in the morning, the English teacher was speaking vowels on it, and the consonants led everyone to follow the pronunciation, Wang Xun found that Yang Mi's face was pale after the recess exercise, until the English class began, and Yang Mi was lying on the table and twisting slightly.
Wang Xun picked up the pen and wrote a note, and stabbed Yang Mi's back with his hand, Yang Mi took the note, looked at Wang Xun's beautiful little block and wrote, "What's wrong?" Stomach ache or something else? ”
Yang Mi blushed slightly when she read the note, and randomly retrieved a note for Wang, "It's okay, listen to the class well, it'll be fine for a while." ”
Wang Xun deliberately touched the pen to the ground, then looked down to see that Yang Mi's pants were a little dark in front of him, understood, and then raised his hand and pretended to be in pain at the same time. "Teacher, I can't hold back my stomach ache." Without waiting for the English teacher's reply, he just got up and ran out of the classroom with his stomach covered.
When he came to the school's commissary, Wang Xun wiped his sweat and said to the proprietress "Auntie, the girl's pants are bloody, you know!" ”
The proprietress thought to herself that this boy is so precocious now, so she turned around directly to find him an aunt's towel, "Does Hushubao have it?" Or a better brand, not bad for money. Wang Xun added, and randomly took out a piece of ten yuan from his pocket.
The proprietress handed Hu Shubao to Wang Xun, and then looked for change for Wang, Wang Xun grabbed the change and stuffed it into his trouser pocket, and ran to the classroom with Hu Shubao without looking at it, and when he arrived at the door of the classroom, Wang Xun was thinking about how to hide it, and suddenly he had an idea, and then continued to hold his stomach with both hands and pretend to have a stomachache and returned to the classroom.
"Report, back." Wang Xun said to the English teacher.
"It's okay, let's go back to our seats." The English teacher said casually.
"I went to the toilet, it's better, nothing big and doesn't delay class." Wang Xun continued to pretend.
When passing by Yang Mi's seat, he gave her a color and pointed to his stomach. My sister nodded knowingly.
After Wang Xun sat down, he took out the Hushu Bao from his arms and handed it to Yang Mi in front of him through the gap between the stools. After Yang Mi took it, she was blindsided when she saw it, and then she looked at it and ran to the toilet as if there was an image version of the instructions.
The English teacher is probably also confused, is her class a laxative, the effect is so good, so many toilets.
About ten minutes later, Yang Mi came back with a relaxed face. It is in stark contrast to Wang Xun's performance, which is quite natural. Well, Yang Mi, your performance level has risen quite quickly.
After Yang Mi sat down, she tore up a note, wrote it and handed it to Wang Xun in the back.
Wang Xun opened it and saw that it was not a word, Yang Mi drew a female smiling face, and then a small hand made a stroking motion on the male smiling face. Oh, play with me and talk to the picture, you ask Wang Xun how to know if it is a male smiling face and a female smiling face, Yang Mi's comic level is still good, and the short hair and long hair can still be seen.
Forget it, ignore her. After class, Yang Mi whispered in Wang Xun's ear, "How do you know how to buy this?" ”
Wang Xun pretended to be stupid and responded, "I went to the store and asked my aunt, saying that there was blood on the girl's pants and what to buy." ”
Yang Mi patted Wang Xun and said, "Count you smart." She smiled again, maybe she felt that it was good to have Wang Xun, otherwise she would be embarrassed.
Wang Xun nodded with satisfaction and said, "Go back and ask my godmother, how do I understand this." ”
Yang Mi nodded to indicate that she understood.
The class time in the first year of junior high school is still very relaxed, and the two of them walked home quickly after school at noon for lunch, and along the way the two tacitly agreed not to mention what happened in the morning. At the same time, in the living room of Yang Mi's house, godmother Yang Chunli came back early to fry the pork sauce - fry the semi-fat lean pork with green onions, ginger, garlic, etc. in the oil pot, add the yellow sauce, cover the pot and simmer for about 10 minutes, at this time, the cucumbers, bean sprouts, green beans, and soybeans of the fried sauce noodles are cut or boiled, and all the ingredients are put on the table after all are completed.
As soon as Wang Xun and Yang Mi entered the room and smelled the fried sauce they wanted, they sat down directly, picked their favorite ingredients and began to add them to their own noodle bowls.
Godmother Yang Chunling snorted coldly, "Go wash your hands first, all the bacteria will let you eat in your mouth." ”
"Okay, godmother, I'll go!" Wang Xun replied with a smile.
"Trouble." Although Yang Mi complained in a low voice, her body still followed Wang Xun to wash her hands.
After a fragrant fried noodles, Wang Xun wanted to help wash the dishes, but his godmother didn't even let him take a nap.
Wang Xun glanced at Yang Mi, who didn't seem to be very embarrassed, walked up to his godmother and said in her ear, "Mimi's pants are red in the morning, don't say what I said, you can find out for yourself." ”
The godmother glanced at Yang Mi and nodded to Wang Xun. Wang Xun saw that his godmother knew, so he turned around and went back to his house to take a nap.
Later, what the mother and daughter said was not what Wang Xun should have listened to, anyway, when she went to school in the afternoon, Yang Mi returned to the style of the eldest sister of Shijia Hutong.
After school at half past three in the afternoon, Wang Xun and Yang Mi walked slowly home this time, in fact, it was not far, while walking Yang Mi asked her questions that she didn't understand much in class today, Wang Xun slowly answered and asked some questions she thought she understood before.
The sun sets, at the mouth of Shijia Hutong, the sunset shines on the backs of a pair of teenagers and girls, slowly elongating as the boys and girls go away.
Many years later, after marriage, the big star Yang Mi was interviewed and asked what her husband had done, which moved her the most. Yang Daxing Mi: "Oh, this question is very difficult to answer, my husband everyone knows that there are many things that move me, such as writing songs for me and filming for me." The most touching thing may be the first time when my relatives came to see me in class when I was in junior high school, and he pretended to have a stomachache and went out to buy me an aunt's towel. After saying that, he sneered, turned around and left, leaving a group of reporters with messy expressions.
As for his husband, who was arranging the lighting and actors on the set at the time, after hearing his life assistant mention Sister Mimi's real-time report, he directly complained, "This tiger girl has been like this since she was a child, and she really dares to say anything." ”