Chapter 399: How Many Brothers Are Playing Cosplay?
Shawarma barbecue two blocks away in the center of New York, a common barbecue in the Middle East.
The United States cocked his hips and pestle his head in the middle in a daze, probably remembering his first love?
Tony Stark was silent as he shoved a piece of roast meat into his mouth, leaning back on the bench, chewing repeatedly as much as he tried to control his facial expressions.
Well, I guess the roast wasn't to his taste. β
Hell, he's almost forgotten who recommended this barbecue restaurant to him.
But if it's an employee under his control, then the next time he goes to work, he will kick that person's ass with his leather shoes and tell him to go to the HR department to get an N+1 salary.
No, I'm going to buy this shop and promote that guy to be a food supervisor and taste this bunch of stuff every day.
Let's chirp, chirp
Stark would come to his senses, maybe he should say something to liven up the atmosphere, but the shriveled chunk of meat that couldn't chew and didn't have any juice or flavor was stuck in his throat.
My God.
The last time I was kidnapped by terrorists in the Middle East, the food tasted better than this piece of meat.
Do you want to spit it out?
He casually glanced at the male protagonist of "Breaking Point" who was wearing armor and cloak and liked to use a hammer, and the other party's eyes were glancing in his direction.
It seems that the Arabic breadboard with cheese, lettuce and pickled cucumber doesn't taste good either. β
It can also be served with pancakes wrapped in minced meat, sauces, and salads, although I haven't eaten them, it is reasonable to say that they are not unpalatable, after all, this thing is also known as the sandwich of the Middle East.
How bad can a sandwich be?
Tony. Stark picked up a tissue and wiped his palm, then wiped the grease from the corner of his mouth as he stared at the door, hoping that a gang of robbers would break in.
'Seriously, why don't you eat it?' I know it's not good to waste, but you don't have to torture yourself as a god like that. β
The big guy on the side shoved the pair of curled things into his mouth again, Tony. Stark glanced at it quickly out of the corner of his eye, and then couldn't help but admire.
He decided to swallow the lump in his mouth after another 510 seconds and taste the fries on the table.
One or two. Three. [Welcome to join the Heavens Chat Group.] γ
He stopped chewing abruptly and rubbed his eyes.
γThis group is committed to building. γ
Tony. Stark was propped up from the bench he had just leaned on, his back straight, and he swallowed the roast.
"Ahem.. cough cough cough .. Cough! β
"Tony?"
"OK, I'm fine!"
Banner grabbed a bit of minced meat and stuffed it into his mouth, "Okay. It seems to be very much to your taste, eat slowly, no one will rob you."
Tony. Stark felt some pain in the scraping of his throat, put one hand around his neck, and took a sip of Coke with the other.
But his attention was not on this, but he looked at the images that suddenly appeared in his mind and the words that kept swiping the screen and fell into shock
Meng Qi: "It's fierce, and the movie characters have come into reality." β
Meng Qi: "Amitabha, the poor monk's name is really determined, and I have seen all the new bosses in the group." β
Su Lin: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, the Poor Dao Law is too early, and I have seen all the new bosses in the group. β
Klein: "May God's love and the Holy Spirit's touch be with you, Amen." β
Emiya Shirou: "I'm a little confused."
Li Huowang: "I'm a little dizzy. β
Su Lin: ", Brother Wolong!" I'll go look for the last bill."
Xiao Yan: "Who is the phoenix?" @εΆε‘"
Ye Fan: "Xiao Yanzi, wait for me to come back from the star field and refine with you." β
Lu Mingfei: "Iron Man! Downey! Sign me later! β
Luffy: "Hello guys! Welcome to the newlyweds! β
Zhang Chulan: "The gold content of the chat group is still rising, I am embarrassed to the big guys"
Song Shuhang: "It's okay, Brother Chu Lan, let's cultivate slowly." β
Han Li: "."
Zijin Shenlong: "@εΌ ζ₯ε², the corpse breeding land was given to you last time, and Uncle Long remembered that this person would not even have bones left after eating dragons." β
Ge Xiaolun: "Damn, what is this?" A new business for the Penguin Group? Iron Man?! I'm still Batman! β
Li Huowang: "Diversified Penguin Group. β
Ge Xiaolun: "Let's pull the calf, who's playing a prank?!" Watch out for my Galen's great sword on your head, and you'll know what cruelty is! β
Li Huowang: "Galen? Do you still have two friends named Zhao Xin and Jiawen? β
Ge Xiaolun: "It's Yaowen, not Jiawen!" The Demacia team of the Super Divine Academy is talking about the three of us! β
Ge Xiaolun, who was far away in his own world, was determined, and someone must be using high technology to trick him.
He squinted and looked at the two dicks in the same bedroom, Cheng Yaowen and Zhao Xin, these two guys shouldn't have that technology, this kind of high-tech product is not suitable for them.
The deflated calf named Li Huowang is still a friend, Lao Tzu is straight! Gender: male, female-loving!
But wait. What if it's true? No, no, no, telecom fraud is so rampant now, it's better to be careful, and play with them first.
It is said that as long as you can't wait when it comes to money, it must be a scammer.
Ge Xiaolun: "Where can I charge Q coins for this thing?" β
Li Huowang: "??? β
What's going on with this guy? Why are you Galen charging Q coins, do you want to buy yourself the skin of the God King?!
Zhongli: "Ladies and gentlemen, this group is a communication tool that runs through many different worlds, as described by the voices you heard when you joined the group. β
In the end, Zhongli still came out and briefly described the role of this chat group, and during Zhongli's popular science period, everyone did not send a message to swipe the screen.
Including the different universes in which everyone lives, the existence of related works in other worlds, how to enter messages in chat groups, how to use cross-border characters, etc., although the description is relatively brief, but it is very effective.
Ge Xiaolun: "Brothers are joking, right?" Isn't that even more outrageous than the group of aliens I fought! I see, you're playing cosplay, and I'm watching the movie! β
Tony. Stark: "I must be dreaming. β
Tony. Stark: "Hey man, why don't you just say you're an alien, so I'm okay with that, after all, I fought a lot of aliens two hours ago." β
Zhongli: "In terms of general reason, you can also think of us as aliens. β
Tony. Stark: "Thanks, I don't think I have to look up why this rotisserie is so bad with marijuana." β
Tony. Stark pondered for a moment, and while he borrowed the bathroom, he checked with Jarvis to confirm his condition, and he didn't detect any unusual fluctuations other than a slight fluctuation in his heart rate.
The brain is also not affected, of course, by some kind of higher technology.
He wiped his hands with absorbent paper, found the cashier of the barbecue restaurant who was still cleaning in the kitchen, threw out a bank card, and asked the Avengers to meet again in the evening.
"You must come to my house in the evening." Tony. Stark glanced at the chef behind him before winking at the crowd, "Trust me, there's something important. β
Naturally, he didn't want to talk about it, but to prevent himself from encountering any accidents.
Just in case, invite the rest of the Avengers over first, and if it's really okay after studying this chat group, then use other reasons to prevaricate.
Before leaving, he pinched a piece of barbecue meat and stuffed it into his mouth, the corners of his mouth rose on both sides, and he smiled at everyone.
It's the same unpalatable, and it seems that I didn't dream.
See Tony. Stark left in a hurry, and Thor put down the burrito in his hand and looked at the others and shrugged his shoulders: "It tastes good, won't he pack some and go back?" β
The gate of the Void God Realm is very thick and tall, there is chaos churning nearby, and there is a path behind the door that leads to the spirit realm.
Shi Hao was waiting for the rabbit here, waiting for a fairy Tianjiao to come in and be captured, but in the process of waiting, he found that there were these strange pictures and words in the soul.
At first, he thought that he had been contaminated with something ominous, or that he had fallen into some unique method, but after a while, he realized that this thing had another origin.
Shi Hao: "It's really a magical item, even more powerful than the Void God Realm, but why do I feel that your name is a little familiar?" β
Not long ago, he lost himself in the process of going to the Void God Realm, and by mistake walked into another world, which is suspected to be a world in the future.
At that time, he happened to strayed into the celebration banquet of a sect, he wanted to observe it, but he didn't expect to find that the heroic sect was extravagantly drinking with bottles of immortal wine, thanks to the large amount of immortal qi contained in the pair of immortal wine, plus he occasionally went to the master of the forbidden area to cultivate.
Now, the Immortal Spell can't help him.
Shi Hao: "Su Lin, Ye Fan, Xiao Yan. Providence Sect? β
Shi Hao: "Fellow Daoists, it seems that we have a good fate. β
Zijin Shenlong: "Where are you, big guy, seeing each other is fate, when Xiaolong was drunk, he lost his words."
Shi Hao: "If you don't fight, you don't know each other, the song of Taoist friends is still fresh in my memory." β
He was very impressed by the names of those people, as the saying goes, he spit out the truth after drinking, and these guys pointed at his nose and said bad things about him, especially the weird real dragon, and the song he made up was so good!
Su Lin: "Yo?! Sure enough, it's the same, hurry up, I'll ask you to get drunk with immortal brewing. β
Su Lin: "Where is the Holy Monument of my sect's preaching?" Yu Feng's little rabbit cub went to your world? @εΆε‘"
Ye Fan: "Borrow it from me, and I'll pay you back if I use it to smash some people." β
Su Lin: "Then what do I use to smash people?!" β
Aren't they from the same realm that day? On the Bronze Bird Altar, Shi Hao sat quietly, but he was extremely wary of this invitation called Su Lin.
Although he beat up this group of guys at the beginning, the situation suddenly changed later, and he was finally crushed by the other party.
If he hadn't suddenly woken up from his dream and returned to the present, the monument would have fallen on his head.
This is the way to send people home?!
Da.. Da. Boom, footsteps could be heard in the distance.
Shi Hao was taking the cross-border talisman in his hand and looking at it carefully, trying to study the talisman that appeared out of thin air, when he heard the footsteps of a "rabbit".
That's Yi Hai, a genius from the Immortal Realm.
"Who are you, and what are you doing here?" Yihai asked.
Shi Hao's eyes rolled for a moment, suddenly looked at Yi Hai over there, got up and said, "Brother Dao, please stay, I am a wilderness, entrusted by your sister to take you to that mysterious prison." β
"Wild? Yes, it should be you, who looks a little similar to the kid from the Qin family. He looked Shi Hao up and down, and his sneer turned into a gentle saying:
"Your unsuccessful brother is too weak, I have some guidance to him, and he has mentioned you in the process of guidance, and it is really as rumored."
"Didn't you fall under the Immortal Curse?"
When he saw Shi Hao for the first time, he thought that this was an unimaginable enemy, much more terrifying than he expected, and the spirit and power he displayed could never be the situation that he was about to be abolished after being hit by the Immortal Breaking Curse.
"I'm stronger than ordinary monks, and I can resist for a few more days." Shi Hao smiled:
"It's also just the right time to take advantage of the fact that I'm still cultivating these days to do something for a few Daoist friends in exchange for the convenience of my family in the upper realm."
Hearing Shi Hao's words, he immediately understood that this person was misled by his sworn brother and sister, and he couldn't help but sneer in his heart, "Stupid cute." β
The other party's younger brother was broken by him not long ago, and he easily stepped on his feet.
Convenient? If you have something to gain this time, you can indeed stop targeting the younger brother of the barren and take care of one or two, after all, there is still the Five Elements Mountain behind the other party.
"Hmm." His smile faded slightly, and his tone was a little more casual:
"Very good, what they mean is naturally what I mean, lead the way."
Now, the waste man in front of him still has one last bit of use value, and it is the best situation without turning his face.
The other party's face turned cold, but Shi Hao's smile became more and more obvious, which had a bit of flattering meaning in Yi Hai's eyes, and he was a little more disdainful in his heart.
Yi Hai urged: "Friends of the Wild Dao, don't waste time. β
"Wait a minute, take out the mysterious cage and we can go straight over." Shi Hao took out a talisman seal, and as soon as his mind moved, an azure portal appeared in front of the two of them.
For example, there is an extremely powerful spatial law that blocks the perception of divine consciousness, and there is an extremely mysterious method of concealment, although this door can be observed by the naked eye, but the divine consciousness cannot detect the existence of this thing at all.
"Please." Shi Hao put away the talisman seal and stretched out his hand in the direction of the door.
Yi Hai walked to the door and looked at it for a moment, although he knew that this door was not simple, but he did not rush to listen to the absurd words and entered.
He looked down on the wilderness, but he wasn't stupid enough to say whatever the other party said.
"Lead the way." Yi Hai gave instructions to Shi Hao.
"Yes." Shi Hao replied respectfully, which made Yi Hai relax a little, but he knew how high this person's heart was before.
But it was in this relaxing interval that Araku walked to his side and kicked out with lightning speed.
The brilliance of the treasure blossoms on the feet, and if the sun explodes, the thunder appears.
"You?!"
Although he had already taken precautions, Yi Hai didn't expect that a person who had been hit by the Immortal Breaking Spell would have such a fast speed, even if he could resolve this move, the horror in his heart still rose.
Shi Hao was also surprised, this person's strength is indeed not bad, he should be an extraordinary person in the fairy realm, just right
There's a little value.
In just a few moments, the two had already fought ten times, but in the end, Yi Hai was sent flying into the portal in Shi Hao's sudden burst of divine light.
Shi Hao: "Sect Master Su, I'm here." β
Su Lin: "Come on, the good wine is ready." β
After Su Lin sent this message, he hurriedly returned to his work post, well, the position of God.
His main body appeared at the root the moment he entered the world of Emiya Shirou, and all kinds of information that needed to be processed at the same time were put aside for the time being.
"More than 20 bottles were drunk, 30 bottles cost to buy a card, nine out of thirteen, you owe me 100 bottles." Su Lin came to the outside of the root and waited for the other party's arrival.
finally
A figure flies in through the rising portal.
Yi Hai stabilized his body, and his heart was about to return, but he felt something different.
All kinds of paths manifest here, and the infinite mysteries are within the perception of the divine consciousness, and just being located here can constantly make up for the understanding that one's past lacked.
All the wisdom is at your fingertips.
"What is this place?" At the same time that Yi Hai was shocked, he also found a weak monk looking at him not far away, even very close:
"Blessed land! No, this is a peerless treasure hahahaha!! β
The portal behind it was not closed, and Ahara knocked himself back into this place but controlled the power without hurting him, which gave Yihai a psychological illusion.
"Who are you over there?" Su Lin asked.
Yi Hai's face sank, his eyes were gloomy, this kind of treasure land even had this kind of low-level monk to share with him, looking at the aura on his body, the background was almost perfect, and he thought that he should have stayed in this treasure land for a long time.
"Hmph."
He shot directly, the chain of order gods was intertwined, and the doomsday-like thunder light struck Su Lin, and he didn't care if this person had anything to do with the wilderness, so he would abolish it first.
When Yi Hai's palm was about to touch Su Lin's Heavenly Spirit Gai, a slap abruptly covered his face.
Su Lin said softly: "What stinky fish and rotten shrimp." β
Brush!
All the magic weapons and treasures of the body were pierced, and all the power released by Yi Hai was engulfed, and a spear of light burst out towards the portal.
Boomββ!!!
Shi Hao, who was observing from a distance, looked at the giant spear of light flying out of the portal in a daze, and the terrifying power flew out of the portal and flew towards the spiritual gate on the opposite side.
All the mystical magic circles hidden behind the realm gate and the ambush methods to prevent the people of the lower realm from infiltrating were in an instant
Ashes!
The door to the spiritual realm is broken.
(End of chapter)