"The great miracle master, Merlin. Mr. Hermes, aren't you caught the cold? As soon as Su Lin entered the house he rented last year, he saw Klein turning on the electric again.

The other party obviously didn't expect Su Lin and Zhongli to enter his room at this time, but he used the faceling to control the expression on his face, and only a trace of surprise was revealed in his eyes.

In the slightly messy room, bags of potato chips and snacks are scattered, and a man with black hair and brown eyes is lazily slumped on the sofa, holding the projected Pro controller in his hand and playing Zelda 2: Tears of the Kingdom.

It can be seen that this guy returned the goods intact and began to prostitute them after placing an order and buying them.

A bucket of strawberry-flavored Häagen-Dazs sits on the coffee table in front of the table, and the air conditioning in the room is 19 degrees Celsius, which contrasts sharply with the blazing sun outside the window.

"You really have the face to say..."Klein didn't feel guilty about being caught, threw down the handle and asked, "What are those blind dates you arranged for me?" ”

"I see that everyone in the group has company, but you are tired all day long, and you are still single, what's wrong with helping you contact a few blind dates?" Su Lin folded his fingers and calculated, "No, it's only how many days have you ended the blind date?" Could it be that the guy from Arodes was exposed? ”

"Arodes said he was forced." Klein took a deep sip of the fat house happy water, a pair of decadent dead fish eyes and those snack scraps recounting the absurd life of the past few days, "But I felt like he was smiling happily." ”

Because it was so outrageous that there might even be an angel of the Destiny Path involved, Crane slipped into this universe that even Amon couldn't catch up with before he sensed something was wrong.

Su Lin, a bastard who doesn't think it's a big deal to see the excitement, privately issued a strategy commission to Audrey, Miss Sharon, Forth, and Lieutenant General Iceberg on the grounds that "Klein is polluted and his human nature is unstable and needs to awaken his innermost emotions".

It's terrible, Bernadette is in it, she obviously knows that this matter is just for fun, but in order to repay the other party's kindness, she chooses to participate in it.

He said why Rosell, who was walking on the street that day, had murderous intent in his eyes.

Su Lin is rewarded for the extraordinary characteristics of the superior, please let these women spend a good day with him, no need to do more, just meet, go shopping, dance party...

In short, find a way to make his heart flutter.

Under Klein's coercion that he would never summon Adros again, Arrodus was honest about everything.

【A Chinese Ghost Story Route】

【Rich Woman Hungry Route】

【Literary Pirate Route】

【Fishing Master Route】

After Adros shook out these strange arrangements, he even spit out a script of [Sun Secret].

"WeChat collects two yuan."

The phone on Klein's desk beeps.

"Interesting." Su Lin picked up his mobile phone and scanned the QR code in front of Klein's refrigerator to pay, and took out two old popsicles from inside, "I'm curious that Arodes will be exposed?" ”

In order to repay Klein for dragging his historical projection into the abyss, Su Lin deliberately came up with this script immediately after cutting off the connection between the historical projection and the ontology.

"It's Miss Magician, and Furth, who has always seen me eager to run away at once, is acting too unusually." Klein took out a list of prices that said 'Old Popsicle 1.5 Yuan', he pointed to the payment code, and said, "I threatened her a little, and she will do anything." ”

"Cut, you shouldn't count on this salted fish" Su Lin remembered that he had been bewitched at the beginning. No, it took a long time for this guy to agree, but he didn't expect it to be the fastest thunderstorm.

Miss Justice didn't ask much, she just felt interesting and had extraordinary characteristics to take.

It's even simpler on Miss Sharon's side, she doesn't know it, just as a coincidence.

What Miss Messenger 'Renette Tinicol' said at the time was still fresh in Su Lin's memory.

'Only. One day. Is it enough? ’

'Sharon. It's free to participate'

'Simply. One. Month, right? ’

It can't be done to Su Lin so directly, and the other party made it clear that he wanted to knock directly.

"I'm still in a competition with Amon," Klein paused, "maybe to get his attention." ”

Klein feared that his time with these acquaintances would cause unnecessary trouble.

Su Lin burned the price list, handed an old popsicle to Zhongli, and said:

"Don't worry, Anduin is very appreciative of this, and I asked him to trick the ontology somewhere else."

"I went to the door to the seven gods in the area where you went on a blind date, oh, now it's the six gods who say hello, and not a single Amun can enter."

Su Lin looked like he hated iron but not steel, so Klein wanted to take out the revolver and give him a shot, if it weren't for the fact that the other party had a good relationship with him and he couldn't beat this guy.

"They will cooperate with you? No... They will certainly cooperate with you... You bastard went to Masanami and did such a boring thing. Klein felt a dull pain in the roots of his teeth.

This guy can do whatever he wants in their world now, and neither the righteous god nor the outer god dares to provoke him, for fear that he will have another unpredictable action.

This privilege is wasted on such a boring thing...

"Why not?" Su Lin sneered: "It's useless to give you a chance, now it's okay, play electric alone at home, tsk." ”

"First of all, you're also a single dog." Klein corrected:

"Secondly, I think this thing should go with the flow."

"The twisted melon is not sweet, and I have only a relationship with them as a colleague and acquaintance, and this relationship should not change for a lifetime."

"Did you see anything else?" Su Lin suddenly said. Interrupted Klein.

"What?" Klein wondered.

"Fanwai, your fanwai, in modern times." Su Lin said.

"Is there such a thing?" Klein was stunned, "Wait, what does what we said have to do with Fanwai?" ”

Su Lin: "You and Sharon's stock prices have risen sharply. ”

Klein was stunned, and immediately picked up his mobile phone and clicked into the official fan group to ask.

Book friend A: 'I don't know that? Fake powder. ’

Book friend B: 'Xiao Ke, an iron straight man, was in the same room as Sharon and let the family watch a Chinese ghost story all night, and he slept in bed all night, phew. '

Book friend C: 'I don't care! The world needs justice! ’

Book friend D: 'I'm cassava the heroine!' ’

Book friend B: 'Isn't the real heroine Xiao Ke herself?' After all, she drank assassin potions..'

Book friend F: '+1'

Klein was silent for a few seconds, looking at the news that was quickly swiped above, his body tensed slightly, and then the words "What is not a feature film, how can you count things that don't happen, and how can things between friends be considered straight men".

Well, Klein chose to skip the topic, and the past let him pass, and this matter was taken by Detective Sherlock after Su Lin's conspiracy. Moritia successfully unraveled the clues and drew an end.

"Where are you going?" Klein glanced at Su Lin, then at Zhongli and Yufeng, and asked.

"Zhongli plans to go back to Teyvat, take this bear kid shopping before leaving." Su Lin flicked the hidden immortal source, and the crisp sound jingled.

"You're the bear child." Yu Feng said viciously: "Sect Master Dog return my account!" My fans are still waiting for me! The deity promised to take her on the way! ”

The other party is the only person who has maintained great respect for him Yufeng during this period of time.

One mouthful, my brother Yufeng is invincible in the world, and my brother Yufeng has the posture of an emperor, which makes Yufeng so happy that he forgets the pain of being bullied by the big villain Su Lin during the day.

On that day, Yu Feng promised to take the other party into the path when the catastrophe was exhausted in the future.

But now he has been stirred up by Su Linhe, this is to make Emperor Yufeng a person who has no promise!

"How dare you say it!" Su Lin pulled out the hanger with a smile, and the other party arched into Zhongli's arms in fright.

Klein has a strange face, he hasn't seen him for a week, how do you feel that this little guy is crooked, more modern than him?

And

"Are you going with you? This may be good for your 'wind chill'. Su Lin teased: "When Zhongli goes back, you will come to teach this bear child." ”

The content of the course assigned to Klein is actually very simple, after all, his system is different.

The introductory course is to open the mythical biomorphology, where the student can look directly at him during the lesson, and then remove the other person's contamination when the student is about to get out of control.

The full name of this course is 'Survival in the Wild - Madness & Twist':

By allowing students to gradually adapt to the 'Restraint Teacher', increase students' resistance, and exercise students' coping skills in contact, so that students can deal with different enemies in the heavens and worlds rich in ecological species - provided that students do not go crazy first.

"Okay." Klein shrugged, strictly speaking, he is the physical education teacher, since Su Lin, the head teacher, said that the physical education teacher is sick, then he will be cured.

Rongcheng.

The sound of car horns and the noise of pedestrians on the street turned the already somewhat crowded street into a pot of porridge tumbling up and down.

"Although it is a business district and it coincides with the weekend, will there be too many people today?" Su Lin looked around, and the crowd of people walked out of the subway entrance, from the shopping mall, and from the shops on the side of the road.

"It's like some kind of festival." Zhongli said softly, and Yu Feng in his arms looked curiously at this city dominated by reinforced concrete buildings.

Pedestrians passing by around are dressed in all sorts of clothes, some are fancy, some are simple, and some are mavericks.

Of course, most of these people are mainly couples of a man and a woman, and many people will look at this side when they pass by Su Lin and his party.

After all, several people belong to the good-looking kind, and holding a child in their arms is even more eye-catching.

Su Lin saw a few Hanfu girls selling flowers at the entrance of the mall, the corners of his mouth twitched, and he said: "Today is May 20th, but I went out shopping with two big men holding a bear child. ”

Fortunately, he also pulled a Klein, otherwise the scene would have been extremely embarrassing.

"I've never been interested in business holidays that don't have statutory holidays." Klein reflected on his IT career, where he worked overtime at his company and was paid at least three times as much, "and you should reflect on why you went out with us." ”

Zhongli lifted his chin with his thumb and said, "Is May 20th a special holiday in this world?" ”

"Online Valentine's Day, one Valentine's Day is not enough, and such a show is made." Su Lin pretended to touch something from his bag, but actually took out a bottle of fire-based divine power dye, "Do you want to call Zhang Chulan?" ”

"What?" Klein was puzzled: "Bachelor team building?"

"Forget it." Su Lin still didn't incarnate as the god of the FFF group in the end, it was too child's play, and there was a limit to the whole life.

The group walked from Chenghua Avenue to Erxian Bridge, because Yufeng was tired of walking and flashed from Erxian Bridge to the magic capital.

In a hidden corner, several people regained their original appearance.

"Don't you have to hide it?" Klein turned his head and asked Su Lin, although their group had changed their appearance, they had just flashed from the Erxian Bridge to the Demon Capital in full view of everyone.

"Anyway, it's no secret that there are immortal cultivators in this world." Su Lin pointed to the very strong rat sign of the legal department in front of him and said, "Child, just throw it here." ”

"Playground." Zhongli raised his chin with his thumb and said, "It's not bad to experience it." ”

"Childish, do you want to use this foolish thing to please mortal children?" Yu Feng clasped his hands disdainfully, and his head was thrown aside.

Su Lin smiled and said, "In terms of universal rationality, indeed. ”

Yu Feng saw that Su Lin rarely knew the current affairs so well, and said with a smile: "It's good that you know." ”

A moment later

Su Lin, Zhongli, and Klein got on an indoor space roller coaster, each holding an ice cream in their hands to keep Yu Feng in place.

In the corners of the security inspector's constantly beating eyes and Yu Feng's stunned expression, Su Lin waved his hand and said:

"It's a little naïve for a child, but it's just right for an adult."

Klein nodded and said, "You don't move around here." ”

Su Lin: "Wuhu~~~!" ”

Yu Feng watched them go farther and farther along the roller coaster until they disappeared in front of him, and he stopped talking, his little face full of grievances.

The security inspector shook his head, the future of this child is really miserable for such a parent. Aren't you really afraid that the traffickers will abduct this child?

"The spiritual root is self-generated, the spirit of the world is beautiful, and the charm of the mountains and rivers is contained!" A familiar exclamation came from the side, "There are such good seedlings at this point in time!?" ”

Yu Feng stopped his aggrieved expression, turned his head and saw that Su Lin was holding a girl's hand, followed by a girl with the same appearance.

He took out a lollipop from his pocket, squatted down and said with a smile towards Yufeng: "Little brother, do you want to learn from the big pigeon~Learn to cultivate immortals~"

The security inspector's eyes widened, and he looked at the person squatting in front of Yu Feng for a while, and then turned his head to look at the dark tunnel, his eyes full of surprise.

Luo Shengying also asked curiously, "Little brother, where are your parents?" Why are you here alone? ”

Yu Feng's eyes rolled and he didn't know what he was thinking, he suddenly smiled and shouted at Sutoni: "Baba~~." ”

(End of chapter)