Chapter 82: The Water Pipe Incident (Asking for votes, those two chapters have to wait for two days.) )
The two-woman battle continued, and Yang Xiaomi took advantage of the home advantage to gain the upper hand and slowly suppressed Shiye.
At this time, she pressed on Shiye's upper body, sat on Shiye's smooth lower abdomen, pressed Shiye's hands with her legs, and half-turned around and quickly took off Shiye's shoes and socks.
Let's try it soon, everyone. 】
Wang Xun took a peek and found the shortcomings of Shiye, to be precise, the shortcomings of ballet, known as the "Queen of Dance".
The damage to the feet of this dance is huge, and women who have been practicing ballet for a long time will have their toes deformed.
Yang Xiaomi scratched the soles of Shiye's feet, and her mouth was still unforgiving: "Shiye, do you accept it?" ”
Shi Ye looked stubborn, holding back tears, his hands were weak and unable to break free of Yang Xiaomi's legs, but his mouth said: "Unconvinced!" ”
Yang Xiaomi grinned, fiddling with the poet like a toy, and shouted to Wang Xun who was watching from the sidelines: "Make trouble, let me get chicken feathers from the feather duster." ”
Wang Xun got up, walked to the big vase in the living room on the side, picked up a feather duster and pulled one out, handed it to Yang Xiaomi, he pouted: "You are still tortured to extract a confession." ”
Yang Xiaomi proudly waved chicken feathers at Shiye, and had a posture of holding chicken feathers as arrows.
Shi Ye finally couldn't hold it anymore, tears of grievance flowed in his eyes, and he confessed: "Good honey, let me go!" ”
Wang Xun really wanted to give a thumbs up to the blind sister when he saw this scene, this crying scene was absolutely amazing.
It's a pity that he has a soft heart, so he can't see this, so he turned around and walked out of the bathroom to wash his hands, ready to enjoy the food that Yang Xiaomi brought back from Gui Street.
Wang Xun, who walked into the bathroom, looked at himself in the mirror and couldn't help but have some special imagination, recalling the sad self in his previous life.
"When I was a child, I always felt that I was a unique and peerless genius, and of course my mother comforted me so much.
I practiced football when I was in elementary school, so what Northeast kid can refuse football?
In the first game of the 1999 A League, the Liaoning team slashed the then overlord Dalian Wanda, and since then the united Liao Xiaohu has been singing all the way, attacking the trident Jin Yusheng combination swept the A A field, and the picture of the home field everywhere is exciting, but in the final round of the game they are only 15 minutes away from the final championship, Gao Leilei shattered Liao Xiaohu's championship dream with a long-range shot, and Li Jinyu, whose head was bandaged and blood-stained in the field, shouted heartbreakingly throughout the stadium.
That was the first time I went to Yanjing, and it was also the first time I remembered what it meant to be hot-blooded.
In the 2002 World Cup, Xiao Luo was born, and since then the football idol has become Xiao Luo, the peak Xiao Luo.
Many people have heard that Xiao Luo has a lot of flowers, and there is no concept of how much they live.
I like him when he's at his best, he spends so much time that he just has to get the ball.
You know, don't talk about the defenders.
Even his dogs have to be passed by him, so he is unreasonable.
Until his level dropped, he was returned by Barcelona, went to AC Milan, and finally had to return to his hometown in Brazil.
Seeing him in the media again, he is still a ball.
At that time, I was already 30 years old.
Many people don't know the hardships of studying for a Ph.D., an idea is busy for three months, and as a result, the paper coincides with other people's views and rejects the manuscript, looking at himself as a big customer of Jishuitan Hospital, three diseases on the medical record card: three highs, migraine, and lumbar disc herniation.
Sometimes I think, "If only I had worked harder, if I had given me a little time, maybe I would have been different, or maybe it would be a big deal, what? How!
But in fact, there is more relief, sure enough, I am a waste.
I really realized that there are a lot of things you can't do.
Life has told me with countless mistakes that I am just a layman, without any heroism, greedy for life and afraid of death, greedy for money and lustful.
Trivial things shred up my energy, especially serving the boss, but also serving the senior brother, the last memory of the senior brother before crossing turned out to be that he graduated, and he still owes me 5,000 yuan and has not paid it back?
I didn't have the physical strength to play a full football game, and I was cut off from even socializing, so I guarded the office space of less than 2 square meters every day, waiting for the call of my boss at any time.
When I got up to wash my face in the morning before the crossing, I found that my hair loss had blocked the sink.
I collapsed all at once, fate sharpened, how did I sharpen my brain?
Fate is going to polish me shiny, isn't it?
Later, when I ascend to heaven, it will be a shining light ball in the heavenly discotheque, right?
This is not the body I want, this is not the life I want, my life should be more exciting and exciting, not like this and go towards aging.
The gods may have heard my prayers, rejoiced that I had been born again, cherished the opportunity, and that everything is fine so far. ”
Wang Xun shook off the distracting thoughts of memories, looked up at himself in the mirror, turned on the faucet, and silently encouraged in his heart: "I want a strong life!" ”
The faucet is very face-saving, and all of a sudden, it squirts, and the torrent does not stop.
The plot of a water pipe bursting that often appears in Hong Kong Island movies is played out in life.
Wang Xun tried to put the faucet back, but it didn't work.
He tried to close the water valve, but he couldn't find it either.
The collapse of adults is in an instant, and there is no smooth sailing in life.
Wang Xun yelled: "Mimi, help! ”
Yang Xiaomi was hugging Shiye's shoulders in the living room, munching on apples, hearing Wang Xun's roar, she turned her head to look at Shiye and asked, "Wang Xun called me?" ”
Shi Ye shook his head, leaned his head on Yang Xiaomi's shoulder, and spat turbid air in her ear: "The voice on TV." ”
Yang Xiaomi's heart settled down, continued to watch TV, and saw an interesting place and laughed with Shiye.
Wang Xun, who didn't get a response, began to slowly collapse in his mood, kicked it, tried to step the water back with his foot, and then fell to the ground.
He was covered with water, and he sat on the ground and completely collapsed,
The water roared wildly beside him.
At this moment, he felt that he was like a chicken in the soup.
Sorry, it's the Reservoir Dogs that made the mistake.
Wang Xun sat on the ground, pointed to himself in the mirror, and scolded angrily: "Wang Xun, aren't you capable?
Isn't it a copyist?
Isn't it Qu Dad?
Isn't it a screenwriter?
Aren't you ready to save China Entertainment? ”
looked at himself in the mirror, dancing with his hands, and his anger was even greater: "Tell me, are you yourself that hard mouth from top to bottom?"
You can't handle it with a single tap.
It doesn't recognize your ability, its style, its arrangement, or its script.
It also doesn't stop flowing because of your ambitions.
You all kinds of bullshit and shit, do you think it takes care of you?
It just flows, filling your house and then flowing to Yang Xiaomi's house.
In the end, it fills an alley, and the water bill explodes to your house, and it sprays like your fate. ”
Wang Xun slapped the water, and his emotions were vented.
He understood the Tang Dynasty poet Luo Yin's "Raising Pen Station".
Throwing the south sun is the main worry, and the north and the east are all good plans.
When heaven and earth come together, heroes are not free.
Wang Xun's self-proclaimed pride was wiped out at this moment.
"If there is no one to help, then save yourself." Grandpa's words instantly echoed in his mind.
He hurriedly got up, took out his phone in his trouser pocket, and checked it.
Thank goodness there was no water.
As a result, he forgot, there was no signal in the bathroom, and the electromagnetic shield was blocked!
"Yang Xiaomi!!"
"Yang Xiaomi!!"
"Yang Xiaomi!!"
"It's coming!"
At this moment, Yang Xiaomi is a hero stepping on colorful auspicious clouds and appearing in Wang Xun's field of vision.
She glanced at the soup chicken, stepped on the water all over the ground, and lowered her body to find the valve accurately.
With one twist, the flow of water stops.
Yang Xiaomi looked at him and couldn't help but bend the corners of her lips.
Wang Xun is very wonderful in her eyes, sometimes like a mentor, sometimes like a child, sometimes extremely smart, and sometimes a complete fool.
Her smile was gentle and sweet, and her eyes were full of love and brilliance as she looked at Wang Xun.
She shook off the water stains on her hands, rubbed his hair twice, and said softly: "It's noisy, it's okay, just change your clothes." ”
Wang Xun couldn't take care of it anymore, he directly stepped forward and held Yang Xiaomi's face.
The dynamic process is that the mouth is like a river→ coughing and salivating into beads→ foaming at each other→ the mouth is dry, the tongue is dry→ the tongue is scorched.
After parting his lips, Wang Xun swore emotionally: "I love you, I will raise you for a lifetime." ”
I love you, it's a love story.
It is my responsibility to raise you.
Yang Xiaomi wiped her mouth, looked at Wang Xun with disgust, and a smile hung on the corner of her mouth: "Hurry up and wash it, hand me the mop." ”
Wang Xunmeng nodded, turned around and took a mop for her.
At this moment, he finally understood, what is he?
The high mountains and peaks are him, and the valleys and streams are him.
It is him, and he is the one who is the one who is the only one.
It is he who is obsessed, and he is the one who is enlightened.
Seeing that it is him, it is him, and the mountains and seas swear that it is him.
It's him, it's all him.
He and Yang Xiaomi are called complementary.
Monday, October 7th, 6:50 a.m.
Yang Xiaomi was wearing a second middle school uniform, long hair and a shawl, and stood at the mouth of the alley with air bangs combed on her forehead.
The starry eyes saw that Wang Xun was coming, and they had a little more brilliance.
"I was late, please forgive Xiaosheng."
Wang Xun fart-stinky flicked the bicycle to drift and flick the tail, the bicycle was for his father, and a cushion was specially added to the back seat.
"It's rude to make a girl wait." Yang Xiaomi snorted and sat down sideways in the back seat, shaking her legs proudly.
"No, the school at home is less than 2 kilometers, even if it is energy-saving and environmentally friendly, low-carbon travel does not take a car, and you can't get it with your legs."
"Energy saving, environmental protection, low-carbon travel?"
"This word will not become popular until 2010, it's too early" Wang Xun frowned and thought to himself: "How to make up for it?" ”
He snapped, "That's not important. ”
Yang Xiaomi wrinkled her nose and pinched Wang Xun's back angrily.
"Hey, you tap it, the kidneys are broken.
It's not me who will suffer in the future, you know? ”
Wang Xunwei shouted, and rode his bicycle forward.
But he didn't step on it much, Wang Xun directly pinched the brakes.
He stood down with a pained look on his face.
"What's wrong?
Where is it uncomfortable? Looking at Wang Xun's painful appearance, Yang Xiaomi asked a little anxiously.
"Stomach ache, nothing serious.
I may not be able to ride anymore, though. Wang Xun said with a "weak" face.
Yang Xiaomi didn't say more, she sat directly on the main seat, and then patted the back seat: "Come up, go back first." ”
"Okay." Wang Xun didn't say much, and sat down happily.
Yang Xiaomi pedaled the bicycle hard, and after the speed stabilized, Wang Xun no longer supported his hands on the back seat, directly wrapped around Yang Xiaomi's thin waist, and then leaned his side face on her back.
Yang Xiaomi's body was obviously tense, the bicycle swayed, and she said coquettishly: "What are you doing, let go." ”
"I don't have the strength, you ride faster." Wang Xun snorted.
The tip of her nose smelled the fragrance on Yang Xiaomi's body, and the green silk fluttered with the breeze from time to time, teasing Wang Xun's face.
Feeling the delicate touch on the palm of his hand, Wang Xun's happy eyes didn't want to open.
The helpless Yang Xiaomi bit her lip and kept riding, the heat from her lower abdomen made her face slowly turn red, and the cool autumn breeze in Yanjing in the early morning couldn't shake off this wisp of shame.
5 minutes later, the two arrived at the gate of No. 2 Middle School, stopped the bicycle, and Yang Xiaomi stood up, only to feel that her body was slightly weak.
She looked at Wang Xun angrily and asked, "Is it better?" ”
"Much better." Wang Xunxiao propped his legs on the ground, arched his hands and said with a grin: "It's hard Yang Woman, I'll take you back after school." ”
The class arrangement of the second middle school is very interesting, and the physical education class is placed in the last period, isn't this waiting for the physical education teacher to get sick?
Today I was lucky, the PE teacher was in good health.
After the warm-up exercise, the little fat man Liu Dong, Li Dapeng, Wang Xun, Yang Xiaomi, Hao Sha, and Xu Mingming, a small group of six people, gathered in the sports equipment and chatted.
The topic turned out to be football, after all, the World Cup has only passed recently.
Liu Dong said to Wang Xun with a regretful face: "Brother Xun, our school team and No. 4 Middle School fought 3-4 yesterday and lost, if you go, you will definitely win." ”
Liu Dong is the substitute goalkeeper of the school team, and Li Dapeng is the substitute midfielder.
Wang Xunma, the main striker.
No way, the physical fitness is too good, the national first-class athlete standard.
Li Dapeng suddenly interjected: "Brother, I have a new business to do?" ”
"Oh?" This topic aroused the interest of everyone.
"It's popular for everyone to buy a little raccoon to collect the water margin card inside, right?" Li Dapeng proudly showcased.
"Yes, no one has collected them all!" Liu Dong echoed.
"How about we take advantage of the opportunity to play football and exchange it with students from other schools?"
"It's kind of interesting." Hao Sha's eyes lit up and she encouraged.
"Tell me more." Xu Mingming also agreed.
"This eleventh, I found out that the scarcity of Water Margin cards in different areas of Yanjing is different by playing football with different schools.
We can collect and sell cards at the kiosks near each school, as well as buy boxes of crispy noodles to stock up on cards and draw cards, and the rest of the crispy noodles can be used as supper for teammates, which is a perfect plan. ”
Wang Xun couldn't help but sigh, Li Dapeng really has a bit of a brain,
You let the students know what is called krypton gold card drawing many years in advance.
Other students are working hard to practice backwards, you are practicing scalping, they are playing leather ball with their teammates, you are playing leather ball with To.
Others go to the away bench to eavesdrop tactics, you run to the away team's audience to hone your marketing skills.
In the end, the coach probably didn't dare to take you when he played the game, because the opposing players always won on the field and lost their pants off the court.
Wang Xun felt that it was better to hit him, and said weakly: "That cousin, do you know the Yanjing Capital Book Wholesale Market Center?" ”
Li Dapeng was immersed in Bill Gates's dream, but Liu Dong pulled him and came back to his senses.
"Brother, what did you say?"
"Yanjing Capital Book Wholesale Market Center." Yang Xiaomi, who hadn't spoken for a long time, added.
Li Dapeng shook his head and said he didn't know.
Wang Xun sighed: "There are not only books sold there, but also complete sets of Water Margin cards, all kinds of gold cards and any cards." ”
Li Dapeng's expression at the moment was like a P2P platform that exploded, and all the money in his wallet flew away, and he was stunned in place.
Yang Xiaomi looked at the poor Li Dapeng, and comforted him softly: "You can take advantage of this information difference, buy a card directly, and sell it at a higher price." ”
Li Dapeng's eyes were instantly filled with light again, and he said to Wang Xun: "Brother, my brother is going to get rich this time." ”
He turned his head to look at the other people: "Do you want to buy shares, just like when we sold "insoles" during military training." ”
Liu Dong clapped his hands and applauded: "Dapeng, I support you and sponsor 500." ”
Wang Xun and Yang Xiaomi shook their heads, looking down on this business.
Hao Sha and Xu Mingming's eyes lit up, and they said in unison: "Although we don't have money, we can contribute." ”
Li Dapeng nodded with satisfaction, and the business team of the Water Margin Card officially set sail.
Looking at the action of the four of them folding their hands in the center to cheer them up, Wang Xun couldn't help but complain: "You guys are One Piece?" Dapeng is Luffy, Liu Dong is Zoro, Sasha is Nami, and obviously Nicole Robin. ”
Yang Xiaomi suddenly pointed at herself and asked Wang Xundao, "What about me?" ”
Wang Xun raised his eyebrows: "You are Chopper." ”
"Why?"
"Stupid cute, it's his tsundere who twists and turns when he is praised by others, it's his kind and innocent heart that is still kind and innocent after being abandoned by reindeer and humans, and it's his courage to always be scared by enemies and cry but still fight side by side with his partners."
Yang Xiaomi's eyes narrowed slightly, the corners of her mouth smiled, and she sighed in her heart: "Life in high school is much more interesting than in the crew." ”
She thought about it for a while, and slapped Wang Xun hard: "Okay, you, you dare to call me stupid?" ”
Wang Xun turned around and ran away with a smile, and turned around and stuck out his tongue at Yang Xiaomi: "I heard it, I'm not stupid!" ”
"Wang Xun, let me arrest you, and you will die!"
"You can't catch up."
"Slow down, whew, whew, whew."
There were still 5 minutes before the end of school, and Wang Xun excused himself to go to the turret and ran away early.
Yang Xiaomi pouted, with a look of don't mess with me.
When the school bell rang, Wang Xun appeared in front of Yang Xiaomi on a bicycle, and then patted the back seat and said to her, "Come up." ”
Yang Xiaomi rolled her eyes, her footsteps didn't move, and Wang Xun directly pulled her over.
As soon as she sat down, Wang Xun drove directly in the opposite direction of home.
"Trouble, that's not the direction home, is it?" Looking at the changing scenes around her, Yang Xiaomi looked puzzled.
"Just wanted to take you for a ride." Wang Xun shouted loudly, then lowered his voice and said, "Hold on, I'm going to speed up the sprint." ”
Wang Xun was kicking wildly, inertia made Yang Xiaomi's center of gravity unstable, and she subconsciously held Wang Xun's waist with both hands.
This support was not put down again.
Looking at Wang Xun's generous back, Yang Xiaomi hesitated, tilted her head, and pasted her side face on it.
The fragrance is sweet and refreshing, like osmanthus in October.
"You're so bored!" Yang Xiaomi smiled and shouted loudly.
"Would you like to be bored with me?"
"It's boring, okay?"
"I'm tired, I'll ride for you!"
"As a boy, why are you so weak?"
"It's not like you pinched your kidneys in the morning."
"you, it's not in shape."
"Isn't it okay if you're not doing it?"
"Others are not good, you are okay."
"Wow, Yang Xiaomi, you are very double-standard."
"Oh, I won't tell you."
"Shy?"
"Look at the road."
"Yes, my princess."
The scenery on both sides is regressing all the way, Wang Xun is stepping on a bicycle, Yang Xiaomi is riding the wind, she looks at the big flowers, and all kinds of brilliant colors drill into those smart big eyes.
The corners of Wang Xun's mouth rose unconsciously, and every bone was screaming with joy, writing a gorgeous new chapter.