Chapter 68: What to watch "Bosom Friend" if you have nothing to watch (ask for votes)
Friday, July 19, 9:10 a.m.
After the rain, the weather is very clear, the sun is shining, and the hot water vapor has already begun to fill the air, commonly known as sauna days.
Cotton Hutong, Wang Xunjia Restaurant.
Wang Xun and Yang Xiaomi came back late last night due to publicity everywhere recently, so they naturally got up late.
The two yawned and sat down at the table.
Yang Xiaomi lifted the breakfast covered by the plate, picked up a bun and stuffed it into her mouth.
Wang Xun picked up the Guangming Daily that his father Wang Wenyou left in the restaurant, lowered his head and began to browse the news:
We should have a zero-tolerance attitude towards drug-related artists.
The years are quiet, and someone is carrying the weight for us.
"In recent years, we have always been swept by the news of celebrities taking drugs, and many viewers have expressed regret, and even constantly defended them and supported their comeback.
Whenever faced with celebrities taking drugs, there are always people who will constantly whitewash them, easily forgive, or even forget.
However, when you forgive drug abuse lightly, have you ever thought about those anti-narcotics policemen who were born and died for drug control, drugs are contraband, and it is well known that some people take drugs, there must be illegal channels to obtain them, and even involve drug trafficking, and trafficking in more than 50 grams of heroin can be sentenced to death, once the drug dealer is caught, it may be a dead end, so he will resist desperately.
At this time, the anti-narcotics police are fighting against life and death, not the blasting scene staged in the movie. Defending drug addicts again and again, how can they be worthy of the sacrificial anti-narcotics police?
There are thousands of excuses for artists to take drugs, but countless anti-narcotics police officers in China lose their lives every year, and their work is very dangerous, and even their families are implicated.
The anti-narcotics police are desperately trying their best to protect the law and order of our society, but they are not satisfied, and for the sake of temporary stimulation, they know the law and break the law, leaving countless families in dire straits.
Drug dealers are outlaws, and every penny spent on drugs by drug addicts is a bullet hit by a drug lord on the anti-drug police, and we will never forgive those who donate bullets to the "drug lord"!
To borrow a sentence from young singer Wang Xun: How can there be any quiet time? It's just that someone is carrying the weight for us! ”
Wang Xun put down the newspaper in his hand and folded it, looked up and said to Yang Xiaomi, who was fighting with the buns: "It's a pity that we didn't mention our donation."
But it's not bad, mention the name. ”
Yang Xiaomi put down the bun, glanced at Wang Xun, and said, "But do good deeds, don't ask about the future." ”
Wang Xun looked at Yang Xiaomi in surprise: "When did you become so educated?" ”
Yang Xiaomi covered her face and said shyly: "Shiye told me when he went shopping that day, he is normal. ”
Wang Xun was a little jealous, and muttered in his mouth: "Ouch, you can't remember what I said, you can remember a word from Shiye." ”
Yang Xiaomi didn't want to take care of this careful eye, she said with a dark face: "Rest, you also eat the girl's vinegar?" ”
Wang Xunpi said with a smile: "What's wrong with the girl? Understand the word lesbian. ”
Yang Xiaomi pursed her lips and glared at her, looking very unhappy.
Wang Xun frowned and thought for a while, I have to straighten it for you.
He reluctantly got up, took off his T-shirt, and wore only a pair of summer-exclusive pants, his body was sturdy and slightly thin, there was no excess fat, and his abdominal muscles were already formed.
Yang Xiaomi's eyes lit up and she admired Wang Xun's figure with great interest, and she sighed and said against her will: "How many pieces of meat are amazing?" Who to show it to! ”
Her gaze wandered, and she looked and looked.
It's like a boy squatting on the playground to comment on this girl's long legs and that girl's waist is thin.
Girls will also appreciate the boys' figures.
Wang Xun held his breath, making the six-pack abs more and more obvious, and said proudly: "Xuan showed you, does Shiye have this figure?" ”
Yang Xiaomi threw a charming white eye, pursed her lips and said, "You can really compare your body with a girl." ”
After that, she straightened her chest, and a ball of red jade fell under the mandarin curtain.
Wang Xun drooled when he saw it.
Yang Xiaomi followed Wang Xun's pig-like eyes, subconsciously lowered her head, understood, and was very proud in her heart, but pretended to be annoyed and angry on her face and said, "Look again, gouge out your eyes!" ”
Wang Xun shook his head and decided to appreciate it slowly in the future, step by step.
He picked up the T-shirt and put it on directly, sat down to eat breakfast, and said, "I'm going to go to Chunyan Media to see Brother Hao in a while, are you at home by yourself or looking for Shiye?" ”
That's right, Chunyan's performance agent has been upgraded to a media company.
Yang Xiaomi squinted and said with a smile: "Oh, you little man is jealous, I won't look for Shiye, I'll come back tonight to surprise you!" ”
Wang Xun nodded and began to fight with breakfast.
At 10 o'clock in the morning, Master Qin drove Wang Xun to the old place of Chunyan Media, the courtyard near Beiying.
As soon as Wang Xun got out of the car, he wanted to return to the car to continue to enjoy the air conditioning, but there was no way, the sauna was too hot.
But after thinking about it for a while, the agreement with Ning Hao, the big sweet potato, still endured and ran forward to the target conference room.
As soon as he arrived at the door, he heard the voices of three women inside arguing.
"Nana, do you know the new policy?"
"I know, the new regulations are about to be implemented, and if it is really made into an underground movie, there will be a fine of 50 times the fine for investors!"
"Then what do you tell you about the difference between this script and "Xiao Wu"?"
"It makes no difference."
"Then you don't want to release it?"
"Yes, but..."
Wang Xun knocked on the door and interrupted the quarrel inside, "Please come in!" Aunt Yang Chunyan's voice came through the crack in the door.
Wang Xun sorted out his smile, pushed the door and stepped forward, looking around at the four women and one man in the conference room, no wonder it was as lively as a duck farm.
He said with his trademark smile: "I'm sorry to be late, Brother Hao can't help it!" ”
Ning Hao covered his face with his left hand and waved his right hand.
Wang Xun understood his sorrow, being in a pile of women, it was strange that he didn't have a headache.
Aunt Yang Chunyan smiled and beckoned Wang Xun to sit down beside her, and hurriedly introduced: "This is Zhong Lifang, the executive vice president of our Chunyan Media, I specially invited back from Hong Kong Island."
The other one is called Sister Xi, and I will tell you in private.
The one opposite you should know Haozi's girlfriend Xing Aina, the screenwriter of this script. ”
Wang Xun nodded and shook hands in turn and introduced himself.
When I arrived at Sister Xi, I looked carefully at this legitimate Lori.
Although Sister Xi is not tall, her body proportion is particularly good.
And somewhere, that's a rare gem.
Wearing a white shirt unbuttoned, the hemisphere in the eye, flashing with charming light.
Wang Xun just glanced at it secretly, and suddenly his blood pressure soared, his face was red, and he was a little upset, and the nosebleed incident may reappear in the rivers and lakes.
After hesitating again and again, he chose to turn sideways slightly, ignore the incivility, and quickly recite the Tao Te Ching.
He was very gentlemanly and behaved very sensibly.
The noble character is simply praised by future generations.
That's right, there is no lust for color, and the aunt said that the identity was told to him in private.
What does it mean?
Unprovoked existence.
Wang Xun thought about it or used other ways to alleviate the embarrassment, such as picking up the script of "Incense" and carefully starting to look down at it.
Xing Aina picked up the mineral water in front of her and took a sip, and said loudly: "Chunyan Media is also a big company, so it's not bad for us to have a little money." ”
Zhong Lifang shook her head and continued to retort: "The whole script style is basically out of the scope of sponsorship of Honey Hunting Costumes, and the irony is too much, and other advertisers are expected to retreat." ”
Sister Xi's voice had a baby voice, and she said in a thick Beijing accent: "Ning Dao'er, are you sure you won't change the script?" ”
Ning Hao thought about his debut novel, when he finished writing the script, after Mr. Zhang Ming read it, he thought it was very good, encouraged him to shoot it, took him to the legendary heaven and earth, and found a big amount of money to invest, and the big money was also very real, and he took out 40,000 yuan in cash directly from his wallet, saying that he liked this script, and followed up to invest.
Outcome.....
The new policy is issued, and investors are upside down!
He raised his head and looked at Wang Xun sincerely, and said with firmness in his tone: "Xunzi, we have a friendship, you see that your album sales have exceeded 3 million copies, is there a credit to your buddy." ”
Wang Xun put down the half-seen script in his hand, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he said with a smile: "Brother Hao, a mouthful of foam and a nail, how much money do you say, I can vote for you privately." ”
Ning Hao was a little surprised by Wang Xun's firmness, after all, this film is really a banned film.
He lowered his voice again and said, "I can't get the target." ”
Wang Xun shook his head and said, "I didn't expect it to be released in theaters, wait for me to read the script." ”
For a while, there was some silence in the conference room, Wang Xun looked at the script and said to himself: "It's very similar to Jia Zhangke's "Xiao Wu", except that one is a monk and the other protagonist is a thief.
This begins with the story of a monk who went around in order to repair the temple. ”
Ning Hao added: "Yes, the Buddha statue in the temple collapsed, and it needs three thousand yuan to renovate, in order to raise this money, the monk went out of the mountain!"
The search for the cultural department was refused, and the fundraising was confiscated, until finally he began to swindle, and finally managed to scrape together 3,000 yuan to repair the Buddha statue, but was told that the small temple was being built on the roadbed of the road to be built, and it would soon be demolished. ”
Wang Xun thought back to the finished film "Incense" in his mind, obviously borrowing from Abbas's "Where is the money for my Buddhist cultivation", and of course, there is also the shadow of "Xiao Wu" by Section Chief Jia.
The more he turned it, the more interesting he felt, mainly because the male protagonist of the monk was interesting, why did he build a temple, because the Buddha statue had fallen.
Everyone in the village kills sheep, there must be a temple, there must be a Buddha statue in the temple, the Buddha statue is gone, the temple is gone, and the monk can't do anything.
Why do Buddha statues fall?
The reason for the whole story is that the little monk's shoes were torn in the middle of winter, so he pulled out the cloth for the Buddha statue to mend his shoes, causing the Buddha statue to collapse!
Then the plot goes from the damage of the Buddha statue to the Cultural Relics Bureau-cousin-elder brother-fortune-telling, although the monk has not experienced the suffering of ninety-nine eighty-one difficulties, but he has also experienced twists and turns, and he has seen the warmth and coldness of the world.
The film is full of black humor, the first point: it is really the inaction of the government functional departments, the head of the religious section treats the monk as a "little person" is polite on the surface, but in fact, he plays Tai Chi, and the attitude of prevarication everywhere is that when he followed the township chief to investigate and work, he said that he wanted to repair the temple, but the result was just a blank check.
The people of the church came with a box of fruits, and immediately pretended to be polite to accept it, and when the monk left, he immediately talked about repairing the church, and gathered to play cards during working hours.
portrays the image of this section chief who is mercenary, flattering, and does not take responsibility and does not act.
The second point is that the stumbling woman wants to help the monk repair the Buddha statue.
It is really a naked irony, the formal channels are not helped, but the woman who has lost her footing has been "edified" by the monk, her thinking has changed, and she wants to accumulate virtue by donating money to the temple, of course, the monk did not accept it in the end, and it also reflects that the monk at that time has not gone astray, and the six roots are pure.
Wang Xun scratched his head and said, "Brother Hao, do you say that this monk has a Buddha in his heart or no Buddha in his heart?" ”
Ning Hao said happily with a smile on his eyebrows: "From the beginning, there was a Buddha in my heart, and the process of slowly collapsing. ”
Wang Xun nodded, and said, "It's not thorough, the ending is not shocking enough." ”
Ning Hao smiled bitterly and said, "This is not shocking enough? ”
Wang Xun said noncommittally: "If the ending is changed to a monk accepting the sponsorship of a few women who have lost their footing, re-sculpting the statue, erecting a monument of merit, and finally the head of the religious section directly leading people to demolish it, wouldn't it be more shocking?" ”
Xing Aina hurriedly agreed: "Yes, this ending is good, and it will be dark to the end." ”
Wang Xun turned his head to Yang Chunyan, the aunt next to him, and muttered: "Auntie, it's no problem for this film to take the award-winning route, when the time comes, sell the copyright in Europe, properly recover the cost, and make a profit, and you can also get the favor of a future director, I think it's worth it." ”
Aunt Yang Chunyan whispered in disbelief: "Is there such a god?" ”
Wang Xun continued to whisper: "To be honest, themes like "Incense" are very tricky, and it is easy to open up the situation at the European Film Festival, even if Europe is not good, the nuclear people also like it. ”
Aunt Yang Chunyan continued: "Are you so sure you can sell? ”
Wang Xun nodded and said in a deep voice: "European film festivals always have a curious mentality towards third world films, and the story of "Incense" satisfies their curiosity. ”
Aunt Yang Chunyan glanced at Wang Xun and said, "Tell me human words." ”
Wang Xun scratched his head and said: "Even if you shoot a little dirty and messy, with a little humanity, you can basically win an award." ”
Aunt Yang Chunyan nodded, turned to Ning Hao and said, "Director Ning, you can tell me a number." ”
Ning Hao grinned and said excitedly: "Okay, 300,000, not 200,000." ”
Wang Xun looked at Ning Hao with a constipated face, and said in his heart, Brother Hao, you are so humble.
He thought it was better to help, and said: "Brother Hao, don't search, invest 300,000 yuan to find some professional actors, who do you think is the best actor?" ”
Ning Hao thought for a while and said: "The prototype of this story is a classmate of mine, the name of the person who studied art is Li Qiang, and the money was not enough before, this time I want to try it with Liu Huohua or Qin Hao." ”
Chunyan Sanmei nodded in unison, and Sister Xi said on behalf of Sanmei: "I have a registered company on Hong Kong Island, so I can bypass the review."
Anyway, you can't release this film, so go straight to the film festival. ”
Ning Hao and Xing Aina nodded yes in unison, got up and shook hands with Sanmei one by one.
Ning Hao winked at Wang Xun and said, "Xunzi, thank you, I finally fulfilled my buddy's dream." ”
Wang Xun smiled and jokingly said: "Okay, Brother Hao, you can go by yourself, and work hard." ”
Ning Hao hurriedly shook his head and said, "No, how dare I waste investors' money." ”
Chunyan Sanmei laughed, and Wang Xun slandered in his heart: ""Crazy Stone" is out of standard, and the one who cries poor seems to be you." ”
As long as the profession of director is not filmed with his own money, it is easy to fly.
Wang Xun casually approached his aunt Yang Chunyan and said: "Arrange a budget-conscious producer, I don't have much experience as a long-form director for the first time, if you don't make up more than 200,000 yuan." ”
Aunt Yang Chunyan nodded, agreeing with Wang Xun's words.
The atmosphere of the cooperation negotiation was relatively harmonious, and it was just time for dinner.
After the meal, Wang Xunliu and Xing Aina and Ning Hao discussed the script in the conference room.
Outcome... The quarrel lasted until nine o'clock.
Wang Xun really couldn't stand it, the directors were all paranoid, and directly admitted defeat and joked: "Then I have to go home, you are cheating child labor." ”
Such an investment has not yet been put in place, so it is the first time that investors have been squeezed.
Wang Xun only felt like a fish in his throat, like falling into an ice cave.
Uncomfortable!!
Hurry up and flee the scene and go back to find Yang Xiaomi, who is warm and warm, is it uncomfortable?
I can't make it with the two of them.
After that, he turned around and left, without stopping at all.
Ning Hao and Xing Aina glanced at each other and laughed.
Master Qin drove a Buick business like a Ferrari, and arrived at Cotton Hutong in less than 10 minutes.
Wang Xun quickly got out of the car and found that the courtyard door was locked, he looked puzzled and took out the key to open the courtyard door.
Then he ran to his house and found it quiet.
Walking quickly to the door of his house, "You're back." Yang Xiaomi rubbed her eyes and said behind Wang Xun.
Wang Xun was really startled, and hurriedly asked, "That Mimi, what about the family?" ”
Yang Xiaomi said with a smile: "They went to Yanjiao Villa collectively, except for Master Qin and Aunt Qin at home tonight, there are only two of us left." ”
Wang Xun pulled Yang Xiaomi into her room.
"Katsa"
Yang Xiaomi locked the door very skillfully.
After Wang Xun entered the door, he was about to turn on the light, but he couldn't open it.
And she also closed the curtains, and the whole room was dark, and she basically couldn't see.
No way.
What the hell do you want to do?
No way.
Is it so exciting?
Wang Xun pretended to be a righteous gentleman and said, "Why can't that light be turned on?" ”
After all, boys at home should also protect themselves.
Yang Xiaomi replied shyly: "That switch is broken, and you don't need that light." ”
This tone and environment really made Wang Xun feel a little suggestive.
Could it be that Yang Xiaomi has opened her mind?
Wang Xun complained: "No, it's too dark, do we want to play hide and seek?" ”
Hide and seek is not bad either.
Can you catch me hehehehe.
Yang Xiaomi said irritably: "Catch you big-headed ghost, I'll turn on the lamp at the head of the bed." ”
She fumbled and turned on a small lamp that she usually used to read before going to bed.
That's too much.
The lights are dim and bright.
It doesn't really do much.
However, this yellow light adds a lot of interest, and it breeds something called ambiguity for no reason.
The two sat down, you look at me, I look at you, wide-eyed.
Wang Xun was the first to open his mouth to break the silence, pretending to be pitiful and said: "I have been busy in Chunyan Media for a day today, and I haven't eaten yet. ”
Under Wang Xun's surprised face, Yang Xiaomi got up and prepared to go out, she said with irrefutable meaning in her tone: "Sit on the spot and wait for me, I have prepared a surprise for you." ”
Wang Xun was honest and obedient like a primary school monk, his eyes were wandering around, thinking about Yang Xiaomi's surprise.
Five minutes later, Yang Xiaomi walked into the room with a pot of things.
She said expectantly, "It's my first time cooking, and if it's not delicious, don't dislike it." ”
Wang Xun thought she was modest.
I didn't expect to be so honest.
Isn't it said that beautiful women are the best at deceiving people?
How do you evaluate this pot of things?
One word: unsightly.
Although there was chicken, fish, pork, mushrooms, eggplant, potatoes, and of course, other messes, it was stewed so badly that it was impossible to tell what the ingredients were.
And Wang Xun also smelled a burning smell.
Wang Xun flipped it with a spoon, and sure enough, the bottom of the pot was already black, and it was estimated that he would die if he ate it.
Wang Xun complained with Liang Jingru's "Courage": "This is the lake." ”
Yang Xiaomi's lips were about to bite and bleed, and she said embarrassedly and expectantly: "It's the first time, the water may be less, don't pull it, eat it, it tastes good, you can taste it." ”
Wang Xun couldn't bear to see her like this.
With the desperation of eating a piece and not dying, he picked up a piece of chicken tremblingly, slowly put it in his mouth, and swallowed it into his throat.
Wow.
Awesome.
You are definitely the salt merchant's best customer.
But Wang Xun knows, but no matter what, a woman cooks for you, which is very rare.
This woman must be encouraged to do housework, no matter how well she does it.
As long as she is attentive, she must praise, so that she will cook willingly in the future.
Have the book lovers learned?
Wang Xun shook his head and shook off those who didn't have it, and said with a professional smile: "Mimi, you are simply amazing!" The chef of the state banquet is also at this level. ”
He also gave a thumbs up very exaggeratedly, gesturing, and his heart was infinitely painful.
Yang Xiaomi pinched her waist and said with a smile: "Hehe, I knew it must be delicious, hurry up and eat it all, this time I won't rob you." ”
Do girls really have no knowledge of what they do?
Wang Xun wants to ask the majority of female compatriots, but there should be no female readers in this book, forget it.
Yang Xiaomi put her hands on the table like this, holding her face with a loving smile, and looking at Wang Xun with tenderness in her eyes.
Let's try it soon, everyone. 】
I guess when I see someone I like eating something I cooked, I think it's all like this.
Wang Xun smiled bitterly, it is forgivable to do sins in heaven, and you can't live for your own sins!
complained in his heart: "Yang Xiaomi, Yang Xiaomi."
God is fair, giving you a fairy look and sealing your cooking skills in exchange.
I'm your test subject. ”
Wang Xun swept the clouds with a gust of wind and gobbled it up.
Yang Xiaomi looked at Wang Xun with a smile on her face, not realizing how unpalatable her pot stewed was.
Wang Xun admired his acting skills.
。。。。。
After eating, Wang Xunkou had a stomachache and went to the toilet to vomit for a while, which can be regarded as lifting the poisoning buff.
Yang Xiaomi asked worriedly, "What's wrong?" ”
Wang Xun said with a wit: "It's too delicious, it's too full." ”
Yang Xiaomi was very happy and cleaned up the table quickly.
Hehe, girls are simple.
Yang Xiaomi proposed: "You are not sleepy, why don't you watch a nuclear country movie together." ”
Girls' proposals are generally very boring.
As soon as Wang Xun heard the nuclear country movie, I won't be sleepy if you say this.
Hehe, maybe something exciting is going to happen.
He hurriedly said: "Of course it's not a loss, the most important thing to accompany you is to accompany you." ”
Yang Xiaomi threw a wink at Wang Xun and whispered, "Just your sweet mouth." ”
She turned on the TV and DVD in the room to play a nuclear movie, which turned out to be "Midnight Bell".
Wang Xun looked at the subtitles and asked, "Horror movie?" ”
Ordinary men and women always have a little bit of that meaning when they look at this, and they don't know if she's hinting at herself?
Yang Xiaomi grinned and said: "Trouble, aren't you afraid, no wonder you didn't let me watch horror movies before." ”
Wang Xun shook his head and said, "I'm not afraid, it's all fake anyway." ”
I have to say that "Midnight Bell" is still very classic, just the creation of this terrifying atmosphere.
Wang Xun is naturally fine, but Yang Xiaomi can...
She directly covered her face and threw herself into Wang Xun's arms, leaving a slit in her hand.
Wang Xun's mind is no longer on the movie, summer, skin kiss, the adults at home are not there.
Wang Xun held her hand in his own hand, his hand was like a soft wattle, silky to the hand, and he enjoyed it while bringing encouragement to Yang Xiaomi.
The two sides basically stopped watching movies and focused on the battle in their hands, Wang Xun kept spinning in her palms, slowly her hands became moist and hot, her breathing slowly became short, her chest rose and fell more and more, and she wanted to withdraw and leave.
Wang Xun didn't care, and leaned down directly.
Yang Xiaomi's face flushed, and she said in a milky voice: "No,"
Yang Xiaomi continued: "It's noisy, I'm sleepy. ”
Wang Xun got up and kissed her forehead, said goodnight, turned around and went back to his room.
After Wang Xun left, Yang Xiaomi hugged the doll and sighed: "This lonely man and widow, this atmosphere is easy to become very ambiguous.
She herself was just distracted.
It's noisy and dishonest, and it comes through the clothes. ”
But she didn't want to give Wang Xun so soon.
Because she understands from "Bosom Friend" that "men have an inferior nature."
That is something that is too easy to get and often not cherished. ”
If Wang Xun knew about this, he would definitely roar in the air: "I don't have anything to watch "Bosom Friend"! ”