In the middle of June 2000, the weather in Yanjing also entered summer, of course, Yanjing has no spring, and it will dry you directly.

In the afternoon of Cotton Hutong, when the direct sun was at its most serious, the two connected courtyards were in the shade of two ancient trees in the courtyard of Wang Xun's courtyard in the east courtyard.

One is a locust tree, and the other is also a locust tree, why is it written like that? Salute to Mr. Lu Xun.

Under the small wine table on the east side, there are four middle-aged rough men in old men's shirts and big pants, and from their remarks, they also roughly know their recent hobbies, fishing in the suburban manor, planting land by themselves, organizing a group to go to Panjiayuan to shop for antiques, and then novices pay tuition fees to make eyes. Wang Xun also understood the reason why his pocket money has decreased recently, and his father and godfather have paid too much tuition. In the case of a certain amount of money, cutting the child's pocket money is an inevitable choice for parents.

Since his godfather Yang Xiaolin and his father were out drinking and getting acquainted, they met the horse master of the Haima Song and Dance Hall, and he and his father's manuscript fees are useful.

The four-person wine bureau is responsible for accompanying the wine and pouring wine, and the one who is still playing tricks in various crews is left, and later the whole country knows his three hobbies - smoking, drinking, and the vice president of the Rock Association who is hot - the best partner of the little black fat man - the actor who was delayed by cross talk - Yu Qian. is worthy of being a commendator, the wine game has never landed, and the wine glass is always full. Or how else to say that this word is a life skill? It is definitely the ability to satisfy everyone at the wine table, and it just so happens that Yu Qian is the one who has this ability.

Of course, this is not the first time that the four of them have drunk at home, the first time he saw this combination come to the house to drink, Wang Xun suddenly felt the magic of the world, could it be that Uncle Qian drank with his father when he was drunk on stage?

It's good to know Ma Ye, and there are more age collections at home. From the micro-expressions after their conversation, Wang Xun could completely feel the sullenness in the bones of these middle-aged men, is this the mother who can't hold the knife, or the godmother can't lift the gun, it seems that the public grain has not been paid enough, shouldn't it be the way to drink wolfberries in a thermos cup? But what does your fried peanut rice mean by wine?

This is not another locust tree under the small coffee table sitting around the small coffee table of the three big and four beauties plus a ball head Xiao Zhengtai, looking for the mother Li Hong left index finger with the Qing Dynasty court imperial green ring is the masterpiece of looking for father Wang Wenyou, godmother Yang Chunling left hand a small leaf red sandalwood Buddha bead and the red agate ring on the hand illustrate the aesthetics of godfather Yang Xiaolin, not to mention the Hetian jade material Guanyin on Wang Xun's neck, and Yang Xiaomi's neck updated white marble jade Buddha. As for the scene that has just been completed, plus the new rich woman who has received several new product promotion advertisements from several companies - Zeng Li's big beauty, the jade bracelet on her right wrist, and the glass species in the authentic Burmese old pit.

Wang Xun sat next to Yang Xiaomi, picked the seeds for the new watermelon, and then provided the melon flesh to all the beauties, which was well received by all the beauties.

But repetitive work makes people can't help but slip away, which is also called blind thinking. It seems that he is a shame of the family, his father is a Changjiang scholar, his mother is the chairman of the group, he is just a student, and his goal in the future is to become a director, it seems that he has wasted his time, but looking at Yang Xiaomi, who is eating a mouthful of watermelon next to him, it seems to be good.

Why is it called Actor Yang? Yang Xiaomi was hit hard in the crew of "Mansion Gate", isn't that an old drama bone of the crew, the middle force gathering department of the Chinese film and television circle, she was completely defeated by the line skills of the rival actor Liu Peiqi in just a few scenes, and her mentality collapsed, she was determined to be a good actor, and when she came back in the early morning of the past two months, she actually got up early to practice morning exercises with Sister Li, this tongue twister is about to become Wang Xun's nightmare in the morning.

The crew of "Mansion Gate" is actually a past that Wang Xun does not want to recall in his mind. It's been a month since I left the group, and Wang Xun still doesn't want to recall, because there are naked scenes, all naked, and the kind with gold paper, peeing and mud, MD Wang Xun smokes his mouth and regrets, a proper black history.

There is also the sentence of Teacher Liu Peiqi: "Okay, the gentleman has a lot of money!" has been circling in my ears, social death, absolute social death, if this is turned out in the future, it will be a brief message of the famous director Wang Xun's childhood dedication to art and naked appearance, as far as the shameless appearance of the future media, Wang Xun doesn't even think about it.

Wang Xun thought of this and shouted loudly: "Before college, I stopped acting." ”

Yang Xiaomi looked at Wang Xun in astonishment and said, "Sick? Then he stretched out his little white hand and touched Wang Xun's head, and naturally said to himself: "It's not hot!" ”

Wang Xun turned his head away from Yang Xiaomi's sinful little white hand, and stated again: "Mimi, she can continue, I am ready to meditate and concentrate on studying behind the scenes, this job in front of the stage is not suitable for me, I admit that I am Xiumin." ”

Xun's mother Li Hong looked at Wang Xun calmly and said, "Okay, why don't you also throw it abroad for a few years, I think it's good to tear onions in Singapore." Do you want to be a companion? ”

Wang Xun practiced and waved his hand, I won't go, what should I do if Yang Xiaomi is abducted and run away after I go?

At this time, Yang Chunling, the godmother, suddenly said: "Don't go abroad, it's good to be in China." Li Hong: If you feel unstable, you can match the child with a few bodyguards, and the two of them usually have nothing to do at school. ”

The stuffy stick killer is the most terrifying existence at this point in time, and the entire Yanjing City is a little noisy, as for why his godfather Yang Xiaolin can drink at home, his old man decided to leave his post to accompany her daughter to grow up, and it is not because Yang Xiaomi has become Sun Erniang of the second middle school branch, phew, this nickname has to be changed. was always called to the school to receive criticism and education, which means that Yang Xiaomi's grades are good, otherwise she would have to be transferred.

Looking for his mother, Li Hong closed her eyes and clapped her hands: "Ask his godfather to contact his comrades-in-arms who are still in the army, and the senior management of the group must also be matched." The character of the top soldier is good to be placed next to the family, and the others can be security guards. ”

Godmother Yang Chunling nodded, then got up and whispered a few times to godfather Yang Xiaolin, looked at godfather Yang Xiaolin and nodded. Turn around and sit back in your place.

Looking at Sister Li, who was indifferently tasting tea, Wang Xun asked, "How is Sister Li's in the crew?" ”

Sister Li took a sip of tea, put down the teacup, and behaved so elegantly that she didn't look like in this world, and said indifferently: "I have to have the urge to hit people now, and this role is a bit deep in the play." Now they are controlling their emotions, but Mr. Yang said that he would have to go to Mr. Xue next week to read the script of "Don't Talk to Strangers". ”

Wang Xun said with a smile: "Isn't this very good, it means that you are about to become popular, have you watched CCTV your clothing advertisement recently?" ”

Looking for her mother, Li Hong suddenly interjected: "Smash, if you don't say that you are so smart, you will follow your mother, Hu Jing, Qin Hailu and your sister who you suggested took three advertisements, and directly let the new product go on the market and be out of stock." You guess which of the three of them sells the best. ”

Wang Xun tapped his temple and said, "Sister Hailu's one sells the best." ”

Godmother Yang Chunling looked at Wang Xun a little sluggishly and said, "How do you know? This is the core secret of the group. ”

Wang Xun pretended to be Conan holding glasses and looked like a detective solving the case and said: "Because housewives are the main consumer group now, the most important thing for them to buy clothes is to be comfortable." ”

Yang Xiaomi patted Wang Xun with a smile and said, "Don't learn from Conan, it's not like it at all." ”

Looking for Ma Li Hong said with a smile: "Indeed, but Zeng Li opened our new market, the field of women's professional wear, I am ready to try to push the advertising to the stealing country and the nuclear country." By the way, I'll sell your movie together. ”

Wang Xun nodded and said: "Yes, cultural promotion and brand promotion complement each other. asked Director Wu to put more shots of the logo on the male and female protagonist's clothing. ”

Zeng Li looked like he didn't know that he was going to be on fire, and drank tea calmly.

Yang Xiaomi looked at Wang Xun with admiration, but she was active by nature and still proposed: "Make trouble, it's time to pull the film today, what did you say, whether you are an actor or a director, you have to increase the amount of films." Let's go, the screening room. ”

Well, parents are still more accustomed to children, and after hearing Zeng Li say that she was asked by Teacher Chang to write a movie appreciation when she was in Chinese opera, she decided to transform a room into a screening room.

So Wang Xun, Yang Xiaomi, and Zeng Li's big beauty got up and walked to the screening room, the screening room was in the west wing room in the middle of the backyard of the two houses, and the location of the collection room was used as the previous mother, Li Hong.

As soon as you enter the screening room, light up the sandalwood. Wang Xun has to pick up films, women generally like to watch love movies, so there are more love movies. This didn't hold Xing Ye's "Journey to the West" and shook, and proposed: "Let's watch Journey to the West today." ”

Zeng Li said with a look of embarrassment: "The reviews of this movie are not good, how can Sun Wukong fall in love with the white bone spirit?" There is no distinction between shemales and desecration of classics. ”

Yang Xiaomi said curiously: "Shemale love, hurry, that's it." ”

Wang Xun said: "We haven't seen it, let's talk about it after we see it." After all, no investigation, no voice is not. ”

Zeng Li felt that what Wang Xun said was right, so he didn't talk anymore.

Wang Xun turned on the TV and DVD, put the moonlight treasure box in first, and then retreated to the sofa and sat cross-legged, waiting for the movie to play.

"The moonlight treasure box is a treasure, you throw it away will pollute the environment, alas, what if it hits a child? Even if you don't hit the children, it's not right to hit the flowers and plants......"

"Who said I was cross-eyed? I just focused my vision on one point to change the way I used to think about things. ”

"Cut it, it's all burnt."

"Holy! Even the gods don't pay attention to righteousness! ”

"If you are not happy, it is useless to live forever; Happy, even if you only live for a few days, it's enough. ”

"You haven't become the real Monkey King yet, just because you haven't met the person who gave you three moles. When you meet her, your life changes. ”

Hahahaha, Zhou Xingchi and Wu Mengda are worthy of being nonsensical golden partners, singing and harmonizing, accompanied by Zeng Li and Yang Xiaomi's movements and laughter, Wang Xun felt that this film didn't seem to be wrong.

"Prajnaparami!"

"Wow, it's heaven again! Why do you say again? ”

"Prajnaparami!"

"Lady, hurry up and come out with the Bull Demon King to see God......"

"Pansi Daxian? Five hundred years ago? ”

With the BGM of "Little Knife Club Overture" sounded, the supreme treasure who got three moles reflected the appearance of Monkey King in the demon mirror, and then the screen went black, and bright red subtitles appeared: "If you want to know what will happen next, please watch the finale of the next episode." ”

Wang Xun looked at these two beauties with a satisfied face, and had no intention of getting up at all, so he had to get up and go to the DVD to change the discs.

"When I used to watch the moon with me, I called someone Xiao Tiantian! Now the new man is better than the old man, and he is called Mrs. Niu! Cai Shaofen's resentful face.

"Only you can protect me from the ...... of the West Longitude"

"Therefore, being a demon is like being a human, you must have a benevolent heart, and with a benevolent heart, you are no longer a demon, but a shemale."

"What's your mother's last name?"

"It's thundering, it's raining and you're collecting clothes!"

“……”

The jokes flew wildly, although there was laughter and laughter in the auditorium, but at the climax of the end, the Bull Demon King married, Sun Wukong made a fuss, Zixia blocked the knife, and in the atmospheric and sad BGM echo of "The Lonely Shadow of Heaven and Earth", the three of them never laughed again.

Especially in the picture, the golden hoop is tightened more and more, Sun Wukong is so painful that he lets go of Zixia's hand, and he screams in the air with a murderous aura:

"Ah, I want your life!"

Bang, bang, bang, Yang Xiaomi's chivalrous character directly began to blast Wang Xun, and Wang Xun didn't fight back with an innocent face.

Until Wang Xun said: "The world is safe and perfect, and it lives up to it." ”

Yang Xiaomi stopped and looked at Wang Xun shyly.

Embarrassed, he turned his head and continued watching the movie.

"My crush is a hero of the world, and one day he will step on the seven-colored clouds to marry me. I guessed the front, but I couldn't guess the ending" Zixia left with deep regret, Wukong held Zixia's body for a long time and refused to let go, but the tight spell on his head tightened more and more, and he had no choice but to let go and watch Zixia fly towards the sun. Wukong vented all his anger on the Bull Demon King, and finally killed him. The city was too close to the sun and was about to explode, so the four masters and apprentices left with the help of the moonlight treasure box. Before Sun Wukong left, he asked Qingxia to leave together, and Qingxia no longer had nostalgia for the world because of Zixia's death, and was willing to return to the Buddha.

The second daughter cried like tears, and Wang Xun kept holding tissues for the two of them. You asked Wang Xun why he didn't cry, I Nima had watched it countless times in my previous life, and my tears had already finished crying.

Accompanied by the BGM "The Love of My Life", the shadow of the Supreme Treasure became a sunset warrior, and then the sunset warrior courted the Zixia Fairy, and the two were happily together. Sun Wukong carried the golden hoop stick on his back and slowly advanced.

"Look, that guy looks like a dog." The movie ends.

Zeng Li's emotions were not finished yet, and he said with a crying voice: "Film critics are all nonsense, and it is obviously a regrettable love movie." ”

Yang Xiaomi nodded as if pounding garlic.

Wang Xun drew a perfect end to this pull: "There are too many helpless fates, so that I can't hug them well, and it is difficult to cherish them when they should cherish them the most." People are always aware of it, and the person you love the most in this world is not the person you once dreamed of looking for her, but the one who loved you the most. I don't know how to cherish when I am young, and I understand that the people of Iraq have gone. ”