Wu Qilong will indeed say that the whole consultation process is like a fantasy novel.

With a wave of his hand, he made a signature move of Huang Fei in the movie, and said in his mouth: "Suddenly, a Tai Chi figure appeared in the void, and slowly disappeared behind the old lady's head.

It was like a bolt of lightning, spewing out more than five meters away.

said that it was too late, it was fast, Xiuwen quickly clicked a few times on the old lady's neck, and saw that the old lady's red face immediately returned to normal. “

Yang Xiuwen couldn't listen to it anymore, was he still talking about this?

But the people in the dormitory listened to it with relish, as if they were there.

Li Xiaotong held his arm, looked at him with sparkling eyes, and asked close to his ear: "Xiuwen, is this true, you are too powerful!" “

Yang Xiuwen said helplessly: "It's not me, it's Huang Fei, Huang Fei of the Treasure Forest." “

"I want to know what happens next, and listen to the next episode, no, next time I break it down!" It's a classic finish again.

Everyone then looked at him in unison.

Song Yi sighed: "Unexpectedly, there is a great god hidden in our dormitory. Third, tell me honestly, how many secrets do you hide that our brothers don't know. What is the plan to hide so deeply? ”

Zhang Jun continued: "Be strict in confession, lenient in treating!" ”

Hu Yuan said as if he was laughing: "The two of them are right. ”

After a few moments, everyone in the dormitory burst out laughing, hee-hee, hahaha!

Wu Qilong said with envy: "Boss, I like the people in your dormitory so much, it's too lively!" “

Sun Qian, who was sitting next to Zhang Jun, suddenly asked, "Wu Qilong, why are you called Boss Yang Xiuwen, shouldn't you be called the third child?" “

Wu Qilong was stunned for a moment, and asked weakly: "Did I call the boss, isn't it the third child?" “

Zhao Li, who was beside Song Yi, said: "Who are you fooling, we really listened to it, it was the boss called." “

Song Yi grabbed Zhao Li's shoulders and spoke: "Second brother, confess strictly."

Zhang Jun played with Sun Qian's little hand, and then raised his head and said, "Be lenient."

Hu Yuan mouthed his girlfriend Yu Xiaofei Nunu, Yu Xiaofei flashed her big eyes and said, "The two of them are right!" “

Yang Xiuwen couldn't hold it back, and laughed, this is so fucking cola, it's about to catch up with the group comedy.

Wu Qilong looked at Yang Xiuwen, saw him smiling and shaking his head slightly, understanding what to do.

said aggrievedly: "I was wrong, I admit punishment, I have a treat." “

Because they knew that Yang Xiuwen knew how to heal, everyone unanimously asked him to see a doctor on the spot.

Everyone is young, basically there is nothing wrong, the girls are mainly bloated, abdominal pain, and afraid of cold when they come to red.

In the past, the prescription he prescribed to Li Xiaotong was used by several people, so they were all healthy.

Zhang Jun had a little stomach cold, and after a few injections and a trace of fire attribute aura, it was completely solved.

Hu Yuan's joints have a little cold, which is related to the climate of Jiangsu and Zhejiang, and there is no problem after acupuncture.

Song Yizhuang was the same as a cow, but when he was examined, he found that his left wrist had an old wound with a second break.

He asked, "Boss, why did you have two fractures in your left wrist, and it was the same place?" “

Song Yi was shocked, his fracture seven or eight years ago could be checked, it seems that the third child's medical skills are really as powerful as Wu Qilong said, although there are exaggerated elements when telling the story.

He thought for a while, and then said a little embarrassed: "It's a bit embarrassing to say this, so let's not talk about it!" ”

Wu Qilong would not let go of the opportunity for revenge at this time, and said: "Boss, be honest and strict, that. . . You get the idea. ”

Song Yi didn't expect to dig a pit for others and bury himself in the end.

So a stiff neck said, "I said! ”

Wu Qilong came to his senses, waved his hand to everyone and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, the special session of the boss of room 303 has begun, please applaud and welcome." ”

Song Yi glared at him and scolded, "You get out of the way for me!" ”

The crowd giggled again.

Song Yi recalled and said: It was when I was ten years old, I was in the third grade, our school was run by the village, and the students were also children from the village.

We grew up together and got to know each other very well. We played well with four, the little name is ugly, my name is Xiaoyi, it's better.

The other three, called shit, dog's eggs, and dog's leftovers. “

Several girls giggled and couldn't stop laughing, and Li Xiaotong laughed so much that she couldn't get up in Yang Xiuwen's arms.

The name comes from, that's quite level!

Yang Xiuwen explained with a smile next to him: "What the boss said is true, in the past, the countryside was poor, there was nothing to eat, and the child was easily weak and died.

In order to make their children feed well, parents will give all kinds of vulgar milk names, and the north is the most. If you don't believe me, you can go back and ask your parents and you'll understand. “

Song Yi glared and said, "If you still don't listen, if you don't listen, I won't say anything." “

Wu Qilong couldn't hold back his laughter and hurriedly said: "Don't laugh, everyone, listen to the boss, hehehe!" “

Song Yi continued: "I remember it was a Sunday in the summer, and it was very hot, and the four of us sneaked out of the house. You may not understand why we use secrets, because we children like to swim in the river dam at noon, and the adults are afraid that something will happen to us, so they keep a strict watch over us.

The water in the dam is snow water flowing down from the Tianshan Mountains, which is very alkaline, and if you take a bath, after drying, you will have a white mark with your fingernails.

Parents in turn judged whether you were bathing in the dam or not, and they took a lot of beatings for it.

But bathing in the river dam is too refreshing, and the attraction is too great, so despite the beating, I still go secretly.

The four of us took a bath and played in the water.

I didn't want to go home after washing, so I discussed going to buy birds' eggs. There are trees on both sides of the dam, and the most in our western regions are elm, poplar, and sand date trees. There are also many birds, such as sparrows, turtle doves, harriers, stinky cooing birds, etc.

They all like to nest in trees, and we saw a large bird's nest on an elm tree, very tall.

But our rural children are really not afraid of heights, so I climbed up, and halfway up, a turtledove flew out of the bird's nest.

Dog shit, dog eggs, and the three dogs left shouted under the tree: "It's a turtledove's nest, maybe there are little turtledoves." “

I also got energetic, and quickly crawled to the bird's nest, and when I saw that it was three birds' eggs, I touched them with my hand, and they were still hot.

You'd never know how we could get the eggs off the tree intact, guess what. “