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Emiya Shirou: "."

All the condiments and ingredients in the kitchen have been emptied, along with the Chinese pot that I just bought. Gone.

What did you just do?

He looked at the black spatula left in his hand, and subconsciously took a breath, the smell of participation in the air rushed into the tip of his nose.

"Gross!"

Hurriedly opened the window to ventilate, and at this moment he also saw the world tree that covered the sky and the sun.

"Has Klein become a god? I really should have done nothing. ”

He wasn't too worried, after all, there wouldn't be much of a problem with Su Lin here.

Well. Probably.

At least the problem should be solved and the plan to prevent the ruling should be prepared in advance.

Emiya Shirou opened the refrigerator and looked at the clock hanging on the top of the door, and decided to go out to buy while the shopping street was still closed.

Brush –

The moment he opened the door, he froze, and a gray-haired girl crouched in the doorway, with a . Tin cover?!

"The effect should have passed"

"I know let me be quiet."

Li Huowang: "I just took the wrong road inexplicably, and then half of the Dan furnace fell from the sky and smashed me half to death." ”

Li Huowang: "Whose thing is this?" ”

Li Huowang: [Picture]

Xiao Yan: "Brother's stove!" Brother's Baby Stove !! Klein!!! ”

Zhang Chulan: "How is this a little familiar. ”

Zijin Shenlong: "My stomach is so supportive.. It's strange, there is something in Uncle Long's stomach. ”

Ye Fan: "."

Ye Fan: "It's good that I'm not here." ”

Song Shuhang: "I'll just say why I feel wrong as soon as I enter the game, congratulations to Mr. Ke!" ”

Song Shuhang: "But why do you feel that the surroundings are dark and wet, where am I?" ”

Su Lin: "Your promotion doesn't come with a loading progress bar, and you succeeded in one go?" ”

Fusheng Xuanhuang Tianzun: "Fate is like this. ”

Han Li: "It's Brother Zhou himself, right?" ”

Su Lin: "Probably not, it's time to be a god killer." ”

Klein: "Just kidding, don't take it seriously. ”

Klein: "The ceremony went surprisingly well, and it just fell into place. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that the identity of the player itself is a kind of foolishness. ”

Lu Mingfei: "There is good news and bad news. ”

Lu Mingfei: "The good news is that the plan is very successful, and by absorbing the power in the sea of imaginary numbers, this super-large alchemy matrix that integrates the three miracles of conceptual armament, time reversal, and space opening up has been successfully fixed. ”

Lu Mingfei: "The bad news is that when I just lowered my intelligence... It seems that a tail has whipped something suspected of being a Chaldean spaceship, who is going to see if the people on it are still alive? ”

Klein: "."

Su Lin: "It's not suspicious. Right? ”

Crane: "I'll take a look." ”

Countless points of light emerged from the fog of history, and in the time that passed, they flowed quietly and had many tributaries, and those were transparent and twisted spirit insects.

Anchors? Naturally, there is.

Although there are a lot of strange shallow believers.

He found a little bit of humanity in these anchors, and suppressed the madness and whispering.

"Let's cooperate......"

"We are one......

"The adventures you have make you valuable, and I will not erase your soul and will......"

"Accept me, there is no disadvantage for you, it is easy to find Amon......"

"This time, the pillar is not the end, but our starting point......"

"All essentia belongs to us......"

A strange and familiar whisper echoed in Crane's mind, making him want to agree with the idea.

This is the imprint of the mad spirit of Antigonus's transcendent nature, and the chaos that he is destined to face after becoming a fool, which has nothing to do with whether the ritual goes smoothly or not, but is a norm.

"I'm Mingrui Zhou, and I'm also Klein. Moretti. Crane pressed the mask on his face with one hand, and with the other he took out the bronze eyeball ornament, dripping a drop of the river of eternal darkness onto the mask.

The frantic whines and roars echoing in my ears gradually became quieter, as if the volume had been turned down by the remote control.

"Whew-"

Klein let out a long breath, although he did not have the treatment of a psychiatrist, without the influence of Zarathu's brand and the urgency of desperate promotion, his initial stabilization was much faster.

He looked underneath the cloak, and one after another slippery tentacles stretched out, and in his hand he took out a talisman of the Pure Heart Mantra, a spell scroll of the Song of Light, and a stone amber on his chest.

Soon, the tentacles retracted, and by this time he was able to take full control of himself.

"Don't push Lai Lai out there." Crane retracted the mask, took a top hat out of the hole in history, and transformed the cloak into a black evening gown with gold thread trim:

"It's much more comfortable now."

The power of other worlds is so easy to use that you don't even need to make an appointment with a psychiatrist.

He looked back at the palace behind him, where Antigonus was sitting on a huge stone chair with some dazing in his eyes.

"Interested in becoming an angel in the Church of Fools?"

After getting the other party's answer to think about it, Klein nodded slightly, and a smile appeared on the corner of his mouth:

"Well, we'll see you later."

The palace was hidden, and everything seemed to have never appeared, and the light and shadow in the divine realm over there shook their heads, and seemed to put away their long swords with some regret.

"Even if you say so."

"The spaceship is like this, I'm afraid it will take a while to return."

Fujimaru Rika looked at BB suspiciously and asked, "What just happened?" Why am I not impressed? ”

The sides of the spaceship were slightly shattered and dented, and it was now like this with an energy shield, and I don't know if there was any damage to its interior.

But BB's attitude is also strange.

I used to say that I wanted to come here, and I was one of the most active servants, but now my attitude has changed dramatically.

"Don't worry about it so much, let's just transfer the spirit son back." BB's expression was serious, "I can't stay here anymore." ”

At this time, the other people on the spaceship also recovered from their previous strange state, the hatch was opened, and the first to appear from inside was Abigail, who was running in small steps and holding a puppet.

"Master! Abigail said anxiously, "Father says it's dangerous here!" The one seems to be awake."

"Wake up for what?" Fujimaru Rika was stunned when she saw that Abigail hadn't finished speaking, and just wanted to ask, but she saw a reflection in the other party's eyes.

BB looked sideways at his side, and it was the man who had just crossed the distance of space and appeared here in the blink of an eye.

She immediately changed her smile and said, "Isn't this Mr. Fool?" What the wind is blowing you in. ”

Although the tone was casual, it was devoid of the banter and madness of the previous time in Chaldea...

Fujimaru Rika instantly understood something, and she subconsciously shuddered.

'Is it a misunderstanding?!' ’

For some reason, Klein showed a standard smile of business style, and at the same time took off his top hat and greeted:

"Good evening, Miss BB, and all of you in Chaldea."

"I didn't expect you to be here, it's great to see you safe and sound."

Quite a gentlemanly greeting, and the concern in the tone does not seem to be fake.

His gaze swept over the group of servants, and he stopped for two seconds as he looked at Van Gogh, and the thought of asking them to paint a sunflower flashed through his mind.

Recently, on the earth of Su Lin's world, it seems that the activity funds are a little insufficient.

“.” Van Gogh took two steps back and hid behind Jacques de Molay.

Klein noticed a hint of strangeness, but didn't delve into anything, just politely changed the subject:

"Miss BB, did you invite me to come this time?"

Everyone knew that Chaldea was supposed to be investigating the Hearsay Belt, but Klein still chose to use the last 'meeting' as a buffer.

Of course, if you do invite me over, I will have something to delay. Klein thought to himself.

BB crossed his waist and smiled: "That ceremony will take a while~ I will definitely invite you when the time comes, Mr. Fool~"

"Well, if there's anything you need help with, please let me know." Klein nodded, and put the top hat back on his head:

"Maybe I can help."

“.” BB smiled and was silent for a few seconds, then said:

"I don't need it for the time being, speaking of which, this time it's really a big move, Mr. Fool!"

"Didn't you say you made a deal with the Suppression? What a mess this place again. ”

Shouldn't you love chaos?

Although Klein was puzzled, he smiled and set his eyes on Rika Fujimaru:

"I'm also curious about this, I was fine two hours ago, but my inhibition suddenly changed."

"Out of desperation, in order to keep this world alive from being adjudicated, we were forced to carry out some coercive measures, and I am afraid that there is some misunderstanding here."

"Please rest assured, after the misunderstanding between us and the inhibition is resolved, we will do a good job in the aftermath as soon as possible, don't look at me like this, in fact, I am quite good at the aftermath."

Is it lifted?!

That's not a misunderstanding! You can't have already done anything to the world, do you?!

Rika Fujimaru endured the fear in her heart and smiled back at Klein:

"Mr. Aclane, no, Mr. Fool, so that's so, I see, and I'm relieved that you say so."

"I don't know what happened just now, our ship is a little wrong now, wait for the ship to be repaired. Well, let's use the spirit to transfer away. ”

Hearing this, Klein took a few steps to the right with his cane, raised his hand against his chin and looked at it for a moment, then turned to look at Rika Fujimaru, and said with a smile:

"We just held a ceremony, although it was an unintentional influence, but I have an unshirkable responsibility for this matter."

"Therefore, I give you a chance to make a wish, and you can make me a wish to repair this imaginary submarine."

The Fool has the power to blind the mind, and when the ritual is performed, its influence reaches the extreme and cannot be controlled, just as when 'Mr. Wrong' Amon became a god, everything in the world with the concept of 'door' was forcibly opened, and the gods could not stop it.

Fujimaru Rika asked, "That. Does this wish come at a cost? ”

Klein was quite satisfied with Rika Fujimaru's cautiousness, which was a good quality to live in their world.

"Of course not, this is my personal little apology to you." Klein smiled and said:

"And at the cost or something"

"Although our Church of Fools is not famous, not as good as Taoism, the Cross Church and the Norse gods, I am also a righteous god, and I am not a strange evil god."

Rika Fujimaru was stunned.

It seems that the other party doesn't know that they have finished watching the TV series

Obviously, the whole church is playing the role of one person.

Although I don't know why the current fool has less monocles, but if you think about it carefully, the other party after the reversal has always been quite human, and he didn't hurt the people who strayed in the Garden of Eden, and even wanted to prevent the group of beings from waking up at the beginning.

BB laughed, "Can I keep this wish for my Master?" Submarines we can repair ourselves. ”

Klein glanced at the other party and bowed slightly: "Of course it's no problem, it's compensation." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he glanced at the news that popped up in the group.

"Well, before repairing it, why don't you go to the Emiya's house and take a rest? Tonight, I had a supper made by Mr. Emiya, and it was delicious. ”

Anyway, without giving the Chaldeans time to react and refuse, Crane snapped his fingers and fooled the process from departure to arrival.

The next moment, the Chaldean people had already arrived at the island cave in the Wei Palace, the sun was shining, the sea breeze was blowing, and the imaginary submarine was parked on the beach as if it was stranded.

Crane had opened the door to the cave and stepped into the hallway, waving his hand at everyone:

"I still have some things, so I'm out of company."

The moment he turned around, Irena wore a pure white towel around her neck, wiped her face with one hand, and walked over with Su Lin's collar whose hands and feet were divided by the dimension.

"What's wrong?"

"Little thing, he promised to accompany me to do a little magic experiment."

"From the point of view of the authority of the soothsayer's lineage, this is not the ontology."

"That bastard lied to me"

Irena threw Su Lin in her hand towards the island cave, and at the same time gestured with her fingers to make a pistol motion.

Rumble!!!

A thick beam of magic enveloped Su Lin and flew towards the end of the sea.

Seconds later, a tsunami and a mushroom cloud rose from sea level.

"Let's go, Meng Qi said that there is something to find us, let everyone gather."

The two of them faded away, and the footsteps became quieter, but the unclosed door seemed to represent that their personal freedom was not restricted.

The people of Chaldea looked at each other, but their expressions were extremely solemn, of course, except for the Valhalla Palace and Zhidu, one person covered his head with a strange expression, and the other seemed to be in a good mood.

"Judging by the expression, you all think that witch is a violent maniac, right? Indeed, the heart is too narrow-minded. Su Lin appeared from the air on the side and helped the people of Chaldea disperse the tsunami by the way:

"Your face is not good-looking, is it because you are too tired to save people? I'll show you this. ”

Rika Fujimaru shook her head violently and said, "It's okay! ”

"Young people need to know how to combine work and rest." Su Lin casually released a blessing spell, and his figure disappeared into the air:

"Suppression, this moody thing, and don't pay you a salary, what kind of life."

Matthew was a little worried: "Senior."

Fujimaru Rika shook her head: "It's okay, we're here to investigate this matter." ”

"We are not strong enough to mention that we are not a threat at all." Ermelo II stood on the seashore in the distance and looked into the distance, the cigarette in his hand was already half burning:

"Come to think of it, the other party almost knows what we're here for."

Taigong hopes to hide the Yuan Shi Tianzun, and he will definitely not hide the Yuan Shi Tianzun.

Ultimately.

They don't care.

The shattering tsunami rained down from the sky, drenching the crowd and extinguishing the cigarette in the hand of Ermelo II.

(End of chapter)