Chapter 308: Does Anyone Want to Buy the System?

"Is that Keqing over there? It's better than a paper man. Su Lin's face was slightly red after drinking some wine, and he looked at the purple-haired girl who was packing miscellaneous pieces on the cattle offal stall in the distance with a telescope: "I traveled through countless worlds just to see her, and I was in tears, who understands my family?" Oh, Mingfei, you know the feeling of unrequited love, right? ”

"I don't understand!" Lu Mingfei was like a fried cat, and wailed: "Big brother! I beg you not to be weird, my girlfriend is still over there!! ”

Su Lin can be shameless, but he Lu Ming can't be embarrassed!

"I'm more curious about how you recognize it at a glance, isn't there a difference between a paper person and a real person?" Xiao Yan took a cup of draft beer full of drunken dreams and touched a glass with Li Huowang, and by the way, he took out a sobering pill for himself to eat.

Zhongli said on the side: "I told Yu Hengxing when he just passed downstairs. ”

When Zhongli said this, he rejected Meng Qi's application by the way, and raised his glass to Su Lin, who was acting as a live broadcast camera.

"Don't you just like paper people?" Crane learned the lesson of the last time, and took the lead in solving the cake with a tray in his hand, and the chocolate-like texture and unique creamy flavor spread through the cavity: "Of course, if you are interested in leaving the ranks of singles, all my secret couples can raise their hands to support them. ”

It's just that the woman has encountered such a guy, but it's better than the group of friends suffering.

MacArthur, a famous five-star general, said: 'Give Su Lin the strength to do whatever he wants, and he even dares to have fun with Ye Fan above the sacrificial road.' ’

Irena sighed lightly, sat on the chaise longue with a flushed face, and said with her own magical chains imprisoned, "Has this guy finally exposed his ambitions!" It's terrifying, and I need to be careful as the object of his longing."

Su Linpi said with a smile: "I suggest that you be a dumb person, there is also a three-dimensional gap between the paper man and the paper man." ”

"Blind dates in different worlds, indulge in delicious food." Lu Mingfei's eyes lit up and proposed, "Think about it?" ”

"I like flowers, do you let me smell them when I pluck them; I like the wind, do you let the wind stop; I like clouds, do you just let them cover me; I love the sea, so why don't I just go diving into the sea? Su Lin shook his head, looked up at Mingyue, and said, "You are too low and too superficial for the purity of the word "liking" Lu Mingfei, I am very disappointed in you." ”

Han Li nodded, "My generation of cultivators, some things must be done against the sky, but some things must be pursued by nature. ”

Purple Gold Dragon: "Whew! Affectionate enough, Uncle Long likes it! ”

Lu Mingfei opened his mouth wide, he was already affected by the drunken immortal brew, and now his head couldn't turn around.

"100 percent duplicate check rate." Klein said, drawing evidence of historical projections.

"You kid is sullen." Ye Fan drank a glass of wine, and the visible spirit overflowed from his mouth and nose, he took a long breath, leaned over to Su Lin's side and raised his eyebrows and said, "You ask yourself, these beauties in our group, you dare to say that you haven't been moved?" ”

Su Lin was silent.

The corners of Ye Fan's mouth lifted, revealing a smile that everyone understands, is it possible that Su Lin's sullen is really too ruthless to cultivate the heavens? Anyway, he was the first to believe it.

"Although rabbits don't eat the grass next to the nest, you're not a rabbit." Xiao Yan squeezed his eyebrows and said.

Seeing that several people around him were looking at him, Su Lin took out an iron trash can from history with an expressionless face and threw it in front of Xing, who was already slightly drunk and misty-eyed.

Ping Pong Bang –

The sound of the trash can touching the ground and the tin lid rising and closing was a bit harsh, which made Xing sober up a little.

With a reddish expression and an astonishing sparkle in her eyes, as if something of great exploration value appeared in front of her, she opened the tin cover, and the upper half of her body went inside.

"How is it a crayfish?"

Ye Fan: "."

Su Lin asked Kaguya of Penglai Mountain a little farther away, "Kaguya, what are you eating?" ”

"Grilled offal." Penglai Mountain Huiye held a skewer in his right hand and a glass of wine in his left hand, eating and drinking without the image of a princess: "Do you want to have a little?" The turkey skewers are probably mixed with a little of the concubine's internal organs. ”

She pulled out a few more skewers that were still steaming.

Lu Mingfei's expression was distorted, and he shuddered and took two steps back: "There is really such a setting, haha"

I thought the skewers were very fragrant just now, and Li Huowang, who wanted to have a little bit, suddenly withdrew his outstretched hand, what is this beautiful girl talking about?!

Xiao Yan: "."

Just now, the other party borrowed a fire from himself to roast this thing

"Thanks, no need." Su Lin kept smiling and pointed at Irena with his thumb: "Oh, there's another human crumb here. ”

Whoosh –

Su Lin easily dodged the magic bullets and ice picks, and after spinning seven hundred and twenty degrees in the air, he dodged dimensional cracks that could tear through space, but stepped on a bursting alchemy trap the moment he landed.

The flames were all over the sky, and the monks not far away thought that the organizers had set off fireworks, and were applauding and shouting for a few more.

When Su Lin crawled out of the whirlpool of a bunch of dimensional cracks, there was an extra piece of cream cake on his face, his expression was indifferent, and he said, "If I am guilty, God will judge me." ”

I really want to go back to the days before I practiced Tianwang, and I should have been a good-looking party at that time.

"Although I think you're a crumb too." Ye Fan looked at Su Lin, who was not injured, but had a ball of cream on his face, and after thinking twice, he said, "But I'm sorry." ”

Xiao Yan nodded, looked at Su Lin guiltily, and said, "I'm sorry." ”

"I only have respect for all the beauties in the group, and I don't think anything wrong." Zhang Chulan was a little disillusioned in his eyes, raised his glass and said, "Don't say it, it's all in the wine." ”

Tons and tons of tons!

Zhongli smiled helplessly, and by the way, rejected Meng Qi's application for entry again.

"Drink slowly, tonight has just begun." Su Lin took out a pot of enlightenment tea from the historical projection and poured a cup for everyone: "You're welcome, use this to wake up the bar, with Mr. Fool here tonight, we can realize the freedom of enlightenment tea." ”

"I thank you." Klein held the teacup firmly, and the other party meant that when the spirit was not enough, let Crane make up the number.

"Enlightenment tea?" Li Huowang curiously glanced at the enlightenment tea in the cup that seemed to have a Taoist rhyme, just smelling it made him feel refreshed, and he actually had an understanding of some of the details of the cultivation of the true law.

"It's a good thing, but it's a pity." Ye Fan suddenly became dumb when he said this, his hand holding the teacup trembled, and the few words left in his throat seemed to be stuck, making him unable to speak.

And Zhong Li and Han Li also looked over at this time, they looked at the tea in their hands and then at Li Huowang.

For a while, all that was left of the originally lively atmosphere was the sound of the tin trash cans colliding, the sound of Luffy chewing, and the sound of the guests sleeping soundly

"Unfortunately, what's wrong?" Li Huowang was puzzled.

Ye Fan's smile became more and more stiff, Xiao Yan's pupils were shaken, and Klein silently took out a new pot of enlightenment tea from history.

With the violent reaction of the Big Bang, a calculation formula appeared in everyone's minds at this moment.

Historical projection / magic projection + Li Huowang = ???

Ye Fan slapped his eyes, took a deep breath, and seemed to see some kind of future.

Something that is close to the real, or something that is originally real and only exists for a short time, adds a little bit of mental element to it

What is true? What is fake? You say ours is fake? But what we're selling here is real.

"What a pity! The output of this enlightenment tea is too small, and it is difficult for ordinary monks to enjoy this kind of fruit! Su Lin looked up to the sky and sighed, took out a box of three pieces of enlightenment tea that had been given to Venerable Bai from history, and said:

"We want more here, come, Huowang, you're welcome, these can be preserved for a long, long time, take good care."

When Li Huowang heard this, his eyes were a little moist again, since he left the past world, he met a lot of friends from other worlds, everyone was very good, and now he even took out this precious tea to give it to himself.

"Huowang, let's talk." Ye Fan picked up the bench and sat directly next to Li Huowang, picked up the wine glass and touched it:

"You see, this person is always indispensable in the process of cultivation, and I know a little bit about your world, Brother Ye."

"There aren't many serious cultivation consumables at all, except for relying on the rules of the Heavenly Dao, other powers to strengthen themselves are also distorted."

"Having said all that, have you ever considered earning some resources in other worlds to strengthen yourself? It is necessary to know that no matter how powerful the power of a foreign object is, it is still a foreign object, and accepting it for oneself is the right way. ”

"Brother Ye, of course I've thought about it, but in my current situation, I can't do anything in other powerful worlds." Li Huowang said with some shame.

"Nope! I don't allow you to say that about yourself! Ye Fan grabbed Li Huowang's shoulders and said:

"You must have a belief that I am invincible, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth! Among us here, who is naturally strong and who is naturally respectful?! ”

"I'm very optimistic about you, let's just say, we are all very optimistic about you! In the future, there will be a place for you in the heavens and all the worlds! ”

The corners of Xiao Yan's mouth twitched, but he didn't speak.

Li Huowang's eyes widened slightly, and a warm current flowed through his heart, and he didn't know how to respond to everyone's expectations for a while.

"Thank you."

Before Li Huowang finished speaking, Ye Fan took a storage bag from Wei Gong Shirou and handed it to Li Huowang.

Ye Fan said seriously:

"Remember, our Shatian Chamber of Commerce only sells genuine versions, these are the investments of our Chamber of Commerce in you, take out the weapon and smash him when you meet a demon or monster!"

"Don't pick it up after smashing it, that thing is dirty, we don't want it, come to us when it's used up."

Li Huowang checked it, and there were at least a thousand weapons in the storage bag handed over by the other party! Among them, there are many powerful and terrifying divine soldiers!

"That's enough." Emiya Shirou gave a thumbs up.

"Really, but I can't take that!" Li Huowang felt that he should not accept so many gifts.

"Let your kid take it!" Ye Fan was discussing the matter of shares in order to monopolize the transmission of sound to everyone, and at the same time said to Li Huowang:

"If you don't want to go, just drink this wine!"

"I'm the future Emperor of Heaven, can I still lie to you?"

Li Huowang looked around, only to see that everyone was throwing encouraging and kind glances at him, and for a while, even he no longer felt so hopeless about those scenes in the future story.

"If there is a place for me in the future, please speak directly!" Li Huowang picked up the wine glass and took a sip directly, the powerful immortal power spread throughout his body, combing his meridians, and at the same time, his soul was gradually nourished.

Bang dang

After Li Huowang fell on the table, Ye Fan walked straight towards Klein and Su Lin, raised his glass and said, "Welcome to join the Heaven Covering Chamber of Commerce!" ”

Klein pretended to hesitate and asked, "I suggest only doing high-end market, but what target group can I sell to?" ”

"It's really sold to normal customers, it's not so real genuine" The corners of Ye Fan's mouth grinned:

"The human world, various killer organizations, and primeval creatures will be born in a few years, and besides, we have to take a long-term view."

"Isn't your enemy in the heavens and all the worlds very good? Even if it doesn't exist now, won't it exist in the future? ”

Zhong Li said to Han Li, "I have already been in contact with the hostile forces in your immortal realm, so maybe you can consider it. ”

Hearing this, Han Li thought for a few seconds before a smile rose at the corner of his mouth and bowed slightly.

Klein seriously doubted that after some time, after these people grew up, they might not even let Adam go, and some things would be added to the projection, fantasy, mind, and magic after refining

Amen.

Covering the sky genuine Chamber of Commerce.

"Give me the resources to accumulate there." Klein raised his glass and said, "Happy working together, my friend." ”

"Cheers!" XN

The other monks who were more powerful in the table also raised their glasses, although they didn't know why the seniors were so happy, but in short, the toast was over.

After another half or so hour, the so-called Bacchus of Mondstadt was lying under the table, dreaming of an empty jade bottle.

"Hiccup!" Lu Mingfei burped: "So, the faster you drink, the faster you get drunk, the slower you drink, the slower you get drunk, I've found the trick." ”

"Otherwise, do you think a few of us want to toast table by table, what I have in my hand is drunk life and dream death, and they drink drunk immortal brew." Su Lin stood on the table, holding the recovered half bottle of Drunken Immortal Brew above his head, and laughed wildly:

"Everything was planned, wryyy!!"

"This is the Emperor's Mind." Ye Fan carried the Black Emperor who had fallen asleep, although he was a little unsteady on his feet, but he was able to act normally: "Brother Yan, hurry up and boil water!" Who has green onions, ginger and garlic? ”

"Brother, don't eat dogs!" The little girl shouted holding the juice.

"Okay." Ye Fan was only half-drunk and had not yet lost consciousness, he could control his instincts, he put the Black Emperor down, and looked at Duan De in a dazed manner, thinking about something.

"But then again, you still have to practice down-to-earth." Xiao Yan carried Song Shuhang back from another table, holding two jade bottles in his hands, and said:

"After all, you can't always expect the outbreak of a crisis, and you can't expect the plug-in to arrive."

"Aha, I'm sorry, Su Lin, aren't I talking about you, your previous cultivation problem has been solved?"

Xiao Yan put the jade bottle on the table, and after sitting down seemingly casually, he glanced at Han Li, Ye Fan and the others.

"Huh? Who is saying that Big Guy Su Lin has a problem.." Zhang Chulan got up from the table, and after saying a word in a daze, she lay down on the table again: "My boss Su Lin has a panel... Can add a little bit of hoohoo"

Lu Mingfei held the drunk Eri Yi in his arms, and he was dizzy and puzzled: "Didn't you say that Su Lin had a system before?" ”

Han Li shook his head, his voice carrying the tiredness peculiar to a drunken person, as if he was holding on, and said:

"Compared with the existence of our respective opportunities, I always feel that things such as systems and panels are too bizarre, and even if they exist, in my spare time, we must think about the possible secrets behind them."

Zhongli propped his forehead, silently refining the strength in his body, and said softly:

"In fact, this kind of thing, like a chat group, is mostly something that we temporarily know and can't delve into the existence itself, and it doesn't affect the current use."

"But if you have the opportunity in the future, you can satisfy your curiosity by looking for the origins."

"yes, I think so too." Xiao Yan took a drink, looked at Su Lin, who was still drunk with immortal brew, and said, "Eh, by the way, Su Lin, do you have a system?" ”

"What's that? Hiccup-" Su Lin wiped the corners of his mouth and asked, "System?" ”

"That's right." Xiao Yan flashed in front of Su Lin in an instant, grabbed the other party's shoulders, and shook vigorously: "Tell you Brother Yan secretly, what kind of system is on your body, okay!" No! Yes! ”

Basically, he guessed that there was a system on this thing, but he just couldn't help but wonder what the system was, this thought was like a cat scratching in his heart a long time ago, and whenever Su Lin took out those strange props comparable to Doraemon, he wanted to know where the other party came up with them.

Today, under the combined effect of Sauce Fragrance Technology, Drunken Immortal Brew, and Five Generations of Hybrid Peach, Xiao Yan, who was incomparably inflated, decided to be the first to try whether he was a cat with nine lives out of curiosity.

"I want you to admit it yourself, quick!" Xiao Yan strangled Su Lin's neck, and the two fell backwards and knocked over a lot of empty dishes and bowls: "Say!" You have the system! Otherwise I won't be able to sleep tonight!! ”

"I have the system. You.. Trample.. Can the horse not come so close to me?" Su Lin weakly patted the other party's hand on his neck: "I don't do it."

Su Lin's words were like an antidote to Xiao Yan's curiosity was completely satisfied, Xiao Yan's brows stretched, his eyes slowly closed, and after asking, his heart was much more comfortable, and he didn't want to resist when the alcohol gradually came up.

Just go to bed like that, and talk about the rest when you wake up

It's a little impulsive, but those weird things have a place to come, cool

"Well, the system. . . Here, let me go."

What system is here, isn't the system on you?

Before closing his eyes, Xiao Yan saw Su Lin raise his right hand and hold a small golden ball in his hand.

"The strongest gastronomy system! See, I only got to the hands some time ago hahahahaha!! ”

Xiao Yan, who had just closed his eyes, opened his eyes suddenly, and in an instant, he was covered in blood.

I saw Su Lin turn his head, although his face was drunk, but it was not at all as drunk as he was just now, and his expression was full of swagger and excitement.

He looked at Xiao Yan, who was bloodshot and looked destined to be unable to sleep tonight, and said, "Does anyone want to buy it?" Friendship price, sell yourself. ”

"!!"

Tons and tons of tons!

"Drink!" Xiao Yan had already drunk five glasses of wine in a row, drunk immortal brewing and drunken dreams and deaths mixed drinking, and even his hands were a little unsteady: "You definitely did this thing on purpose!" ”

"Sell yourself systematically! Sign a deed of sale and have a system, and from then on to the pinnacle of life! Su Lin shook the golden bead in his hand at first, and finally threw it into the dimensional pocket behind him: "Why can't I use it,!" ”

(End of chapter)